Cornie the Mennonite Does Evolution of Dance

[TheCaligrl4lyf]

cornie went off the deep end lmao ........

[Thejohndeeres]

dummy dude

[VeeVeeVeeV]

weirdo!!!

[dwayne3235]

Nice Belt Balljoint!

[FunnyBubbles502]

if your not a mennonite can you still rent there homes. to cornie

[AndreaNadiaR]

Dancing! NO! Cornie your dancing with the devil.

[FunnyBubbles502]

wait i just remembered how can cornie be a menonite if menonites dont like taking pictures or being infront of a camera ik he may be modern but they still dont like being infront of a camera.

[Briaaah]

@FunnyBubbles502 Not all mennonites are like that... haha. I'm mennonite and my sister is a photographer and I model for her all the time. We also don't all have accents like that. We listen to modern music and wear modern clothes (brand names, such as Holister, Abercrombie, Billabong, etc.) Us mennos are NOT amish. Hope that clears it up. :)

[FunnyBubbles502]

@Briaaah oh ok ty for advice

[TheQuiring]

@Briaaah finally ive been trying to explain that for so long im the same way menno and proud

[arcticwolfe13]

@FunnyBubbles502 You're thinking Amish.

[FunnyBubbles502]

Very funny i like this video good job and keep up the good work! thumbs up if yhou this this video is funny

[FunnyBubbles502]

Very funny i like this video good job and keep up the good work!

[melissad24]

Cornie is hilarious! And for everyone hating on him you have no sense of humor. Coming from a Mennonite family myself, do not find this offensive or "mocking" Mennonites. Good grief people! I got made fun of for being one, doesn't bother me one bit. I'm proud to be Mennonite through and through! And if anyone wants to put up a semi-intelligent argument please learn to use proper grammar and punctuation! :)

[franzkje]

was he kidding?

[8225rjd]

if this guy knew how dam retarted he looks and sounds he would go hang himself cornie you r retarted

[xillian344]

This isn't a Youtube branding of Mennonites..."Mennonites" are VERY diverse from region to region and from church to church---Most mennonites are nothing like Cornie and would not understand or relate to his crude and mocking innuendos. There are only a FEW "Mennonites" who have the somewhat "chut" attitude Cornie acts out.

[FunnyBubbles502]

@xillian344 really there are also modern minonites not just origional.

[nagaslrac]

Please do a video demonstrating how you danced before the lessons.

[jnj0671]

This was the most awful you tube video I have ever seen. Not funny. Just sad.

[SwordofSpirit1]

Well, evidently, then, unless it's just youtube branding of "Mennonites," it is a very ungodly sect. Hmm. At first glance, I must admit, they had me fooled. My mother had some very nice Pennsylvania Mennonite and Amish stories that she has shared with me.

[SwordofSpirit1]

In other words, this brand of 'Mennonite' is NOT reconciled to God in Christ Jesus. Jesus made no reputation of Himself. Not only that, but we, the Redeemed make no provision for the flesh, including dancing entertainment. It's completely godless in value.

[SwordofSpirit1]

This is a new breed, waxed weird and shilled, switched branding, to confuse and to satire (make a mockery of) what God originally intended as a wholesome group of people. Now, according to this Satanic example, they're just plain worldly. And, as any born again child of God knows, worldly means sensual, devilish, and demonic.

[SwordofSpirit1]

Evidently, Mennonites have their own pagan god that they worship. How sad. I've enjoyed listening to their gospel music. I guess they are yet another brand of shill. Shilling's been going on for quite some time, now. This is the shill's naming of it, but, Biblically speaking, this antichrist system is: SWITCHING. Shills initiate SWITCHING.

[SwordofSpirit1]

These so—called "Fundamentalists" intentionally make clowns out of the truth on purpose, to satire truth. That's because they want the attention taken off of the person and the work of Jesus Christ and tuned into their dumb ya down programming for the desensitization and loss of all godly morals and values. Shilling is SWITCHING.

