Saintly Man? - That Mitchell & Webb Look - BBC Two

[MrJony93]

I'm blaming these two solely for my exam failures. DAMN YOU MITCHELL AND WEBB!!!

[handsomebrick]

The moment it said "guidance:strong language" I knew the punchline would hinge somehow on Mitchell yelling "fuck."

[TheXS15]

Step #1. Set as mobile ringtone.

Step #2. Walk into public libary...



[nakiwarai1]

David...unf. Who knew?

Also I like how at the beginning it says "GUIDANCE: Strong language." Ya think?

[CAJ9080]

Respond to this video...  omfg funny! FUCK OFF YOU FUUUCK!

[philaphobic]

i'd like to rip off that beard and diaper and fuck david on a platform in the sky

[Munjeej]

This is what David actually does.

[rafaelmollet12345678]

1)This is what my dad is like when he does yoga

[andymci2]

This is so Pythonesque. I love python.

[TheLordSod]

fucking brilliant!

[StephenFryphile]

Ha that is so me.

[YesDahling]

YEAY!!  At last I have found the ultimate alarm noise! Never again shall I succumb to the snooze button and be pulled back unwillingly into the warmth of my ravenous duvet!

Instead, my trusty new alarm clock will tell the unyeilding duvet to 'F*CK OFF you F*CK', and the duvet will be so shocked that it will release it's fathered grasp on my lethargic form, and I shall be free to rise and greet the dawn!

Thank you, Oh Mighty Mitchell!!

[VincentBrooke1]

No way is that David's real body...

[22penners22]

I don't think iv'e ever come across a YouTube page where people are not arguing

[netfinder30]

he's lost some weight it seems, the one that plays Mark on peepshow

[AlexThomson1000]

I didn't expect that reaction!

[Sharlieoo]

it's weird how much mitchell suits this look lol

[phoncib1e]

i'm so jealous britain gets to say fuck on broadcast tv. Why can't we get our shit together in america

[hebiakatsuki]

@phoncib1e yeah but you have guns

[Thisshitisfuckedup]

@phoncib1e Because around 50-60% of your population are squeemish and god-fearing.

[JoeLaTurkeyIII]

This is how I greet my Grandma

[ElveeKaye]

Doesn't he ever have to pee? =D

[samsung54369]

Really makes the term fuck off literal this

[SaberScorpion]

Poor St. Simeon of the Pillar...

[Blackpanfa]

I think this is what the Buddha did to achieve enlightenment. Without people pestering him,  he could finally have some peace and quiet!

[sillyjobug]

Surprisingly, I think David looks better shirtless than Robert. I mean, Rob has better shoulders, but David has more defined arms, and that is way sexier.

[livstar93]

@sillyjobug frankly, i dont mind them both with their shirts off xD

[Berri432]

@livstar93

??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[livstar93]

@Berri432 whats the "??!?!?!?!?!?!?!" for? cuz i like mitchell and webb with their shirts off? im not the only one! lol

[Berri432]

@livstar93

hahaha, I just thought it was kinda an awkward thing to see, they're kinda old for me...? XP

[livstar93]

@Berri432 they are a little bit old for me really. but they are attractive men. lol. im just sharing my opinion. lol

[Berri432]

@livstar93

hahaha, nothing wrong with that! ^^

[livstar93]

@Berri432 yey ^^

[taosimplicity]

That was dissapointing. 

[CuckooNow]

I have to admit, I was half expecting him to yell "NUMBERWANG" suddenly.

[stainglassfox]

@CuckooNow "That's WangerNumb! Let's rotate the board!"

[frantzmr]

Oh if only I could repeat his little outburst at work, it would make my life so much easier.

[kimura2Loc]

did David Blaine aged on the pole in central park that fast?

this guy is good

[velocitybird]

I don't understand why people view the responses and feel the need to type the words they saw when they read the sarcastic reply

[shadedsilver]

This is so you-stole-my-juniper-berries-e­sque.

I laughed out loud. For reals.

[goulygliu]

if u find u think David's gorgeous u will have a treat when you click on my name (its a fanvid)

[silverface125]

@worldsworstjukebox I don't understand why people view the comments then feel the need to type the words they just read in the page.

[thedominator96]

sausage rolls?

[biff020877]

I don't understand why people have to watch a video then feel the need to type the words they just heard in the video and then type in words they also just read in video.

Damn it!

