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  • lol! or ppl just made up 2 headed dog stories. its not that hard to come up with. you cant take myths that werent true in the first place and then try to corrilate them to aliens

  • what was this guy thinking when he woke up that morning knowing he was gonna be doing this show...

  • @liindsaylovely16

    Aliens.

  • Well if you say yes, then I'll just take your word for it!

  • For all you ignorant people out there, a surgeon once took a puppy and cut it in half leaving only the head and front legs and attached it to the neck of a dog and a week later it was completely healthy then he killed it. So yes we can create a two headed dog with six legs.

  • im not saying its aliens, but its aliens

  • True, but a pretty damn small possibility considering all the genetic variances and such. But yes, still a super tiny chance.

  • This guy is brilliant because everything can be explained by blaming it on Aliens and saying yes to everything that is a possiblity.

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  • you know what if there is a scultpture of a six headed dog...we couldn't have made that up! It must be aliens!!!! This guy is a freaking idiot.

  • Welcome to the most illogical video on yt.

  • Is it possible that Ancient Aliens created ridiculously bad hair that we still see today? I rest my case.

  • if today we are able to create a nuclear weapon capable of destroying cities in an instant, is it possible that a similar device existed thousands of years ago? i say yes. aliens.

  • > . <

  • -------->ALIENS<--------

  • I take a dump, is it possible ancient people took dumps? I say it is....because ALIENS!!

  • Here because of 9gag.

  • he has the best comedic timing of any stoner I've ever encountered.

  • Harry Potter? Alien

  • Wait this didn't even make sense!

  • Well, nyan cat was created by someone, wasn't it?

  • TOO MUCH WEED

  • I believe Every-thing this man says.

  • Trolololololol

  • Seems legit.

  • his hair is historical

  • @kingsinspace and hysterical haha

  • doods havin a bad hair day

  • how much weed does this guy smoke?

  • @lax703 it just have to be some kind of alien-weed

  • @lax703 More than the aliens could have brought here on a hundred ancient cargo ships.

  • According to this dude early humans where idiots... and everything they did was taught to them by little green men with beam weapons

  • That....doesn't make any damn sense.

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  • @SuckBoot Don't you mean the most brilliant.

  • I think this guy is an alien.

  • Don't worry da extraterrestrials will be abducting Giorgio soon - he's the hot favourite to take The Biggest Douche in the Universe crown from John Edward

  • And is it possible that ancient sculptors just have a great imagination? No, it had to be aliens.

  • this show and finding bigfoot are so stupid yet i can't turn away

  • Is it possible for me to have your hair?

  • Wonder why he wasn't on the South Park History channel episode with the sacred stuffing.

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  • I knew he was going to say yes. I simply knew it. It must have been aliens all along. 

  • Ancient "Assonauts" did it!!!!!

  • ....when the fuck has anyone ever created a 2 headed dog with 6 legs...?

  • @DaReelDeal in da passed da ancient assonauts did

  • This guy is on dope 24/7

  • Giorgio is the CEO of history channel and trolls us with this

  • It must be some KOIND of extraterrestrials

  • Two-headed dog with six legs? Must've been the aliens.

  • HOW BOUT NO!

  • if today we're able to create an M1a2 Abrams tanks, is it possible that a similar creature existed thousands of years ago? and i say yes

  • wait wait wait...

    we can create a two headed dog with 6 legs?

  • Greetings, aliens.

    Take me to your hair stylist...

  • @PharodWormhair AHAHA LMFAO

  • I don't understand why and how so many people falsifying his beliefs without any evidence against it, it is most definitely possible that aliens had visited the Earth before; with such a massive universe and infinite possibilities - it should not be taken as false and something to mock of.

  • @Biohazard40

    Oh yes, it's possible. But it's so ludicrous it's rendered improbable.

    Read Carl Sagan's book, Demon Haunted World.

