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  • he has x-sucks thats why he has no food and he has soo miserable life  ... ^_^

  • I wondered how my money dissapeared now i know he goes and spent them on hamburgers Niko i thought we were friends -_-

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  • 3:38 "You have funny face!"

    XD LOL

  • What is this Shit

    Food...

    What is this crap

    Niko it's food

    Me:Lol I laughed so badly I'm still laughing

  • Description:

    Artist: Food

    ._.

  • Funniest one made.

  • that is some low quality for machinima

  • 2:52 lol

  • DruoxTheShredder has such a whiny voice.

  • that halo map is on halo reach

    But this was really funny

    PS: music for the win

  • They spelled coffee wrong

  • music???

  • 3:42 Sorry lady, gimme dat

  • He should play GTA IV

  • LAUGHED MY ASS OFF 1:04

  • @PVRCR impossible...

  • that looks a day of my life in ny :)))))))

  • start START!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • omg it was so funny when niko was saying bad words at the xbox lol

  • I wish,halo 2 was still on the xbox

  • Wish if i was niko !!

  • nice mario inspired music .

  • Sorry lady give me that LMFAO

  • Whata fack?Fuck this SHit! Lets see how idoo XD

  • Oh it's in the credit's :D

  • What's the name of the music that starts at 3:04 ???

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  • where is 2

  • @PVRCR before 3 and after 1

  • I love how Niko says ''what is this craep''

  • yeah the control are for the Pc but he is playing with The Xbox 360.....

  • he is playing xbox not the pc. niko is a hacker

  • apperently he is playing xbox 360(halo2) but i have never seen the E button on the controller wen u try to pick up a gun 1:58

  • Make more main!? :D

  • "What is this shit?" -it's food

    "What is this carp?" - it's fohohooood

  • I read the description and I thought "Oh great. Some noob thought he could make a video and put it on machinima and think that it would get a lot views when it really sucks."

    And then I watched the video.

    I was dying laughing after watching! Good job SGFVIDEOS!

  • It's funny how the halo gameplay is on pc when it's supposed to be on xbox

  • @FireFightFilms99 Are you retarded?

  • @MrTrololz am i retarded? wtf kind of question is that? its HALO 2 halo 2 only has online for pc now, thats what i meant. you illiterate prick

  • this is well done good job

  • if this is episode one wheres episode two it's been over a year?

  • he is playing halo like me

  • part two?

  • @TheM1sam Yeah, Pls machinima make part 2 :D

  • with all that money nico steals he can atleast aford halo 3

  • dont u mean no food no hower no changing clothes

  • 1:19 NOOOOOOOO Not Halo!!!!

  • oh so the video games made Niko violent!

  • 3:39 - You have a funny face!

  • @MrDementor98 best pick up-line EVAR!!!

  • @MrDementor98 Ha-fucking-ha. ;D

  • What will niko do? Tell the narrator to STFU

  • 0:05 really? im a younger audience and i aint waiting 4 years to play this game, i have waited enough, lol

  • Niko's right about as long as you don't film it and put it on the internet

  • Aw man this video was fuckin amazing so funny

  • fucking halo 2 beggining

  • How come he has awesome cars instead of food?

  • @Lucacho19 i think niko stole it

  • How come you haven made anymore of these its fucking brilliant :D

  • you know whats funny, niko was playing the xbox and it said "press E to pick up the carbine"

  • @oidiota100 FACK YOU ARE YOU CURSED

  • Haha, wtf

  • what is this shit?

    its food

    what is this crap

    its food niko

    not funny

    alright fine lets go to the diner XDXD

  • The premise of this show is brilliant

  • "Welcome" "YOU HAVE FUNNY FACE!" As you can see niko is quite the ladies man.

  • Does he actually say you have funny face when he walks in?

  • woops i mean carbine

  • LOL you have the xbox 360 loading screen on the tv and i notice you were playing halo 2 on pc, i saw "hold e to pick up" when you picked up the plasma rifle

  • @sandv1ch stfu its a comedy u perfection nerd.

  • @azuresapphire15 perfection nerd? i know it is a comedy, i was merely pointing out something that amused me. i was not trying to insult him or anyone in any way, so go away you dirty troll

  • @sandv1ch aren't you a troll? u kno what forget it.

  • @azuresapphire15 i have done nothing wrong to diserve the title "troll". you decided to pick on something i said just for the hell of it, that makes you a troll.

  • How do you make a video be on the tv a video you made what program

  • How do you put a video on the tv with what program?

  • you could make one on his cousin roman, driving, etc whatever

  • Ahhhhhhhhhh! Screw this shit! XD

  • thats a wanna be p90

  • Wheres episode 2???

  • FUCK YA HALO 2

  • make more plz

  • hey he plays halo on pc not on xbox

  • fuckin funny

    

  • 13337 vids wtf?

