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  • I was supposed to be the driver of one of the Prius tanks, but nobody else showed up. What the fuck, guys?

  • Glenn who?

  • Declare victory on the war on Christmas... HAHAHAHA !!!

  • You bastard! We must stop this madman before he infects our children with these evil liberal ideas.

  • That was a priceless smile

  • OH ON NOW THERE UN FUNNY COMEDIANS WILL BE ON BEING UN-FUNNY AND BIASED EVERYDAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @batista9008 what are you even talking about? btw, learn to spell enlish or go back to cuba, also, batista is dead, dumbass.

  • It is clever how he acted like he was joking to hide the fact that it is exactly what we are planning to do. Mwahahahaha.

  • To be completely honest, Bill Maher would make a great villain in a movie.

  • I just drew a picture of Michael Moore's Prius tank division thanks to this!

  • Who commands the RC helicopter squadron?

  • hahahahaha this is gold.

  • Thanks a lot, Bill, now we have to come up with a new plan.

  • I try to be on the right side of the spectrum, but I find this just hilarious, just shows you there are loons on both sides.

  • Sounds like he just summed up the liberal agenda...LOL. Thanks. Now I don't have to figure it out for myself.

  • @Handiman544 Yes, like a good conservative you let others do your thinking for you.

  • Yes, Bill Maher is a real Jew. Which makes him more of a Christian than 2 out of 3 Republicans.

  • Bill is a real jew.. waht did u expect

    /watch?v=qOBj8LD4BfQ&feature=r­elated

  • it's out, i know it now.

  • LOL

  • Bill Maher is a dumb jew

  • @yourealiti Hows the Nazis party doing?

  • @jrwel14

    im not part of it but unforunately the jews made me study the same fucking shit over and over and over about natzis hitler same shit every year in heigh school..

  • @yourealiti It's "HIGH" and "NAZIS"

  • @jrwel14

    smoking weed wont make you a nazi

  • @yourealiti But, your racist mindset sure will!

  • @jrwel14

    I just hate the culture nothing genetic

  • @yourealiti Still no reason to call them dummies, DUMMY!

  • @yourealiti

    "I just hate the culture nothing genetic"

    Racism IS about culture YOU FUCKWIT....

    

  • @NUTCASE71733

    RACE-"human population distinguished as a more or less distinct group by genetically transmitted physical characteristics." according to that if you were white and grew up in africa then imagrated and someone called you a nigger that would not be racist.

    come back with facts... i dont give a fuck about your opinion you ugly troll

  • @yourealiti

    You said you hated culture of certain people, not genetics. Genetics has nothing to do with racism. Racism is in it's heart a culture war and we all know culture wars are bullshit.

  • @NUTCASE71733

    Yeah i see what you mean but all im trying to say is if you look jewish mexican or black im not going to hate we might be good friends actually but if you act stereotypically than we have problems. just common sense...

    watch this video about bill. I used to like him but he is a hypocrite

    /watch?v=SGthy1TzFew&feature=f­eedrec_grec_index

  • Can I join up?

  • Dammit Bill, you revealed our plans too early!!! D:<

  • BRILLIANTLY FUNNY

  • LOL!

  • Perhaps the filthy rich elite should work for MINIMUM WAGE for a year or two...watch that minimum wage go up REGULARLY once the likes of YOU are in the situation where you have to make a living that way!

    Never say never! Plenty of people were making comfortable living with jobs that suddenly evaporated. Many college graduates with lots of experience in gainful employment are now working for minimum wage.

    If politicians (and millionaires) were called to combat first, we'd have fewer wars!

  • And whoever says Nazis are Communists are fucking idiots. The biggest Natzey of all time, Uncle Adolf, hated Communists so much he went and invaded the Mother Land of the Commies in World War II. Do some history, ACTUALLY read your Bible, and get it in your heads that you've been lied to by even more power hungry, close-minded, bigots than the Nazi, Communists, KKK, Black Panthers, Viet Cong, and so on.

