@4ghost26 Um, clearly know one cares seeing as how my comment that started this pointless argument is the second top comment, and sorry if I'm not a wiz at spelling okay?! LAY OFF
aaaaaahhh he maka funna ar caaaaaahhhh. he sey ar caah is gaaaaaaaaiiiiy. it no gai he gaiiiii. lets get godzilla to kill hiiiiiimmmm. roar meep meep nnnnnnyeowwwwwww! XD
My English Teacher's wife actually bought him a blue prius. I saw it parked there at school one day before school and thought to myself, if he had just gotten a prius I would tease him all crazy, but since he got a BLUE prius... too easy!
Peanut: In a twisted kind of way, all 5 of us on stage has slept with your wife. When you're wacky and having a great time, that's me. When your pissed off and lying there thinking, "Why did I marry this broad?", that's walter. When you're so mad, you wanna kill her, that's achmed.
Jeff-Fah-Fah: And what is Jose Jalapeno on a Stick?
I keep thinking Peanuts real. LOL. I keep forgetting he's a puppet. :) hahaha
KrabbyElla99 3 days ago
"Heeeeyyyy he say aw caw is gaaaayyy!" lol!
8Boboman 1 week ago
@1.30 is my fav part
cutiebabe20091 1 week ago
@cutiebabe20091 i mean 1;30
cutiebabe20091 1 week ago
...gay guy, mtchuhhh....BEST PART EVER! Hahahahaha :)
CoUrTnEy00018 1 week ago
I literally cried laughing @ 1:40. and no im not gay
CSXfoamer97 1 week ago
00:16 so fucking i died
pusi737 2 weeks ago
XD am i the only one who dies when peanut latches onto jeff's face and goes "HUH HUH!!!"?
KingGhidorah5464 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105
holy crap you're quick! it's like you know.... NNNNEEEEERRRRR! xD
duckieeXXOO 3 weeks ago
Nnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-------yyyyyyyyooooooowwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
lunaandraven 3 weeks ago
holy crap ur quick.........its like u kno looooooooooool
sebz9399 3 weeks ago
Jeff, I'm from Toyata company *not really*. YOU JUST GOT FUCKING SPONSERD BY IT :D
JJ5x5ROBLOX2012 3 weeks ago
@TigerLily4427 don't worry I understand the thing with spelling...if you are on a phone it tends to autocorrect words a lot....so don't worry
AsokaECHoof 3 weeks ago
...I don't understand how people can stand to be in a car that small...claustrophobia setting in like holy crap
DontPokeMyKookie 3 weeks ago
$ peeps who have seen a christmas version: OH JEFF FA FA OH JEFF FA FA WITHOUT ME YOUR SHOW WOULD SUCK KA KA :peanut did that song hehe
meiscute2 3 weeks ago
HAHAHA GO PEANUT!
meiscute2 3 weeks ago
Thumbs up if you sometimes forget peanut isn't alive:)
battlediva1234 3 weeks ago 2
" the whos jalapeno on a stick"
" you're sick" •3•
dragonslayer6748 4 weeks ago
Hey...he maka fun of our car! We not gay HE gay! Let's get Godzilla to kill him.
Hahaha! Omfg that's hilarious! xD
MissThang436 4 weeks ago
Wait till they see the Smart For 2....
gamerguy5155 1 month ago
Jefd: "And what is jose jalapeno?"
Peanut: "You're a sick man!!!" LOL
christianman4ever 1 month ago
what does the thing at 1:02-1:04?
DL1NBA2K 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105
@DL1NBA2K its like "went right over your head"...as if you didnt understand a joke
Cheergirl0697 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@Cheergirl0697 tthanks,thats what i thought it ment :)
DL1NBA2K 1 month ago
LMAO! 2:25, literally had me in tears :')
fh154wv 1 month ago
Do iiittttt!!!!!
tahir630247365 1 month ago
@c5I6t4
Jawohl means "yes" in german, but with a military touch. Like Amerikans say: Yes sir!
