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  • 'Sparkles' XD

  • I think Alucard would get him where its the most painful. He would shove through Edward's face(what the lady's love), and make Bella watch!

  • this is so fake. bella doesnt have emotions.

  • SPARKLES :D

  • Vampires can't be killed with a gun.There bullet-proof.Renessmee looks like Dora! That's not even funny! If you want to see something funny,go to Why the Edward and Bella Really Got Married. Thank you, and goodnight!

  • @twixx246 You never seen Hellsing. His bullets are made from blessed cross's.

  • lol! Funny as hell. Good animation.

  • So stupid

  • lol! i love this. i love twilight but i also love this :)

  • alucard ftw!!!

  • Ha, ha, that was GREAT!!! <3 all your parodies ;)

  • ALUCARD ROCKS!!xD

  • what the heck was that

  • I like this version better than what actually happens..

  • I'm no fan of Weslie Snipes but I loved Blade and I still do.

  • Sparkles!!!!!!!

  • that was messed up

  • hmm i was thinking the one in the red might have been van helsing but not after the gun lol not sure who that is?

  • @6661313 he is Alucard a alternate version of Dracula who was enslave by Van Helsing and used to fight Vampires. in the anime Hellsing Ultimate he fought against Nazi vampires, yes a whole battalion, over a thousand SS Nazi vampires you can't get anymore more awesome than that

  • @Methyll ok saw someone mention alucard but i was thinking from catlsvania lol and that didn't look right at all lol) i'll have to look that one up

  • @6661313 and tell me what you think later

  • @Methyll I liked a reference to one of the cooler Anime characters. I wondered how many people would recognie him. I'd rather have seen Saris Victoria (I think this name got garbled by being an English character in a Japanese show that got translated into English) but that's just my hormones talking.

  • 0:46 Actually, that's the Casull! Not the Jackal. The Jackal is black.

  • it's fun because i hate two of those three vampire killers even more than twilight, yeah, blade and buffy the vampire slayer suck big dinosaur ballz, neat parody toonsmyth

  • It's funny because two of the three vampire slayers that killed them were vampires, and one of them was (more or less) Dracula. <3 Alucard :3

  • 1:02 Nuoooh!

  • YES ALUCARD

  • blade... fuck yea

  • You forgot Van Helsing lol

  • @spartanchief360 Van Helsing lives in the 19th century and is already dead

  • @Methyll van helsing i'm pretty sure is a last name and can be carried on

  • @6661313 The guy in red with the gun is Alucard, from the Anime shows "Helsing" and "Helsing Ultimate". The plot of these that Van Helsing's family have set up an organization to fight vampiers. Alucard is a vampier who works for them. Th Helsing organisation is headed by Sir Integra Helsing - somebody should have told the Japanese that a woman would be refered to as "lady" not "sir".

  • @Graptopetalum The whole sir thing is more of an honorific and title. Confusing i know

  • @redoctoberfruit I lived in Britain from my birth in 1960 until 1994 and I've seen too many British TV shows. I've never seen a woman addressed as "sir" in real life or any show. For that matter I've never known "Victoria" to be used as a surname or "Saris" used a name at all. While I'm at it, Abraham van Helsing was Dutch so why is the Helsing organization British? I can't imagine the Catholic church having an order called "Iscariot" (even if they do have vampire slayers)!

  • @Graptopetalum Actually, the sir title was inherited from her father.

  • @Graptopetalum yes but thats strictly Britain. Calling someone sir is just an honorific and the show is made in japan where honorifics are used. Plus if Integra wanted it changed she would say something. Or it could just be that they don't see her as a woman who by most are seen as weak, not saying they are, and plus she isnt very lady like. If i was in the army or something and my CO was a woman i would still say sir. Its not being rude.

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  • so simple, so satisfying!

  • Lmfaaaaao. Funnnny

  • pppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhh 0:51

  • Arrrrr? 

  • 0:30 alucard yessssssssssssssssssssssssss!!­!!

    

  • 0:55 best part lol

  • that was stupid², but i like stupid things :D

  • i know all three of those charectors lol

  • watched cuz it looked funny finished cuz alucard was in it xD bravo XD

  • "uncle Jacob are you my boyfriend now?" XD

  • Team Alucard, Blade & Buffy FTW!!!

