Roast of Charlie Sheen: Seriously, WTF is Mike Tyson Saying?

[ckapone187]

im gonna eat your children, ima suck on em like now n laters!

[FSMNoodlyAppendage]

Even if you don't understand Mike Tyson, laugh.

Laugh, or else......

[middlemanclayton1]

LOL im gonna eat ur children :P

[nikola4thelolz]

he looks and sounds like ja rule here

[CoceCan]

you clearly hear what he is saying

[IoEstasCedonta]

@CoceCan I hear words.

[asienadam96]

i want him to say sizzling sausages sizzling away

[TomEire1]

@Love1War Neither does Alex Jones or David Ike and a handful of others The reason is YT doesn't partner with mad retarded clowns of the earth....also, keyboard, far left, 3 buttons up, press it.

[NbLp2008]

i think its something to do with biting someones ear

[6GolfWang6Hooligan6]

I've done many verses in my sacred garden and now I wanna share a few of them with you here today.

I'm the greatest poet alive, I'm the greatest wordsmith ever!

My verses are impetuate(?), My rhymes impregnable, I will eat your children.

It follows at the night, it follows at the day, when it comes to pussies, there's a price to pay.

Dumbasses...

[MegaLookingatyou]

what the fuck is he on about

[MrInsaneMixer]

Honestly, if I saw him in the dark alley and he goes like 'I'm gonna eat your children!'; I'd shit my pants.

[WMGsuck]

I wanna eat your children

[dassnarmean]

Shortest book in the world --- Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette

[whiteynator]

wow... how many horses does he still have in his stable? 2 and a half?

[jasonedigby]

He wants to eat my children?

Tell me that wasn't what I heard. Please.

[petelabeat]

@jasonedigby You heard right. A famous, or should I say infamous Mike Tyson quote.

[jasonedigby]

@petelabeat Genius. Just love how utterly crazy he is. He will always be remembered for biting Evander Holyfield's ear off, but now, I think this takes the No1 spot. Can we get a transcript of the rest of the "rap" ? Maybe there are some other gems in there

[petelabeat]

@jasonedigby Haha! Maybe. I found it pretty hard to understand. Here, watch this. The whole rant that "gave birth" to the eat your children quote: watch?v=M4l0ZyKmeNE

[chopper0000000008]

looolz he's able to laugh with his cruel trashtalks about eating childrens xD

[Froggatt]

How can this simpleton be on TV? This dumb nigger is dead to me and a has been.

[3pppz]

to many blows to the head?

[GlennSpeed50]

at the end there i thought it was going to launch into someting by Lil Jon YEA YEA!

[ShawnWayan]

you mad bro

[Shazzamnwithoutus]

the coat is either on or off k?!

[MultiHostage]

charlie sheen your still the man

[dave8594]

SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!

[brokentapedeck]

that was damn funny hahahahahahaha

[ZimmyHax]

Mike Tyson WINNING!

[swsws7]

charlie, dont be a douche..... you know what was gonna happen when you agreed for the roast... be a sport,...besides ... Mike ty likes you...

[singhbenny]

shows what long term problems that punches to the head can do a guy.

[TheCando911]

i can't tell if he's saying "I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!" or "I WANNA EAT YOUR CHILDREN!"...amy schumer was right (not that many of us will care to admit it), he needs an interpreter 24/7.

[HOLIDAY112]

@TheCando911 The reference to wanting to eat children is him mocking himself since he said that publicly before one of his fights (against Holyfield or Lewis can't remember which) and he got a lot of shit for it 

[TTehRetro]

He will bite off his ear!

[bobbbyapples322]

is charlie sheen really the one on crack? or is it really mike tyson?

[reesetobabenVIDEOS]

You may only tame the Mike Tyson by feeding him an EAR

[Jontreao]

I didn't have any problems understanding even tho english isn't even my first language.

[grifballa]

@Jontreao I'm not sure the language he's speaking counts as english

[RigidPenis]

Double you tea eff !

[kamyou70]

"hes beaten every opponent hes gone up against except the letter S"

[voodoodanny]

@kamyou70 and Lennox Lewis...

[Doyalwcheese]

im a constant comment in the back of your head saying be free....