But Jawohl is kind of a mockery even with us the germans.It is basicly used to mock Hitler. xD
@wiihand10 Sounds nice. ;) And why don't you speak german? Did you move there recently?
Tanifee 1 month ago
@Tanifee ohhhh! thanks XD
c5l6t4 1 month ago
"holly crap, your quick...it's like you know!" lol
CeciliaKarate 1 month ago
@Tanifee I live in Berlin with my mom and dad but I can't speak German but I have q friend there that can speak Norwegian xD I am Norwegian
wiihand10 1 month ago
Why did he giv the toyota guy a wierd voice
wiihand10 1 month ago
@wiihand10 It was meant to be Japanese voice cos Toyota's a Japanese company lol
fh154wv 1 month ago
It is so hard to keep a straight face for all of this.
Tweety8498 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105
OMG I LOVE PEANUTS LAUGH IN THE FIRST 20 SECONDS OF THE VIDEO IT IS LIKE SOMEONE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS WITH A SORE THROAT!! -.-
Tweety8498 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105
@TigerLily4427
At German Peanut says: Jawohl! And not Yaron.
Sry, I'm German so I know...
Tanifee 1 month ago
@Tanifee What does Jawohl mean??
c5l6t4 1 month ago
@c5l6t4 Look it up on Google Translate...
elysgirlxxx 1 month ago
"Holy crap, your quick" THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!
P2J6O8 1 month ago
'Holy crap, you're quick... It's like you know...' LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Alexwkj 1 month ago
Peanut: What if we got a TV show on Comedy Central and sponsored by toyota?!
OMFGGGGG!!!!:D
OMIANDAB 1 month ago
its like you know..
springbuk100 1 month ago
oh come on you go purple you never go back! lol
stillpulseXistrolln 1 month ago
German - "Ja whore"? Can someone clarify this?
heyheyhey82397 1 month ago
@heyheyhey82397 it is jawol that is typical German of saying yes or something like that ;)
thomasbakk 1 month ago
peanut is the best!!!
sparkyjulia 1 month ago
the funnyest thing i ever sean
66Rori 1 month ago
nnnnneeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahhaha
metalhead666mudafuka 1 month ago
"a guy driving a blue prius: ' nnnnpft ohh' "
lilmissfreckles0 2 months ago
am i the only one who forgot peanut was a puppet..
warriorread13 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105 13
@warriorread13 i forgot
TheDsBeast 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105
@TigerLily4427 dont listen 2 him/her.its not "priust",it just sounds tht way.
@iSpikeEngrish u stupid wen it cums 2 spellin
LookAtMeNowBitch2188 2 months ago
Oh come on you go purple you neva go back!
mibster1111 2 months ago
French Guy: Sacrerbleue, Neu
Greman: Yaron!
Chinese: OOOOYA!
Gayguy: Meh
Guy in a blue priest: Pffft_OW!
TigerLily4427 2 months ago 42
@TigerLily4427 it's prius. not priest
iSpikEngrish 2 months ago
@iSpikEngrish oh...Thnxz :)
TigerLily4427 2 months ago
@TigerLily4427 sechlebleu nue
keywielder18 1 month ago
@TigerLily4427 first of all German dude says Jawoll :D and its blue prieus (a freekin car) not a blue priest :P
Adis767 1 month ago
@TigerLily4427 uhm... correction: "German: Jawuhl!"
unpre4 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
@TigerLily4427 Lol its Yahoul
And itrs a Blue Pryus something..
Marth3114 3 weeks ago
@TigerLily4427 omg. german: jawohl! it means, of course!
4ghost26 3 weeks ago
@TigerLily4427 and its guy driving a blue prius
4ghost26 3 weeks ago
@4ghost26 Um, clearly know one cares seeing as how my comment that started this pointless argument is the second top comment, and sorry if I'm not a wiz at spelling okay?! LAY OFF
TigerLily4427 3 weeks ago
Peanut: Holy Crap You're Quick....It's like you know
NNNNNNYEOWNNNNN!
