Rucka Rucka Ali - Don't Be A Playr Haiti

[jzeekaf]

love this lycris

[PwNzGloeilamp]

this is hilarious

[Duckieperson]

War with Britan: France's ass got kicked

Napoleon: France's ass got kicked

World war one: France's ass got kicked, if it was not for Britain

World war two: France's ass got kicked

What a nation!

[MrBludgen]

lol norway does do things 68 of em

[arsenalkid47]

Love the way america never kicked france's ass and without france the us wouldn't exist:D

[broefkip]

@iMagPul well that's not the case

[TwinkiesCannon]

I loved the whole song until he reached the part when talks about the other countries.

Still the song's funny because I don't give a shit.

[gafooped]

I know da hole song

[djarjarbinks]

if rucka rucka ali ran for president i would so vote for him

[YmY4Life]

@TecheiBull actually, they say "fick" whats your point?

[VHZProZombie]

89 people's name ends with 'istan'

[TheMasterrio]

@Erm1007 Lmao, I say we'll all die in a century or more in our own filth.

[ironFlag2010]

fave part 1:19 to 1:51

[MrLegionaire13]

i wanna show this to my diversity and equality teacher at college, but itll probally kill her XD

[MrLegionaire13]

fave bit 2:12 to 2:41 XD

[rdrexpert123]

BUT WE KICK FRANCE ASS THUMB DOWN

[YmY4Life]

now if you FUKE with germans youl get your ass kickt like no tomorrow

[erm1007]

@YmY4Life ture r u german (i am)

[atlfan56]

This song is sicker than hitler's kill death ratio

[snotmyproblem]

hey im irish lol ;)



[iJelles]

And if Korean boy wanna mess with me then I'm a nuke his ass and say ''ninja please''. Awesome.

[lilwane321111]

RUCKA RUCKA for prez

[gudadryckful]

Damn germans!

[demileighafzal]

LOLLL

[TheMasterrio]

Omfg, people it's a JOKE! We're all gonna die someday. Why take care of the planet if we can't take care of ourselves.

[erm1007]

@TheMasterrio ture everyone at my school is freaking out because of this song

[CPmasterxxxxxx]

this guy would be a better president than George W. Bush :P

[ThorBeliskner]

@CPmasterxxxxxx Who wouldn't?! ô.O

[CPmasterxxxxxx]

@ThorBeliskner

lol :P

[ledzep22100]

its funny how its says how not for kids but probley 75% of the views are kids and 50% of those they are under 16 and by the way nazis and the ayran and hilter was ausitran

[iFadezzzz]

@ledzep22100 I forget which song, but he actually acknowledges this in one of 'em. The only thing you can say after this is "Kids these days..." lol

[dylan1online]

dude don't blow up china theyre girls have the nicest legs in the world

[TheUSAHaxor]

@dylan1online u like legs?

[dylan1online]

thumbs up if you laughed at 15 seconds in

[TheUSAHaxor]

@dylan1online i saw it to many times

[justinbieber5890]

this is not funny! i think this is making fun of haiti!

[MsScottishandproud]

@justinbieber5890  if you dont like it,dont listen.simples

[TheUSAHaxor]

@MsScottishandproud that is true

[TheUSAHaxor]

@justinbieber5890 noooooo u think ??? of course it is but this guy makes fun of everyone americans germans china so its all ok

[MsgHewson]

how ignorant

[2MarcelaTH]

Rucka Rucka Ali For President 2012!!!!

[noble3126b]

@2MarcelaTH Let's hope he gets the Republican nomination!

[TheUSAHaxor]

@noble3126b if this happens yay

[MrSandman230]

i love this song listen to it everyday funny as germans

[J4M1E313]

@Thooropp92

Who the fuck are you go to sleep no one cares about your comment why click on this video if you dont like it + look at the start it says this is a joke so stfu

[MultiRunescape999]

2:55 I'm hungry

[MultiRunescape999]

2:05 Rucka Rucka Ali making fun of Dora! L0l0l0

[halofreak00k]

thumbs up if you want rucka rucka ali for president

[DannyandRyan012]

@Thooropp92 ill still find it awesome cuz this is a joke... and rucka's frekin funny so wat u smokin

[DannyandRyan012]

XD This is so fucked up but halarious

[slyspy70]

:O 0:44 You used a Double Negative in that sentence!!

[logicalMeta]

I never trusted Norwegians. Glad to see the issue is finally being addressed. Lesbanese.

[Chris73194]

@Thooropp92 I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but China has the worst earthquakes of all time.

[LegoClone7q7]

0:59-2:44 XD ROTFLMAO

[sinuatrialis]

haha flagged his ass

[TVGR5000]

Rucka should be president, the world would be so much more fun ^_^

[lovestruck383]

FUCK YEAH.