[SwordofSpirit1]

SWITCHING, SWITCHING, SWITCHING: Jesus said that in latter days, the last generation WILL CALL GOOD EVIL AND EVIL GOOD. THEY WILL SWITCH GOOD FOR BITTER AND BITTER FOR GOOD, PURITY WILL BE LUST, PROUD WILL BE HAPPY. As we wax callous, cold, worse, and gross, mainstream society will adopt and embrace all of these as their own SOCIETAL NORM AND will be PRACTICED RIGHT UP UNTIL HIS COMING.

[SwordofSpirit1]

To the born again child of God, though, it is No Great Surprise. I am excited because they are the birthing pangs of His return and I'm confident of my being called His Sealed of Israel. We're in our final days before the 2nd Coming of our LORD and Saviour, Jesus Christ. Sectarianism is Sin, anyhow, in God's eyes. God's church embodiment was created without hands. Shilling is SWITCHING.

[SwordofSpirit1]

God in Jesus said to make a people ready for Him and to prepare a path (road) for Him, and to remove all stumbling blocks. When this is complete, and the knowledge of the LORD is spread throughout the earth, He will look down, see all of the light that was given to the Gentiles (heathen) through the Great Commission fulfillment, He will collect His remnant (sealed of Israel), and then the Last Day that no one will want to be here for will come to commence.

[roadofglory]

I love being a mennonite, and being from winkler.

[SaraSchmith]

This is y ppl think mennonites r soooo stupid but actually this is the only 1 that acts this way:) hopefully......lol hahaha

[billabonggirl321]

hehe love it 

[cross4sin]

Very tasteless acting. Mocking Mennonites is not funny.

[TheMorphineHallway]

you try waaay to hard to be a douche of a mennonite. You give us all a bad name. Youre the reason mennonite kids get made fun of.

[TheDoogle87]

@TheMorphineHallway Speaking as a mennonite I would like to say, mennonite kids are the reason mennonite kids get made fun of.

[TheMorphineHallway]

@TheDoogle87 And I, too, speak as a mennonite. Mennonite kids are growing up to be smarter.

[SaraSchmith]

@TheMorphineHallway Y is it that i have 2 agree wit u! i mean really no1 acts that stupid in real life nottt even mennonites:)

[DjSteff21]

lmao fuckiin wiinkler ppl are funny....i love em :)

[friesenfranz]

cuz of you, you make all the mennonites look as supit as you. prick

you need a lot of help. you ASS HOLE

[Jiroprime]

me eyes. they burn. And yet I understand... oh god why T_T

[xguitarxluverx]

reminds me of a lacretian :)

[renhosti]

Ok, this is so stupid but i giggle the whole time.

[jarg7]

ok...

[Valsdaynow]

Retard......

[RichAngus100]

TURN OFF THE FAN NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO DANCE:)

[RichAngus100]

Do you have a real job?

[KraftwithaK]

Sweet 'n' lanky!

[sarannwrapp]

Thank you, that was funny. We need more laughter in our days.

[KDEngineering]

What's another name for a Mennonite family portrait ????

A marriage licence

[jehovahuponyou]

Connie, when did you come out of the barn closet - the first Homosectional Mennonite I ever did meet!!!

[makesweetlovenotwar]

@jehovahuponyou his name is Cornie not connie

[jehovahuponyou]

@makesweetlovenotwar - his name is whatever the Hell I say it is, thank you!!!

Keep up the step Conifer!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!

[makesweetlovenotwar]

@jehovahuponyou no its not, u dont have that authority

[jehovahuponyou]

@makesweetlovenotwar - Dear Sir or Madame, which ever the case may be,

My authority is all encompassing, all knowing, all abounding, and usually correct. In the case of Connie I am sure that I am right - SO - as Kartman in Soth Parl Calowrader says: "RESPECT MY AUTHOOOORITEE!"