[Doyalwcheese]

you want internet, well i bring you me

[Doyalwcheese]

Ill tell you what he's saying.... take the drugs you choose.. i doyle hickman am the greatest poet alive, i am... you have to realize that you are too... so that said, choose some good drugs wise man, so the kids aren't scared of you NOW, not later when you get better... don't you see, some drugs are good and some are bad and the goal is good.. not bad.. good being survival, not some cosmic concept of what good should be..

[Batholemeu]

i can see clearly now :D:D:D:D:D:D so glad to be apart of this world

[hperez19]

@tratorta only says the n word in his momma's basement

[MrAnderson1985]

I am soo happy, where's allen?

[tratorta]

Typical nigger, what's there not to understand?

[TulgaL]

Reminds me of A black man,

[natedogg1088]

Holleyfield Deserved it ^^ he was throwing headbutts that whole fight

[dodamdan22122]

watch?v=m4MKvETm900

[MrTheskaterboy5]

mike tyson has overcome every enemiy but the letter s

[BigBitchesCarHouse]

DA PHFUSSY

[TheNine6]

I had no issues understanding

[IanAwes0me]

@TheNine6 You guys must be talking on the same reduced level.

[parkouras93]

@TheNine6 the point is the content. Most of us understand what he says but most of the things he say are straight up stupid

[FierceIcePaladin]

He has an ear in his mouth,

[natedogg1088]

@FierceIcePaladin Hollyfield Deserved it ^^ he was throwin headbutts that whole fight

[Oceanlab2010]

i think hes on something not he should be on :P

[BHDread]

IIT WAS FUACKIN FUNNY!!! LOLOLOLOL

[melda999]

im glad we have subtitles in holland

[Mralmostmillionare]

Mike Tyson talks like a bitch! Looks like he started taking steroids BEFORE he hit puberty!

[ctraiNswagga]

BIG PROTUDING BALLS, HES GONNA BUST YO STOOL MAN

[checkme1992]

i dont know who was roasted more.. charlie sheen or all of the morons trying to roast him?

[Jinxx9419]

Tyson says "Hey Charlie Sheen that prostitute is a fucking guy man, he got big protrudent balls and gonna bust your stool man."

[russomorrissey]

I will tell you a joke:

Mike Tyson.

That was my joke.

[FullyRed]

@russomorrissey pretty fuckin gay joke

[JacksonXxXWaWa]

America the dumbest country in the world

[mrjonhou]

@JacksonXxXWaWa America isn't a country though.

[InfiniteKingpin]

@mrjonhou you sure about that...?

[mrjonhou]

@InfiniteKingpin Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?

[Gabe7King8ofrnr10]

Only Charlie could take it like a man and smile.

[grimbomufc09]

ILL FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME FAGGOT

[Mateo151]

did she really say that ?! i mean he's slipping, but he was a boxer... bitch, his mind is fading

[jordanmorris93]

I'm guessin' there are a lot of people that aren't big Tyson fans and don't know of his famous ranting speech interview.

[midniteblue716]

did anyone else notice he had a hard time buttoning his jacket. its not in this video but if you watch the roast he tries to button it like 10 times. maybe thats why he wants to eat children.

[michaelyouth]

@midniteblue716.... It's not so hard buttoning your jacket. He was nervous, trying to give himself a stand.

[SIRTURF]

I bet mike could could knock any of you good yt folks the fuck out!!! And have sexual relations while you film it lol!!! But really wtf is he doing there in the 1st place smh...

[streethustla24]

why is mike on here lol

[ThePTank]

watch the whole thing at watch?v=15lKSZjK5Ks

[niche223]

The part where he begins to "ramble" is a self-deprecating joke on a post-fight speech he gave. I thought he was great.

[sk337sHoot3r]

@drizzy809 Mike Tyson is gonna eat your children

[lomeloft]

have you never heard him say my style is impetuous..my defense is impeccable

[fulocje]

I wouldnt roast mike. I still wanna have ears you know.

[2291chainsaw]

Well you know, i've written many verses in my secret garden and now i'd like to share them with a few of you here today. I'm the greatest poet alive! I'm the greatest wordsmith ever! Hey Charlie Sheen that prostitute was a fucking guy man he got big protruding balls, hes going to bust your stool man. My verses are impetuous, my rhymes are impregnable, i want eat your children. It follows at the night, follows the day and when it comes to pussy there's a price to pay.

