House of the Dead in Two Minutes

[MrPivotjuggalo]

...So no Magician or Wheel Of Fate? This IS a terrible Game-to-DVD conversion D:.

[extremechampion00]

Morons, had it been in Spanish the name of the island would've been "Isla de la muerte," morte is Italian for death.

Just another drop in the pile of crap that is this movie.

[MabaetBaet]

Wow captain betty in real life

[ShadowSoldior]

"Antique Microscope...

With a sepia-tone filter."

Yup.

[LynRiddle]

*eye twitches*

[Leinster4life13]

Matt...matt....Maaat?? MAAAAT???.....Matt etc,terrible dialogue

[MegaYago007]

Morte is Brazilian to Death :), I'm a brazilian :)

[JelloApocalypse]

I wish my nipples were Uwe Boll heads.

[thedeadchair]

"Morte" is not spanish for death...it's italian. lol

[mgs29]

@thedeadchai He said "muerte" wich indeed means death in spanish =)

[thedeadchair]

@mgs29 creo que dice "morte", pero igual está mal dicho porque dice "isla del muerte", en masculino. Al menos así lo he oído yo :)

[madcreator12]

14:6 lol boobs

[PyramidHead333]

Fucking LOL @ the part where there's 2 Uwe Boll heads covering her nipples XD