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  • Will Ferrell is such an unfunny hack.He is the anti-comedy.

  • @Simp44 probably shouldn't be here then

  • @WREQUIEM Probably not.

  • @Simp44 ...so get the fuck out

  • #1, #9

  • this burrito is too delicious but too filling

  • this burrito is too delicious but too filling

  • What happened to whales vagina

  • WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN INTERNET! AND THEY WON'T BE INVITED!

  • Yeah i aite a bid red candle..

  • I made some dubsteo with this vid

    check my tunes

    soundcloud(dot)com/mrkristophe­r

    replace the dot with.

    =)

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  • Where did the WHAAMMMYYY part go or how bout the Party in my pants part???

  • Mr. Burgundy you have a massive erection.

    No it's the pleats. I was actually going to return them to the pants store right now

    And

    I'm kind of a big deal I have a lot of leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

  • This video was probably the worst idea ever simply because every individual person's going to have different favourite quotes so you'll always get negative feedback from people who aren't impressed or are big fans of the film...

  • what happened to "GO FUCK YOURSELF SAN DIEGO"?

  • LOUDD NOISES!!!

  • gah...i hate messin those up >.<

  • i love lamp....i lamp

    

  • YOU MISSED THE POOP MOUTH RANT

  • MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!

    How did you miss that??

  • I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

  • He missed out "Are we going to pleasure town?", Ron "Oh we're going there" and

    "I know what you're wondering, I can see it in your eyes, yes my p***s does have a name. It's called the octagon"

  • Odens Raven ! this was the worst video ever made

  • You missed the Guild Wars lines...........

  • Not enough Champ. "I'm all about having fun, you know, get a couplea cocktails in me, go to Sea World, take my pants off."

  • Do you really love Lamp.... Or are you just saying that because you saw it :P

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!

    Well, you're with us, Ron, what do you think?!

    It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon!

    LOOOUUUDD NOISES!

  • You should have when Baxter barks at Ron and Ron replies "You know I dont speak spanish Baxter"

  • you should have put GO FUCK YOURSELF SAN DIEGO!

  • Lame.

  • Hey, why did you go fro #1 to #9???

  • tits mcghee and I'm gonna punch you in the overy....lol

  • First off you put 1 instead of 10 and second these all suck.

  • milk was a bad choice!!!?

    so where all these quotes

  • If you press the dislike button on this video, I will fight you. That's no lie.

  • @Knockonherboots you have to fight alot of people bro. i got yo back

  • ALL of the movie is the best quote, it is just filled with pure awesomness from beginning to the end

  • what about the one with "What do you say we go out on a date ? Have some chicken , maybe some sex , you know , see what happens!" That was halarious

  • By the Beard of Zeus, nothing about milk being a bad choice

  • 155 or more people hate lamps

  • "now for the news with 5-time emmy award-winning anchor ron burgundy and tits mcgee!"

  • The bears can't smell the menstruation?

  • What is this amateur hour?

  • In other words, Ron Burgandy was the balls

  • No touching of the hair and face is zoolander, isn't it?

  • You can't just have only 10 quotes from this film, you need at least 50

  • this is not the top ten threes like 3 good ones in here........ try again

  • i love lamp

  • It is anchormaaaan..not anchorlaady!! its a scientific fact!

  • Smelly pirate hooker?

  • "Your with us Ron what do you think?" "she.. ch.. th.... She has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like CINNAMON!"

  • this is what I come to youtube for...the picture slideshows.

  • It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon!!!!

  • @FoxxxFatal LOUD NOISES!

  • @finaldestination91 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!

  • Brick reminds me of Caboose....

    like, they're exactly the same.

  • im ron burgandy?

  • I don't kno how to put this but ahh I'm kind of a big deal people kno me

  • no, "San Diego, german for a whales vagina." or "the mean man punted baxter off the bridge!!" ?

  • #4 was the funniest

  • You're going to deprive me of hilarious quotes b/c I have breasts? Exquisite breasts?

  • HEY!!!! where did you get those clothes...at the..toilet...store?

