Evoke are Nazis

[wraithbannon]

MEGAFORCE...."EPIC"



[Fulou]

How did i know this was going to be a goon video the second i clicked it? :P

[bellaxmonkeyx]

Goonswarm > Ev0ke, simply because we get laid more often.

[GoresVire]

Which movie's are featured in this?

[Koroush51]

Goon swarm is a buncha jews.

[Schwa88]

I think this may have given me cancer.

[HEHEgotcha]

BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT

[Wikkiter]

Haha I love these amazing movies that Eve players make about each other! They prove that Eve is just awesome :L

[Evilmike42]

*boggles*

Fucking GOONS.

ROFLMAO!

[vett3l0l]

omg i love the dancing dudes :D

[Valathe]

so where can i get this tune at the beginning? i kinda like it

[buttsndongs]

@Valathe It's the only good thing to come out of Germany. "Numbers" by the band Kraftwerk.

[Valathe]

@buttsndongs thanks dude, going to look into it

though i have to object, theres this awesome band the ocean, they're also from germany ;)

[tyleriuus]

NC gimmicks: Blob' o' clock! I must say, the elite PvPers and the dancing pirate NC is pretty damn funny

[MibuSaevio]

Massive dongs best dongs

[EnchancedHuman]

I had life and the universe all figured out, that is in till I watched this video, I will never be the same.....

[chevezez]

this is video is entertainment in it's purest form

[Iamlicc]

nice man

[ENJager]

Lol that was so stupid that it was really funny xD! Too bad it had like nothing to do with Evoke though apart from a few random references :P. Oh and to all those people out there that are "offended" by this video...seriously...I'M OFFENDED by your lack of a sense of humour...get a life and stop taking shit so seriously...

[FailSwarm]

Evoke kicked Goons ass in the end lol.

[buttsndongs]

@FailSwarm They licked Goons ass what? HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[badreesa]

wow as a capsuleer and a jewish person i find this offensive on so many frigging levels

[daviclond]

@badreesa stop killing palestinians then

[dr4g0nt4nk3r]

W.....T.....F....

[SiberysTransended]

I'm now confused about my sexual identity.

Thank you goonies.

[Aoki512]

Epic video, too bad about the war and Cloud Ring :-(

wtf happened?

[cilinthar]

lol i play eve but wow nice music choice but really this just makes me laugh

[AluminumJacket]

Dissregard all these faggots.

This video was freakin awesome. I think I'm gonna favorite this video.

Keep up the great work, dude!

[dtiblin]

This is horrible and disturbing at the same time. Solo lost its touch. It's just worse than Barney. Goonies need to go to Jove space so this type of annoying crap never sees the light of day. If my son made vids like this I would be very upset.

[buttsndongs]

@dtiblin I learned it from watching you Dad.

[dtiblin]

@buttsndongs - I never told you. Your real dad was the milkman. Sorry.

[buttsndongs]

@dtiblin Then I have also had sex with my Dad.

[ellmunden]

I disagree with relating sensitive real life issues with the events of an internet space ship game, but each to his own.

Although with goon's loosing moons and sov in cloud ring on a daily basis and competely out gunned with our NC back up you mite want to remove this video.

[buttsndongs]

@ellmunden You might want to remove yourself from life.

[Natheniel20]

Racist much? lol

[LuckyNinja]

Thank you for this enlightening documentary.

[Sillynator]

I love cock

[Bummy84]

so wait when did NC become a bunch of dancing russians?

[SirWooterich]

i luv this vid :)

[kellel0]

your video is sad and if i find out who u are in eve im afraid im gna have to kill you for releasing shit

[MaggusBay]

bullshit omg

goonswarm sux

xD

[honsy16]

godspeed gewns

[drunky57]

so wich one is somethingawful? goonfleet or goonwaffe?

[xatumiller2]

you are awful

[drunky57]

who's ure main on eve

[xatumiller2]

midgetporn69

[drunky57]

what are u insecure about posting your main? don't worry i wont laugh at your sp's/kb.

