iPhone love

[usbreanna11]

I'm on my iPhone right now

[thebigbangbong]

i have a B.B

[salx101]

I have an adroid and health,home,and car insurance! :-P

Ps.androids better than ios

[NeverShoutNevr10]

why do you talk like that O.O it scared me...

[AngelicWings49]

LOL.

[i13Phone]

I have a iPhone

[ilovekevinjonas2121]

I have both :-

[eliza060]

I got an iPhone too! Yay iPhone! I also have health insurance cause I live in Canada! lol.

[neulzielzeon]

I like the 'haha' at the end. :P

[lindseybrooke47]

dis is one of my favorite video of yours lke soooo totally awsome!!!!

[gracerockz15]

LOLOLOLOL i luv chrisss

[joe5634]

CHRISSSSSSSSSSSS THIS IS MY FAVOURITE (well one of them)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!! I love the "haha" at the end!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AA

[shadowknight010131]

hahaha lmao. So simple but so entertaining.

[peytonlovesyou14]

lol i love you!

[daaaaaaajess]

you seem like you have good friends. good down to earth friends.

[raquelle08]

haha iphone def makes up for not having health insurance lol

[MrlabelessVideos]

hahaha i love these outside spontanious videos, they come across as really, er, real lol P.s you could trust me chris, altho we'll never meet :-( with regard to your "trust" video- i have the same problems as you re: trusting people, it takes me a long time, and even if i have known people for years and years, im always waiting to see if they will prove me wrong, they usually do unfortunately, but those i have discovered, never really counted in my life anyways, so f**k em. -Matt Xx

[yobabe865]

lol, issues..

[HigginsLad1888]

What.

[cdwaik]

LOLOLOLOL!

I love how you say insurance the second time!!!!

[SpiritsLilSis]

i love how you say inssurance the second time <3

[SpiritsLilSis]

i love you!! XDXD

[PuffyCarly]

i love iPhone but i hate the apps, most of it i have to buy it..i want it for FREE :) haha

[alexsho4]

I watched this video from my iphone :-)

[androidktv]

well thers an app for that

health insurance lookup i mean

[RoyalEmma3CP]

LOL GET A LIFE

[lexielynn19]

yaaaaaaaaaaaay you have an iphone woohoo I wanna get me one of those........but I'm like ur friend i got health insurance...........now to get my iphone so I can be the fanciest out of us all.......lmao

[OwlMayor]

ILOVE THIS VIDEOOOO

[atractivo27]

wow ur friend doesnt like u

[indiannaaase]

i love iphone its amazing =)

[d3jembeti]

What fun :)

[VLCRJ007]

I have both, thanks to my wonderful parents =)

[heydiandra]

hahaha<3

[EmpressOfNightfall]

XD XD omg 0:06

[666slipknotrox]

Wow, because when u desperately need to go to the doctor and can't afford it and don't have health insurance an iPhone is really gonna help u. Damn ur stupid

[foolslament]

And people that have trouble spelling the two extra characters to write "you" are the sort of people I really wish would have an iPhone instead of health insurance when they desperately need to go to the doctor. :)

[BxDFTW1]

fucking freak

[Hulloification]

"He everyone! I found just found the greatest app on the iPhone! It's called the 'off button'" My friend showed me a comic strip that said that, and instantly, I pulled out my iPhone and told him not to listen to the mean, mean person =P

[smileymileyfans]

lmfao xD

he's so funny.

[CaramelAquarius27]

LMAOOOOOOO!!

[jjmanofmusic]

Chelsea make me smile!

[Yaya0Hikari0forever]

ur so awesome!

[tommybev]

Can't live without my iPhone!!!!

[PhantomCake]

I don't think i've ever laughed so much in my life! you're amazing! xx

[narutofan4life100]

ha i hav an iphone 2. they're awesome!!!!!!!

[melissaroberst2008]

HAHAHA!! i <3 you Chris!

I don't have insurance either, but damn it, I gots me an iPhone!! And I think the choice was a good one! :)

[Sasukekun19]

XDDD lol I'm getting an itouch baby c:

[JVeK0]

u just sound like a psyco sponge bob for a while XDD

but u re still great *0*

[shizzynizzy15]

IPHONES RULE!!! haha.

[keze87]

hahahaha I laughed at this so much, you very funny!

[BuckeyeSecretary]

I love this so much!

[nicolieOH]

my boyfriends job gets him health insurance. sadly, my grandma pays for mine :\

[BillySlone]

I just jailbroke mine..

=)

Blackra1n, babeee!

xD

[2fieldhockey]

eww freak. no wonder they wont give you health insurance, you are pretty screwed up.

[xXJessicaKillsXx]

go iphones!

yay

[azranchgal45]

yay Chris, right on!!!!! An Iphone is much better and smarter then stupid health insurance anyways, haha good job Chris!

[Peppsterful]

LOL! your voice here sounds hilarious! :) iphones ROCK :D!

[VivaLaLandis]

oh... I have missed the "classic crocker voice"

[KubeckDK]

I got an pink iPhone!

[KezsiPhoneHelp]

ha, cased it?