ROFL!!!

;^)

[dubzz1]

mmmm compliments assorted fruit juice probly from altona iga yet once

[Dano50886]

you make a total fool of yourself and its not even funny

[karafuto1776]

blöder hund

[jonmcclay]

5:05 is the BEST PART!!!! "You don't want to mess with this"

[MrCowboyup333]

Why don't Mennonites have sex standing up? It might lead to dancing!

[oldtimeway1]

A Menno with a wedding ring?? Weltisch!

[geothermal0523]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! net bistley shrakes! and hosa op nema for shaney bae.

sandee shpirach mit kin glaren, shmutzy shass

[BikersFromIreland]

I think your on ACID. lol

[jimkennedy369]

can you say napolean dynomennonite!!!

[MySheperd]

du bast ein funya mansh

[suzie9393]

hahahahha...... i love being deetch!!

[Andrea9514]

LOL, I only liked from where he first hurt him self, to the end, I laughed so hard!

[suzie9393]

oh my gosh this was the craziest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahah hough die yomer,,, i love being mennonite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­ hahahhahahaha

[ducatinova]

hahaha

[melindaltd]

why.... actually why?

[yoyoyoman7]

you fake ass mino. your just faking it tying to be funny

[185jreimer]

omg this is funny, lol, hey peterandnetta, where u from?

[peterandnetta]

your gay cornie

[davehamm1987]

i'm impressed he can do dat mit dein seine backsin and votas!!!

[DaVinklasheMenonitas]

We are starting a new Mennonite youtube show. So watch our video.

[benyburn]

Get a job ass hole. You SSSUUUCCCKKK!!!

[peterandnetta]

wow your gay man

[chantellen]

LOL! Kung Fu Fighting was my favorite part :)

[MikeFearey]

hahahahah love this vidddeo

i laugghed to almost crying when he said

DEEVIL!!!!!! hahahahaha

[valmshmet]

And u "kdfroese" can shuve ur thumb up your ass.

[crosscountrytc]

You can shove your whole head up there. If you knew anything about the mennonite culture at all, you would see the humor in this. Don't comment on something you know nothing about. Oh and by the way, can you please be smart enough to articulate yourself without cursing? That can get you jail time in some states, so I'd watch out.

[TheQuiring]

Hi i totally see ur point im mennonite myself but not as hardcore as him but i totally understand

[valmshmet]

Go fuckyourself again, ok, i can take a joke, but this aint no joke. this is a blind german speaking fag tryin to be cool! and not knowing wat a foool hes makin of himself. FUCK!!!!

[ernie27177]

Doo saitst et Shmet. Sou lang aus ekj yahearkht ha , via noosht fonich. Valam shriev mol vout fonich.

[kdfroese]

omygosh u guys..for one....most menno's can't dance...two..u all took this way too seriously!! LOL....three..do all catholics dress the same..NO.......ur comments are pitiful....learn how to take a joke....Cornie!! rock on man..plaut deutsch forever!! hahahahaha

[valmshmet]

FUCK MAN, I hope your fuckin proud of yourself. that was pitiful.

[justfrie]

LOL

[nahbios]

Thanks for making me laugh! :-)

[captainfa]

what a loooooser!!!

[elmerfromtaber]

Wat a fake n mabe he shud get his dick stuck in the fan next time he does dance evolution

[sweetdreamergurl]

ho man you know your a mennonite when all you have in oyur freezer is bread and sausage... lol, just relax a little deear Seush!

[DiomondRazorEdge]

what did you have to drink?

whisky, vodka, rye?

or all of them mixed with a martini!!!.

and yes Y dident ur head get caught in the fan...

[BrokenGirl1990]

this video is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo embarrassing!!! its too bad his head didn't get caught in the fan lmao

[BRN2FLY]

What a moron! This video sucked! How many times did he hit the fan???

