What do Girls Want as Gifts From Geeks?

[KrissLucia]

As a chick, I'm really insulted about how SHALLOW this girl is. :I How lame. She needs to shut the fuck up and appreciate the sentlement and not the money.

[gtq838]

get her a dildo and tell her to stick it her mouth... that should shut her up for a while.

[Abilden]

I'm a girl, a girly girl, and I don't want ANY OF THOSE THINGS.

[sharksandwich111]

a great gift...

when she buys you a TV, give her the HUUGE box it comes in...

...i love this :')

help her make it into a space ship or something =D

[bertocaster]

Spay packages xD

[jorn89]

Stop talking so annoying, I am putting my mouse on the mute button for those moments.

[urbanARTkid]

All those gifts sound super lame to me. I'll take a ps3 and a good video game. Or some amazing sex.

[bogo663]

Take the box muahahahahaha

[BKsMassive]

simile.

find out your girls Dress size.

go out with another girl who your friends with into town.... asker what dress you like the most.... she will show you.

Buy it.

[DrSpanky666999]

Who is this ass clown?

[MoonWerewolf]

06:31 WHAT!!!!

[terminatorgir]

if you are a geek why does your video quality suck so bad?

[BKsMassive]

@terminatorgir

its a proper old video :P

[ninjastar35]

High resolution jpeg... LOL!!!!!!!!

[reecieboii]

woman as they get older are fine with drawn stuff so i dont see why not

[FailAccountName]

ANGRY!

[flamingaxe791]

Well girls are bad at giving gifts to!

Im tired of getting your same old cologn and sweaters!

[Khalduknight]

LMAO!

You got to love what goes on in the chat room! XD XD XD!!!!

I just love Chris's reactions to what is on the list!

[talkingtinaa]

everything you said that would be good as a gift...i like them lol

[sarcasticFaani]

same here XD

[HarleyAMV]

I have AHHH! shoes and AHHHH! wallet. xD

[brandtaylor93]

okay every girl I've ever liked has some degree of crazy(from semi sane to killing me).

so pretty much remember there always right and your always wrong and calculate every move like a chess game and if you win the lottery you may be fine.

[maliogansta]

just suck all the money out of our pockets lol

[Garreth22]

lol, loved the burb at the end.

[AlphaComputing]

NEREV get a woman a hand bag!

REASON: it WILL be the:

rong color

shape

season

type

size

and everything else

[AlphaComputing]

ah dam this is fun and true

[MultiCherryLips]

well if i wanna a boyfriend geek for play lineage 2 or other games and he gift me one pc new :P, and fix my pc, i love the online games :P, and the geeks are a lot sexys :P

[sillychicken599]

oh crap i got my girlfriend and xbox 360 with call of duty five and gta IV. lol. ojoj.

i got her a neclace. lol. am i a good gift giving geek? lol

[nannacordeiro]

My boyfriend's a 'nerdy-geek' haha my ex was too.. both of them are great at giving gifts! ^^

real flowers make me sad. they die and they're hard to look after..

I love instant msgs. they're practical and fun :D

I'm not a big fan of jewelry, if someone gave me a dimond i'd say: "I guess you really don't know me. let's end this" same with handbags. 20 is way too many! brands aren't my thing.

but chocolate is definitely an auto-win! xD

Am I an odd girl? I'm feeling a bit left out. lol

[VViP30U7]

It's kinda cold to just dump him after he bought you such an expensive gift trying to cheer you up.

[nannacordeiro]

But it's kinda cold of him to give me something I'm extremely against. if only it was useful, or had a good meaning behind it.. but just giving me a dimond because it's expensive? I'd rather end it.

[VViP30U7]

Get your girlfriend nuetored

[louann5840]

Don't buy her a book because "she likes to read".

Don't ever buy her a cleaning or cooking appliance.

Don't buy her socks.

The more useless it is the more she'll love it.

[66650043661148305595]

I think i understand.

The bag is not gonna be either a Composter or a Replica ^^

Why not, i'll see if i can find a composter with the shape as a bag.

[seajist]

rofl you're a faggot

[fadyallday]

lol what if u do like ny

[PissSniffer]

high res jpeg LMFAO haha =)

[TheGreatStash1994]

how do you register on his site?