[xatumiller2]

Lmao evoke noob trying to be cool on youtube.

Oh goonfleet=goonwaffe.

God dame it you are worst then suas while drunk.

[MegaZillusRex]

@drunky57 You're retarded in more ways than one.

[drunky57]

@MegaZillusRex wow, i can't believe i wasted my time looking at your post.. fail on my part.

[LithiumZ2]

That is very easily the best video representation of the NC possible

[WuTanker]

'Goon elite pvper"

ok nice :D

[Subher0]

Goons revived. As such, they will once again die.

[JuniorDExchangecore]

Yes... with this... WE SHALL TAKE THE WORLD OVER.

[MinmatarBrutor]

omg wts brain !!!!!!!!!111

[XwawawaX344]

ECM NEWBIES GO!!!!

[RevSyd]

im gay

[Gnumpfo]

really nice story-telling :)

[PolkDumprings]

greatest video ever... my balls smell like cat shit

[buttsndongs]

Clips: Top Secret Yor Hunter from the Future Megaforce Pirates of Penzance Condorman Darby O'Gill and the Little People Raiders of the Lost Ark Songs: Numbers - Kraftwerk (German lol) The Touch - Stan Bush - Transformers (80's animated) soundtrack Goblin Battle - David Bowie (I think) - Labyrinth soundtrack

[Ronjayl]

can we have a list of the movies ?

[Sinochek]

Dick - Butt

[Skiant]

lookit all those switches

[alexcostard]

FOFOFOFOOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOOFOFO

very funny

[ongabonga]

lost a ship because couldn't stop wathcin this shit

[Blu3W4r10Ck]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[strongblackman]

i lold /b/rothers

[Blu3W4r10Ck]

1 AND 2

[SpartanX189]

DBRB's FC'ing at its best

[shaunt4]

From the creative minds of men who still have their pucelages intact. I've seen chimpanzees at the LA Zoo do more creative things with their scat - they can't flush; what's your excuse?

Haha faggots.

[DanDarnit]

Ok, 'Mr. People care what i think'.

[LithiumZ2]

I want to rape your family and then burn them alive, in game.

[shaunt4]

Do with them as you will, but it will behoove you to allow them a reach around.

[JensHGG]

Wow, this is a pretty awesome movie. Laughed a lot, never seen so many awesome movie clips. Could I get a list of the movies used? :D

~~an ev0kian

[Eoria]

you goons are the most crazy fukin bastard ever! xD

[YouWillNotLive]

@Eoria i agree (even if i am one)

[aycharaych]

There is truth in this video. Nazis are just inbred rednecks with military fetishes.

[Caboose3012]

lulz

[xPsychoBonesx]

lol

[w00tmang]

Greatest. Video. Ever.

[FaceplantTeam]

One was Megaforce, one was Condorman, fantastic (terrible) 80's movies.

[jtbell04]

@FaceplantTeam

The other was the 1983 version of Pirates of Penzance.

[nuroe1]

Wtf was that? i know raiders of the lost ark was one of the movies but wtf were all those other fruity movies? lol

[Shigatokushin]

goonswarm bestswarm <3

[BiznatchWang]

God I love goon videos.

[dd7bsu]

Goon propoganda, best propoganda.

[DeusFps]

lol

[MeMeMaestroll]

boring

[christianethic]

SO FUCKING GOOOOOD

[HavocGunStar]

Lookit all them fucking switches

[thescream7777]

Oh, Top Secret! What a magnificent movie, holds so many values dear that too cherish.

[Merkwuerdichliebe]

You, sir, are a true Goon hero.

[parallax7d]

what's bansolodrak mean?

[zz0rr]

(nigger)

[Cymoro]

holy shit

[volatilesky]

f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5­f5f5f5

[Maniacski]

Operation not-so-easy-bake-oven begins.

