Monty Python's - Life of Brian-5

[movingmag1940]

Who said Jehova first...?? ;) May be his Mother...

[freiheitsalv]

Oh my flying spaghetti monster that was hilarious!!!!

[KidA518]

:30 LOL

[towrofterra]

Always one isn't there...

[brecans]

one of the funniest moments in film history.

[FireEyedMaidOfWar]

Monsieur Cleese has clearly in his countenance what folk does call natural authority! This is why he plays in Monty Python all the key authority figures, which do make the life on our cosy little planet free prosperous and save like Adolf Hitler, the Pope, English officers, Reg (leader of the terrorist organisation People’s Front of Judea), Sir Lancelot the Brave, the right hand of Pontius Pilate, managers or police officers. I think the authority folk should take him for their role model!

[springjools]

@FireEyedMaidOfWar I do take him as an authority role model.

[FireEyedMaidOfWar]

@springjools: Sounds great! But may I ask you what kind of task, connected with authority, are you fulfilling in your country at the moment? There maybe a specific instruction by Monty Python available for your very occupation!

[calogeroaiello]

SHE! SHE SHE SHIM HIM HIM HIM...

AHAHAHAHA

[4allnipples]

Let the programmer who has not screwed up a project, cast the first pointer...

[Shayrah]

jehova

[minihoppyftw]

jehova jehova jehova jehova jehova jehova jehova

what u gonna do

[GaryNull]

Man, these were the days of great movies and music . . 1975 - 1983

[1amn0tapu]

its iahova not jehova :P

[Gubbywubby]

"We haven't started yet." Wow. Best line ever.

[NickManor]

farthest girl on the left is hot

[calogeroaiello]

@NickManor

the one with blach beard? I like her too

[guepardomorado88]

19 people had a rock thrown at them when they said "Jehova"

[Soulfunk89]

Monty Python = the Comedic reincarnation of Jesus Christ

[FezzFix]

Men dressing up like women, dressing up like men, genius xD

[firzen684]

Well u did say jahobah/ even if they do say jahobah... hahahahaha

[doelsuparman]

Did they really forbid saying The Name of God? The God? Did they really?

[MegaGayjesus]

@doelsuparman Yes, so sacred was the name Yahweh or Jehova, to say it was punishable by death by stoning. "And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: " From the book of Leviticus, chapter 24. (Old Testament.)

[doelsuparman]

@MegaGayjesus It's not what I asked. Do you know what Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim means? In the name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful. I asked if they really did forbid saying The Name of God.

[MegaGayjesus]

@doelsuparman Yes they forbade even the use of the naming of God as a blasphemy.

[doelsuparman]

@MegaGayjesus So did they stone people for saying The Name of God, or for Blasphemy? Which is it? Saying The Name of God (being blasphemy) or blasphemy against The Name of God?

[MegaGayjesus]

@doelsuparman Yes, even naming God was punishable by death by stoning. Even lighting a fire to keep warm on a Saturday (the Sabbath) was punishable by death!

[doelsuparman]

@MegaGayjesus I just said God, it's His Name. Is that blasphemy? Do you know what La ilaha ilAllah means? There is no God but The God. Do you know what blasphemy is?

[MegaGayjesus]

@doelsuparman In the modern sense blasphemy is to speak of God or the sacred with impiety. However, in the ancient Jewish sense, even naming God was blasphemy!

[doelsuparman]

@MegaGayjesus So saying Grace, offering Prayer, etc, etc, was blasphemy in the "ancient Jewish sense"?

[MegaGayjesus]

@doelsuparman If you take a look at the "Dead Sea Scrolls" written at about the time of the so called messiah "Jesus". You will find that the God of the Jews is refered to as "He" and "His" holy name but "He" is never named. For instance: " All will obey His massiah and His spirit will hover over the spirits that sleep in the dust." And "He" will raise them up at the end of days" God is never named!

[doelsuparman]

@MegaGayjesus So I hope The Christians will understand how we Muslims feel, when The Jews don't even accept OUR Messiah Jesus Christ son of The Virgin Mary. Even though Muslims call him Nabi Isa Al Maseih. Just like we Muslims call God, Allah SWT, translated to The God The Most Glorified (Most Holy).

[MegaGayjesus]

@doelsuparman Christians, Jews and Muslims need to realise how deluded you all are about the gods. The gods are human inventions, they do not exist, Jesus, Mohammed and all the so called prophets are as deluded as you are.