[NostalgiaMayhem]

Ok i thought i would never see Seriously What The Fuck is Mike Tyson saying

[01PERKSY011]

he sed i want to eat your children

[CoffeeFoxi]

Mike Tyson is the new Wesley Willis

[wlman303]

"i'm going to eat your children" - truly the quote of the ages.

[FreedomForHale]

Fuck that pedophillic islamic fool

[northwestlondon1]

@FreedomForHale can i sodomise your mother infront of you like i did the whore last night

[hiiamshrek]

if follows that.. the... night follows the day,

when it comes to pussy there is a price to pay

wow...he is a genius man. LOL

[wellybootsteve]

Best part of that video - ALLL ABOOOOOAAAARRRRDDDD!!!!!! HAHA

[MultiCopout]

Um he smokes crack and got hit 10,000 times in the head of course he is fucked up, he is a nig-nog crack swindler!

WHITE POWER

[peksful]

@MultiCopout mike tyson would fuck you and your white power bitches up!

[itzmemaddy03]

???

[crustytowel]

i gots dis... well you know iv written many versus in my secret garden and now id like to share it with a few of you here today. IM THE GREATEST POET ALIVE IM THE GREATEST WORDSMITH EVER. EH CHARLIE SHEEN I BROUGHT YOU THE FUCKING GUY MAN YALL GOT BIG RECRUITING BALLS HE GON BUST YO STOOL MAN. MY VERSUS ARE IMPETUOUS MY RHYMES ARE IMPREGNUABLE. I WANN EAT YO CHILDREN. it follows at the night follows the day and when it comes to pussy theres a price to pay.

Im mikes underpaid interpreter

[PROTOCON85]

@oaxaca911 He was saying fuck really 'loud and ghetto' while you were in diapers sucking on yer mamas hairy hit. He is cool cause he's an ex champion of the world and you're just a cunt on youtube. You wouldn't last two minutes in his world you bitch!

[RobCardIV]

even mike tyson makes that old retard look fail.

[pat4281]

hahaha...Perfect.....Mike Tyson roasting Charlie Sheen

[uNiQuEhalopyp]

You may not be able to understand him but once he throws a haymaker you'll understand everything.....Once you awake from a coma.

[SmegmaPartay]

obviously nobody has seen tysons infamous rant that this plays off of....

[ThunderX19]

lol he kept talking through the whole roast even when he wasnt roasting charlie yet

[s7w2a]

ybybyybyby

[s7w2a]

ybyby

[shappooppi]

all i got was "i'm gonna eat your children." the rest was babble

[iamreal2010]

Mike Tyson is wonderful to watch. I love all of his comments from the WTF did he just say to the calm and rationally serious "Man judge your actions, God judge your heart". And I do believe he has a fabulous heart indeed.

[PHuckDACows]

if you dont know about mike tysons interviews then of course nothing he said made sense.

[Monscent]

Rofl @ you all who dont get what this is a reference to.

[187nydala]

HAHAHAHA WTF

[ElectrumShiv]

He sounds like a Thai lady boy...

[Sneakytoke]

lol i know i was like wtf is Mike Tyson doing here when i seen that

[Superangrybush]

He was clearly drubk before this show

[SuperCukierKostka]

xd

[GamingSho]

the part where he tried saying "so see seth" was hilarious

[Mindnap]

I want to bite your ear!

[MALIRIPPA]

Great roast but tyson was akward whole way trough

[SEALTEAM7bm]

@MALIRIPPA your crazy...he was great!!!!!!!!!!!1

[JohnMacFarTV]

I'll give it a shot.

"well you know, i've written many verses in my secret garden, and now i'd like to share them with a few of you here today

I'M THE GREATEST POET ALIVE! I'M THE GREATEST WORDSMITH EVER!

HEY CHARLIE SHEEN I BROUGHT YOU THE FUCKIN GUY HE GOT A BIG PERTRU-"

screw it.

[makpak]

theres another mike tyson i've NEVER, and i mean NEVER seen before. this guy is fucked.... and i love him forever! he the man!

[Steven1992ization]

Did he serious?

[removecopyrights]

WATCH ROAST OF CHARLIE SHEEN ON MY CHANNEL PART 1-6

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[PirateEyepatch]

Mike Tyson is at this roast and where is Lennox Lewis? Lennox WHO? LOL.

