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  • I hate when the actual "workers" bother me with their lingo.

    "What can i help you find today?"

    "Can i help you sir?"

    "lookinng for anything in particular?

    No Bitch, i'm just browsing!

  • Basically what you have here is women's clothing......lol

  • this almost turned into Jack got punched 2

  • basically what you have here is....shemale's clothing...

  • What was with the last guy? Jack didn't really do anything.

  • @PlainAverageRob That guy recognized him from his videos on youtube and went to go see if it was actually him

  • press 2 and then press 6 and wait for it

  • HA!! I loved it.

  • GO TO MCDONALDS AND ASK FOR A COCK MEAT SANDWICH!!!!

  • @Koopaaah dont they serve those regularly?

  • ok lets go, come on lets go

  • "basically, what you have here....is women's clothing"

    "exactly"

    LOL hahahaha

  • I GOT SUM JACK VALE TYPE PRANKS ON MY CHANNEL CHECK EM OUT ALL PROPS TO JACK THO

  • be careful you already got served up by an old man at walmart in roseville, ca... so be careful... funny stuff though jack... lolz

  • @artofurmomma It was a Target.

  • "Basically what you have here......is women's clothing...."

  • 0:40 thats my grandma

  • 1:16 what a poof

  • ATMOSPHERE!!! :)

    

  • Jack is the bestest!

    

  • Looked like the guy ate a lemon :)

  • If the video would of stopped at "...let's go turn it off..." there would have been many endings, like: they got their ass beat by the guy'.

  • @UTubeGreenie Or the guy wanted buttsex xD

  • @PaulinaH727 Paulina, are you a girl? If so, I do not want to know your fantasies

  • @UTubeGreenie What? Just because i think he has the "I want to rape that guy" look i WANT to see them have buttsex? I won't lie, im a huge fan of yaoi. but i dont want to actually see two real men having buttsex. It's like when a guy says "Lol that guy looks gay." and then you going "Woah dude. You WANT him to be gay dont you?" Don't jump to conclusions.

  • jack ur the best xxx

  • @crystalgilmore1 like if u think the same xxx

  • yeah except they keep looking directly at the camera

  • Pants...various shapes and colors....lol

  • I ser just died LMFAO

  • You should go to a porn video club and just start offering assistance to random strangers, that would be epic

  • @Pinkyprank4 Yeah, but it wouldn't be able to be posted on youtube.

  • loooooooooooooool

  • lmao xD

  • I love your holding hands prank.

  • @buythefrog hey..

  • 1:14 CLASSIC!!

  • why did jack stay too go? and turn of the camara?

  • @acrovader What does finding this funny have anything to do with low IQ?? Everyone has a different sense of humor and some might not find this funny but that doesnt mean they have low IQ, im pretty sure you are the one lacking IQ here

  • lil white tank top gangstas on a end got pissed off.... LOL trying to look tough SHIIITTTT

  • how does he keep such a straight face hahaha!

  • Ur vidios made me not go to sleep last night cuz I am addicted to them lol

  • JACK! its 6:30! let me go to sleep already! D:

  • that first guy was hilarious. he was so nice about it.

  • haha wow that guy with the tank recognized you

  • @acrovader why are you watching then mother fucker

  • press 6

  • jack vale has some great pranks, but he always flakes out when he's about to get caught. It'd be hilarious if he completely ignored the law and security like Remi Gaillard does.

  • its weird how I went from Lisining to madona after watching superbowl and watched orignal song like a prayer" and then clicked on this vid and thats the first thing i noticed in background music...<3

  • lol the last guy looked muh fuggin scary.. & then it turn out he's all nice.

  • i thought that the guy would start hurting him xD

  • lol the last guy look like a pedo with that stare, lol SKIPPY STARE

  • Pause at 1:10

  • Go to 1:18 -- skinny ass legs. haha

  • @Pressey207 woah ! lol !

  • @yayersful hahah, i know.

  • hah jack got pretty lucky on the last seg. that guy was ready to beat his ass. looked like a typical beach thug.

  • The guy at the end recognized him. That's why he was looking so confused lol

  • Tht guy missed a hot ass girl walking by him to star at the dude lol

  • Why was the dude in the last couple of secs, lookibg like that after he asked hin hows it going,then he said good. Then why the camera man said lets go?

  • basically what you have here is....women's clothing...

  • Guy in the black was doing what we all should be doing, staying alert and aware of our surroundings...

  • you need to hide your cameras better......

  • Is that Goodwill? lol

  • From a legal stance, I wonder if he would be held liable ( however partially ) should his sneaking-up on and startling the old lady had caused her to, say, have a stroke or some other episode.

    What would the legal defense be in civil court ?

    " We didn't mean to cause the woman to have a stroke. We just . . . . just . . . . pull stunts on people . . . . in public . . . . and then post them . . . . on the Internet . See ? "

    Could you imagine the judge's face upon hearing that ?

  • @ReasonNaturally well seeing as all he said was "hello there" i don't think there would be any court case about it...

  • @IWillEatYourInsanity

    Sure.

    There is no way to prove intent, so no case could be successfully mounted against a person who may have inadvertently precipitated, or augmented a current, physiological episode, by virtue of a mere salutation. Granted.

