I'm Smart!

[JaegerZelig]

I know some folks whose academic results are average but when it comes to shopping, they are like human calculators haha.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@JaegerZelig Hahah! Tell me about it!

[JaegerZelig]

@Mickeyelliottblog To cut the long story short, my shopaholic friend managed to calculate the final price of a pair of sneakers, which cost about $92 after the 15% discount in a split second (literally). I said, "I thought you are not good at math." and she replied, "Em.. This is shopping, not math class dear" It had me laughing so hard. I believe she's an Einstein in disguise lol.

[kortnieisindahouse12]

haha i want a dvd too :p

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@kortnieisindahouse12 On the house for you! :)

[ilikecookies31]

I don't care about GPAs, I just want to buy your porn DVD :)

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@ilikecookies31 I'll give it to you for free! It'll give you nightmares for life

[TheEpictriocp]

@Mickeyelliotblog Lol I'm in my first semester!!!! I always do my homwork,and I'm in a school that offers NO honor classes......So easy everyday classes for me XD

[TheEpictriocp]

I have a 4.3 GPA.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@TheEpictriocp Shut up! That's a perfect GPA! How is that possible??? Are you in your first semester???

[MrChristopher843]

I have A 4.25 GPA

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@MrChristopher843 HOLY CRAP!  That's INSANE! Congrats!

[MrChristopher843]

@Mickeyelliottblog Yeah It's Funny I'm Just Coming To terms With The Fact That I'm Smarter Than The Average 16 Year Old ! But, My Secret is Do All Your Work/Homework And Turn In Assignments On Time !

[MyBabyyBath]

Half of the views are prolly mine.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@MyBabyyBath LOL! I love you for that. Haha!

[Purshia18]

I have a 4.26! Which is rare because I'm black and doubly rare because I'm a girl! Heart your videos!!! :)

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Purshia18 A 4.26?!?! I didn't even know GPAs went up that high! And I think girls are smarter than boys, so don't be so hard on yourself! :)

[ampharosfan]

my GPA is 4.0 but they keep putting and - sign on it, it's so weird

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@ampharosfan I'd kill for a 4.0!

[bryanB3BO]

Haha my GPA is a 1.something lol but its almost a 2 I think haha

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@bryanB3BO Haha! Well at least you have lots of room to improve! :)

[nromk]

I showed this video to my friend because he was having some down time in school it made his day.....btw is Todd a really person?

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@nromk Thanks for showing your friend! Haha! And no, Todd is just imaginary cause I have no real friends!

[martykaver]

Hey is todd ur alter ego?

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@martykaver Indeed. I needed another actor so I invented Todd :)

[TokyoDiimond]

Ahaha that last part made me LOL !

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@TokyoDiimond ;)

[66jlopez]

1.0 holy jesus fish, im in the 8th grade and i have a 5.62

[devilsephiroth9000]

my gpa is 6.66

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@devilsephiroth9000 HAHAHA! That's soooooo impossibly good! Hahah!

[ayshika]

LOOOL!! omg mickey i have the exact same problem too xD For some reason everyone seems to get the impression that im really dumb <.<

I'M SMART!!! ..........*cough*........<.<

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@ayshika Haha!  I feel you! We're both jeniuses deep down

[ayshika]

@Mickeyelliottblog

lol! xD

Yeaahhh we're jeniuses <.< haha xD

[swt1a1]

Mickey, you our the smarterest guy I's no! Dunt lett theme Kall yu stoopid!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@swt1a1 Haha! If I'm the smartest person you know, you must not have many smart friends! lol!

[xclosingtimex]

lol i have a 3.250 gpa.. D':

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@xclosingtimex That's pretty freakin awesome!

[fReAkYbEaStT]

LOL!!! soo funNy:D hahaaa:D

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@fReAkYbEaStT love you!

[Thee1KidChaos]

Totally Classic!!! The "buy my porn DVD" line nearly caused liquids to project from my body... almost needed a napkin & Depends... Totally caught me off guard. Hilarious & very well done! Please keep these coming.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Thee1KidChaos Haha!!! I WISH I was good enough for porn! ;)

[Thee1KidChaos]

@Mickeyelliottblog, babe, um, if Ron Jeremy can do porn.... we all have a shot. lol.

[justanote7]

Yeah I agree with stopjehbahl ... I'd by your porn video, not for the pictures of course, but just because I'm sure I'd like the articles. N yup, Asians r smrter then everbody else un da planet. I  wish i was Asiain insted of Engrush! ;)

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@justanote7 HAHAHA at ENGRUSH! Love it!

