Dexter Opening Titles WITH LYRICS!

[ibreathedrums]

what's his name? its dextaaa hahaha

[GhostOfBim]

I laughed so much!

[boinky333]

I've been trying to add lyrics to this intro for a while now. It's a tough one.

[biaclips]

It's just a joke people, relax

[TylertheEverlasting]

i thought it would be better with a song, and guess what your stupidity just proved me wrong

[williamk180]

you mentally anorexic little fuck

go to hell and die

[Br1Rt]

These are the real Lyrics watch?v=PYFyiJyyAaM&feature=re­lated

[q0enitz]

What the fuck.

[robochick213]

WTF?! lmao!!!!!!!!

[boycrazed1234]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! me and my friend are huge fans of Dexter, this totally just made our day!

[JohnCenaRulz23]

lol

[kiirakunn]

I like it <3 I sing it to my little sister before sleep

and im not even remotely joking o.o

[LTN000]

u sound like puking...

[renatoyeahh]

stop when u say 'Dexter' 

[rS17]

I knew I was going to cringe when I watched this.

[ley1029]

hahahahahahaha i love it

[Nexstev]

216 dislikes. 89 likes.

[MrTissues]

So bad that it was amazing! A++++ Would say it was terrible again!

[UPRC]

Hahahahahahaha.

[alerit04]

this is stupid

[mrsjtd]

I LOVE this version of Dexter's opening titles!

Makes me laugh every time. Classic!!



[LiquidxRaiden]

i never loled so hard before, thanks for the pick me up dude.

[irkiIIer]

did justin bibers dad done this?

[jallison71]

I like it better without lyrics but if there were to be lyrics it should be these

[AfterTheFirstBreath]

i love dexter but gave me a little giggle lol. come on all the haters have a sense of humour.

[android17mate]

wow you guys are assholes lol its a video chill the fuck out

[McPrEtTyPaNtS]

SMH!

[malcholeric4]

I don't know why but i actually kinda lol a little hahaha good job...i think lol

[kapsi]

Awesome.

[nataliegv1324]

i love your lyrics!!!

[BlackHAwkdOwn2983]

im going to kil you

[sebaasdwtf]

EPIC LYRICS !!!

[LaLunalovegood]

I don't care what these uptight assholes say, I laughed lol

[mercurychick88]

WTF was that. I don't know if I "liked" it per se, but it made me giggle.

[SpikeDelight]

Gonna getcha!

[TheHappyKitten]

its weird o.o

[enderfish001]

Ok I gotta admit it made me chuckle. Don't know why some of the posters are so uptight, its just a joke ><

[KovertRecon]

I laughed so hard thank you sir

[sebaasdwtf]

you are awesome men, lyrics are awesome !

[Ninja9191]

it was awesome

[Renaebs]

HAHA I LOVE THIS SONG

[9Hansi3]

that's funny, and nice voice x)

[TheKevin12345]

I dont know why everyones hatin, this is awesome!

[malcholeric4]

LMAO  i wonder if this was thought up on the fly. It made me giggle for some reason lol

[stellakensington]

clever.

[AaronOD]

worst wasted 15 seconds of my life

i think i almost threw up a little too

[barbarousquiet6]

every episode online at  watchdexter forfree^dot^com

[psychnola]

Haha!

It sort of sounds like what would happen if Showtime hired Dr. John to sing during the theme.

Retarded as can be, but I'm amused.

[Jeff09ification]

omg is the publisher of this video fucking serious?

[ScreamAngelica]

FAIL !

[momentsinmusic]

epic. fail

epic. FAIL

[JoC105]

hahahahahahha this is the stupidest thing i have ever seen

[NaptOwnsEmO]

FAIL

[ProtectWolves101]

dexter is a blood splatter inspector

[ProtectWolves101]

wierd

[WolReaper]

?? i think i´m not catching up...

[Kassie0ate0a0cow]

LALLALALALLALAAHAHHAHALAMO

[malcholeric4]

....wow....just wow lmfao

[joluh]

LMFAO hahaha, pure win man!

[kapsi]

genius

[locochicozero]

lmao

[oiwiththecopperboom]

this cracks me up. i go around singing it all the time. brilliant

[WilderWeinX]

This video made me laugh so hard and the reason for that is because the opening shouldn't have lyrics which made this PURE COMEDY! Awesome, haha. These people need a sense of humour.

[OhMyWillisX]

LMFAO.

[rommellprof]

Fag!

Dont ever try that again

[ChimpsTheMonkey]

Fag? WTF? Posting this video doesn't make me a homosexual. Having penetrative anal sex with your DAD did though.

[WilderWeinX]

LOOOOOOOOOOL. Owning there Chimpy.

[Haktrum]

worst video EVER

[jkah9]

best video EVER

[CivicDX092988]

wow that was horrible,,,its better with NO lyrics thank you...get a life dude

[ChimpsTheMonkey]

Yo MOMMAS better with no lyrics.

[Edshread]

how dare you

[DarthJebus06]

There should be an MP3 of this.

[VAL0MATTERS]

i hate u

[jkah9]

Hands down best video on youtube.

[whatthefuckbitchshit]

i've been looking for this video for months, i thought it got taken off. so classic

[housebonesaddict]

Lol, that was so bad that it's really funny.

[maziebunny]

do us all a favorite: kindly, keep your day job. thank you.

[ChimpsTheMonkey]

Thank you very much. My day job is actually adding lyrics to TV show instrumental intros.

[maziebunny]

oh. sorry.

[777gatos]

Funny... but don't do it again XD

[parkerbestdad]

fuckin sad loser

[cyborg4101]

lol  xD

[GLaDOSgeek]

...What? XDDD

[Bi0mesis02]

Epic troll is epic.