[carfienddoomlord]

Holy shit Transformers the Movie music ALL MY 5s

[madd0g11]

fuckyeah'

[biglads4tw]

SOLODRAKBAN is the BEST drakban

[TerranRaida]

this is absolutely glorious.

[kholera]

I literally just fucking pissed myself, but only a little bit. [BORT]

[SeNsaToR]

A winner is you!

[kinslay3r]

dick butt

[Jeviar]

in 5:42, it should be terribad!

[Radek125]

oldpueblo made this?

[01234V43210]

JAck Gates: 1

Battlestars: 0

[enjia2000]

Dredditors!

[Bowdy1337]

ditto, you sons of bitches :(

[Radek125]

Makes me wish BTLS was still in the swarm. Damn you Darius, free battlestars.

[1394]

@Radek125

kick btls

free han shuu

[vlade375]

kick BTLS from the game

[Phelps714]

That was simply amazing.

-member of the Dreddit blob.

[01234V43210]

this actually makes more sense than the video it's parodying. it's like pueblo couldn't make himself stupid enough to completely mimic the original ev0ke video

[artemjus]

pretty offensive but crushed those circle jerking retreat

[balrogdude27]

I hate goons, but this is amazing win on a scale of awesomeness that annihilates evoke's video.

[tehawes0mesauce]

this video is more win than peanut butter and jelly after sex.

[fugazii]

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[diphenhydramineHCL]

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[kountk]

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[ggregg0]

Ev0ke doesn't stand a chance. Look at all those fucking switches.

[Aarfari]

I AM SO FUCKING READY NOW

[Berious]

nice we finally have video proof that evoke are evil

[LurkMoar101]

Literally the greatest video documentation of good triumphing over evil ever made. You have all our fives SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO.

Nothing but donge love from our cold jew hearts.

[vandalism37]

Inside peanut butter out side jelly seven days of the week seven different chevys

[bairdrew]

SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO best DRAKBANSO c/d?

[da1muti]

a wizard smoking a bong

[dbt0001]

ev0ke are literally hitler

[AbortiotronX2000]

An understated, subtle masterpiece of quiet dignity. Four stars.

[multiguy123]

lolololololololololol

[Earthn1]

Muaha, great video !! If the goons could actually pvp like they do videos they would prolly even stand a chance against evoke though...

[DrkKnightRider]

This is the best vid i have ever seen!!

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[PJuoip]

Advocating the solution to the intolerable goonish question.

[terribletai]

brilliant

[tentacleprty]

GET IN THE WELL HITLER.

[Turelus]

This one time Ev0ke came and reinforced all our POS and then charged us lots of money to keep them... help save others from that horrible fate SOLODRAKBAN!

[Helicon0001]

I am literally crying with laughter this is amazing holy shit

[RyenDeckard]

you have my caracal.

you would have my rohk but that's back in delve :shobon:

[stevepgt]

This video has convinced me that Ev0ke are horrible people

[Aldebrand25]

this is the most amazing video ever made in the history of videos being made

[curiousjapan]

555555

[yoodeok]

i, too, am hitler

and gay

[DestructiveInfluence]

im hitler

[01234V43210]

why would you make this offensive thing? we only wish to make a good video about a good game we all enjoy and you half to come about and put the real world into this?? you do not possibly understand where we come from so please... do not be so imature...

[helioticau]

You hurt my feelings when you call us unthinking machines hellbent on murder. My parents were killed by a toaster.

[wolfihasimausi]

This Video would have been funny, but calling someone Nazis who are not makes it just stupid and silly

[helioticau]

Wait, you guys aren't still upset that you lost WW2 are you?

[helioticau]

Look at you being mad at video games

[AfricanBurrito]

ALL MY FIVES

[valiantvssubaru]

lame goons

[madd0g11]

Oh god.Beautiful

[Viktor18]

What are the movies?

[ither]

literally laughing my ass off in real life

[matt62496]

Bravo

[Quintregan]

its me

i'm the spirit horse

[Junkiebev]

ahahaha

[sagtab]

this is a gift.