[contreeboie]

wel that sucked!!! it was funny when u hurt ur hand! thats about it

[ucobarlowgirl08]

hahaha this guy is funny... i have a mennonite background and whether he is really one or not he has the accent and the clothes... he cracks me up

[crosscountrytc]

There's a Mennonite accent? I don't think any Mennonite from Kansas talks or dresses like that. Unless they're Holderman Mennos. But the GC's and the Mennonite Brethren don't dress or talk that way at all. Sheesh. Stereotypes.

[ucobarlowgirl08]

it depends how long they have lived in the states... my immediate family has lived here long enough that we dont have it but my grandparents and a big part of my extended family do... and they are proud of it... we all like making fun of it cuz we are able to laugh at ourselves, and we know its true... its not a bad thing you know :) its when those dang "englanders" get involved that we get angry... hehe inside joke

[Andrea9514]

Canadians and American's have different accents and stuff, and yes, that is how a LOT of them dress and speak

[crosscountrytc]

In Canada, yes. I was just trying to make the point that from my experience I didn't know that there was a specific accent or dress style, though we tend to be a bit more modest than most people. So people, quit taking me so negatively. I'm a mennonite and proud, I know german, but if you'd meet any mennonites from my area, we wouldn't have those accents. Not even the Holdermans, or even the Amish. Most of them speak plaut deustch, however it's with a really american accent

[dahjjss]

rubix14... your message is horrible and if you thought you are helping the mennonites then you just blew it. What terrible language for a MENNONITE>

[abcmole]

Hahaha

I think the fan won.

[sw3912]

what a typical drunk m&^m. dumbass!!

[AlyBabie1O1]

uh ha

[AlyBabie1O1]

oh wow ur kl

[maninagreysuit]

tell me are you a mennonite i am 100% mennonite my mom and dad came straight from mexico and i think this is pretty funny despite what you may think alot of mennoites act this way

[LeamingtonLiberators]

You called someone an 'immature little shitbag'? Holy shit, talk about an overdose of irony.

[InvaderGill]

i like the ending.. that's all i can say

[jugvish]

Lmfao!!!!!!

[bridgee8888]

IS HE FOR REAL?!?

[USMarineSgt]

Mennonites would find this fucktard funny.

[darrelrunge60]

wheres the zoat? hahaha

[darrelrunge60]

this dude IS the shit. How many fingers do you got now Cornie

[McCRAPFACE2]

rike morje

[itspancho1]

dee felt ne obeit. goo schofen!

[theresxhope]

HAHAHAHAHA

The rooster part was the best,

that was hilarious

[tidorabbit]

whats wrong with being mennonite? we are christians...we are going to heaven. do not judge and you shall not be judged

[sksmithy00]

generally, it's those of us that AREN'T going to heaven that have fun at your expense. ;)

[tidorabbit]

ya see that's just being an asshole...i dont go around making fun of jews or atheists...although they have flaws in their religions :P

[pedroklass]

hey are u realy a homo or dos it just look like it the talking and the arm thing u are doing there

[lurch276]

u crazy bastard

[Godslilgurlie]

ok the rubbing of the arms and the pants hiked up to high heaven are just disturbing. other that that with the sound off, this vid is actually kinda funny. albeit rather misleading. i'm a good lil mennonite girl. i wear the cap n everything(exept i dun have the weird accent)I do know how to dance, for real. like as in more than just throwing my arms around like some autistic windmill

[xxsissy4452xx]

well well another typical mennonite inbred as fuck!Have another papsi and ravel once!

[freakiifusionx3]

no shit it was played out buddy.thats what makes it really retarded.like really retarded.i have a sense of humor but not one for retards like you and this guy.i mean really what kind of idiot plans out to be hit and tries to "beat" it up..can you say gay?

[ramman57660]

you are so funny.keep em coming

one thing thow why you keep rubbing you arm?