TigerLily4427 2 months ago 5
He is soooo good
msconcerned100 3 months ago in playlist controlled chaos
When you need a good laph this is the dude to go and see
gocoow 3 months ago
to get in and out i bet got to use a lot of LOtion lol
sourpunch4 3 months ago
This is so fuckin funny
MsDgrimaldo 3 months ago
Hey he makin fun of our car. He say our car gay. It no gay he gay. lets get godzilla to kill him
LichKing783 3 months ago
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LichKing783 3 months ago
the cars are gay! GO JEFF!
Sk8tr32111 3 months ago
doooo iiit
new
the hell was that you sound like some french guy new
German yahowl
Chinese OWa
Gay guy muh
DaArbitur 3 months ago 4
72 male virgins drive prius
rakoonpunk 3 months ago
72 people own a Prius....
IHeartKoolAid101 3 months ago
ONCE YOU GO PURPLE, YOU NEVER GO BACK!!!!!!!! lmfao
superomar961 3 months ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105 3
aaaaaahhh he maka funna ar caaaaaahhhh. he sey ar caah is gaaaaaaaaiiiiy. it no gai he gaiiiii. lets get godzilla to kill hiiiiiimmmm. roar meep meep nnnnnnyeowwwwwww! XD
Alottab0nez 3 months ago 47
@Alottab0nez ppl made thumbs up....i cant even read it! heres an excample:fkszdh,erbakhgerbf,glfdgfg.
can u read tht? lol,no XD
LookAtMeNowBitch2188 2 months ago
best act ever <3
Cheergirl0697 3 months ago
I though FAH FAH said noob and not NYYYEEEOWWW
TheSonicJ 3 months ago
Does anyone know if on 4:27 that is Dunham's wife? It is just an interesting cut to a woman after the joke.
Insighteye1 3 months ago
@Insighteye1 no that was not his wife
TheSteelersrock1010 2 months ago
am I pISING YOU OFF FAH FAH
maplejyp123 3 months ago
my fave part was 1:02-1:57. XD
OHSHCFan01 4 months ago
jeff: whats hose jalapeno on a stick?
peanut: your a sick man!!
XD LMFAOROTFLWM
BabyGrrl1011 4 months ago
1:10 late reaction
krissykk1618 4 months ago
he makin fun of our car! he say our car is gay, it not gay he gay lets get godzilla to keel him!!!
theawesometman21 4 months ago 3
and i feel bad for jeff that he got divorced
tigerexslayer 4 months ago 2
Hey look at that the dislikes bar has 72 there all virgins
logans245 4 months ago
@logans245 nice dude lol
tigerexslayer 4 months ago
@logans245 I think they're for Ackmad.
KnineFeline 4 months ago
when the show is sponsered by toyota ahahahahahaha
TheMessi5k 4 months ago
It's like you KNOW! (let's get Godzilla to kill him!)
yaknowiverse 4 months ago
72 people are named Jefafa
nascarfanatic2425 4 months ago
ÖÖÖÖH, I I, NNYYEEOWN,
TheZedmore 4 months ago
dooooooooooo it!!!
marthaadorno 4 months ago
1:05 to 2:00 is my favorite part
estebancasanova 4 months ago
nom face!!!!!!
cheeckykez 4 months ago
EENNNOEWWW!!! DO IT
AJMcCabe94 4 months ago
Did anyone notice the "Maria" at 3:59
estebancasanova 4 months ago 4
Sacrebleu, NYU.
catwomen61 4 months ago
DO IT!!!!!
coolbionicle 4 months ago
Such a funny guy. Love 'em all. Always makes me laugh.
Goliath5220 4 months ago
that awkward moment where you realize that there's more dislikes than are mentioned in the top comment.