  • OMG...This character Giorgio has lost his natural mind,

    this guy belongs on foxnews or fox and friends or something talk about glen beck on alien protein shake

    i remember when you can watch the history channel and pass a test of 2 in school

    NOW evidence be dammed

    this guy is bat shit,and am not talking about the hair

    BTW did aliens create youtube,is it possible?

    we all know what this guys answer will be

  • And therefore, two-headed dogs with six legs

  • He's fucking crazy.

    Nice haircut btw :3

  • That made no sense.

  • if u saw this guy downtown talking in normal clothes without a t.v. show and a special "title" under his name , u would think he is no more than the common crack head babbling on...

  • i got sent by a dude from battlog^^

  • dat hair

  • -_-

  • After seeing this guy's hair I figured that he was a little bit eccentric, but now I know that he's just fucking nuts. Pretty typical of the "History Channel" these days ... the program director should remove the tin foil hat, crawl out of his bomb shelter, and go back to the types of shows that they used to make.

  • It makes PERFECT sense to me know! I now understand the world!

  • For gods sake, History Channel doesn't deserve to be named History Channel. No wonder people build up a stereotype of americans as stupid!

  • aliens...

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  • His hair is the work of an ancient advanced civilization

  • Is such a thing even possible?

  • @SigmaNuStatus3 Nope, chuck Testa.

  • @hungryhungrymetroid go back to reddit faggot stick with your kind.

  • If talentless morons like saints were able to become so popular in ancient times, is it possible for a similar kind of celebrity today? I say yes, just watch MTV.

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  • ATTENTION DUELISTS! MY HAIR SAYS ITS ALIENS!

  • @sugar833 Aliens....from America!

  • @NarutorRasengan Screw the rules, I have aliens.

  • @sugar833 I just died of laughter, asshole. Why would you kill me?

  • BECAUSE ALIENS

  • Aliens...

  • What's next aliens at D-Day or during the Cold War?

  • History channel really?

  • facebook . com/itwasaliens

  • Since we can create my hair and bad tan today I say yes!

  • He says it's possible!!

  • ALIENS

  • People should realise he is obviously put on tv and made to look ridiculous (words and appearance) to discredit all ancient alien theories. The entire Egyptian religion revolved around the star Sirius as their 'creators'.

  • Wait wait, hold up. Since when the hell were we able to make two-headed dogs with six legs? I want one.

  • @Narokkurai

    No, you don't, man, you know how much those buggers eat? Twice as much as a normal dog 'cause they've got two cake-holes, and they crap three times as much on account of having three butts! :D

  • I commend the camera man for not laughing during this!

  • Giorgio's hair's is a modern achievement of human civilization. I'm not saying aliens are his personal hair stylists, but aliens are his personal hair stylists.

  • People had stories in the ancient past, therefore aliens.

  • I'm not going to say it's aliens...

    But it's aliens.

  • Is it possible that a similar creature existed thousands of years ago?

    YES IT IS.

  • I remember when the history channel was just about Hitler...

  • @fattoler It went from being the Hitler/WWII channel to the channel about aliens, ghosts, and monsters.

    Aliens.

  • @hungryhungrymetroid None of which have anything to do with history....

    ...OR DO THEY?!?!?

  • @fattoler Funny thing is, that's exactly what the new South Park episode was about. Thanksgiving is about the pilgrims and indians being aliens.

  • @fattoler Hitler was an alien. Trufax

  • @fattoler Therefor aliens. 

  • @fattoler Hitler? He's an extraterrestrial.

  • @IrritatingRemote Well that would explain those Nazi flying saucers....

  • @fattoler Those were extraterrestrials too. We're extraterrestrials.

  • @IrritatingRemote If that's the case first contact will be quite dull.

  • @fattoler Yeah. It'll just be like a family reunion of extraterrestrials.

  • @fattoler That's because Ancient Aliens own History Channel. It's a no brainer :P

  • Just remember this is the best guy the History Channel can find to convince us.