[SuPerNanCyXD]

almost a gpa of 1.0 lmao

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@SuPerNanCyXD Just almost! ;)

[troybrad]

smarter-er LOL

omg, your classroom looks exactly like your kitchen!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@troybrad Smarter-er indeed!!  :)

[loveandHappiness06]

Your pretty Funny!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@loveandHappiness06 You're pretty awesome! :)

[DrewnessEightyEight]

Friggin' Walmart! Their DVD sales.

2 FOR $10!! Except it's really just 1 for $5 -_-

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@DrewnessEightyEight HAHAH! That is SOOO true! I usually fall for those and end up buying 2 DVDs.

[DrewnessEightyEight]

@Mickeyelliottblog Tell me about it.. Oooohhh it happens to the best of us!

[stopjehbahl]

ok these people are total horndogs.. mickey i would totally buy your porn video for the sake of its artistic value and nothing else.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@stopjehbahl It's so refreshing to hear that! Porn is extremely artistic. I like to consider myself an artist.  Thank you for noticing ;)

[ChazRI63]

lol you don't have to quit school...

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@ChazRI63 You're right. I can do porn and go to school at the same time...

[TheBlueStarBaby]

Well, i have a first in Architectural Archaeology. Does that make me smart? lol :p

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@TheBlueStarBaby A first in ANYTHING makes you smart!!  That's amazing!

[ChazRI63]

Porn vid, I would so buy that! lol I think your mom and dad would kick your ass if you didnt do well in school.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@ChazRI63 Hahah! I'm sure my parents would be so proud if I told them I was quitting school to make porn... however, maybe they wouldn't mind so much if I was good at it...

[BlueSuki]

LOL I would totally get your porn DVD LOL ....

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@BlueSuki I love the support! I'll be releasing them in any trashy shop that'll carry them! ;)

[eskha1]

You make me laugh

[eskha1]

You make me laugh!



[Mickeyelliottblog]

@eskha1 You make me smile! :)

[ATFierce]

My GPA in college doesn't count because I messed up on purpose. My GPA in HS was a 3.63. (=

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@ATFierce WOW! 3.63! Now that's FIERCE ;)

[kosmonaut5]

thumbs up for smarterer people

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@kosmonaut5 Smarterer people like me get far in life ;)

[MrYishay24]

@Mickeyelliottblog I just suck up to most of my teachers and do a lot of STUDYING :/

[ericteddycartman]

I LOVE your new haircut! You look great!!!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@ericteddycartman I'm glad you noticed the haircut! I'm not crazy about it but I'm happy you like it :)

[jonlusby]

Great videos Mickey :)

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@jonlusby Thanks jonlusby!!!! I'm glad you like them!

[hugovsky5]

I love your videos! hahah ^^

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@hugovsky5 I love you!!!

[camoxb]

soo umm.. where do i get the dvd

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@camoxb You can find the DVD at any local trashy porn shop. Right next to the discounted crap. :)

[twasw1385]

im failing math! with a 34!!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@twasw1385 34%?!?!?!? Holy moly! Reverse the digits and you'd still be failing!! Try sleeping with your teacher. Works like a charm.

[PoeticPoppa]

Mickey I love you, end of story

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@PoeticPoppa Long time no talk mister!

[PoeticPoppa]

@Mickeyelliottblog I know I was beginning to suffer withdrawals. You should Skype me sometime, my screen name is the same as my YouTube user name.

[tenddyson]

I am really smart. But sometimes I have to act dumb because I am afraid of being weird.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@tenddyson That's probably when you hang around people like me. Hahaha! Dumb yourself down to be polite! lol! ;)

[aikidrake1985]

normally ppl who say tht they are done are far from it :P

does this comment merit at least the cover of your porn vid? lolz

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@aikidrake1985 You can have the porn vid and me! 2 for 1 deal!

[aikidrake1985]

@Mickeyelliottblog whoots! that is such an attractive offer! how can i ever turn it down? *winks*

[KealiaGirlyGirl]

haha fricken Mickey! You are so brilliant! and your oober smart too! I totally think that there are different types of smart though like you know... you can be book smart, boy smart, street smart, etc. But lets get real the only two that's gonna get you anywhere is being boy smart and shopper smart. Haha just kidding... kinda not really. My GPA is like 3. something though. :p

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@KealiaGirlyGirl Any GPA above a 3.0 is stellar in my book! And you're so right about shopper smarts! THat's one useful skill!!

[carlyonv]

Math was not my best subject either. Another good video, Mickey!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@carlyonv Merci!! Who likes math right?

[Sugarandsweet]

I hate math. Math is dumb. LOL Of course I only dislike it because I suck at it. Especially when they added letters...I mean come on. Letters are for English NOT Math. Idiots.

