I, Partridge We Need To Talk About Alan

[ProfessorBullshyt]

There’s a part in the book where Alan gives a quite in-depth and well researched explanation about FM radio and if you look up FM radio on Wikipedia he’s literally copied and pasted their explanation word for word, pure Partridge! Bring on the upcoming movie!

[minigeorgethe8th]

not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.

[deanthedude12]

Was this recorded at the Muswell Hill golf course?

[elusivejahnell]

Love that bit where he calls the interviewer a tit! haha!

[Fronika]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[angusord]

Action man bow ties

[GatorM]

Turn up the volume.

[borismuller86]

the book about "Bouncing Back" getting pulped is incredible.

[fin652]

You make pigs smoke

[ramonaHQ]

I just started the book today. So far so great.

[Rantomon]

Classic Alan!

[SilentLD]

What I want to know is why Lynne the PA isn't mentioned by name in the book, just mentioned as "my assistant" - is there some kind of court injunction out. I'm finding this quite upsetting and frankly a massive oversight by AP and his publishers!

[SilentLD]

Sorry Alan for the torrent of abuse previously - I don't mean to destroy you - you made a good job of that yourself! D.Clifton.

[HaneeFannee]

I heard Shakin' Stevens thought it was "lovely stuff"

[BarryDong]

Needless to say, I had the last laugh!

[SilentLD]

A ruddy good read.

[fin652]

have i trumped myself awake again...

[amazingred]

A superb read throughout

[oldskoolmacboy]

This book is liquid gold.

[ihopeyouredone]

3:16 killed me!

[MrBuch169169]

It's not Simon Schama, but neither is it Wally Banter's Junk Box.

[ImaniHekima]

Tits to all that, I'm sure we can fix it!

[EFCGeorge]

I am your patrol leader

I AM your patrol leader

I AM YOUR PATROL LEADER

[holmeslaw666]

wanna see Alan have a frame of snooker on that table, bet he's not a bad player, but prob more suited to being a snooker referee

[holmeslaw666]

where's Dan gone?

[webly17]

Cashback!

[superhamzah85]

So how does one pulp Alan's e-book?

[Mehargildargil]

@superhamzah85 electro magnetic pulse?

[MrBuch169169]

Alan makes some good points about the Kindle here. I'm actually viewing some hardcore pornography right now, and frankly it's quite distracting.

[venares76]

Smelly Alan Fartridge, Smelly Alan Fartridge , Smelly Alan Fartridge!

[Kevtb87]

I'm a naysayer criticising Alan and his ****y book

[SymonsO]

Funny

[RyanLaquer]

the nagging distraction of online hardcore pornography...hahaha

[pulrh]

The book the Bible could've been.

[ProjectFlashlight612]

THIS IS CHEESE! I'VE GOT CHEESE!

[telo141]

With a little...with a little bit...with a little bit of blooooooming luck!

[sollge]

@Mickla Same! Haven't listened to anything else since I bought it!

[3gmatt1]

You need to give the audiobook a listen. Having alan read the book to you is amazing.

[Mickla]

@3gmatt1 been listening to it on the way to work every day, dont think ive ever enjoyed an audio book this much

[16blades]

Oh go on you swine give Alan a job...

Yeah... gimme a job you shit.

[knapsuck]

alan if your reading this im going to staples to buy staples with eamon homles and kris akaibusi.

let me know if your comming.

[waoop]

He laughed so much he had kenco coming out of his nostrils

[weezilesq]

I say telescopic dampners...I mean rigid stays.

[Gkirby001]

Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!

Dan!

[pcvideogamer]

I love the way his story of the campaign of niggling comments unfolds like an old man falling down a flight of stairs... it just keeps giving and getting better :) the voice bit was superb... he's the best at what he does and i hope there's another BBC thing on the way... go on...give him another seri.... oh i can't be bothered to quote-mine-interpun.

[MHD1323]

Jurassic Park!

[mcbrainlegend]

Very throrough

[roe5745]

Smelly Alan Fartridge! Smelly Alan Fartridge!

[Acousticalistair]

Needless to say, I bought the book, and had the last laugh.

[olovcon]

Fanny hair

[philthroughfire29]

back of the net!

[turkeyblue]

Cock, Piss, Partridge.

[MHD1323]

@turkeyblue Cook Pass Babtridge

[manicd81]

Butter my arse / Kettles are sad.

Can't wait to get hold of the book.

[olovcon]

Tell me about the lady boys......