[TheRoyalAquamaster]

After days and nights, I have found solace within my mind- FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[mogur00]

@PeteTStarr it's called appreciation dude... like when you hear a joke (eg. why did the chicken cross the road?... to get to the other side).... and you go "hahaha to get to the other side! that's awesome!" .... pretty standard stuff mate

[AngelBabe2233]

I love when he falls off lmao!!!!!!

[SSUstufRudel]

Wow! Is it me or Michell went for a diet? lol

[AngelBabe2233]

@SSUstufRudel He looks good :D

[SSUstufRudel]

@AngelBabe2233 Yeah! but that was last year. How about 2010?

[JulianCheese]

xD wow.

[Girdzyy]

David Mitchell's in pretty good shape :O

[KatharOne]

You either type the line you liked, say why you liked it or you don't comment. Quite frankly, I don't understand why it bothers people enough to speak out about it.

[Yuratchka]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

[zionravescene]

PWNED.

[worldsworstjukebox]

I don't understand why people watch a video then feel the need to type the words they just heard in the video.

[sebsdadez]

it's sort of like agreeing with the sentiment, enjoying the thing so much you feel compelled to repeat it... don't do it myself but i kind of see the point

[smellydee]

@worldsworstjukebox to highlight their favourite bit. just let them do it if it makes them happy

[conjamkay]

@worldsworstjukebox i know its annoying isnt it

[mikebrightman]

@worldsworstjukebox "FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCKING FUCK OFF! YOU FUCK"

lol best quote ever

*flame'd*

[NB5BHVL]

@worldsworstjukebox Whats your point?

[mogur00]

@worldsworstjukebox so i take it you've never quoted a line from a show/video to your friends & had a laugh about it? pretty damn common i'd say.. and understandable

[garethac81]

@worldsworstjukebox

To share their appreciation with others. It's a simple way of saying: "I liked this part...don't you?" Honestly, I don't know why anyone would find this basic, friendly form of social interaction so perplexing.

[trulynot]

@garethac81 Well said.

Ooops, am I going to be chastised by others for acknowledging your response to a party I am not directly communicating with ? ;o)

[Unlocktube]

@worldsworstjukebox

Its called necrotising youtube-parrotiitis, ruining the pleasure of videos for all.

Generally it occurs within the 0-75 IQ range of the population.

[taosimplicity]

@worldsworstjukebox It's because they can't come up with their own ideas and want to show how much they appreciate it in the hope to connect with people who feel the same. Oh, and they're dumb.

[TheVikingElvis]

@worldsworstjukebox It requires more thought and dexterity than simply typing "LOL"? 

[LessthanJake14]

@worldsworstjukebox I know what you mean, quoters are the worst.

[spicemonkey0501]

@worldsworstjukebox I think it's to show appreciation for the bits that they found funny, and also to see if that specific part was also widely appreciated.

[WardancerHB]

@worldsworstjukebox And I don't understand why people read a comment then feel the need to type the words they just read in the comment.

[ELuhn]

@WardancerHB What I don't understand is the need to repeat not understanding the need to repeat the comment in the not understood repeated video about repeating the need to... uh... I need to start over.

[BradleySherwoodFan]

@worldsworstjukebox I don't mind people quoting, as long as they give an opinion about the quote before or afterwards, but if it's a lone quote it's like...so what?

[misteryman5]

@worldsworstjukebox because they are "mentally challenged " its rudimentary my dear Whatson

[Restayvien]

@worldsworstjukebox

Usually to highlight the parts they found most amusing, though for this clips that would seem a tad obsolete.

[KarinMikazuki]

@worldsworstjukebox

Basic human psychology.

[MrMatdalegend]

@KarinMikazuki Yeah, the theory of youtube. ;)

[Cakerolled]

@worldsworstjukebox

YOU FUCKING ASS PIE

[fuckingwanker1]

@worldsworstjukebox ya i know



[GeradAkkdesu]

@worldsworstjukebox it's not exactly rocket science is it?

[MrMatdalegend]

@GeradAkkdesu Are you a rocket scientist by any chance?

[SirVladDracula]

@worldsworstjukebox To get thumbs up, so they don't feel COMPLETELY alone and unwanted, of course! ;D

Everyone's popular on the internet.

Unless you're a Troll. Then you only THINK you're popular! Like every body else...

[UnspecifiedCarnage]

@worldsworstjukebox Especially when 65% of the words in that video were "fuck"...

[ohhellomynameislydia]

@worldsworstjukebox It's even worse when they get what they said wrong - even though they just said it.