[doelsuparman]

@MegaGayjesus I see you'd rather be stuck to a wheel chair with something in your mouth & invent theories about how The Universe created itself. ;-)

[MegaGayjesus]

@doelsuparman Mohammed was as deluded as Jesus. Jesus, so we are told, thought himself to be the son of God. Mohammed pretended he was receiving messages from "Allah" through the angel Gabriel, when is humanity going to grow out of this stupidity?

[doelsuparman]

@MegaGayjesus Okay genius, I knew a guy named Kadek who liked to lie to himself & others, about how ever single poison had an antidote & someone who didn't have access to all these antidotes wasn't getting poisoned. Good luck with your "theories"... ;-)

[MegaGayjesus]

@doelsuparman When we look for any antidote for any poison, we look to science, not to the stupidity and ignorance of the many religions!

[doelsuparman]

@MegaGayjesus Okay brainiac. You like science, but you prefer Science Fiction. I'll tell you about how low people will go for money. They'd sell their own souls for 30 million & even offer to send MJ their own son. Guess what? MJ is dead now, they've never made so much money on him for a very long time. Let's talk science when you invent a cure for death.

[MegaGayjesus]

@doelsuparman One day I am sure you will grow up enough to see how stupid and delusional all religious beliefs are, give up the stupidity of Islam and join the human race!

[doelsuparman]

@MegaGayjesus I've grown up so much as to know the difference between priceless & worthless, as being a woman of Religious upbringing & whore. As animals f#ck, but Humans get married.

[MegaGayjesus]

@doelsuparman So you know how worthless religions are?

[doelsuparman]

@MegaGayjesus You are SO funny, are you also blind &/or dyslexic?

[MegaGayjesus]

@doelsuparman You are now making no sense at all.

[doelsuparman]

@MegaGayjesus It's okay, because you never made any sense.

[compu1234567890]

Love it! @1:12

[615Deathdealer]

Your only making it worse for yourself

Worse how could it be worse Jeovah Jeovah Jeovah, lol best part

[Kvam92]

Love his little jump at 1:58 :D Well you did say Jehova xD

[zeroone30000ua]

@Zionistan666 jews are evil and we already done something for them

[60ssoulboy]

Cleric: "shut up your only making it worse"

Man about to be stoned to death: "How could I possibly make it worse!"

They don't write comedy like this anymore!

[envanje]

@60ssoulboy

I remember at the time this picture was made there was a lot of protest from Jewish orthodox side.

The talent to make good movies has disappeared meanwhile though we should nourish and spread on youtube all culture that remembers us to our time of struggle for freedom of expression and justice.

[EmpireLS56KW]

That mean wicked fucking girl who threw the puppies into the river needs to be stoned for the satisfaction of animal lovers.

[biagginonypd]

There dress as men because only men were allowed to throw stones.. funny video through lol lol

[CWScott24]

@Zionistan666 how about that European cartoonist that was killed by Islamic extremist for making and effigy of Mohamed, or the creators of south park having death threats and websites calling for their deaths, because they had drawn an effigy of Mohamed. south park, family guy and many other cartoonist make drawings and satire of Buddha, Jesus, and Jehovah , do Buddhist Christians, or Jews call for their deaths? no they dont. you didnt read the post i was responding to, you need to stfu .

[hkz]

Who tough that ? Comon' 0:54

[7transformer]

this movie was banned in some conturies.

[kevrs2]

peasants ,nothings changed ,the world full of lunatics

[dim432]

Hollocaust. 0:28 1:19 1:30 1:50

YOU DO NOT THROW UNTIL I BLOW THIS WHISTLE, even they say Hollocaust 2:11

[lake40]

what a great movie to watch on good friday lol

[Hainzman81]

One of the BEST Sceens Ever in Film History

[BlooiPod]

@par77lj Hahahaha lol XD

[sainterosette]

OMG! Jesus Christ on a bicycle, this is so funny! :-)

STONE HER!

[kissmewhereyoucan76]

2000 years later

The Mohammed cartoons in Denmark!

[CWScott24]

@kissmewhereyoucan76 the only difference is Christians dont blow things up or try to kill people when an effigy of Jesus is made.

[Screenscribbles]

@CWScott24 Where do Christians come into it? The movie makes fun of a Jewish religious taboo 2000 years ago. kissmewhereyoucan76's comment points out that similar taboos exist still today, taking the Mohammad cartoons as an example.

[CWScott24]

@Screenscribbles well if you saw the comment i replied to you would understand what i wrote

[skobbetjes]

STONED to death lol =)

[finalfantasy5150]

pround hypocite Pharasee!!,,,lol!! HAIL JAH,! JEHOVAH!!!!