[JBWKZFAN453]

I just noticed Rucka when he was at the podium being President, that his hand his black

[dvdlinehan]

I'm Norwegian and I think it's epic that he had nothing bad to say about us. ^_^

[akabarastrauzz]

MAKE A FUCK AMERICA SONG 8D

[MyonlyDrugisYou]

@akabarastrauzz He cant cuz America is fucking awesome! xD

[akabarastrauzz]

@MyonlyDrugisYou NOOOOOOOOOOOOO <.< IS NOT.

[MyonlyDrugisYou]

@akabarastrauzz yeah it is lol. Freedom, Obesity, greedy corporates, welfare, food stamps, beer, fine women, slutty women, fat women, aids, hiv, cyphalis, crack, weed, heroine, cocain! We got it all!!! ~~~

[akabarastrauzz]

@MyonlyDrugisYou WELL WE GOT...ICE

[MyonlyDrugisYou]

@akabarastrauzz O.O....Damn your foreigner!!! D:<

[akabarastrauzz]

@MyonlyDrugisYou 8D haeha.

[HEROENGI]

"but ve did keeck fwances ass , yes you did but who did not?" my answer , france

[tiamta]

interestingly enough 1% of germans is immune to HIV/AIDS

[thekingofevil93]

ok some people hit the dislike button and they was like "whoops my bad" we said it's ok, but then 85 people later, they hit dislike again

[whitejack157]

@thekingofevil93 epic and everybody go to gay ass weird alis white and nerdy video and back me up with the gay kids

[oth131]

"but we did kick france's ass, yes you did but who did not"  xD

lol wa bezaaaf xD

[stepyourgameup19]

im german but i still find it funny

[AlfonsHidarick44]

Everytime I hear the real song (Replay I think) I always sing this instead ^_^

[MrRingman42]

awesome love this song

[ifailzxD]

1:25 it's okay.

[FuzzBucket1000]

Ninjas are Japanese

Jackie Chan is Chinese

Fail..

cool song though :)

[lupara90]

@FuzzBucket1000

They are all Chinese...:D



[JadMyDad]

@FuzzBucket1000 chinese japense dirty knees look at these. same shit different eye slant lol

[ASBt0fflan]

@thisisJasmijn The country didn't shoot any kids but 100 kids got killed by some dude in Norway.

[LilRommie]

RUCKA FOR PRESIDENT 

[anthonyboswell]

i will have the burger

[xQsLPenguin]

Damn i wanna marry this guy!!! (No Homo)

[lee3013]

rucka u should do a song about the i.r.a

[Sh00t2k1ll1]

i would so vote for him if he ran for prez

[Rintoharu5]

Is this about Haiti or Europe? :o

[ASBt0fflan]

@Rintoharu5 He is American its not like they know the difference...

[TheLeckoGecko]

80 people didnt spare ten bucks



[1998Theblair]

that's not funny at all.

[TheNeilspencer]

this guy would make a well good president

[ColdSuit]

@bulensc07 LOL

[plozi123]

I am from austria.

Wiener Schnitzel comes from Austria.

We also started WW1.

Hitler was Born in Austria too.

But...we're still cooler then germany aren't we?

[tacos0816]

@plozi123 yup

[MrRoflcopterfromHELL]

...really...a song about an earthquake just happened to wander off on a songified rant about germany and wars 0_0

[logitechgamering]

@MrRoflcopterfromHELL You must be new here.

[MrRoflcopterfromHELL]

@logitechgamering no....why would you say that.

[logitechgamering]

@MrRoflcopterfromHELL You must be really new here.

[MrRoflcopterfromHELL]

I don't have time for your shit. I know who rucka is and have for quite some time.

[logitechgamering]

@MrRoflcopterfromHELL If you don't understand this song you're new. So it's really easy to tell that your new.

[MrRoflcopterfromHELL]

@logitechgamering ah i get it now, i should have before. Your a troll.

[logitechgamering]

@MrRoflcopterfromHELL what's a troll?

[MrRoflcopterfromHELL]

@logitechgamering XD

[logitechgamering]

@MrRoflcopterfromHELL ???

[Lijnie235]

This is so brilliant :D

[666pikachukiller]

1:01 WTF face expresion

[ColdSuit]

LOL

[MultiBloodbros]

fuck how come so slow like one bitch

[MultiBloodbros]

what is a chodechumper u son of a bitch

[TVPaytonThompson]

okay sooo.... nvm lol

[G4m1nGLeGeNd]

is pornhub really down??

[Dimitri00Reznov]

@G4m1nGLeGeNd it better not be. . .

[DragScopeMeXD]

@bulensc07

MUM* YOU CUNT



[funkyreg]

@DragScopeMeXD i do believe it mom.... fucking brit

[DragScopeMeXD]

@funkyreg

Im australian you chodechumper

[HonestPenguin23]

No first world war was started duebto the death of franz ferdidand but germany was the reason america got involved with the simking of US boats when they agreed not to and the treaty of versaile which wanted mexico to attack america

[ellisrhe]

@HonestPenguin23 The First World War was started by Japan when Japan bombed pearl harbor

[wildcat312]

@ellisrhe Are you fucking stupid.