Sketch95 4 months ago 2
peanut is my favorite one..and not just cuz im a girl lol(:
ashley2012bitch 4 months ago 3
Get Yo' Hand Out My A** I Ain't Yo' Puppet!
AwkwardTurtle908 4 months ago 2
i love this guys :D
xXemobabezXx 4 months ago
they are laughing like hell....
TheAuraatje57 4 months ago 2
you go purple you never go back
TheAuraatje57 4 months ago 2
holy crap you're quick it's like you now.....
TheAuraatje57 4 months ago 2
And yup to the noob or nuu
DaGamer64 4 months ago
Its yabol which means yes
DaGamer64 4 months ago
When Jeff did Peanut's hair thing, did he say noob?
GoWNerdRage 4 months ago
french guy: neeh
german guy: yaahhoorr
chinese *me*: YEAAAAAAAA!
gay guy ahhhhhh
hydrakson 4 months ago 5
nue...
what the hell was that?!
GirlParts 4 months ago
fuck all of u hes funny and heres the proof
darkrose71322 4 months ago
My English Teacher's wife actually bought him a blue prius. I saw it parked there at school one day before school and thought to myself, if he had just gotten a prius I would tease him all crazy, but since he got a BLUE prius... too easy!
AnUnpeacefulSurender 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105 2
IIIII LOOOOVVVVE the HAIR!!!!:D
annamus2 4 months ago
every day when im in public i go"ENNNNOEW!!!" really loud
RuleTheRottweilers 5 months ago
Hahahaha the ad for video was toyota XD
1purplellama 5 months ago 3
Peanut is the shit
mistyharbison69 5 months ago
the 70 dislikes were from toyota
Jade65786 5 months ago in playlist Jeff dunham spark of insanity clips 52
@Jade65786 72 now
MikEDAbeaStaLYkiD 3 months ago
@Jade65786 73 asshole
LookAtMeNowBitch2188 2 months ago
@LookAtMeNowBitch2188 shut up bitch
Payday045 2 months ago
@Payday045 =]
Alottab0nez 1 month ago
70 people sayin ' heeyyy, hey makin fun our car '
radicalchaoss 5 months ago 4
Ennnnoew.......DO IT!!!!!!!!
brendomatic1 5 months ago
70 gay people dont like this because they actually go tu eurr lmao
thealderslade 5 months ago
I swear, peanuts hair is alive.
HazelStar96 5 months ago
hahahaahahahahahahha
Hamzehdmour 5 months ago
Holly crap ur quick its like you know ennnnoooowwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
dancemajor20 5 months ago 5
7o people went 'ennnnoooowwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"
Kagomenesan 5 months ago
BOJOIR I WANT TO COME OUT OF UR NOSE
therock07198 5 months ago
When he says ''Gay guy'' did anyone notice the guy the show? LoL, was that on purpose?!
NathanOneThousand 5 months ago 5
Jefafa dun ham
Photosenior1 5 months ago
NNNNNNNYEOWNNNN! :))
frustratedmusicman 5 months ago 55
holy crap your quick....
its like you know
lolz i love jeff dunham
cherry8880 5 months ago 4
its like you know
o.O
mudje100 5 months ago
'Her prime is now! Yours was 20 years ago...' :P
KlaineFangirl 5 months ago 4
69, lol.
WolfMasterMusic 5 months ago
That's a tiny litlle car isn't it?
I'ts small.
Yeah. I bet to get out you need a lot of LOTION!
SuzanneAcedia 5 months ago
69 people wanted the dislike number to be 69 so they could have some crazy times later.
Tayashinotado 5 months ago
69 of the people that watched this worked for Toyota
ShawtyManeL0ver 5 months ago
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ShawtyManeL0ver 5 months ago
he should have an asian puppet names wei wei haha
bookevin2 5 months ago
69 people are french boogers...
paperboy204 5 months ago
Lmfao!! Laughing so hard i can't breathe!!