[Soloxable]

@worldsworstjukebox "FUCK OFF! FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK OFF...YOU FUUUUUCK!"

[WillC3PO]

fuck off! YOU FUUUCK!

[hazface]

great advert for british humour, brill!

[lukeycoulson]

OHH, i know how he feels, i wish people would just f#/! off and give me some peace!

[BRobMorris]

@lukeycoulson is it ok if i comment here to?

[thehubdub]

that was sooooo fuckin hilarious!

[XNo1XLuvzXMeX]

Fucking fucking fuck off you fuck! LOL

[zekethewolfy]

no its auctualy

fuck off fuck off fuck fuck you fuck!

[Veilanof]

british humor!

[guitarpick678]

now that's concentration

[PhilipineMan]

The end was ROFL

[bevrocksjared]

LOL

[bralev57]

nothing like taking the piss out of spiritual practice. Love it.

[Isanion]

derritrane appears to be the most intelligent troll I've ever come across. Quite remarkable really.

[SkhizeinAnimus]

Regardless of the apparent intelligence of the troll, please refrain from feeding it.

[EatMyCrayonzz]

Aha, win.

[vivalaleta]

You know what's even funnier than this scetch? The utterly random argument below between two Anglos that goes on and on. Rich.

[inventiveinsanity]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful.

[sasku12]

Why dont you both shut the fuck up and watch the sketch. :)

[SuperkingJJ]

Yeah, about that, I think you read far too much into a simple sketch. It's fairly basic humour.

[SuperkingJJ]

"and that you're Youtube nom de plume"

Perhaps you could come down off your pedastal and learn grammar. I don't know what you're arguing for, but I sure don't want to be on your side. :D

[derritrane]

"your..." implying an imperious self that possesses a name but is not possessed by it?...

"A whole cloud of philosophy in a drop of grammar" as an Austrian once said. But you're right. Did you mean "pedestal"?

 Clarity will emerge in good time, and requires no supporters...

[SuperkingJJ]

Yah, meant 'pedestal'. Ty. Now, what the hell are you arguing for, and why has it filled up the comments page?

[derritrane]

It seems that Youtube has a mysterious policy as to how it arranges comments. I'm not arguing, just made statements. If you're interested, read them on the full comments page which is more sequential.

[Midnightfur]

'u dnt mind me...'

'FUCK OFF!! FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!! U FUCK!!!'

Lmao

[Chaos876]

Wow, you nailed it, the only wording in the whole sketch and you managed to figure out that was the punch line.

[Midnightfur]

sorry but i always type out things that i find funny... sorry if that affends u... =[

[TollSchaft]

Calm down...

[lilyandoscar7824]

yeea so stop with yur silly sarcastic nonsense and go.. go and do something else :D

[bananya122cliff]

DM looks great :o

but I loved him chubby too!

[RockyBiscuits]

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!­!! I really wasn't expecting that xD I nearly pissed my self laughing

[superdubman999]

wait are they gay?

[derangedband]

hahahaha!! i wasnt actually expecting that! haha

DM looked kinda like "angel summoner" there XD

[Metaemipricus]

superb

[bistoha]

omfg lol laughed like hell when i saw this on tv.

[TomBandfield]

Oh my god that was hilarious XD

[r1ch1etheman]

hes a genius you loser

[r1ch1etheman]

fuck off you racist sad idiot.

[Smurftastic2]

Alright, clam down.

Man, I thought I was obsessed...

[2bsirius]

Live from the plinth at Trafalgar square?

[Joannehowe]

It's like watching a proto-Fourth Plinth.

[LucidNation]

Hey, that's the way I meditate!

[AbsurdlySane]

Mmm. David is looking good. I'd have been happy to do him chubby, too.

[goulygliu]

LOL -do

theres a facebook group u can join called:

Bring Back Chubby David Mitchell...!

[MrCanabliss]

jesus christ, that's actually how people spend their time these days....

[Cloudgauntlet]

Quite possibly one of the best sketches ever on M&W XD

Also it just goes to show you can't be too careful.

[SlightlyDodgy]

Genius

[spikette]

if that was me i would choose David but that is because i love him...lol (even though Charlie is very nice too) x

[celine4evauk]

David is lovely - his girlfriend i s a lucky so and so!!

[spikette]

has he got a girlfriend? he said he was single on jonatthan ross. i hope he hasn`t my dreams will be shattered :>( if he has who is she? x

[celine4evauk]

Yeah,he says he hasn't but he has. Obviously don't know how serious it is!! Its Liz May Brice who was in Bad Girls, Torchwood last week, and Peep Show - played Sally Slater.