[batstewart]

9:46 - 10:00

Hilarious!!!

[BalooDumptruck]

wonder if i could be the first for a bi valentines day, since its mostly girl/guy

[hotrdenhell22]

maybe he should look up chris rocks view on relationships lol

[darkwestern]

I gave very thoughtful gifts to my ex

[leellaXflutterby]

damn i'd be happy with a box of chocolate and a hug

she's a bitch! lol

x so funny!

[Almuric7]

This is hands down the funniest Video I've seen from Chris Pirillo!

[rhoghost]

I decided to give a ubuntu cd and a book about linux to her.

[rydog101010]

his impressions are funny!!

[XXXdArkr3dsilVerXXX]

watch?v=RWK198CHGcE

[Iamsdrich]

If you are willing to spend that kind of money for things that guys normally know nothing about, I have only 1 word to describe you: "Gay"

[Daghead]

Bitch.

[PokerVertigo]

Girls that want gifts to show them that the guy loves them?... Where's our gifts?

[N64Guy]

ahahahahahahahahaha

[alexfrom302]

dude NO ONE GETS IT!!!!

[xNightFirex]

ugh girls are just fuck tools thats it

[Hontodesu]

I *love* the wall paper comment.... Hehe high res JPEG....

Nah, stick to the geek gifts, if you are going to date, date a girl geek!

GIRL GEEKS!!! Pah. I am fed up with all the 'normal' girls getting the guys, go girl geek!

:-)

[mossey7]

keep it simple and check out i-romances com

[zammarock]

i think girls just want the attention..

[roflmeidleme]

gotta love those social skills

[ly32193]

ahahahah nice save chris.....

[rgsgww]

i love opening the box of expensive geek things...laptops...graphics cards...cpus...sooo nice.

[rgsgww]

tech females are really hard to find

[lupine73]

"I thought 'Replica' was a brand"

LMAO. Love it.

[Shatonmedeek]

you should give panzi your "dick in a box"

get a box, cut a hole in the box, put your junk in the box, make her open the box....

[rgsgww]

dude that would suck if shes ugly

[Kaecyus]

Your slightly intoxicated vids are always the better ones. Moar.

[sirjoker292]

go to 8:54 and pause

[marquesbrownlee]

haha, that just made my day (8:54)!! lol

[mayhempk1]

lmfao

[musicdivergence]

wow, this guy is surprisingly annoying. other vids i've seen are more informative and entertaining, he's just complaining in this one

[JJsmallz]

i bet ur mother is proud of you

not

[JehPmsl]

Hmm, think what your mother must be like, crying herself to sleep.

[apuz5]

lol

[MM23DOS]

Chris Pirillo is a retarded gayass american

[Alex13N]

Shut the FUCK up MM23DOS!  He's cool!

[axxohacker]

oh man do you have a life, it must realy suck being a loser lol

[ironbear66]

i think that Robo-Panda was a good gift =)

[sasuke5088]

Luckily, my girlfriend doesn't like gifts as much as me just going out of my way to spend time with her.

[ultimatepimpslap]

That's whats they want you to think :D lol jk

[adam67]

If you aint got no money take ur broke ass home! =p

[adam67]

Too much caffeine is bad for you. It can lead to loud, crazy outbursts, apparently.

[guitarocker69607]

the chicks in the chat room are going crazy lol ??

[chootastic]

i tried watering my wallpaper :(

[Bendmac525]

I did the same thing...

Then I got a new monitor. I guess I gave the first one too much water?

[chootastic]

Yeah overwatering kills them. But if you get it right - I had a 15", and now i've got a 17" lols

[Bendmac525]

Just put it in the sun all day and give it a little water now and then. Pretty soon, it'll grow into a 20".

[LordKelvin93]

Ha Ha... No. 2 and 1 very funny

[khanzah]

watch?v=IU0lnbRrncYbeg u comment about anything just comment ppl ty

[nobler55]

hahaha one of your most comical ones lololol

[sjefen6]

Epic! Lough my a* off

[deceit4200]

The girl sounds like she is really high maintenance and incredibly immature. I think anybody who is that obsessed with money has problems.