I don't even know what my grade point average is...I took me like twenty years to figure out what GPA stood for. XD

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Sugarandsweet HAHA! "Letters are for English NOT Math" - Gold!!

[tabloidjunk]

if i admitted to you that i don't eve know what a GPA is, would that automatically make me dumber than everyone else? lol

Oh, and nice nipples ;)

TJ

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@tabloidjunk Hahaha!! GPA = Grade Point Average. Maybe they don't have them everywhere so you're not dumb!! :) And thanks for the nice nipple comment!! :)

[ericteddycartman]

I would buy your porn DVD...full price! I love your sexy haircut...so cute!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@ericteddycartman I'm glad you noticed my haircut! Do you like it? I'm not crazy about it

[122Chewbacca]

First time u hanged up on josh :O

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@122Chewbacca Indeed! You're very observant!

[RenegadeRaver]

my GPA is low enough for my school to dismiss me even if i get an A in the next class I take LMAO...yeah, im not the best student...

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@RenegadeRaver haha! I think we had this conversation once before!

[MrTyBaloo]

Oh boy xD I'm such a dumbass too! You know that! i'm not asian so no need to try ;) hahaha

And worst of all, I can't even do any porn video ^^ i'm not even good looking or well hu.. :p hahaha but who cares?! 0:-p

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@MrTyBaloo Oh please Ty! I'm sure you're not a dumbass! ;)

[rygurl]

i am the SAME way with math. People come into my work place all the time and are like, "what's 30% off this price?" and i'm like... "uhh..... i'll go get a calculator" and take forever to get one. i mean jeez, what do i look like, a walking mathbook?

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@rygurl Hahah! Poor you! 30% is a hard calculation to do in anyone's head!!  Thank god for calculators!

[Jagamp]

Just one thing to say. Where can I buy it! LOL :D

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Jagamp lol! You can buy it at your local porn shop but probably just the really shitty ones...

[softballluver90]

gpa 2.9 baby!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@softballluver90 Good for you! I'd say that's a nice GPA! And if you're in a hard major, that's even better!

[softballluver90]

@Mickeyelliottblog actually im in 8th grade but thanks hahah!!!!!

[RainbowSpiceGirl]

My GPA was a 3.9 in school ... I was a total nerd. XD lol

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@RainbowSpiceGirl I wish I could be as smart as you!!

[RainbowSpiceGirl]

@Mickeyelliottblog Lol Thanks hun.

[chefstereo]

GPA is only good matched up with a good work experience, .....

oh and dont forget being hot will help you get there and being ugly will keep you from going there...

if you dont like it, then u must be U.G.L.Y you ain't go no alliby you ugly, hey hey, you ugly.....

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@chefstereo Oh em gee!! I LOVE THAT SONGG!!! I used to sing that all the time!! U.G.L.Y!!! But you're right about the work experience! Luckily, I have tons of stripping experience...

[chefstereo]

@Mickeyelliottblog hey hey... think about, taking your style.., your best outfits and doing a VID about it, your personal homemade cat walk fashion show... Let is stir in your mind.. Hope you make it happen!!!!!

[NicklyFraggle]

You're way more smarterer than any other YouTuber!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@NicklyFraggle Haha! I know right! I'm like a genieus . That's how you spell it right?

[NicklyFraggle]

@Mickeyelliottblog Totally!

[NewArtica82]

If you made a porn. People would watch it lol:) haha amazing video again.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@NewArtica82 Thanks for the comment! Do you think I could charge for the porn?? ;)

[MrYishay24]

Wow. I'm watching the same video as other people that just want your DVD. My GPA unweighted is 4.0 and weighted is a 4.125

:P

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@MrYishay24 Holy crap!! You have a 4.0 GPA!?!?!?!!? I'm sooooo jealous!! I don't understand how people like you do it!

[bmelin]

you know when you look so cute the gay world would like to help you out anyway because you're so cute

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@bmelin Aww!  You're too nice ;)

[bmelin]

@Mickeyelliottblog I am just glad you post such fun vids for everyone's enjoyment - keep connecting with your fan base as you continue to grow!

[chrishansenhome]

I thought I was really smart in high school,and I did really well. When I got to university I discovered alcohol (this is long long ago when the NY drinking age was 18) and I graduated, but without much distinction, especially after the semester where I never went to class at all. I'm sure you're smart as a whip. How much was that DVD again??