[DelectableDawn]

My iPhone's screen shattered the other day when I dropped it in Wal mart. :(

[KezsiPhoneHelp]

shudda got insurance ;)

[miekkiej]

Whahahahaha omg fucking awesome XD

[Decailen]

ahahahahahaha

[RCDeschene]

poopey

[sissiepooh]

thats was scary i had the volume up all the way

[COCONUTB00BS]

wow that was freaky....

[HappyTeeVee]

iPhones own =]

[lukngud]

Me too!!! LMAO!!!

[keithzworld]

Yay for iPhones. You should get the echofon app for twitter lol

[Clutzii]

LMFAO! Chris! You're SOOO great, for god sakes, don't let ANYONE, not even some stupid retarded fat fuck, thats sits at home all day bitching about everything on youtube because his life is so pathetic, tell you any different.

[jamester420]

wow, internet is taking over from tv, is it?

[KJizza]

haha this is funny. well keep up the good work!

[kaitkabloom]

Because an iPhone is more important than having health insurance.. it probably is, to you. dumbass.

[Pwnedkthxbai]

Dude, calm down. This is a joke.

[ScouseSkidz]

Hahaa your hilarious :') <3

[o0msbarrera0o]

I love this video! Hilarious!

[LuLuhide]

hahahaha!!! super ))))))))

[MONKEYCATCHER]

I love watching this :]

hahaha at the end at 29 secs

hilarious!

<3

ChrisCrockerFansOnly

[Xauren]

I loveeeeeeeeee you.

[iloveblondy]

that dirty ass look was so funny!

[bbinmojave]

please kill your self...now

[AllAboutSingingGood]

you're the perfect model for a dismal future..

[Itsonlynatural123]

that was.... disturbing. Are you on drugs?

[modernheiress]

the USA is one of the few countries where there's no free health care. yet somehow it's one of the most developed. ^o)

[sexymusicallover92]

that was kind of disturbing

[2blueyez1]

You need it to cover your huge shrink bill....

[JoeM2000]

OMG I cracked up!!!

[littleurchin28]

Been there, done that. Good choice! just don't get sick!

[elementohsix]

the laugh you did before the video ended was so funny :)

[xxsamzmexx]

That's annoying when you do that voice but the face you gave her at the end cracked me up :L. x

[oxauna]

I'd rather have an Iphone.

[SuppSidekick]

ily !

[itsdaniyeaa]

i have a iphone :)

[marksandman08]

i pity the fool that would rather have a piece of technology than health insurance... :)

[misssLA]

haha your funny as!

love you:)

[ChemicalGlitter]

lmao...i think most people are like that too chris xD

love 0:29

[tremer88]

thats a taurus wagon

[Treefrogs2]

what a freak. beg your dad to shoot you

[Dedokai32]

for a minute i bought the whole crazed redneck thing lol

[FunnyThings1234]

you are the craziest mother fucker I have ever seen....

but I kinda' love it....

haha:)

[MrPunisher1983]

what a pointless blonde woman

[JokeRtheJakeR]

Type in - JakeRs HI SPEED Chase with the LAW. It's the funnest shit out on YOU TUBE so far

[AnnaNolan]

HAHAHA LOVE YOUR FACE @ 0.29

[stratocastermaster2]

im confused by the video

[kinglinkmysterio]

why dont u stick with a man voice

[437442]

soooo gay

[llamasrock2]

Thanks to the NHS we can have both in England yayy NHS =]...and boo to arsehole conservative politicians who bash it =[ shame on them

[LaurelCountyGirl]

haha chris ur funny :P) love ya!

[phenmas]

This is scary because Chris's friend Chelsea looks alot like my friend chelsea

[drakeyomama]

0:06 Chris And Her Dad Doing It

[ninjacobra]

you crazy bitch...

[ervin2]

Women aren't funny, and this guy is doing a good job so far in that category.

[RawringBean]

And you're an idiot.

[TheHollowFace]

And you re a fag

[RawringBean]

cute

[ervin2]

And you are not.

[RawringBean]

lol.

[ucantmakeme]

If you pause this on nine seconds it looks hilarious to me.

[ahmadsk8]

please Die and go to hell

[OneAndOnlyChode]

i think he is sooo creepy please i would like to see how u relly look sooo please cut it and be a boy

[CookieSherbert]

Thank God for NHS! Love ya Chris :) xxx

[EmilyandNikki]

lol you and chelsea. :-p <3

love you guys

[goldensunproductions]

please die

[jgmc101]

pmsl @ "you sir, are a cunt...."

Quality opening to a quality rant!!

[odkfn]

You sir, are a cunt. You are literally famous for being a crying, flamboyant prick! You dont annoyme as much as the fact that you have fans annoys me. I dont know why anyone would aspire to be you, id rather be dead than be famous for being an idiot. P.s im not homophobic etc etc.

[Amelia703]

this vid was uploaded on my bday :) lol.

[Mreestry]

who needs health insurence? :'D

[TheJASstudios]

is it a guy or girl. im confused

[JrMuffin163]

physically a guy, but mental a girl..transgendered, idk how else to put it :P

[ValerioA777]

the world needs more people like mike strutter not chris crocker !!