  • 146 PPL DONT KNOW WHAT WE R YELLING ABOUT

  • I always shout "LOUD NOISES" when it's extremely loud :P.

  • @killinwithoutchillin BAHAHAHAHA! So do I!

  • it smells like big foot's dick!

  • And I didn't laugh at a single one.

  • "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah im in a glass case of emotion!"

  • "you know i don't speak Spanish speak English...Bark....wait you pooped in the fridge....bark.....and you ate a whole wheel of cheese... im not even mad in just amazed how did you do that Baxter" That is my favorite quote.

  • i love #9

  • i love lamp

  • Another one you missed: "San Diego what a great city, of course in german it means a whale's vagina".

  • What happened to " The bears can smell the menstruation or, this morning I swear to god I shit a squirrel". Brick: "Sorry, Champ I ate your chocolate covered squirrel". :D

  • How can you miss "I'm kind of a big deal!"

  • There's no need to watch this video, you just need to read the unimaginative comments of people mindlessly quoting the video in search of thumbs up.

  • i miss your scent, i miss your musk!

  • "I'm In a Glass Case of Emotion"

  • where's smelly pirate hooker?

  • a whole wheel of cheese!?!?!?!?!

  • These are the worst quotes of the movie!!!!! You missed all the best ones you fuckin retard!

  • In a way, it's funnier just to hear the audio.

  • Ron Burgandy and tits McGee hahaha

  • I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!!

  • #9 is one of the funniest lines of a movie in history

  • Ugh milk was a bad choice!

  • i think the best one was what sandiego means in german

  • You missed the best line in the movie "You have an absolutely breath-taking hiney. That thing is good, I want to be friends with it."

  • I'm Ron Burgundy?

  • smells like bigfoots dick!

  • I DON`T KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT!

  • @AGooeyCookie Dude I'm sorry but there's a good chance you're the only person who has watched this video who's known the origin of Great Odin's Raven. And trust me, that's not a good thing

  • Como Esta? Bbitches! Spanish Language news team

  • Brick killed a guy

  • IT'S SO DAMN HOT....MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE...

  • what about the cheese!!

  • Happy B-Day Will Ferrell

  • Brick is this a shortcut or not?

    Okay!

  • I am a man! an Anchorman!

  • what about when he says "go fuck yourself SD"

    way better then i love lamp...

  • by the hammer of thor! by the beard of zeus! great oadance raven!

    HEY RON! IM ON A FURRY TRACTOR!

    WHAMMY!

    she was... brazillian. or chinese. or something weird. we made out for hours in a kmart bathroom, and then parted ways.

    you have an absolute breath taking hiney. i want to be friends with it.

    the arsenist had oddly shaped feet. the human torch was denied a bank loan. ow now brown cow. unique new york. i love scotch. here it goes, down into my belly.

  • @TrueIdgit Do you have some sort of mental Retardation? He says Great Odins Raven. what is oadance?? Odin is a Norse god, who is known for being affiliated with Ravens? Stupid 12 years old on the internet, lmao

  • @AGooeyCookie

    youre gonna say im a 12 year old when YOUR username is AGooeyCookie? HA. I dont give a fuck about Norse god's or whatever the hell you were talking about. Jesus. Oh, and Im sorry i dont meet up to your standards of intelligence... or googles.

  • @TrueIdgit Oh yeah i must've looked that up on google...nobody could actually just know thing because they are smart or anything, nooo, in todays society it must be google...Dumbass. And your ability to read my username is irrelevant. Youre just made that youre an idiot who doesn't know shit about anything. go cry to your mom.

  • IT IS ANCHORMAN! NOT ANCHORLADY! IT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT! (lets all type lines that are in this video)

  • LOUD NOISES!!

  • These are funny but they're not the best. I mean, where the fuck is "Tits McGee!?"

  • San diego, which of course in german means....a whales vagina.

  • #1GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!!!!

  • Dude. Number one is obviously "Go fuck yourself, San Diego."

  • I love lamp .

  • 138 people dont like loud noises!

  • For some reason i've always wondered what Blackbeards Delight might actually smell like.