[CapitalBhoy78]

@PirateEyepatch A better boxer than Mike ever was. Mike's a legend don't get me wrong but vastly over-rated when it comes to boxing because he was a psycho, that's all.

[Vladic89]

how did you guys not understand him... must be retarded. Mike is a legend.

[PirateEyepatch]

@Vladic89 Yes, they are retarded and also on the "mike eats ears and eats your children" bandwagon. Idiots. Best just to ignore them.

[wgeorgiou]

If u actually watched the roast Tyson had a very clever joke about Seth.. Top quality shit.

[bigbadbruins1]

hES A NIGGER.

[PirateEyepatch]

@bigbadbruins1 So's your father. What's the point?

[jaynoureddin14]

"im gonna eat ur children" dont u mean eat our ears?

[PirateEyepatch]

@jaynoureddin14 that ear joke got old about twenty years ago. Really.

[jaynoureddin14]

@PirateEyepatch sure it did 

[ontherocks89]

CRIIINGE!!! he roasted himself so bad! He was wasted and probably on a lot of pills...I have a feeling he's gonna end up like Jacko. Hopefully not!

[ibrarmfaiz]

Roast of Mike Tyson

That would not end well...everyone with 1 ear and a black eye at the end of the night...id pay to see that

[Superchrisyay]

Yeah shut your jibba jabber (MR t still beats you FOOL)

[viga1989]

do he lisp`??

[Cimmantti]

You can't understand him because he has a human ear in his mouth...

[DyerMakerAur]

@Cimmantti oh my god! that made me laugh so fucking hard!

[BullethappyJ]

@Cimmantti nope, you cant understand him because he's high as a kite, like everyone else was that night because it was charlie sheen's roast :D lol.

[TheDruganaut]

For everyone who doesn't know:

this whole "my verses are impregnable, i wanna eat his children" stuff is an allusion to a famous quote of Tyson regarding his upcoming fight against Lennox Lewis.

[2kjoakin]

Tyson rules, cocaine adict, world youngest champ, now saying bullshit !! yeahhh !!

[DJRoadkill18seven]

he wasnt funny at all in that roast

[911sanitarium]

@DJRoadkill18seven what the fuck are you talking about mike is the man he was fucking hilarious

[ZWorldTV]

If u wanna know why he did this press 7!

[perodruser]

When it comes to "puffy"!!

[RaisuliLordoftheRiff]

Press 3 for ULTIMATE yo-yoing.

[bladelivingston]

If you press a bunch of random numbers it sounds like a remix

8 for epicsplosion

[ltftw2]

Someone tell him the right way to button up a blazer is not by punching it.

[zugzwang33060]

I don't understand why he's allowed to walk around a free man!!! This guy is a danger to society ?!! just look at him he's a wild animal plus he is a retard with a lisp....and he had the nerve to say that he's the wolds greatest word smiffff....he's an over rated has been rapist bum!!!! next time Death penalty for sexual assault

[Bastiat90]

He's rich; simple as that. One rule for the rich and one rule for everybody else.

[maxdecphoenix]

@zugzwang33060 the guy writes poems and raises pidgeons in arizona now... hardly a "danger to society"

[copperkipper1]

A large percentage of people watching this video don't even follow boxing close enough to fully understand Mike Tyson. God bless the man.

[PirateEyepatch]

@copperkipper1 Yes. They just get high off of saying ear biting jokes as if it's actually funny. They need a circa '88 Tyson hammer to the face to get them out of that attitude.

[copperkipper1]

@PirateEyepatch They would get concussion and forget everything that happened in that week :|

[asskickerfoo]

@copperkipper1 they'd die, literally

[BaraSkit07]

You suck who can't understand that.

[hardcore1shuffler]

i have a lisp... it gets realy annoying sometimes, so i understand everything that mike just said.

[Truesky44]

I understood him

[911adt]

"I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN" lol

[reguartheorginal]

living legend! 

[passingpoor]

a lion is a lion for life, when he dies he dies having lived a lions life

iron mike forever and always the peoples champ.

[lauriersroses333]

@passingpoor agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eee

[minigarth]

hm i understood everything



[nevets7921]

watch his whole roast he was funny as fuck, the best roaster of the night. His Seth MacFarlane joke was the funniest of the night

[shiniritchy]

i'm gonna eat your childeren HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA wait what