[0Xx0GaBbY0xX0]

lmfao

i just love chris

[thatssoraven17]

you looked really jelous there lol

[Ginga2k800]

fuck you all bad comments people she is a legaend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JSanders1234]

Its a dude....

[zeronour]

I think chris is a guy....

[TheMJLoverxx]

My Dad Has An iPhone ... Tha Latest One He UpGrades Every Year ... You Dont See Him Jumping Like a Kid Hu Just Lost His 1st Tooth .. Still Wats Tha Point Of Tha Video ?

[KellyMRWeymer]

I love you.

[edgararuiz78]

iPhone!!!! Hell YEah!!!!! Hahahahaha

[cuptow555]

LMFAO!!!!!

[missashley327]

lmao i love that look you give her at the end

[ph1lp0tt0]

You are a fucking weirdo! This world doesn't need weird people like you! Go away!

[cuptow555]

@ph1lp0tt0 FUCK YOU! The world needs MORE people like Chris!!! It would be a MUCH more amusing and less boring place to live. And WEIRD is a positive term IMO... Who wants to be NORMAL anyways?!

[ph1lp0tt0]

@cuptow55 Haha...Ok you live in your little fairy world! If everyone was like that, what state would the world be in? I have a sense of humour btw! But this is fucking ridiculous! I don't like stupidity! Which is what chris crocker is! A stupid fucking puff! So fuck off

[JSanders1234]

And a more gay place to live.....

[carlo0210]

and the point is......?

[SkaZiiKx]

wow 30 million ppl have a iPhone, your not special -_-

[Donserz]

WTF LMFAO. You're One Mother Fuckin' Freak!

[kiahcoud]

this video was so fuckin weird it is unbelieveable

[TheHumanXwreckage]

Not trying to be really thick but what is this guy actually "famous" for? Aside from being part of the majority with an Iphone and no health insurance

[PsychoGirlHere]

The 'Leave Britney Alone' video. He's grown up since then though and become allot more mature.

[TPOTOishere]

the money u get off here u could prob use towards health insurance

[HannahPatt92]

*ADVISE*

with this many haters chris.. maybe you shud get health insurance ;)

[batelemoskater]

hahahahhahha! lol thats a good point 4 ppl like tht. ev seen many XD

[CHEVINATOR1]

great...now im probly gona have nightmares about this guy tonight...

[ebayporn123]

move to canada you got "health insurance" and an Iphone but who would want you in canada?

[shllaber]

wtf..this guy's craving attention like fuck, deal with ur damn issues man

[themoe85]

dont ever do that voice again omg but that voice was funny though this video was funny too lmao you funny as shit chris lol. but how you have iphone no insurance though. well you not the only one most people got phone but no insurance. it not cheap got have job for it and it hard time for people right now because jobs hard to get right now so yeah i get you on that but well at less you got a iphone though lol.

[mj030278]

have a listen to my own song all. wrote this my self. any comments are welcomed good or bad, and dont forget to SUB up all

Regards, Matt

[TheFunnyman98]

UM OK!!!!

[ArynAutopsy]

You are so fucking hilarious.

Good lord.

[iwillkamikazeyou]

i dont get why people bother wasting time to watch this video or go and click on chris crockers channel when they just hate him....you guys need a life...you must be hella bored.

[BosseDK]

Well, you took your sweet time to watch him too, otherwise you wouldent be able to write here, would you!

[iwillkamikazeyou]

well i wasnt bored nor did i waste my time watching this video and i did not state that i was bored and hated this video smart one. i was stating how SOME people hate chris yet they still take the time to watch his videos and write hate comments....did you read it and not process it correctly?

[ChrisBclips]

lol at grimace at end

[hazziekazzie]

hes funny mayyyn! (:

[xkil3x]

you are an attention seeking fuckwit who should just fuck off and die noone wants to listen to your crap. all the people who like this faggot have about as much intelligence this attention whore. now go off yourself before you make this world more fucked up than it already is. if i saw this faggot on the street i would fucking chop his small penis off to show him what its like really being a chick. FUCK YOU CHRIS CROCKER!

[MrAzza4]

oh, i could not agree more. amen, keep up the good work. FUCK YOU CHRIS CROCKER!

[hollywoodashley]

his voice is so annoying in this video. i swear he does this just to get fucking attention...

[rodydoo12]

HAhahahaha. iphone pwns health insurance :)

[fingerpickups]

back to the trailer park

[ameenescence]

It's okat Chris, I don't have it either :[

[OneJumpFromEden]

wow that's a fabulously creepy

[lovebasil]

Gosh I hope things go smoothly for you then. If I didn't have health insurance I would be fucked cause of all my health problems. Don't get into a weird accident or anything! D:

[thanhpluv]

I had one too lol

[navygirl20091]

Sucks for you! So glad I joined the Navy they give me 100% medical coverage. So I could go get prego and deliver the baby and take the baby to all it's check ups for free! I also get to take care of any of my health crap for free. The military is great! Seriously! I could not have job that doesn't have great health insurance that's too risky.