[MrMatty1995]

jehovah the name of the one true god

[jackbart96]

IM WARNING YOU, IF YOU SAY JEOVAH ONCE MORE...*whack* RIGHT WHO THREW THAT!!!!!!one!!!!!

[par77lj]

Vem va det som kasta? Vem va det som kasta? Säg vem det fucking va!

[servo6620]

A true classic !!

[juampy69]

I can imagine how they rehearsed this scene mainly when the shackled old man is hit in the head with a stone. I'm sure the fake woman missed a lot of times until she hit him right in the head. And I'm sure they laughed like I'm laughing now.

[invincableabramstank]

that was a pretty big boulder. lol

[ZeMovinPixxle]

roflmao

Monty phyton is best

[animalhouse28146]

This has to rank up there with "knights who say ni" from Holy Grail

[BigFatLoserDude]

Mel Brooks has almost always managed to use the name somehow in his movies

[BigFatLoserDude]

The fake beards are funny

[TheMuntsa]

Una obra de arte, muy bueno.

[dan46and2]

Cleese in his element, here. :)

[exitwest]

Can you imagine anyone BUT Cleese playing this part? This whole movie is like some brilliant orchestra playing on each member's strengths.

[jdflorette]

I agree, i have as much respect for religious people as for these people in the film :) Eeh, or less,, cause i think the film is brilliant :P

[southsieed]

sums up religions brilliantly

[thedukeofantioch]

thats wisable too

[Veela79]

JEHOVA JEHOVA! lol

[envanje]

So far for the myth that women are peacefull and sensitive creatures.

[kishou]

its a movie...

[moti4love]

l o l

[cowboyzsuk81]

Jehovah jehovah haha

[WHITEKNIGHT88SS]

EPIC

[stereotrashxxx]

python are sickk.

The best things are when they talk about high brow things in a low brow way

like this scene, using something serious like a stoning like a school classroom sending them to the back

or vica versa

MINT!

[calamagrostis88]

COMMANDMENT THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.' - One more blaspheme from you and well be forced to intervene surgically. Repent now or Satan will serve you molten lead cocktails in the bottomless pit of Hades.

[walka112]

get a life

[calamagrostis88]

I have a life, and part of it is mocking Bible worshipers just like the Pythons.

[mezza205]

that poor old bloke gets thrown on a black plague cart in holy grail, and in this he draws the role of this guy best part of the film.

[irongjhonatan]

jajajajajja.. por pajuooo..

[o4fcuksake]

catalyst8 Oh Please Did they know they had Halibut in times gone past!!!

[keesvandammen]

hahahaha i love it how they are all womans

[JayAreDubya]

Why did they portray an Islamic tradition as Jewish?

[lys168]

Because it is orginally a Jewish tradition to start with

[DancerHobo]

I think stoning was used pretty much everywhere.

[catalyst8]

In fairness the Old Testament/Tanakh adopted huge parts of Sumerian mythology:1st two orders of angels (seraphim & cherubim); Noah/Flood (Gilgamesh); Moses (Sargon of Akkad).

The Bible repeatedly states that Abraham was Sumerian (e.g. Genesis 11: 28-31). So even though Abraham (& indeed later Jesus) would have been Arabic, they weren't Muslims since, assuming Abraham even existed, Islam wouldn't occur for about another 2000 years.

[JayAreDubya]

Are you referring to an European swallow or an African swallow?

[phxsns1]

Dude, wrong movie.

[letsburn00]

Cos it's a jewish tradition as well as islamic. People stoned people they didn't like pretty much everywhere

[MegaGayjesus]

@JayAreDubya Because stoning to death was both an Islamic tradition and a Jewish tradition. See the Old Testament and my other comment above.

[sharkey4123]

at 0:37 Michael pushes his beard up lol

I think it's Michael anyway.

[MikeIronMaiden]

"You're only making it worse for yourself!"

"Making it worse? How can it be worse?"

"Jehova! Jehova! Jehova!"

LOL!

I insist, this is the funniest film ever!

[Mitch1990africa]

i like holy grail more

OH DO SHAT AP!

[xadir]

No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! :D

[MaybeRumpel]

1:03-1:12 always makes me laugh so much XD

Love this film

[shanesclayland]

JAHOVA!

[BobbyDuwitz]

*Jehova!