  • hilarious but this is why you havnt won an emmy be more serious 

  • I hope ole Bill dont smoke a turd in hell for that.

  • Any other self hating Americans around?

  • Abort, Abort! Laughing Boy is coated with purple peanut butter and cheese! I repeat, Laughing Boy is coated with purple peanut butter and cheese!

  • Just because the democrat-socialists don't mean the country to be come a collectivized hell-hole doesn't mean it won't. Freedom is never lost in a single day, it's lost one compromise at a time, and we've allready compromised on the morality of individual rights and equality before the law too many times to count. So will we see a more socialist America? I think we might unless we stop it.

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  • Funny, but doesn't Maher want a more socialist system? He's an atheist though frankly I think it is just because his ego won't allow for someone else to be superior to him. Also not for nothing during Katrina the government was seizing guns from citizens and that should bother anyone who believes in the Constitution.

  • @NJburbsSeeker oh yea all those hundreds of poor gun owning citizens! I wonder if the NRA feels fucking stupid that after dragging a case on for 2 years, paying P.I.'s to travel all over the country for months, and wasting media time going to war over like this was a giant fiasco, when, 2 years after the case settled, all of 3 (three) people ever came forward to collect guns. money well spent NRA, money well spent. fucking morons.

  • @maxdecphoenix You do know maher was making a joke right? Well all I know is many things were done during Katrina were against the law. I guess you don't feel that is worth pursing. It's like other civil rights causes I mean often times they only a few people directly, but it's about principal. I don't think much time was "wasted" I think the amount of time spent on celebrities is wasted in the media though. Now go relax and jerk off to your picture of Che. bye now

  • You mean the revolution's already started and I'm just now finding out!

    Damn, always late . . .

  • @gnrands50 you mean you didn't get the email? Homeland secutity must have intercepted it to squash the rebelion:)

  • NOrth of Branson? What here in Springfield, Mo? I do know a few liberals, but most of the residents are low IQ republicans who still believe in Bush, Santa Claus, and Osama Bin Laden doing 9/11. They are thiiiick in the brain area.

  • Hitler was a fucking socialist and no matter how many times you say he's a right winger it doesn't change the fucking fact that LEFTISTS suck fucking ass and are socialists and killed waymore humans than Hitler did. Hitler was only a small socialist. Not a big one like Mao and Stalin. All Socialists are racists. All socialists are Satanists. All socialists are anti-semites. All socialists are economic fucking retards. All socialists have very,very evil intentions.

  • @PissObamachrist yeah but tell us how you really feel...

  • @Buck2120 Democrat terrorist jihadists created the KKK to terrorize the Republican party and they are still doing it. That's what Maher is doing here. If the Dems created the KKK, and they did, then that makes them the Nazis for sure. But they also support the extermination of all humans because theyy support nazism,communism and islamofascism. Libs are totally fucked up assholes.

  • @PissObamachrist

    Hey! Quit comparing them to me!

  • @PissObamachrist "Hitler was a socialist..." You keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better but there was nothing socialist about the third reich. The war effort and economy was run by private corporations and businessmen (e.g. Oscar Shindler, Prescott Bush... private enterprise!)  Socialism has nothing to do with anti-or -pro simitism... contrast that with say Russia at the time with state-run military production.

  • @sinistar99 Lying fucker.

  • Maher is lost. He supports Ron Paul and Obama and then changes his feable mind when he realises that he's backed two total dumbfucks. Then he gives the public more of his brilliant advice. Maher is a retarded piece of fucking shit Nazi dickhole.

  • @PissObamachrist Sounds like projection to me. Maher is smarter than all the reich-wing pundits on Fux put together.

  • @sinistar99 The RETARD Maher is back to saying he'd vote for Ron Paul. The guy who wants to wipe Israel off the map. I always said Maher was a Nazi.

  • @PissObamachrist Not financially supporting Israel does not mean he wants to wipe it off the map, Maher however has said that an american dollar and an american life is worth the state of Israel staying intact.

  • @TheAsymmetrical It does when he thinks it's okay for Ahmadinejad to have nukes.

  • @PissObamachrist

    Maher is Jewish you know

  • @dragonsder No he's a limpwristed lisping Satanist and jihadist.

  • Supporting "rationalism"--come one you guys....I hope you do not REALLY believe that Bill Maher is rational and is making "rational" arguments?????? Please, tell me that you all do not think you are rational maher-supporters of Rational Maher?????

  • holy shit all this time supporting rationalism i never thought about losing christmas D: fuck that!

  • @middlefinger456 That is funny about "losing Christmas" though....hahahahaha.....so there is something valuable to church after all?

  • Bill is such an idiot.

    He revealed our plan to destroy America all for some bit on his show. Now we have to go back to the drawing board and come up with a new plan to turn America into Communistic-Nazi dictatorship lead by Islamo-atheist and gay, man-hating multicuturalist.

  • @TheIr0nMike you're an idiot for saying Islamo-Athiest!

  • @TheIr0nMike

    "He revealed our plan to destroy America all for some bit on his show."

    ...Don't worry, it's too late for Maher to ruin things; Michelle Obama's plan to get fat kids to eat more vegtables is already in full swing.  The downfall of America is inevitable!

  • @TheIr0nMike DAMN HIM! We should all burn him at the stake for his evil ways! But out of love and so he can go be with the loving guy in the time shares in the clouds, who gives us the right to do such hateful things. Out of love.

  • @TheIr0nMike Multiculturalism is bad? Sounds like somebody had their fascist flakes this morning!

  • @sinistar99 No, I had Communist Crunch this morning. With Kremlin Berries.

  • @TheIr0nMike They have a new one that's ALL Kremlin Berries! Mmmmm.

  • @sinistar99  *0*

  • Can't America be one culture?

  • @TheIr0nMike really dude. really??

  • @TheIr0nMike Or we could leave America in the hands of people who believe virgins can get pregnant without fucking and that snakes can talk! Der der der!!!

  • @billyboylb Wait that means even absenece is not 100% safe. OH NOEZ

  • @billyboylb Virgins can get pregnant with out `fucking`. Its called atrifical insemination and it had been done on virgins.

  • @pythag123 he's talking about the virgin birth of jesus before artificial insemination

  • @gat0rgirl13 also known as the rape of mary lol

  • @pythag123 ok find me a talking snake... don't worry ill wait

  • @sirunlalala Kaa the snake from the Jungle book.

    Btw, I'm using ficitonal snakes, as seen in the bible.

    (Doesn't anyone realise that the whole Adam and Eve with snake thing is a metaphor?)

  • @yellowcougar18 The whole bible is a story with a message, its like people in the future finding avatar and thinking its real

  • @sirunlalala yeah a very violent, racist, slave trading, women oppressing so on message

  • @yellowcougar18 Yeah, but what is it a meant a for?

    :-)

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  • Hitler was a fascist the most RIGHT wing form of goverment ever

  • i was hoping there would be a maniacal laugh

  • I can only imagine Beck thought this was for real if he saw it.

  • I hope he and all the people who think he's funny die in a painfull way!!!

  • @sayyidhashemie Really? Why is that?

  • @8brandenv If you don't know anything about religion, or never had one or whatever, you don't have the right to mock with other people's religion. Bill maher he can burn in hell .. I don't care but all the people that don't have a clue that he's talking bullshit and take him seriousley It's a shame

  • @sayyidhashemie He's exercising his freedom of speech

  • @8brandenv huh? What is the meaning of freedom of speech..? do you know?

    Is it ok to mock religions all the time becz you have freedom of speech? No it isn't! The principal respect is more important than freedom of speech?

  • @sayyidhashemie The freedom of speech is to put a close eye on things to determine if something funny is going on. Y'know, making sure they're not fucking kids - which they are. Also is to voice opinions. In maher's case the opinions have valid logic behind them, And if not he makes it clear he's joking. Honestly. You childfuckers need to stop getting pissy when we talk about you, childfuckers.

  • @sayyidhashemie Clearly you don't know about this man. He was raised a catholic gun-toting wedding-loving straight man, like myself and many others. He, like me, decided this whole "religeon" thing is bullshit. I studied for five years at a catholic high school where we learned about the wonderful [murderous] history of the catholic church and why jesus is magic, the pope is right, and the church has the right to all that gold. I know alot more about catholics than many catholics; they're wrong.

  • What a plan. Elegant in its simplicity, sublime in its complexity.

  • aaaand he nailed it :D

  • By far, the funniest New Rule Bill Maher has ever done.

  • Glenn Beck...host of "Glenn Beck"...LOL if that doesn't say I'm a fat lardy moron I don't know what does

  • …Bill Maher should comment on the intelligence of those billions of Westerners who still celebrate New Year’s Day ten days late on January 1.

    …Those who do not know why this would be hilarious should visit "theonetruesolarcalendar.blogs­pot.com" and compare the U.S. Naval Observatory’s Scientific Solar Calendar to the Pope’s warped, twisted, misaligned, and misrepresented calendar which places the shortest months in summer the longest in winter with an anti-scientific 28-day month.

  • @CivilizedMan444 who gives a shit...

  • I'd drive a Prius tank. I love Hummers.

  • Bill Maher couldnt hold Glenn Becks jockstrap.

  • @JawsJaws yes, its way to small to see with the naked eye 

  • LOL! upsize the paranoia..

  • Another job where money is put on one's head: rapper. I imagine grills aren't too cheap.

  • Glenn Beck, host of "Glenn Beck"

  • He should've dimmed the room and had some neo-soviet flag desend behind him.

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  • LOL! prius tank division

  • fuck me!!! he hammered the knucklehead known as glenn beck.

  • Beck & reality one in the same. Tough to except by the liberal loons!

  • Beck is done with the mormon prophet hour on clusterfox ? even fixed noise fools are scared of his Jim Jones Koolaid hour ? Chicken hawk pussys get ready for the transvestite Ann coulter hour ? fuckin latter day taint ?

  • Hey dumb ass Maher what's kind of anti-American crap is flowing out of your mouth now!

  • @rotaxhead SA-SA-SA-SATIRE!!!!!

  • @rotaxhead Ha your comment just highlights who the "dumb ass" is! "What's" doesn't make sense.

  • Glenn Beck is just another Israel-firster whore with a hardon for tinfoil hat conspiracy theories - but only the ones that identify "the left" as the bogeyman.

  • Lol Michael Moore's prius tank division.

  • @InspiredBloodMage

    I program but I work in private small company where only 3 of us are working.

    But my mom who work as a waitress in "prestige" resturant gets about 900 €, 100 € less euros then me and she really is working while I just play leauge of legends 50% of the time since we dont have a lot of customers.

  • @PhreakStep

    Stupid typos we were drinking today after work because it is really hot here about 20 + degrees and nothing is better then a nice cold beer or 3 of them.

  • @PhreakStep

    You call 20+ degrees hot lol

  • @Restayvien

    It is because we have a very wet hot air and it just burns your face and arms.

    When I was in Tunis during summer where there was 40 degrees it was not hot as 20+ degreens here in mediteran.

    But when its 30 degrees it is unbearable.

  • @PhreakStep

    Ah yeah humidity can make you feel hotter, mainly because your sweat doesn't evaporate and keep you cool like it's supposed to because the air is already saturated. I've been in 52 degrees before in Egypt and 32 degrees in the UK feels just as bad because it isn't as dry.

  • @InspiredBloodMage

    What?

    Here in Slovenia we get 1000 € for 8 hours.

  • @InspiredBloodMage it's not free per se but you end up having less financial problems just to be alive if you have cancer and therefore can afford to have better care for yourself. I didn't understand the math you did there because of your grammar but I can agreed there's a lot of abuse. But that means that control is necessary, it doesn't make socialism impossible. And by control I mean things like the IRS not dictatorship.

  • @InspiredBloodMage it's the money gained from the working activities of a country.

  • @InspiredBloodMage So you can only fund the people working in Healthcare by spending money in healthcare? How about if you redistribute the 80% of wealth (Gross Domestic Revenue) that goes to less than 1% of the american population (the rich bastards) more equally by taxing their fat asses (Sorry, botox foreheads)?

  • Operation: Stessisand is a go! go, go, go!

  • Bill Maher all day!

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  • I wonder how many of these views are beck himself believing this to be a true confession?

    Christina Moorshead

  • I lov Bill Maher but come on, it doesn't take a genius to make fun of Glenn Beck. Why do honest people listen 2 him and believe him as anythin other then a fear mongerer?

  • I died at Michael Moores Prius Tank Division!

  • I just blew Frosted Mini-Wheats out of my nose. Does it have to be so funny?

  • Army of gay mexican day laborers? I think I just pissed my pants laughing.

  • Actually, that was ridiculously funny!

  • @newrev9er It was. But for republicans that was scary.

  • Oh, look at all the trolls!

  • Maher is not really very funny. He does think he is, however.

  • @WECantThink your moms pretty funny !!

  • "Prius tank division" Sounds even gayer than repealing DADT XD

  • what about them? that is the responsability of the government. I don't think you would like the possibility of a private company with their own agenda, managing your social security. you elect your government, not the private sector.

  • Are you talking about privatization? No matter what side of that issue you're on, the fact is that a small percentage of a person's social security taxes would be privatized if and only if that person consents.

  • I wouldn't despise Maher so much if he didn't keep claiming to be a libertarian. HE'S NOT A LIBERTARIAN. Libertarians don't support Obamacare or gun control. Maher isn't even CLOSE to being a libertarian. A person isn't a libertarian simply because he wants to legalize pot. That's such a ridiculous simplification of libertarianism.

  • @Edgehead10075 You despise Bill Maher? Don't get me wrong, I believe he is more center democrat than libertarian but thats not a reason to despise him. Unless you have some other reason.

  • By claiming to be a libertarian, he's getting people confused as to what it means to be a libertarian. Also, it doesn't help that he's a generally negative person. All he ever does is belittle people who don't agree with him.

  • @Edgehead10075 He's a comedian. That's his job. And he does it to people who are very well deserving of some criticisicm.

  • He's a comedian? You could've told me. Aren't comedians supposed to be funny?

    He only criticizes one side of the aisle. He's a shill for the Democrats, which true libertarians are not.

  • @Edgehead10075 Have you ever watched his show? He's hysterical.

    I know he probably isn't a true libertarian, but still...

  • Well, you're free to like him. I'm not trying to convince you not to. I'm just not a fan of his brand of humor.

  • @Edgehead10075 the funny kind?

  • It's only funny if you're agreeing with what he's saying. The fact is, though, that he's not that talented as a comedian. He's just an asshole.

  • @Edgehead10075 but he does have a point haha 

  • @Edgehead10075

    I'm sorry he's too intelligent to wilfully defend the idiot righties. He's also hilarious as a comedian. Something you pathetic far right loons are not.

  • Intelligent? Lol. He doesn't believe in getting vaccinations; that's as stupid as believing in creationism, if not more stupid. He's not funny; he's just an asshole. Now fuck off, FAG. You've been owned, and Maher should stop claiming to be a libertarian. He should look up the word in the fucking dictionary to see that he's not one of them.

  • @Edgehead10075

    I LOVE the fact you're trying to act intelligent and a few sentences later you're calling me a ''faggot''. You scumbag righties are the epitome of bare-faced hypocrites. I enjoy watching you lot trip over yourselves.

  • Lol. Since when can't an intelligent person use the word "faggot"? Now fuck off, fag.

  • @Edgehead10075

    It shows you to be the moron I already knew you to be. No matter how much you stomp around throwing a tantrum screaming about your ''Intelligence''.

    Piss off you laughable excuse for a human being. In fact you might finally clearly show the link between humans and apes. Since your clearly not fully evolved yet!