    However, there does remain the real possibility of wedging-in culpability given his behavior after the salutation. He wasn't behaving as a ' normal ' hail-fellow-well-met-have-a-ni­ce-day-type. Chit chat ? Yeah.

    That could fly . . . . perhaps.

  • @ReasonNaturally How wasn't he behaving as a normal small talk type of guy? Talking about clothes on the clothes rack that the lady is looking it seems SO devious minded to me.

    And irrespective of how he acted after the greeting, if the lady had a stroke or a heart attack, he wouldn't have just chatted her up. On tape, they would have seen him say "Hello there." and then the woman going into either medical emergency.

    No case would become of it because Jack wouldn't have done anything wrong....

  • @ReasonNaturally By the way I meant to say "any medical emergency" not either.

    and, from your original comment when you say "...sneaking-up on and startling the old lady..."

    He didn't truly 'sneak-up' on her. He walked up and said hi. She was startled because she didn't realize he was there. Creeping up on tip toes and going "BOO" would be more of a "sneak-up and startle" type of act. Walking up and saying hey doesn't count.

  • @IWillEatYourInsanity

    My commentary on this was tongue-in-cheek.

    I was actually envisiong a sort-of turn-the-tables-reverse-prank-­bit where the old lady begins clutching her chest, feigning a heart attack or the like, all the time moaning, " That man . . . . That man . . . . HE did this to me . . . . HE did this to me . . . . "

    Just to see his panic-stricken reaction. I wonder if his ' cinematographer ' would book it out of there, lest he get involved. Oops ! Then we'd never SEE it ( ! )

  • @ReasonNaturally Ok u seem to have problems with his vids... the lady Could have but Didnt have a stroke... get off his case u dont like him Dont watch his videos...

  • @l3agles hey Hey dude chill is All good is all good jus dont feel the love lyke you must do when yooz is watchin this guy he is kinda hot lyke for jerkin off is aLL good dude do u use ur Left Or yoUr right hand dude chill chill is all good when u r Jackin off to these Jack vids do u cum real real hard bro dats hot is all good wow maybe u and ur pals can get in a circle jerk while watchin jack huh ? awesome ! Jackin to Jack ! Is all good bro Gotta go dude Im gettin real HOT hey . . . IS ALL GOOD.

  • @l3agles

    Whatz da problem, du-u-u-u-u-de or ho ?

    No zippy, dippy comeback to put-me-in-my-place once and for all ?

    Hey, I hear ya. Yooz got much more non-lame ( ! ) and non-fail ( ! ) things to do, so-o-o-o-o cool, than to deal with a dumm fuktard lyke me, huh, bro or bi-OTCH ?

    Sometimes, though, when you intentionally, deliberately step on a pile of shit . . . . you get shitted-ON.

    ' Jack ' got your tongue ?

    ( There's a dear . . . . )

  • @ReasonNaturally i didn't bother to read all that .

  • @yayersful

    Hello . . . . Do I know you ?

  • @ReasonNaturally xP nah

  • @yayersful

    Sure thing, du-u-u-u-de.

    I'll check that right inbetween " girl with nose-ring at coffee shop gives me annoyed look when I ask to see a receipt " and " asshole behind me at red light lays on the horn the instant light turns green. "

    In other words, inconsequential.

    Or, more akin to language you can grasp, who gives a rat's fuckin' hairy ass ?

    " K ? "

  • @ReasonNaturally wait , what ? I have no idea who you are, nor what your trying to say or 'remind' me of something . ~.~

  • @yayersful It wasn't ME who replied to YOUR comment, initially, if memory serves. As I had first asked of your snarky retort, " Do I know you ? " YOU can end this call anytime you wish, for you're the one who placed the call. I'm merely on the receiving end. ( Please, no stupid questions. It's a metaphor. M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R.' Google ' it !! Jesus . . . . ) At any rate, consider this a life lesson. Ya' don't wanna' get stung, don't disturb the hornets' nest. Okay ? Oh, sorry, " K ? " Ta.
  • @ReasonNaturally that one deserved a laugh.D-O Y-O-U T-H-I-N-K I A-M S-T-U-P-I-D ? all I said was, "I didn't bother to read all that." personally I think your the one who shall end this . WHATEVER this is . and btw , I know what a metaphor is . also I know your choosing your words carefully because you think I don't know what they mean . but HELLO , I do . clearly. if you want to continue this and keep on insulting a girl then go ahead. im all 'EYES' , you would say . :3 

  • @yayersful

    Boy, that was easy.

  • @ReasonNaturally ALSO I have no idea why your mad . 

  • @ReasonNaturally lol no1 would find out he could just move away

  • he scared the crap out of the lady

  • you should get a fat guy to walk around and ask people if they think hes fat

  • Lol this is why i hate going to stores when i shop i wanna relax

  • lol the tattooed guy looking at the cute little figurine ^.^

  • jack will creep till he dies xD

  • he looked like he was gonna attempt to beat the shot out of jack but jacks to cool to lose

  • I fucking LOVE the way Jack walks up to the first guy. Haha! :D

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  • The first guy was a douche!!!!!!