[Antonig1]

Some of these idiots need a sense of humour. I come from a line of mennonites (even apart of the Mennonite mafia on face book ... woopty freakin doo though eh) anyways. I thought it was somewhat dull up untill u smoked ur hand on the fan.

It's played out you morons settle down.

[customludder]

Hey why dont you post up your address so i can come over to your house and kick to living shit out of you! YOU ARE A WAIST OF SKIN!!!!

[joy4walls]

true minnonites dont have wedding rings plus put your head in the fan next time du bisa hunt

[freakiifusionx3]

its mennonites like you that make the rest of us look like losers.stick to your sunflower seeds and coke and stay off youtube!

[ds77575757]

No it's mennonites like you with no sense of humor that make mennonites look like losers...no wait...mennonites are generally losers.

[rubix14]

fuck u

[ds77575757]

Oh that really hurt. NOT. Please do explain...

[rubix14]

mennonites are not losers u r a fuckin fagget for sayin that, mennonites rule

[giesbrechtj]

DEEEEVIL!! haha

[wkung]

I'd LOVE to see you do a Napoleon Dynamite dance!

[rickfriesen74]

to krahnic91 and dylanger66-you guys need to turn in your licence for air- you dont like the vids, thats your problem-pull your bottom lip over your heads and swallow real hard!

[sweetmami12]

You are a LOSER.

[gretnastar]

you tell em cornie way to go and great vids

[universal49913123]

Kornie, gut für Sie, an wenigstens zeigen Sie Ihre wahre Identitat. einigen gibts sie sind geworden auf Mochtegerns.schoeness wochen ende.

[stinkysocks12]

holy shit you are so amazing lol i love when you get your hand cought in the fan! whoo

[vmasterpro]

i added this vid to my myspace

[vmasterpro]

k i did

[WorlockShadowHunter]

oh my goodness this is hilarious!!!

[goblue417]

That is funny as shiat. Love the Pioneer Meat sausage at the end.

[shaker650]

Deevil Carnie, us mennonites don't dance, don't ya know? leads to sax! oba-yo

[410cam]

HAHAHA, that was hillarious,

[otheroneafu]

Awesome keep them coming

[ashleytaylor03]

haha oh wow your cool....

[Dylanger66]

nice come back man, go suck a goat dink, milk a rat, mount a cow, whatever you hillbilly farmers do for fun when not polluting the internet with childish videos, sorry for ruining your biggest life accomplishment...

[krahnic91]

finally somebody who thinks hes a piece of shit like i do!!

[kypriop]

your such a fag, you keep watching all the videos, and responding to them, use that little brain of your and do somthing resourceful krahn..

[krahnic91]

are you serious? you think this bullshit is resourceful?

[gretnastar]

hey Dylanger66 if youre so worried about polluting the internet why do u use it youre the real pollution

[Dylanger66]

go stick a cob o corn in your anus, biatch, get a real job..

[ds77575757]

Learn to fucking swear you fucking little "biatch" What the hell is that?

[krahnic91]

you're a faggot

[Balljointer]

You kind of lost me at "duhhh".

[gretnastar]

look whos talking

[Dylanger66]

WTF, this is pathetic, not funny at all....just lame....grow up

[medic5821]

hahahaha...too damn funny...notice the farmer sausage that falls on his head...classic

[460Eagle]

Bahahaha, I hit the floor laughing when you got your finger in the fan blade ahahaha

[acebartsch]

I got cramps laughing here. Very funny. So gunna show this to my family!

[Balljointer]

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[vmasterpro]

how do u subscribe

[Balljointer]

When you're watching a video, there's a yellow "subscribe" button in the top right corner of your screen, above "About this video".

[gretnastar]

whot daes subscribe do exactly

[Balljointer]

When you subscribe to a channel, you just get an alert whenever that user posts a new video.

[gretnastar]

thanks cornie

[vmasterpro]

lol funny ur peter riemers nephue hes my teacher

[Balljointer]

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[mariafroese1982]

lol

[Balljointer]

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