[YourLoveLetter]

@deceit4200 i dont think its a money thing.. its just men and women have different interests. Unnecessary expensive tech stuff is like jewelry and designer handbags for guys.

[Tenken9]

If a girl isn't happy after getting a blu-ray player shes a bitch.

[6tsix]

wicked Burp

[JTCX]

that was funny! :)

[defiantfalcon]

im thinking about unsubscribing after this. This was one of the most annoying things ive seen in a long time.

[lil0egy0kid]

give her an 8800 ultra

[neverpleyed]

This vid awesome haha! Love the reactions to the list haha!

[camui87]

Don't worry chris, Ponzi married you just for money, you don't have to worry about anything.

[ringarenpadorren]

WHAT DO YOU WORK WHIT, you got over fucking 1000 videos

[dandanthefireman2]

hahahah!

[Sodzo]

That list is totally wrong. This is pathetic.

[jmontague]

Yes Chris Drink urself to sleep

[CrazyAwesomeMe]

Quality entertainment :)

[IdleGod]

hahaha, sounds like a gold digger to me.

[NerdHelpDesk]

what!?!? they dont like to get ram chips?

[Zanzabar199]

thats the truth

[Grecian92]

I know right blew my freaking mind.lol

[helimeef]

I give them processors :)

[jerrry13157]

@helimeet:

nothing says i love you more then a core 2 quad huh? lol

[helimeef]

lol yeah

[MXhm91]

Just give the girl sex and their happy...

[TGseason10]

I can't believe I'm reading this!! :P

[aricastardust]

LOL. As a girl I have to say I might get pissed if I got a gift certificate to Tiffany's rather than Game Stop. And IM's are better because they don't kill trees.

But that's just me. Just try to think of what they as an individual would want/need/love as a gift, rather than a general "most girls will probably like this."

This was a hilarious vid, though!

[MUHOHAHA]

how do words kill trees?

[aricastardust]

What I meant was, sending cards and letters on paper "kills trees" instead of an e-card/email/IMs. I was just kidding, though. :-)

IM's waste electricity, I suppose.

[jugglerkieran]

chris has just learnt the first rule of marrige. Nothing you do is ever good enough if you are a man

[proent]

it's like... high resolution JPEG.... ya don't have to Water it..

[TGseason10]

AHAAHh ^^

Best gift!

[dragonrider1990]

ok, so my opinion on this is that whoever you got the advice from is kinda picky. Not every I agree with the flower thing, that's cool. Gift cards are cool too, but where you get it from should depend on the interests of the person you're buying for. Personally as spa thing is too over the top for me, and designer handbags are not my thing. The most important thing is that the gift reflects her interests and shows that you pay attention to what she likes.

[Thsiscool]

Its good to be a playa, at the same time a geek.....hahaha...lol

[msa1985]

You should never explain yourself!

[pauldonald]

i reckon most girls would appreciate going to a amusement Park or movies or ten pin bowling or for a drive to a beach then have a picnic afterwards rather then receiving an expensive gift because once you give her the expensive gift you will be bored because you wont have any money to do anything

[JOEMLM]

Hey Chris,

from one guy to another, here is a gift for the both of you, that she will love more than you. this goes for all you guys. especially if you both sleep in the same bed. the secret is the sheets. buy new bedding for HER bed, king, qween, full, you need to buy the correct size. you buy the highest thread count you can afford! 1000 OR MORE IS THE MINIMUM, do not laugh until you try it, you may not care but SHE will love you for it! Wash before using them ... breakfast in bed next

[nelson1tom]

any hott girls here!?!?!?

myspacE?

[mourajini]

you are funny man

[thefsxflyer]

LOL. Funny and I totally agree

[WitmerXL]

man I wish I would of known not to give my GF a gamestop gift certificate ... jk... radioshack ftw

[1lalaland]

3rd lol

[Alex13N]

loooooooool Chris :') Flower wallpaper? :"") Gotta give GF something flashy^^

[SeaOfWholes]

I just sent you a wallpaper lulz

[TheWeedDude]

just do it unexpected...it always works :*)