  • i think he thought for a minute that he was checking out the girls he was with, lol.

  • Found your camera!

  • What if they said YES I NEED HELP Lol you just gonna ballpark it?

  • that first one is great

  • i was watching this alone and i literally almost peed from laughinng and then my friend walks out from the bathroom and watches the rest of the video and he and i say at the say time i almost peed these guys are awsome

  • i bet that guy at the end has done something wrong or the fact that he hates gettin in the camera cos he looked nervous or sucpisous lol great pranks ahahaha

  • @TheNiyaz10 haha yeah I didn't think of it that way. but it makes sense. maybe he's a criminal :S

  • @Shuffle3956 hahahaha yeah lol

  • @TheNiyaz10: Some people are just camera shy, ya know.

  • @TheNiyaz10 nope, watch the last 10 seconds, he just recognizes jack...

  • 1:!7 "Oh.. my butt hurts".... LOLOLOLOLLLOOLOLOLOLLLL

  • WOW THIS IS THE EYES OF TIGER FOR SURE

  • look closely at his eyes at 1:05 so awkward lol

  • Creepin out the scary creepy guys. Whoa.

  • Howbout you go up to some people at 7/11 and say, "Big gulps huh? Alright!..(awkward silence)... Well, see ya later!" Dumb and Dumber style.

  • you should ask workers of the store if they need help finding anything, and then when they say they are workers there, then just follow them around and help them anyways

  • @Kwicky06 GREAT IDEA! THUMBS UP

  • @Kwicky06 that would be funny HAHAHA

  • that was awesome, i wish your pranks were 5 hours long lol do this again please

  • i though that last guy was a mma fighter heading for jack and triangle choke him.

  • LOVE IT!!

  • llolololo the guys face at the end

  • @paulmkrotine I thought he was going to smack him or something.

  • More nonsense videos!

  • We need more Farting episodes. More farts Jack. And more of the old man. This one, to me, isn't that funny.

  • I want you to do this only if you can arrange beforehand for the store owners to know so that you do not get in trouble. That would suck if you got in trouble.

  • @magicthunder666 He probably recognized Jack, but he wasn't sure if it was him. At the end, he goes "Yeah, I've seen your show...it's a good show."

  • 1:15 found ya camera yet again

  • 0:49 she found your camera

    

  • i thought he was gana go after him

  • these kinds of vids are the best

  • The guy in the black tank top thanks he is so cool

  • @afterschoolbros ? u know him?

  • This was uploaded on my FIRST day of school!!!!

  • @CantYouSeeWeRock Damn I go to

  • @CursedCAM100 What do u mean?

  • what happened with that dude ?

  • you should tap people on the shoulder then walk off or say really random stuff like i like dancing or ja ja ja

  • i thought he was going to get mugged… 1:04 - 1:25

  • those two guys at the end were hot :)

  • @BerWariouZ im a girl dumbass

  • @lostsoulnightangel even more gay

  • @lostsoulnightangel

    The two meth head white trash?

  • @gone42 yeah i love meth heads <3 <3

  • U remind me of Brian Reagan, hey, you guys should do something together!

  • lol I love how the first guy is trying to look for a name tag. and notice how creeped out the second lady gets when she realizes he doesnt work there

  • Chuk Norris is a Hunter....

  • @0:15 - 0:30, I come here almost every day when In need of a laugh just to see thats guy WTF face xD Thank You Jack!

  • This stuff is funnier than anything on TV.

  • jack vale is sooooo funny

  • basically what you have here is womens clothes pants shapes colors i loled soooo hard

  • you should go to shoppers with a baby and say the baby is a girl tell the parent"thats a cute boy you got there" then walk off

  • And then after all the young mans attempts at hating on Jack Vale, he returned to his computer to sulk and hate on him more in the comment section. Years of calling names in the comments, and building up confidence was useless for our young hero as he stood no chance of saying something mean to him face to face. Maybe once again he will build the courage, but today was not the day.

  • lol

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  • LETS GO LETS GO turn it off!!!

  • GREAT SHOW?

  • LOL! The first guy, who was having such a good time on the phone, keeps scanning Jack's shirt for a name tag.

  • im sorry, but your videos are almost too awkward to even watch...

  • THE END!!!! hahah he was totally gonna beat you up! He didnt "recognize you!"

  • Try "annoying shoppers"

    HAHAHAHAHAHA you. are. hilarious.

  • the guy at the end was fucking weird.

  • thanks :)

  • 1:16 ...Sean Penn's love child..??

  • @jonnythunder75 lol I thought the same thing!

  • @jonnythunder75 haha holy shit i was going to say the same thing, was thinking "fast times at ridgemont high"

  • What was with that guy at the end was he trying to start shit??

  • This made me guffaw. I thought the guy at the end was going to beat you or something. :P

  • Lol the end the dude keeps starring at the camera and jacks like.turn it off turn it off.I thought mr.muscle man waz gonna kill him!!!

  • well basically what you have here... is women's clothing

  • Thats the fucking douchbaggiest look i've ever seen.

  • Jack should do a prank were he try to lure little kids in his car with the promise of candy.