  • @Ffwdathird My bf actually believes this and it pains me that anyone could fall for this crap

  • Aliens

  • this man is high as a kite or a master troll

  • Everybody start posting gore!

  • Giorgio - fuck yeah!!

  • ... okay I'm surprised no one has pointed this out.. have we been able to create a two headed dog with two legs? What did I miss here?

  • oh dear, lol, I love this guy though really. I like the Ancient Aliens show, and Giorgio is just so darn happy all the time XD But yeah he's out there sometimes. Sometimes a duck is a duck. but yeah, Giorgio's awesome XD

  • I remember when the History Channel had credibility.

    And then this asshole showed up.

  • His hair is Nicholas Cage's hair that is a bird. Your argument is invalid.

  • I don't always style my hair....but when I do it looks like that.

  • I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's hair

  • How much crack does this guy smoke?

  • Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrr

  • And the sad thing is, gullible idiots like my dad think this guy is right o.e God people are fucking stupid.

  • Hes a relative of Albert Einstein.

  • This nigga high...

  • Logic fail

  • Halloween costume 2011

  • He's fucking stupid.

  • This man might be saying something interesting, I will never know as all I can think about is what kind of person knows they are going on camera and decides "THIS is the perfect broadcast hair"

  • does this guy like get out of bed right before a shoot or something????

  • who also had crazy hair? Einstein! And he was very intelligent.

  • Now how to hell did ponies bring me here? And they're in the suggestions. Apparently everything ends in ponies. Can it be? I found the answer to life, to the universe and everything! PONIES! SPREAD THE WORD!

    Now what the coitus was that all about?

  • Is that possible? I'm going to say yes, because I don't know anything about anything! BUT THAT COUNTS AS PROOF!

  • If the dinosaurs weren't killed by an asteroid, then clearly it had to be ALIENS!

    If JFK wasn't killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, then clearly it had to be ALIENS!

    If nobody knows who kidnapped the Lindbergh baby, then clearly it had to be ALIENS!

    If I put even number of socks in the dryer and an odd number come out, then clearly it had to be ALIENS!

    If no evidence of aliens showed up anywhere in recorded history, then clearly it had to be ALIENS!

  • Nah brah, aliens...

  • ALIENS.

  • His hair...I want it for my own! Though will it ever reach that level of awesome? I say yes!

  • THEREFORE, ALIENS!

  • He's taking a few... artistic liberties.. with his idea about what a rational theory is.

    But what I want to know is... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HISTORY CHANNEL?

    Why do they think that History is all about military gun porn and conspiracy theories?

    That would be like if TCM started putting CSI and Law and Order into their weekday lineup of programming.

    "What the hell do these cop shows have to do with classic movies?"

    "Aw hell, who gives a crap? It gets ratings. Next month we'll add pro-wrestling."

  • If Ancient Aliens didn't exist, then how did they create everything?

  • @PsychoWingedFish giorgio's hair holds the answers to all

  • Is it possible that his hair has the answers of the universe? and i say yes.

  • ....his hand motions and his hair distract me....

  • hes stupid, i could come up with stupid shit that makes no sense too lol

  • If Ancient Aliens don't exist, then why do they?

  • this is one makes sense lol

  • Yes it is

  • And if today we're able to create a mutant hair and i say yes

  • @AnalSurgery is such a thing even possible? yes it is...

  • @AnalSurgery Dat Name....

  • He's interpreting ancient myths and art in the context of modern ideas. Not exactly recommended. 

  • If we created a two headed dog with six legs....

    We must be aliens.

  • Hm. He has a point there.

  • I wish that a two headed dog with six legs ate giorgio

  • Giorgio's hair created mankind!

  • @whitelght9 NO IT WAS DEEJAY

  • @whitelght9 And aliens created his hair

  • @whitelght9 And his hair was created by ALIENS.

  • He's right. For making fun, you're wrong, stupid and downright incorrect. Giorgio is awesome. Fuck off jealous bitch.

  • @yesiamawizardjonny - therefore alien

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