  • lol fuckin video

  • damn i wish i could get into a match that fast after the xbox and bungie logos

  • ...halo on PC.... on your TV..... with an XBOX controller.... that has an E button.... sweet

  • Nico sounds alot like me when I play Halo.

  • sweet vid man

    your good in making machinima's

  • I LOVE THIS PLEASE MAKE A NUMBER 2!!!

  • Hehe XBOX360 has an E button ?

  • Thats what u get when u play Xbox

  • wtf is coffe?

  • i like when he plays the xbox360!!!

  • cool video

  • He wouldn't have raged so hard if he has PS3 ;D

  • @RamaLamaDingDon hell yeah!!!!!!

  • @RamaLamaDingDon

    sony fan boy

  • this sucked

  • gay!

  • wheres part 2?

  • awesome

    

  • Good thing that they didnt continue with this

  • sad attempt

  • lol nice vid how did u do the halo part

  • i would soooooo love to have Niko come to my house and play ^_^

  • @R0k257 are you are stupid video was made in 2009

  • do one where niko is playing CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS ONLINE

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!­!

  • fuck fuck fuck! lol!

  • lol he play halo 2 on 360??? wtf

  • lol thts fuunny

  • lolz

  • holy shit you played with sgfvideos

  • anyone else think it was jack black narrating lol?

  • FOFL Niko Plays Halo 3 fuckin Beautiful!

  • @PromiserOfDeath halo 2 acually

  • @WelshNareik ah atleast he is playing halo!

  • @PromiserOfDeath true true lols

  • fuck microsoft !

    

  • @MrStephenpalm wtf they helped make the best games ever made so fuck you

  • Wheres episode 2?

  • i hear Niko eat deep!! O_O

  • machinimas funny

  • 3:37 that girl is look cute

  • 3:37

    "You have a funny face" haha xD

  • The commentator sounds like Eddie Izzard!

  • 2:23 xD Next time run the Fuk away LMAO!

  • xDDDDDDDD

  • this was boring as hell but pretty funny but yu need more explosions

  • why there wasnt shown Nikos avatar :(

  • WTF man Niko told you not to put it on the Internet and what do you do you put it on the Internet now he is going to kill you lol

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA its very funny video xD

  • when 2 episode?

  • at 1:35, niko said watch where your going.

  • he has anger issues playing halo haha you have funny face lmao

  • ahahha nico says randomly motherfuckers!

  • nice edeting but not verry exciting vid....

  • I love how he's playing Halo on an "XBOX 360" and it says 'Hold E to pick up'

  • Favourite part is when he dies on halo and comments 'NNNNNYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR­RRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

  • lmao start!! START!!! fav part :D

  • this video is sick! nice 10/10

  • Dude! This videos are awesome!!! 5 stars cuz u got talent in making real entertainment!

  • this place is a sex pit lol my fav part

  • @kuabee55 SES

  • @RedSquadala5 oh ty

  • yaaaaa nikos impatient like me

  • Lol Gta 4 rocks Halo sucks

  • @eliteglitchkr3w halo does not suck you asssheaded shit face

  • hey nice outfit, where did you get it? in what cloth shop? please respond

  • if he does that every day that you don't play gta iv,

    then my niko bellic is already the fattest man on earth

  • he dint pay so thumbs up please!

  • loool 1:08 what the fuck :D

  • You have funny face! Sorry lady! Gimme dat! *Nom*

  • whos voice is thet?

  • OMG so funny

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  • @ForeverNightmare10 She said ha fucking ha

    lol you got it wrong... That's not even funny, but I'm going to lol anyway =P

  • @Wildtails1 lol....is that an insult?

  • @ForeverNightmare10 nope, have you ever had so little sleep that you think your going insane?

  • @ForeverNightmare10 she said ha fucking ha.

  • @ForeverNightmare10 She didn't said I'm fucking hot she said "Ha fuckin Ha"

  • welcome

    YOU HAVE FUNNY FACE

  • u have funny face! looooooooool

  • Nikos gamertag is xX65 RosesXx thats sorta weird

  • are ya going to make moree?? :D

  • halo 2 yea to bad they close the servers

  • Seriously where is the guy "holding" the camera? I wish Niko would off his ass to shut him the eff up. :/

  • boring

  • wheres episode 2???????

  • 3:41 haha You have funny face XD

  • Episode 2!!!!!

  • part 2?

  • if the stupid nerd waan't making comments every 5 seconds this would of been good...

  • i like at 2:58 when:

    niko:What is this shit?

    man's voice:Its food, niko

    niko: What is this crap

    mans voice:its fhood!

    niko: not funny!

    lol thats my fav part!

  • man this is brilliant!!!

  • I think its funny how everyone is saying its Halo 3 xD but its actually halo 2 xD also how everyone keeps using x D after every comment xD

  • YEAH HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\!!!!!!

  • what if niko plays gta 4 or call of duty world at war?