[pablofortinero91]

sos un pelotudo

[elarion23]

lol, your a jackass but it was funny so well done

[ab6122]

wtf

[sio1403]

jack ass

[cuttoothom]

I love this video.

[Onover2]

It's so pointlessly stupid, it's funny!

[mizzshy8]

What the duck?! That was hilarious! xD

[6LadyAlien9]

That was really stupid!

[stumpyman101]

hahahahahaha lol thats fucking funny

[caustic77755]

what the fuck is wrong with you

[sewachu]

WTF ? is this shit ?

[pablofortinero91]

you must have been weeks creating those lyrics

[moondeathscythe]

Holy shit that was hilarous

DEXTER IS HIS NAME xD

[harveytaco]

wholly shit that was bad

[Th1sWasATriumph]

Possibly the worst thing ever done by anyone.

[cuttoothom]

and yet I enjoy it immensely.

[cherrykitten68]

that was hilarious... I'm gonna sing this retarded ass song now every time I watch. With a lame fake accent to!

[PsychedelicSexDream]

Dexter needs to kill this video! it's guilty of serial sucking.

[rootsair33]

fucks up that theme !!!

[raylonisdabomb]

lol it was so shit it made me laugh

[kickedsazabi]

fucking retarded seriously

[eskimokid]

Fuck the guy below!!!

You sound kind like David Walliams in Little Britain as the 'I'm a lady' character

[JosephineKickass]

This... is the worst attempt at humor I've ever seen...

Grow a brain, douche bag.

[skallywag99]

lol i agree fuck you for trying to soil the excelent show dexter

[CatFiesta]

by soil you mean MAKE BETTER yes?

[skallywag99]

hey fuck head grow a pair and fuck up

[lagolagos]

lol, made me laugh

[YouL00K]

You are a fucking idiot...

[markvtos]

"I'm gonna write the theme tune,and sing the theme tune"...

[redlands597198]

lol, you keep at it :)

[jesh2themax]

LOL.

[TehSarro]

lolwtf

[Maceeeeeee]

rofl.

to the others putting shit on this..."Why so serious?"

[Sinsemilla4u]

lame

[FlakoFino23]

quit while you are ahead you modafucka!! LOL you must hate The rest of us pretty bad to punish us with this smelly Dong!

[xFGIIIx]

on a scale of 1-10 ill give it a 7

[ElevatorMishaps]

WTF? I clicked on this because I was thinking: "With lyrics...? There are no lyrics..." and then I heard it.

Oh.

Wow.

[cuttoothom]

I cannot understand why this is rated so low. I laughed hysterically. Thank you.

Some people take all this too seriously...but maybe you should do the entire credits. I challenge you.

[brn932]

......

[JLocke23]

i hate this. i was singing it at work today and i hated it. lol.

[moj9494]

Boring...

[CatFiesta]

YOU ARE!

[youuuvandal]

i love this so much. Zomg

[mrsjtd]

Love it.

[UAintDeletingThis1]

..........'kay

[Cloakdeath]

rofl

[GClocalBOOGA]

think about it

the new dark knight film

michael c hall as the joker

[cuttoothom]

weird that you say that...because I watched the episode "I had a Dream" last night and the way Dexter taunts his...erm, spoiler danger....we'll just say "victim," I got this vivid image of the interrogation scene in my head...he was SO joker it was bizarre. But it was still dexter. I just saw the likeness...

[Gilatshia]

ha ha ha, stupid but funny

[opal2015]

we already know his name fucktard

[CatFiesta]

I didn't know his name till I saw this, very informative video 5 stars!

[cyrthomas]

hahahha

[youuuvandal]

LOLLLLLLLL

[samm9002]

nice ... i think ... lmao jkzjkz funny :P

[BernardIrish]

bravo! hilarious!

[hendrixv]

OMG!!!!! xDDDDDDDDDD

[XxINCUBUSxX26]

hahaha

nice :D

[Dccool3]

sounds like my geography teacher. Mr Milford, is that u?

[TinaLovesTre4eva]

hahahahahahaha lol

[yoare]

Your voice is really creepy hahaha

[debonairlove]

bahahahahahaha, i love it. fucking hilarious

[InternetgeekAndeet]

this makes me laugh everytime good job.. im a fan of the show but this is funny

[Flipstaxx08]

If you guys dont want to wait until the 28th

go to this website, and atch the leaked season premier of dexter

watchtvsitcoms,com

[aronoff]

dumbest lyrics ever... but hilarious. I couldn't stop watching it.

[izek86]

now this is epic :D

[AnimeZombie91]

Decksther is his naime.

[TinaLovesTre4eva]

Its spelt "Dexter"

[AnimeZombie91]

?? It was a joke. I was typing it the way he was pronouncing it.

[TinaLovesTre4eva]

Oh right lol soz

[poucyblacky]

Haha Lmao!!

[kyllr7]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaah­aaaaaa!

[katrinadev117]

You Suck, Loser

[XstackX]

No, YOU are.

[katielufclouise]

worra nob

[ororon13]

that was epic. Cudos. And to all you assholes that wanna be calling this shit...YOU'RE ALL TWATS! Good job man.

[jroyen08]

ur a f'n retard!

[CatFiesta]

a fun retard?

[XstackX]

No, YOU are.

[Sandban1]

Mate you are a twat youre violating the only good tv show out there about a serial killer. the rest are shit

[Format134]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[AlexDalton123]

you're a twat

[XstackX]

No, YOU are.

[Imogine1]

K someone has too much time on their hands and doesn't have much else to think about either. Wow that was sooo stupid!

[XstackX]

No, YOU are.

[MissionBond92]

GARBAGE it makes ZERO sense

[Szederp]

Garbage!

[CatFiesta]

YOU ARE±!