  • @Grymligast Well apparently it smells like "Big Foots Dick"

  • Lol i love the toilet store one....

  • noooo where's "Mr. Burgandy you have a massive erection!" ? lol

  • You seem to have a love affair with the fight scene, but there are so many other lines that are better than that.

    "You are a smelly pirate hooker! Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?!"

    "I'm just going to put it out there, if you don't like it, just send it on back. I want to be on you."

    "Discovered by the Germans, in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina"

  • LOUD NOISES

  • What about "Im trapped in a glass case of emotions!!! The man, on the motorcycle, i hiy him with a burito! THE BAD MAN PUNTED BAXTER!!!"

    Or "Whats that? You know I dont speak spanish, english! You pooped in the refrigerator? And ate the whole wheel of cheese? Im not even angry, thats impressive." those are the best

  • They've done studies ya know, 60% of the time, it works every time. hahahaha

  • "um that smells like pure gasolin"

  • Thats bush, thats bush league.

  • @1bls Audry AUDRY!!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!

  • DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!

  • It smells like bigfoots dick!

  • Why didn't u have " it's so freaking hot( takes a sip of milk) milk was a bad choice!!" lol

  • Dude you put 1 instead of 10.

  • NEEEEEWWWWWSSSSSTEEEEEAAAAAAMM­MMM ASSSSEEEEEMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE­E!!!!!!

  • LOUD NOISES

  • im ron burgundy?

  • the seafood dinner thing is my favorite

  • sixty percent of the time..it works...every time

  • WHAAAAAAAMMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!

  • where is "go fuck yourself san diego" ???

  • brian i'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

  • Diversity is an old wooden ship used in the civil war era

  • I agree with 9 of these but one of my favourites is "milk was a bad choice".

  • your #9 probably isnt in the top 50. but thanks a lot, now i have to watch this tonight.

  • look Ron Im riding a furry tractor

  • lazy fuck, how about some video

  • loud noises will forever be my favorite line.

  • Man, you missed some of the BEST lines from this movie, and included some of the ONLY unfunny lines.

  • Hey man why do you have #1 before #9???

  • 135 people are Dorothy Mantooth

  • @RantRaveReviews but Dorothy Mantooth is a saint?

  • I want to like...but there are 1337 likes.

  • I was expecting to hear Brick's introduction and ''I'M IN A GLASS BOX OF EMOTIONS''

  • she has beautiful eyes and her ass smells like cinamon!

  • What about "It smells like a turd coved in burnt hair" and "It smells like a used diaper filled wih indian food"

  • you are a smelly pirate hooker

  • Don't act like your not impressed

  • 60 percent of the time, it works every time

  • WHY ARE WE YELLING!!!

    LOUD NOISES!

    rofllolzhafefarofl

  • how is san diego go fuck yourself not on here?

  • #7 is an absolute pissa!

  • '60% of the time it works every time' should have been number 1!?

  • Im very aroused :)

  • =D Awesome. Nice work.

  • you put a 1 instend of a 10 btw

  • poor list you left out so many great one liners.

  • i read somewhere that their periods attract bears!

  • You put #1 first

  • 'i have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mohogany'

  • 129 ppl got their clothes at the toilet store

  • it smells like big foots dick!

  • @canadianhockey20 hahahahaha yessssssssss!

  • the arsonist has oddly shaped feet

  • Don't act like you're not impressed.

  • I'm sorry but "I ate a big red candle" is definitely the best quote and that is a scientific fact!

  • idk i like the things his boss says on the phone "sorry my son was on some drug called LSD and fired an arrow into the crowd"

  • where was

    suits that make sinatra look like a hobo and HEY EVERYBODY COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK

  • 128 people didn't keep it simple and splashy

  • I love Number 3, one of the best lines in all of comedy film history

  • I WILL NOT EAT CAT POOP!

  • you cant just pick ten of these, there are too many amazing lines

  • "como estan, beetches?!" should have been in the top ten. i'm just saying.

  • 128 people got their clothes from the toilet store

  • i ate a big red candle....

  • LOUD NOISES