[DullerZeus]

@ellisrhe you dumbass the americans got bombed by the japenese in wwii ant that why they helped in the war

[plozi123]

@ellisrhe please tell me you're just trolling!

[PewpaH]

A Serbian killed the Austrian Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand that started the First World War. People (mostly Americans) think Germany started the First World War because they were forced to sign the Treaty of Versailles one of the terms of this treaty is that Germany will take the blame for starting the war.

[handynastyera]

Im from england...Im not gonna lie...I feel a little left out =(

[McBlemmen]

steam is down .. what to do what to do...

RUCKA RUCKA ALI!

[carlosdf9112]

q-123

[ShovelPwned]

Racism has never been funnier lol!

[Rawrnoobguy]

I love how everyone is saying German's didnt start World War One, do some research seriously. They did, so stfu please.

[Tespri]

@Rawrnoobguy

Technicall they didn't :D

"The assassination on 28 June 1914 of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, the heir to the throne of Austria-Hungary, was the proximate trigger of the war."

Source wikipedia and School history books.

[thughunter1000]

lol



[PewpaH]

Germany didnt start the First World War.

[btk54321]

@PewpaH does it matter??

[97Macros]

@PewpaH Its a controversial issue. Though its generally accepted that it was due to Germany's influence, that the First World War began.

[sapp8]

79 live in lands ends with istan germaney norway or france

[joedartjr]

79 Haitians listened to this song.

[sdoop01]

Germans did not start ww1

[IGCxQuikzz]

@sdoop01 You see, they did you dumb ass! :L

[0alinafae0]

please dont tell my family that i love this song

[Enteinne]

q-123



[MMMXThree]

q-123

[Vowt]

Write "q-123""in the comment box, post it, and then try to like this comment.

[Kitkat8toffee]

Check out my channel!

[Kitkat8toffee]

if i get a 100 likes i will own some1 who dislikes this vid!

[SomeBonzaKid]

love the song but my favorite has to be "we're all asian"

[danishforsure]

@billykey123

I did the same lol :D

[mlvale86]

i love this song every time!

[crazyavatar1]

hey germans are awesome ok

[Kitkat8toffee]

IF I GET 100 LIKES I WILL EAT SPAGETTI FOR DINNER!

[Kitkat8toffee]

@Kitkat8toffee actually i ate spagetti yesterday as i did the same thing. No joke

[TheMrMagicMan98]

@Kitkat8toffee No spagetti for you. Sorry.

[ynztekkno]

RUCKA FTFW!!!!!!

[BestieGirl98]

Itz nice

[pyryzfilms]

"you won't never see your parents again"...."they're dead" :DDD

[izzimercedes]

omg thats retarded

[IKilledaCrunkZombie]

Im German and im fucking love Rucka Rucka Ali....were all Nuckas in the whole wide World Bitches !!!!!

[raziel722]

we don't swing from tree's...we drink lol

[xboxnerd7]

nein please dont blow us up, get fucked but it was only a gay (game)

[brettjarett]

i bet nobody texted



[Germankamakazi]

We are not done with germany... Muahaha Deutschland ish Wunderbar!

[josheeskaterkid]

Im Haitian and i fucking hate this song even though u dont live in Haiti if there was a big ass fucking earthquake over here ten we would feel bad but your a dumb ass just for posting it and whoever liked this shit fuck u but the German part was funny and fuck u

[TheDonsteef]

@josheeskaterkid xD u son of a bitch *wuuuääähhh hes makin fun about me but about others its funny :)* dumb little son of a fuck

[izzimercedes]

@TheDonsteef its all a joke its ok i dont think its funny i like the real song better

[LocalRandomz]

craynoob3 is a faggggggggg

[xyoungyoshix]

I LOVE THIS SONG ITS SO FUNNY!!! THUMS UP IF YOU THINK THIS SONGS AWSOME!!!

[xyoungyoshix]

I LOVE THIS SONG ITS SO FUNNY!!!

[Warnedkiller15]

fuck u

[MrSkittlesmonster]

@android4496 caus thats obamas bodie i thik

[LuckiNutt]

lol

[dnangelfan24]

@android4496 It was Rucka's face photoshopped poorly onto an Obama campaign rally, that's the joke.

[Flames682]

This song is stuck in my head.

[MentalMaladies]

Last night I randomly stumbled on the song this melody is from. I had no idea.

I still find myself liking this better.

[arthurwinsfun]

has anyone noticed that on 0.59 when he says lesbians, that those are gyes

[MentalMaladies]

@arthurwinsfun First of all, it's spelled "guys", second, I'm no so sure they are, at least not both of them.

[Leaveatrailoflies]

Now if there was an america joke... duck the f*** out.

[xvCGCvx]

What did crazynoob3 say?

[danksydoodle]

@MrDestruction345 i can take most jokes but makin a joke out of kids not havin parents is sick and twisted.