MackaylaLane1 5 months ago
lez get godzilla tuh kill heeeem!!
...rrrooooaarrr!!
beep beep!!
...NNNNNEEEAAAAOOOMMMM!!!!!
XD
LefteesAssassin 5 months ago
1:41 all day
Flashingwire1337 5 months ago in playlist jeff dunahm
DO IT!!
PaperMicrophones 5 months ago
holy crap ur quick!
...its like u know.....
LOL
shadowpuppyadspongy 5 months ago
this is comedy gold
jeff dunham and peanut are funny!
MsWolfy88 5 months ago
ha 69 ;)
minimobster13 5 months ago
69 people are retards and don't know comedy
Mrckilgore27 5 months ago
69 peopl- ......hehehe............
TheGamerBrain 5 months ago in playlist Gabriel Iglesias
@KatieMaslow that is the funniest thing i've ever read, xDD
cupcakeredheadx 5 months ago
Peanut: In a twisted kind of way, all 5 of us on stage has slept with your wife. When you're wacky and having a great time, that's me. When your pissed off and lying there thinking, "Why did I marry this broad?", that's walter. When you're so mad, you wanna kill her, that's achmed.
Jeff-Fah-Fah: And what is Jose Jalapeno on a Stick?
Peanut: You're a sick man!
angusyoung15 5 months ago 5
thumbs up if you understood why the lotion thing was funny(;
LefteesAssassin 5 months ago 4
69 people Slept with Dunhams wife! And she dinit like they're hurricane!
XDthriller 6 months ago
Funny thing is I saw a blue Prius in the parking lot at Walmart today :)
KatieMaslow 6 months ago
peanut seems so real, could you imagine hanging out with him !! xDD love Jefafa Dunham... DOT COM.(:
cupcakeredheadx 6 months ago 3
@cupcakeredheadx That would be freakin AWESOME!!
Soldier2cPeanut 5 months ago
Holy crap ur quick....its like you know O.o
hahah fav quote there XD
Dabrotherhood01 6 months ago 2
Peanut:How do you know?
Jeff:I trust her
Peaunut:Mck
Peaunt:Come on you go Purplw you never go back.
ImperfectAriel 6 months ago
lol _69_ down votes
69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69
hardee hardee har lolol roflmao
FredFredBurger42 6 months ago 3
69 people work at toyota
thegaminghamster 6 months ago
It's like you know.. lol
morral1 6 months ago
peanut says gay guy then it shows a gay guy in the front row! XD
tashigirl6 6 months ago 5
Ieee Neaaoow!!!
gazeuselovuur67 6 months ago
You know whats funny. when i clicked this video those advertisements came up and it was a Toyota commercial 2:18
SuperNumber1fredfan 6 months ago 4
This is funny is well
Hellen7510 6 months ago
69 people are jealous jeff dunhams hand isn't up there ass
lou11lou 6 months ago 201
@lou11lou heh heh heh... 69...
greennutzskater 5 months ago
@lou11lou I wish.
EpicMustacheTurtle 4 months ago
@lou11lou 69. Sex thing.
TheCoolionatio 4 months ago
Ah Bonjour, I would like to come out of your nose
Monsterz84jls 6 months ago 2
freanch: nuuu German: hwoji chinese: whoooaaa gay guy: uhhmm XD :P
DeeDeeFriends 6 months ago 3
@DeeDeeFriends German: it is written JAWOHL =) greetings from germany
Semtex921 5 months ago
Then what is Jose Halepeno on a stick??
You're a sick man!!
LOL!!! :D
TwerdAtHeart13 6 months ago
DO ITTTTTTTTTT.
New.
torchbug 6 months ago
those 69 people cant understand english.... >.<
itsveryhard 6 months ago
DO ITTT!!!!!
teamTRSjordan 6 months ago
69 people own a blue pris
94reb 6 months ago 4