[ThisVideoGetsMeMoist]

ooooooooooooooohh

No, that's a homosexual.

[wurble]

Just started reading the book today. I gotta, lovely stuff.

If you're reading this Alan, you have my permission to use that comment on any re-issues.

[shymenH]

dawkins - "laughed so much he started to believe in god."

genius.

[chrisbeat1988]

I can't stand Alan Partridge. I think Steve Coogan is a dalendless shid, a dosser and a dwad.

[jamstamanify]

it has 23 5 star reviews on amazon and 0 o=reviews less than 5 stars this must be amazing

[r0galik]

@jamstamanify yes it is :D

[stevebairdchef]

very funny, Great guy... Keep up the good work... Wheres Lynne these days?

[sideyone1]

@willpreeview

I took a chance on it and bought it. Glad i did it's the best audio read ever! Jurassic Park!

[urbanmovements09]

I think Alans jumper is rather snazzy!

[killgortroutuk]

Richard Dawkins laughed so much, that he started to believe in God. Genius

[intherein]

Alan Partridge is a talentless hack, and I hope he reads this. Mike from Palgrave wasn't wrong.

[jx866]

Rock and roll, let's all have a pear!

[Anotherrnumber]

I will be enjoying this book with a savory 99.

[DANNYM35]

One of the benefits of global warming and international terrorism is that more and more people are holidaying in England. I'll drink to that!

[motherflange]

I wonder if Alan's anecdotes end with, 'Needless to say I had the last laugh' ?

[gabe25591]

@motherflange ... N-Needles to say... I... I took drugs.

[DarthMonkeyIV]

Monkey Tennis!

[sideyone1]

Is the audio version of the book read by Alan himself?

[willpreeview]

@sideyone1 Sure is (:

[josephpricey]

they are traceable

[bellmotherwell]

having said that

[Geshreeyeh]

As much as I love Alan (the earlier his stuff, the better the material - however, the recent Foster stuff was fantastic), Coogan doesn't do very well at imporvising, which this seems to be. If you want to see ana amazing Partridge interview, check out his appearance on Clive Anderson. Will be getting the book, but must admit I am disappointed to see that there's no reference to Adam Wells - minor gripe "we actually called it naughty Norwich"

[veryphonics]

Smelly Alan Fartridge

[paulsquattro]

Not my words,the words of top gear magazine......hello?!

[rigragtag]

COOK PASS BABTRIDGE

[Dolphination]

This will actually improve with every read.

[d0nkeytr0n]

@Dolphination no, that's Bravo Two Zero :)

[ImaniHekima]

@Dolphination The footnotes are a 'book' in themselves. Just ask TV Quik. :-)

[weirdcitykid]

@Darkstar27100

yes you are mistaken - not Armando.

[joeypesci]

Alan's got a new book? Jurassic Park.

[meotaku2]

Pratt

[villarule]

oooh mince

[innit27]

cone but not forgotten

[gallearpftd]

GIVE HIM THE SECOND SERIES!!!!!

[MrCaporegime]

yeah ya SHIT!

[ricadus]

Blockers and doubters beware, Partridge will not be denied!

[ShopUntilYouDrop90]

It's all of those, yet i's none of them... Yet all of them.

Complete Legend.

[IainRockss]

Randy McKnob!

[ShorthandedGoal]

Lovely stuff. Not my words Internet, the words of Shakin' Stevens.

[AsylumSeekas]

Bet it gets destroyed..I mean Pulped.

[thehilly]

traceable.



[lukeoca]

lmfao!

[dounreayder]

I suspect 'Exit Wounds' by Chris Ryan would make a cracking read

[ShinyMoonCheese]

Bill Oddie's dressing gown receipt has just been submitted for tax purposes.

[jcbdrzr]

"The choice of books was absolutely first class" I couldn't stop laughing at this.

[PowerThrash]

Go and stand by the Yakults!

[BobCassidy]

Trace this, cock piss partridge. Youre a has been

[redrum616]

LOL he's a nut! Love him xD

[commie3000]

I am one of the four Mr Partridge speaks of. I'm on Amazon right now buying Bravo Two Zero and addressing it to your house as we speak Alan. You will never stop me you fool... mwhahahahahahahahahaha

[TheAceDuo]

Alan partridge absaloute legend!

[looseheadtom]

"sorry that sounded like a belch then ... uuuurhhh" haha

[rjbultitude1]

I say Nay!