  • he he he ****Sparkles****

  • blade, hellsing and buffy killer vampire, good final

  • p.s lets hope this happens in the second part ;)

  • i was actually creeped out when jacob 'imprinted' on their daughter...like wth? all the respect i had for that character was thrown at the window.

  • hahaha sucks xP

  • sparkles

  • .... Uncle Jacob, are you my boyfriend now?

  • She was humming the smurfs theme song right? Buffy!!

    This is hilarious!!!! XD

  • Team Alucard!

  • y did they have blood?o_O

  • yay buff!

  • I AM TEAM ALUCARD

  • but remember vampires are bullet proof

  • @ariannadeskin123 But remember, it's ALUCARD. XD

  • see if something is hurrting you dont you wood or garlic use the old fashion gun xD

  • 0:35 buffyy!!!!!

  • That child say: Are your my bf now ... And it's like she is happy that her parents are dead XDD

  • Sparkles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ALUCARD XD

  • Why was Renesmee singing Smurfs' theme song?

  • LOL I liked this way more than the actual movies. Nice animation too.

    

  • VAMPIRES DONT HAVE BLOOD LOL

  • thumbs up if you found Alucard from Hellsing

  • vampire dont die that eaily they could run faster than the bullits and vampire dont have blood you know

  • @TheWondersong doesn't matter, it's Alucard, he's a vampire from the Hellsing Anime series. Fans of that show know that it would be far, far worse if he decided to kill them WITHOUT using the gun.

  • *laughs do hard she hacks up a lung* ahjh shit *dies*

  • Alucard is beast!

  • You tell them, Alucard!

  • uncle jacob are you my boyfriend now ohh i love it when she said that and its funny any way but i still love twilight:)

  • Yea! Get em! Lol

  • @LeighTomasuloeiol1 You take you damned SPAM and burn in hell. People like you should be harvested for their organs. That goes for ALL of you spammers! Stay off my channel!

  • ALUCARD. A real fucking vampire.

  • 0:32 The best vampire/vampire hunters in the whole world.

  • Alucard: Who the Fuck do you think you are?

    Edward: A vampire?

    Alucard: WRONG ANSWER!!!

    *cuts off edward's head, stabs him in the chest*

    Alucard: Your just a sparkle. >:)

  • 0:45 RAPE FACE!!@!

  • hahaha, cool ! :D

  • Ok I knew the blonde chick was Buffy and the black dude was blade but who was the creepy guy with the gun

  • @MrStatechampion4 That was Alucard from Hellsing,

  • That was completely stupid!!!!!

  • @KiNikkify But in a GOOD way, right? Thanks for watching!

  • @toonsmyth That was completely awesome!! :D Still better than twilight lol. great job, I laughed the whole time :)

  • YES YES HE IS YOU BOYFRIEND!

  • Lol! The sound when Jacob turn back to a human xD

  • um

    

  • wat the h#lls with the "SPARKLES!" bit??

  • SPARKLES!

  • 'Uncle Jacob, are you my Boyfriend now?'

  • listen watchg twilight to find out that vampires are bullletproof and only die with head rpped off

  • @iBunniSaur Even non-twilight vampires can't be killed with a bullet. That's werewolves

  • @PaRoDiEr1993 i know that

  • @PaRoDiEr1993 true that they cant be killed with a bullet, thats why he shot more than one.

  • lol i show my friend these vids becaz we have fought since new moon came out about whose better i think its edward she thinks is jacob.

    everytime i shwo her a random vid of twilight and if edward pwns.. she owes me 5 bucks and if jacob pwns she gets 5 bucks... so far she has 20 bucks i have 50 ^_^ well 55 if u count renessmee pwning jacob :D

  • ultimate vampire killing team????

  • anyone else think Edward looks like a cartoon version of Jim Carry?

  • jaja muy bueno

    

  • get 2 more vampire hunters and this could be legendary

  • Needs more guys.