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@chrishansenhome Haha! I can totally relate to your feeling smart in high school and then getting a harsh reality shock in University! It's like that for most people. And as for the DVD, you can have a free copy! ;)

[chrishansenhome]

@Mickeyelliottblog Ooooo! I can hardly wait! Thanks! ;-)

[DEATUNKNOWN]

Let me summarize... you´re smart, funny, definitely good looking and you have a very sexy voice. Unfortunately there is a whole ocean between us. Otherwise I would ask you for a date.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@DEATUNKNOWN That is so nice of you!! Unfortunately, I think you have overrated me. I'm quite ordinary, in fact, maybe even a little sub par. But I would date you in a heartbeat!

[kneelworship]

Mickey, when I went to school they didn't even have GPAs, and I went to an art school anyway. All the porn was naked guys wearing fake glasses and noses with their socks and shoes on........!!! But I'd love to teach you a thing or two, or three, or..........

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@kneelworship Haha! I wish I went to your school!!!

[SJeeShow]

You got it wrong ! Shoulder is the bone right under your eyes...i guess..

Do you do BUY4BUY about your first porn dvd ? 'Cause I've got 20 of mine that I can't get rid of.

Oh, and I'm smarter-er than all my friends =D !

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@SJeeShow Hahaah!! We should trade porn videos!

[coollikeyodais]

Where can I buy the DVD? or you? Whichevers cheaper <3

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@coollikeyodais I'm cheaper than the DVD  ;)

[Wit]

Mickey you can strip half way for me for me for a dollar. If you strip ALL the way for me I'll give you a dollar ;D

My kinda math - all you need for an education is the right kinda *ahem* motivation hahah

I might have to put that in practice since I'm going back to school. ; )

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Wit WOW!!  A whole dollar?? All for me? I'll do whatever you want ;)

[cireoak]

LOL I've noticed that you can't resist taking your shirt off every video.

And aha, I'm also an exception to the Asian stereotype. I hate math and science, with intense passion. INTENSE PASSIONATE HATRED.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@cireoak I'm glad you noticed that I like to strip in every video. I'm a cheap whore ;)

[Zencba]

I'll buy the DVD for 1 dollla!

You should make your vids atleast 5 mins xD

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Zencba I'll sell it to you for that $1!!  And 5 mins of me, you'll be sick!

[Zencba]

@Mickeyelliottblog Wait its Solo?? No thanking you, me don't like solos. Unless its inperson ;P

[ScabbyJill]

Whats GPA? I don't think we have that in England x

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@ScabbyJill You guys don't have GPAs?? Grade Point Average????

[ScabbyJill]

@Mickeyelliottblog no never heard of it...x

[cardiac1100]

You always bring a smile to my face, Mickey--and sometimes involuntary physical reactions as well :). Don't tell me you are an exception to the Asian stereotype of math genius?? It doesn't matter; you're seriously attractive!!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@cardiac1100 Haha! I love you! I'm a disgrace to asians all over cause I suck at math...

[keibichan]

I'm definitely smarter than all of my friends. I mean, with a 2.7, that's way closer to being #1 than a 4.0. . . right?

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@keibichan HAHAHA! This comment is so clever!! I love it!! 2.7 IS in fact closer to 1! Good for you!

[AlcubierreWarp]

lol. I'd be happy to tutor you sometime. ;)

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@AlcubierreWarp I'll keep that in mind Tom ;)

[itsCARLDOUGLAS]

My GPA is errm... 0.0 and a half,LOL. I loved the two for $50 hahha. Take care mate.x

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@itsCARLDOUGLAS Haha! 0.0 and a half!! That's a killer GPA! I bet that'll take you far in life ;)

[jorgehoty]

can i have tods number

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@jorgehoty Todd won't even give me his number!! But he just might give it to you ;)

[CuddleBunE]

I suck at math!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@CuddleBunE Join the club. But I'm asian so I'm a disgrace...

[cocoisabean]

Glad i subscribed to your channel.

I'm always smiling when i watch a video of yours.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@cocoisabean I'm MORE glad you subscribed! I make the vids for people like you! xoxo

[Jhill153015]

Well, I don't have a GPA anymore. But, when I graduated I think it was 3.8something. Oh, and on the Major Fields Test my school used to evaluate its programs, I scored in the top 5% of students from participating colleges and universities. lol

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Jhill153015 WOW!! 3.8! You must have been on the Dean's list !! That's AMAZING!

[jakssk]

i think you make really good videos.. :)

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@jakssk That's really nice of you to say! Thank you!

[rawrdannylion]

:D

That was hilarious. xD

Especially the porn video xD

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@rawrdannylion Haha, what's a video without some soft porn? ;)

[jingram18]

I'm to old to have a gpa. I have a friend who use to eat smarties every day to help him get smarter. They didn't help.

[Pundit2k]

@jingram18 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!