I don't understand why he keeps saying he's single tho. I personally wouldn't like it if i was Liz!!!

[spikette]

noooooooo..lol where did you hear this?

[goulygliu]

It will not let me post the link but he has not got a girlfriend or he didnt a month ago

He said in his interview with Decca Aitkenhead for the Guardian

[spikette]

Hi yeah i read that article, i also read somewhere else that he and Liz had kissed but i didn`t think they were dating. thanks for the reply i feel better now not that i have any chance with him but i girl can dream...lol

[celine4evauk]

Pretty sure they're still together. Think he doesn't talk about it cos he's really private, and find talking about relationships embarrassing. Reckon he'll say something or annnounce he's living with her etc within the next year.

Just to make you feel better tho - i REALLY wish he's single too. Not that i'd stand a chance either!!

PS) He said he was single when he was pictured with her - so anything goes really! Whoever he ends up with will be a lucky ***** for sure!!!!!!

[spikette]

Totally agree whoever he ends up with wii be one lucky *****!!!! i am so green with envy and jealousy ...i need Jimmy Saville where is he when you want him? x

[celine4evauk]

Yeah, i totally agree with you!! Devastated me!! I keep looking at car boot sales for an aladdin lamp - but to no avail!! LOL

[spikette]

apparently it was in a issue of heat magazine but i haven`t been able to find it.

[goulygliu]

can't believe i forgot his birthday - I'm no future girlfriend

:-(

-didn't send congrats on twitter

[spikette]

tut tut thats you out of the running...lol i did first thing tuesday morning :o)

[RivaJane]

Ladies, as long as he's not gay, I'm happy! That means there's still a chance! lol

Gosh, I want to meet him so bad! :(

[spikette]

Lol so true!! i don`t think he is (sitting here with fingers crossed) you should of seen my reaction when i got the tickets to go and see him i was on the ceiling for weeks. Now i want to see him again.

[RivaJane]

AGH! You lucky thing!

I would actually consider moving to Kilburn just on the off chance of running into him lol

[AlexTheAverageKid]

I think some guys would be happy if he was gay hehe :P

[Smurftastic2]

Nah, him and that chick from Bad Girls was in heat aagges ago. Like more than a year i reckon.

he's single

[Smurftastic2]

Same actually. I didn't really think that about Brooker until I watched his quiz show thing on C4...well lols.

[spikette]

i love this sketch thanks for putting this on.x

[henrywelly7578385358]

derritrane stop talking about british culture nd just shut up jeez

[derritrane]

Tempted to say "panem et circensus)". But i won't.

[R0SECR0IX]

You have a rather high opinion of yourself, don't you? But well done for restraining yourself on the 'bread and circuses'. Oh, you didn't.

[derritrane]

Cheers for providing the translation ! Perhaps you are a schoolmistress, handing out stars for "restraint" of "self-expression" ? Perhaps not a university lecturer, though, resorting, as you did, to ad hominem arguments instead of refuting the stated ideas ? As to "opinions", i was brought up to believe in the equal worth of all.

[derritrane]

One notices that you are the only commenter to have made a personal remark, and that you're Youtube nom de plume(guerre?) is all capital letters... Well done ! for bolstering up your self-esteem !... tee hee

[MsOrlandos]

taking it way too seriously people, its a good laugh. i hated peep show so i dont watch this prog, the tall guy really gets on my nerves but the smaller one is hilarious, do you ever see him on mock the week ..

[derritrane]

It's a control system deep in the English psyche, paranoia of an island nation, perhaps. True indivduality is distorted, coerced into simplistic scenarios of dramatic conflict, endless and farcical replays of the same old emotional vocabularies, the same "variety show".

[regardsfrom]

you are so right

[Smurftastic2]

Um...it's like you don't get us at all.

The fact that we are one of the few nations that can take the piss out of things is what makes us so great..

[TollSchaft]

Way to generalise an ENTIRE NATION

[derritrane]

It is not alone in this, just the best at it, which is why it had the biggest empire. But that diabolical tactic, "divide and rule", is at the heart of British culture ("taking the piss"), preventing the highest possibilities of culture from truly realising themselves, trapping the people in a bedrock of satanic negativity, undermining the impolite temerities of any authentic individuality.

[derritrane]

England does have a particular talent for marginalising abstract and speculative spiritualisations, so to speak, trying to reduce everything to "common" forms of understanding, the basest of secularisms.