  • Alucard definitely made this video. : )

  • lol blade Buffy and hell sing 

  • ALUCARD :D he finaly killed them :D

    (love the twilight story but the sparkling vampires are scary o.O )

  • haha Alucard

  • see ww.breakingdawn2.info ^_^ ..

  • Uncle jacob? Ha!

  • dude sick child

  • o,o omg this is funny

  • Alucard!!

  • so who is that vampire wearing the red is he from a tv show or somthing

  • @acer13racer I believe it's from an anime called Helsing.

  • @acer13racer not exactly, he's from anime (Hellsing) and believe me, he is more brutal than the other two by far, only check a little taste watch?v=skcH2wMCv-o

  • isn't the dude in the red clothes and shit a vampire?

  • @Loveme7766 Not like that. He's like a good vampire, like Angel from Buffy, or Blade (even though he's only half vampire.

  • @midakskyblast like blade :D awsome

  • Though Bella is such a doof, such a retard..they way they did her up here..so so cute for her..in this style..and her voice..work good too..just saying

  • A like for the fuck motherin' vampire himself, Alucard, being in this AND taking the first shots at them!

  • please make part 3

  • Uncle Jacob, are you my boyfriend now? ROFL!!!

  • Wait. That cant be Bella.. She's making facial expressions.

  • @RaishaDesu yup you are so right

  • LMFAO! ALUCARD! XDD

  • I love the part at the end LOL

  • This is weird.

  • ALUCARD!!!...men that Anime got me out of my seat all the time

  • Alucard, Buffy, AND Blade...could there BE a better team? I approve 150% x]

  • Alucard, Buffy and Blade! my vampire dream team

  • Why is Buffy in the middle? She is trash in comparison to the badasses standing next to her.

  • sparkles!! lmfao

    

  • I love how you put Alucard in here! I actually have a "Team Alucard" shirt I got from an anime-con I went to.

  • 'Ohh you got to love alucard. Only he can get the real bitches, che =ck out the police girl lol.

    I mean come on bellas' cannons don't compare to Seras'. lol anime humor lol

  • whose the guy in the hat

  • @mcp893 You dont watch any anime do you?

  • @pokemon9513 ow hes from a comic book ?

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  • @mcp893 watch this scene to find out who the guy in the hat is youtube.com/watch?v=V4DBQi2DOw­g

  • @mcp893 Alucard from a Anime call Hellsing

  • alucard is the one true edward killer

  • Lol I Absolutely Love The Twilight Saga But Thats Funny x

  • omg it's BUFFY!

    

  • thank you alucard

  • First!

    Oh... wait

  • Hey Alucard once you're done with those two can you take care of Buffy for me? (Sorry I just don't see how a girl could take down supernatural creatures, alone. With the exception of Twilight vampires of course!)

  • That sound XD 0:54

  • ALUCARD BABY!

  • what happened to dick clark???

    

  • YES.

  • Wuncle Jacob Does This Mean Your My Boyfriend Now??? <3 IT!

  • I didn't take you asa huge Hellsing fan.

    Awesome as always

  • So they do have a child? Could this series get any more stranger?

  • @hyperpepper WEE-A-BOO WEE-A-BOO!! Commence with the spanking

  • The vampire hunter in the middle is Buffy lol

  • ...and where's Gabriel Belmont? ;)

  • jajajajajaja i never get tired of see this !!

  • where is Richter Belmont!? xD

  • when i say Alucard in the thumb nail i had to click

  • i cant recognize the vampire hunter in the mid what who was that?

  • @alexchris32 Buffy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

  • @alexchris32

    That's Buffy from Buffy the Vampire Slayers

  • .......... Okay, WHUT!!?

  • i saw alucard and i burst out laughing X3 love that guy!!

  • FIRST!!! :D How do you like them apples? Want another one? FIRST!!!

  • the bloopers make so much sense now

  • It's going to be legendary

  • oh hey its alucard... ALUCARD VS EDWARD ??

    THANK YOU U WAS WAITING AGES FOR THAT 

  • @EphraimRodrigez Waiting ages for Alucard to slaughter Edward in the most brutal way possible? me too.

  • @psilord5 if only Edward was in the battle of London in Hellsing ultimate

    there wouldn't be much left of him

  • SPARKLES