[jobros17]

BLASPHEM!!!! :p

[sofiammmmm]

do i say yes?

yes

hahahaha

the best movie ever

[glitch941]

Lmfao

[mikeyg169]

Good shot..

[LilPunkLoser]

And I want to make this absolutely clear, Even If they do say Jehovah

[elmore1735]

I think its hilarious how they have men playing women who are dressed as men.

[highfire666]

@elmore1735

are you being serious :D

[fridaalady]

bwahahaha this is for all time <3<3<3<3

[dinkMR2]

wheee... they cut before the cute scene where two Roman soldiers are looking at themselves in complete resignation :-)

[azizparis]

Making it worst?? How could it be worst...........

[pricardosoriano]

sheeeeeeeeee, shheeeeeee, sheeeeeeee... HHHEEEEE, HEEEEE

KAKAKAKAKAKAKA

[ioitiub]

until i blow this wistle :)))

[gottalovePython]

"Oh, lay of! We haven't started yet!"

haha the best movie ever! =)

[emsala12]

agree, they're amazing...

[andysllt]

are there any women here today

[StuffCrusaders]

LOl hes all trying to run back as soon as he threw the rock

[stegaflaps]

her!her!her!..............HIM! HIM! HIM!

[hellasweet4twizzle]

Praise JC

(John Clease)

[stopsmokenow]

the greatest film ever !!!!

[stopsmokenow]

yesss

[stopsmokenow]

the british r the smartes ppl of europe :)

r they jewish ?:) from the lost 10 tribes ?

[thedukeofantioch]

line of dan actually.

[makiavelli999]

This film was banned in Norway for 4 years! I kid you not! The Swedes laughed their heads off and advertised: LIFE OF BRIAN -BANNED IN NORWAY -SEE IT IN SWEDEN!

-We are the people´s front of Judea! lol Religion is the menace of this world and bearded gits with or without turbans who claim to be the representatives of God. Give med Odin and Thor and Hel and the Nordic Gods instead!

[azuriterules]

he only said jehova THUD THUD THUDTHUD THUD THUD!!!

[parodyking23]

JEHOVA!

[patric98]

"you're only making it worse for yourself!"

[parodyking23]

"all i said was Jehova!"

[parodyking23]

"how could i make it any worse? JEHOVA, JEHOVA!"

[WORMS4eva]

''I'm warning you if you say Jehova once more!''

[parodyking23]

"JEHOVA!"

[stopsmokenow]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[yorkbagel]

"Always one of them, isn't there" that line always gets me.

[Chloride25]

je je je same thing here, its priceless....

[Atheistprimate]

Funny part is this is about as sensible as religion gets. This shit goes on still in places like Iran.

[tysweetdrums]

yet funny

[ramonesdude93]

GOOD SHOT!!!! its funny because no men are actually there to stone him and theyre all women

[rexandlef]

We havent started yet!LOL

He did it he did it!(women's voice) He did he did it! (fake men's voice) LOL

[Renneskid]

Are there any women here today? xD

[bigpoopie69]

Are there any women here today? ROFLMAO!!!!! Men playing women pretending to be MEN!! :-D

[withthebeatles7000]

2:12-2:19 EPIC

[Olcheeseburger]

loool :DDDD

[6U4RD1AN]

hilarious

[1Cheesecake1]

her her her! i mean him him him! :3 xD

[Elisha2Kings]

i guess saying "he (she (he?)) without sin" would be a little redundant in this case.

[begotten22]

yahu is the god of jewish ....

[theschnitter]

the god of jewish have many names.. aaand jehova is one of them but i think its the name that is used often from people that arent jews

[BigHerm111]

no its yahweh or something >.>

[777CARL777]

??WHO THREW THAT???

[rainbowschild]

There was a young girl, the crowd was about to stone her to death. Jesus said let who among you without sin cast the first stone. A little old lady jumped up and tossed a rock hitting the poor girl in the head. Jesus said mom stop following me around.

[omgfreakay]

she did she did! oh HE DID HE DID!

haha we watched this in english class. it was hilarious. ditto for bananas

[quirkey999]

are there any women here today??

[leomallon]

Hahaha!

[benjamminwoodhouse]

male actors playing woman characters trying to be male

[faddy24]

I think islam is at this stage in it's, er, 'development'.

[vja1970]

So true. Fuck religion

[SCE2AUX]

In what direction??

[PrinceAliKaka22]

LOOOOOOOL!

[krunchee22]

LMAO this sums up religion so well......bizarre and funny.

[SirKarlosG]

Gladly if it even existed.

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

:cracks up: