Mario Kart 7 Review

[TheSonicfan1994]

Curse that Nintendo. Yet we'll keep playing it despite this. XD

[SkieBluFox]

Well, at least it's not Waluigi. Everybody's cheating but him.

[BanjoSonic]

It's not a Mario Kart game without the cheating AI!

[69Kambash64]

'all the computers CHEAT.'

I know that feel bro. M. Bison is a CHEATING CHEATER WHO CHEATS. MY SONIC HURRICANCE SHOULD RIPS HIS ANUS TO SHREDS AND YET HE KEEPS BLOCKING IT. HOW?

[stoopdapoop]

you have girl fingers.

[hitman3106]

I always hated Toad. That little Mushroom Midget.

[ElmntNinja]

@hitman3106 You'll hate him more in Mario kart 64. It's like he eats himself just to gain all the boost and win 1st place.

[lowlife43]

Still don't like how Dry Bones was booted out in favor of the Queen Bee.

[towndrunk23]

No Waluigi?

NOT WORTH PLAYING

[xBanny9x]

Toad has a maintained level of swag

[DMsStuff]

for me its that asshole yoshi, he always gets the highest score next to me ALWAYS and it really screws me over if i dont get 1st place every race

[D3YD]

SPOILER

[IFM2002]

Cut yo fingernails

[irishtrash15]

Yoiu have convinced me to get this game. Great review. I liked how you discussed the game's flaws, alerting the player about the downsides of the game.

[InvincibleBrent]

@Altrivius Yor me it's that little green asshole, Yoshi. He boosts into me with mushrooms or a Star and flings turtle shells and fireballs at me every time I see him. I can't have a moment of rest.

[Altrivius]

I don't know about you, but Rosalina seems to cheat the most for me. And by that I mean she's always right up my ass half the race and gets fire flowers from every other goddamn item box.

Whoever thought it was a good idea to include an item that's basically like having infinite green shells to spam everywhere for 15 seconds needs to be fired. Into the Sun.

[kingbw1]

No Waluigi? Now I'm stuck with the people I don't like (otherwise known as everyone).

[pendragon177]

Toad gets all the bitches.

[YoshiONE2ONE]

Toad is like ALWAYS 3 fucking steps ahead of you. I remember one time the fuck got a Blue Shell in SECOND PLACE!!!

Green Dino's driving go-karts all day!

[Robfire10]

Fuck yeah TOAD

[Ariand54321]

Toad cheats the most because he is an item.

Koopa is a close second though.

[AMD2600]

I had mixed feelings about this game. Many of the new tracks were either really good or really meh. The classic track selection was nice, but I think it needed some more N64 and GameCube tracks. The character roster was a bit weak as well and some significant characters were gutted for some I didn't care for at all. The AI in the game I find really weird too. Their speed seems to fluctuate beyond normal. The soundtrack was also a bit weak too. Although I oddly still find the game really fun.

[SirBruceX]

@AMD2600 the AI in mario kart games has always been broken, i've used a gameshark on the n64 version to have infinite gold mushroom and they still pass me up in a straightaway.

[AMD2600]

@SirBruceX From what I remember hearing, the Mario Kart series has something called the elastic band effect (or something like that) which affects the speed of AI to make it more challenging for the human player. MK64 is a good example of that actually.

Honestly, it is kind of a sloppy way to make the AI "harder". It's not really making them more intelligent, just more powerful. It's like how in some games, the higher difficulty just adds more health and increases attack power.

[SonicRocker15X]

And you know what else?

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make Blue Shells hit everything in their path?

And by everything in their path I mean it hits me and nobody else when I'm already in like FIFTH FUCKING PLACE

[Cryohtusk]

There's no Blue Falcon either. :/

[DrTimeCop]

them's some manly fingers you got there

[shadowmare01]

I got the 3DS and this game for this Christmas, and I've gotta say.. 3D looks awesome... AND THOSE GOD DAMN BLUE SHELLS!

[AMD2600]

@shadowmare01 I liked how they brought back the feature that it can hit anyone in its path along the way.

[VideoGameFreak7]

Waluigi WAS going to cheat the most but Nintendo thought "Nah, it's better to replace him with a bee that was only in 2 games and barely recognized by people who didn't play every mario game, that way everyone is unhappy!"

[sonicdevil1816]

me too for the 3ds

you wanna join as friends ane race, 4854-6457-5031

[Zxero30]

@sonicdevil1816 I wanna race! 2836-0496-8487

[leahcim998]

What are people BAWWWWING about I beat mario kart 7 and got a star on each cup.

[leahcim998]

@leahcim998 it was easy.

[StereoA]

no waluigi

0/10 nintendo is finished

[TehTechnoGuy]

I refuse to by a 3ds or Vita until megaman legends 3 gets put back into gear.

[MabiDoh]

Can we be 3DS friends?

Pwease?

I have MK7 too...

[Zxero30]

@MabiDoh I have mk7! wanna swap FC and race sometime? 2836-0496-8487

[norris3942]

No waluigi boo

[conner623]

He cheats?

Coulda sworn every time I race Toad gets dead last....

*shrug*

[NinTheFolf]

Seriously. The fact they didn't put in Waluigi, but they put in freaking wiggler and that giant ugly bee pissed me off |:

[mac081793]

NO WALUIGI?

WAT THE FUCK NINTENDO

[linzemol]

WANTING WALUIGI?

TOO BAD, NO WALUIGI TIME

[Phoba555]

Probably the only characters I haven't unlocked was Metal Mario or Rosalina. Trying to win all races with a standerd customized kart is fun.

[TheSidecharacter]

150cc kicked my Ass, everything was against you, but I wouldn't take it. I trained till I got 1st place in all of the cups, I unlocked all the characters and I won, after it said mirror mode was unlocked, now I'm treating it as my bitch.

[nintendobros64]

this is why waluigi diddin't make the cut, the racers are cheaters

[djlegacy96]

all ai cheat in all games

fps games the ai have aimbots.

[hakurouroku]

@djlegacy96 Actually, in a lot of games, AI sucks horribly, or is on par to you (or at least how you should be playing) unless you're on the very highest difficulty EVER. Though, you are right about FPS bots having aimbot, they're programmed to aim for the head, worst combo with hitscan weapons.

[chaoinspace2]

How the fuck do the IA cheat?

[EdbotnikThe]

@chaoinspace2 They're programmed to get good items more frequently.

[GiygasLittleHelper]

@EdbotnikThe

And Toad and Lakitu are assholes as CPU players.

ESPECIALLY TOAD.

[EcoReck]

@EdbotnikThe Not really. :X

The AI/Players that are in lower positions get better items so of course if you're winning, they're going to crutch you

[ihasnotomato]

@EdbotnikThe to true, to goddam true

[MrDrayth]

@EdbotnikThe You say that as if the AI hasn't been cheating since Super Mario Kart lol, they're literally, and always have been, programmed to cheat based on your performance.

[kman5769]

@EdbotnikThe and need i mention...Rubber Band AI

[Sciencebro]

>To unlock characters, you must play on the difficulty where the computer cheats the mo-I mean, is the most challenging!

WHY NINTENDO, WHY?

[DinosaurPirateX]

N-no Waluigi? D:

[Manonthe3up]

EdbotnikThe, you say the CPUs cheat as if it's out of the norm.

[Cool70sfreak]

Oh god, Toad DOES cheat the most. I swear to god, he's like...ALWAYS in 2nd or 3rd place, and always in contention for 1st, every time, and he cheats a lot. Like, he has been in 2nd place and gotten a freaking Home Run shell on me, not even joking.

[HankandOliver1]

I was playing this once on 100cc and within the space of 5 seconds, I got bloopered, hit with a blue shell and struck by lightning. True Story.

[KilIJoy9001]

Very feminine fingers.

[CaliburDS]

I don't understand why Metal Mario is here. At least the others bring something interesting, but MM is just Mario.

[GeneralCane]

@CaliburDS I'd rather have Metal Mario than that fucking bee bitch. :/

[MrPyrle]

EXPECTING WALUIGI?

TOO BAD. WALUIGI TIME.

[EdbotnikThe]

@MrUrsudude It's personally my personal favorite after my top personal favorite which is Double Dash

[MrUrsudude]

@EdbotnikThe I'm loving how my comment got too many negative votes. Yeah, Double Dash is my favourite. I just want to play a Mario Kart game without being cheated out of items I need to prevent myself from losing first place, such as Mario Kart Wii. Sega And Sonic All Stars Racing handled that much better.

[PatriotsoftheGuns]

@EdbotnikThe personally personal.

[soshidow]

@EdbotnikThe damn straight double dash is the best! good man.

[MrDrayth]

@EdbotnikThe Ewww, Double Dash was the absolute worst of the series =\ MK64 had the best overall setup, at least for me ;x

[EdbotnikThe]

@MrDrayth So when I typed personal three times, did that not tip you off that I knew a comment like this would happen and didn't want to?

[MrDrayth]

@EdbotnikThe Well yeah but I threw my own opinion in too, hence the "at least for me" part...Nothing *CSI Shades* "personal" - YEAAAAA. ;D

[oortdoug]

@MrDrayth Yeah! Mario kart 64

[RespectMyCountry]

@MrDrayth You think Double Dash is the worst?

Are you going to tell me that MK Wii is good for professional play, next?

[SilverJakler]

No single race option? I have to do a grand prix just to race on one specific track? D:

[BlueFlashProductions]

Hands-down, Wiggler's the most annoying character in that game. His fucking voice...

[super64ds1]

Metal Mario is marios rival true story and also metal mario is good I use him all the time :/

[SmashLiXs]

waluigi was my favorite to play as....sigh. honey queen & metal mario are the only characters i think were pointless to add

[super64ds1]

I HAS THIS GAME AND PLAYED IT HAVE ALL CHARACTERS VERY EASY TO MEH AND ALSO THE COMPUTERS CHEAT LIKE DEMONS FROM YOUR PAINIS AND IT GETS VERY BORING AFTER YOU UNLOCK EVERYTHING the endz

[InvaderMatt92]

No Waluigi?

Game is officially terrible.

[Maxaxle]

I'll try not to make fun of you for having a 3DS.

[SmashLiXs]

@Maxaxle why would you?

[XoulsRainez]

@Maxaxle It's so 1337.

[tornados2111]

i dont get it... :\

[goodroy55]

Toad seems to cheat for everyone except for me, I have the god damn Koopa cheating.

[SpacePopeIII]

The AI have cheated in every mario kart if you didn't know

[logans152]

Toad cheats the most for me too. Him and Wiggler.

[TheCaptainChalky]

There's some completely random characters but no Waluigi? Sounds like a terrible game.

[SweetTaLe]

What.

[ElmntNinja]

@SweetTaLe

The review didn't need much words: Show the stuff the game has, and reveal the character who cheats a lot in the current Mario Kart game.

[SweetTaLe]

@ElmntNinja Hm, fair enough.

[ElmntNinja]

Out of all characters, I hate Daisy. She still hadn't noticed that we're driving karts, not bikes. All that yelling for nothing.

Not to mention Maka Wuhu, oh lord.

[BanjoBurrito34]

I don't know why, but Daisy is a complete NUISANCE to me in this game.... >:( (at least when I'm playing as Luigi that is)

[M30W3R]

This game's music is bad but after a thousand of them it's only understandable

[schwagz124]

hey ed we have the same 3DS :3 oh and PEACH IS A BITCH to me she cheats the most :P

[gamefreek24the2d]

Why did this make me laugh so hard? XD I remember in Double Dash, the Koopas were the worst.

[EdbotnikThe]

@gamefreek24the2d It's because of the TRIPLE SHELLS AAAAAAAA

[BanalBoxberry]

@gamefreek24the2d And Petey/Boo. God they were dicks.

[RoeN2Xj6nB]

No Waluigi is a bad thing?

[MennyRus]

Can you add me in 3ds friend list? :3

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[IkeMaster11]

TOAD BANNED FROM UNITY RULESET

[aberstef]

they fucked up the battle mode, its timed instead of survival and when you run out of balloons you just grow more

[nintendomanofgod]

I'm playing this game right now actually, soo

1) maka hulu is explotable

2)Comps aren't that cheep, blue shells just appear out of thin air

3)Online is addictive

4)Comps are cheep as fuck on mirror i take it back

[CaptunNick]

IF YOU LIKE SPAGHETTI

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS GAME

[TheHumbleFellow]

Don't forget how in online races, there's always one asshole who keeps voting for Wuhu Mountain Loop so he can use the exploit and jump miles ahead.

[thecrispt3r4t0r]

I guess Waluigi gets the pink slip.

[LuigiFan64]

They all cheat. Damn comps... Nintendo somehow manages to make the most angering AI's in their games. Mario Party on N64? Oh, don't get me fucking started....

[Omancer]

@LuigiFan64 *CPU lands on a random spot* "What's this a mystery block?" *hits it* SEVENTEEN STARS YAYYYYYYYYYY

[KroMag5]

Needs more uranium.

[booyah344]

the computers dont cheat as bad as in the wii version

[jonnusorsa]

:)