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  • some sweet info here

  • I miss the 90's :(

  • mmmm...flesh vessles...the female ones....

  • was that fake?

  • It's just a joke.

  • My immediate reaction to this is "I'm going to hell for laughing at this." However, all of my research on Heaven's Gate that started from watching the music video for Pendulum's "Propane Nightmares," has made me question pretty much all religion ever. Besides, it's just this guy's voice makes me laugh my ass off.

  • why

    

  • its not funny really but you do have to see the funny side of things.

  • Fix your sound levels, fags.

  • *Insert sound of bomb falling and exploding here*

  • LOL

    

  • WOW THIS IS HILARIOUS

    wait...no if you are laughing at your own humor you suck.

  • I actually found this pretty funny.

  • @HKTeeVee- Yeah, I'm really not surprised. I mean, intentions were not pure in either case, most "victims" if you all them, those following these extremists, were pretty much scared into and forced to commit suicide. Kinda like Christians use the imagery of Hell( created by Dante Aligheri, btw, since nowhere in the bible is Hell described as a inferno), to scare people into reading their bibles and going to church. Its sick, really.

  • Seriously? Some nut bag took advantage of a lot of desperate people to further his fantasy and you make fun of the victims of that sick man's game?

  • whoa is this like a prehistoric cable access show? awesome! & check out those special effects! FUTURE!

  • Ok, First of all, you guys are confusing Heavens Gate with People Temple. HG happened in 1997, led by Marshall Applewhite and ONLY 39 people committed a mass suicide with him, eating poisoned applesauce and or pudding, and putting plastic bags over their head to insure asphyxiation if it failed. That was completely different from Peoples Temple, where 913 people drank poisoned Kool-Aid, including children. No children died in HG.

  • @Kapowzaful yea and it was later revealed they were basically all murdered.

  • @HKTeeVee Well murdered as in Jim Jones forced them ( via armed gaurds and having crazed members with syringes) to take the poison. He himself was shot by an unknown cult member that likely survived.

  • This is humorous.

  • old public access ruled.

  • By any chance do you know what show this is?

  • This is nothing to really joke about, but if you're going to you should at least try to be funny.

  • lol yeah i agree. mock that ass hole, mock him! mock him! mock him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i love it. sorry i brought the bible in to this.

  • stupid stupid stupid. a suicide and u expect to go to heaven? thou shalt not take one's own life. "kjv ten commandments"

  • This was funny. People stupid enough to do what Applewhites followers did deserve to be mocked and ridiculed. They redefined what it means to be complete idiots.

  • Awesome I love this video LULZ

  • IS THIS REAL!!!??!?!??!!!

  • @flubb831 yes! crazy, right?

  • not a bit funny and i like satire...what's your next vid, babies drinking grape koolaid?

  • @redrusty66 babies aren't funny, toddlers drinking grape koolaid are hilarious.

  • @gman586 She didn't know the cult was to turn upside down you fu*k face..

  • @joman66 ok.. WHY!! WHAT THE UCK DID SHE DO WRONG!! SHE DIDNT KNOW.. IT WAS A CHURCH BEFORE IT WAS A CULT!! GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT!!

  • Hmm... Is that Louis Theroux? :P

  • so fucking funny hahahahah lol!!!!

  • soooooooo fucking funny hahahahahaahha lol!!!!!!!!!!

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  • @dakotagerman1 Hi dear, yes these guys are jerks but it is the 21st century, you can come out of the closet now.

  • @mischief13

    Tell that to Tom Cruise. l.o.l.

  • some times you look like a nut... sometimes you don't ...

  • dude this poor guy deceived by the Jin, God's first intellectual creature made of fire before human, they living on earth among us but in different dimension, before God sent Adam to earth, God gathered them in mountains and sea so human don't have excuse of saying that earth was already screwed when we got here. To understand this entity you need to understand Islam, good jin don't enter our dimension but bad ones enter to deceive human to worship other than true creator 1 God. learn more ask

  • December 21, 2012

  • @howardb42006 And this would be Captain Flakey pants?

  • we will be with them soon....

  • There has got to be a line drawn between Freedom of Religion and Abuse of Religion. Urge your local represenatives to help draw that line.

  • @PrintedTruth I like how you put that:

    "There has got to be a line drawn between

    Freedom of Religion and Abuse of Religion"

  • ahahhahahaha make fun yes make fun...anyone who followed Marshall Applewhite to the grave...BELONGS in the grave...hahahaha rot in hell morons!!!!

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  • these goofy ass fuckers wouldnt even be funny if they had Leno's writers

  • it's sad and funny at the same time

  • he laughs like beavis

  • Very funny

  • 3spm is a worthless sack of shit, he knew some of applewhite's victims and didn't help them to get out the stupid cult and save their lifes.

  • It does look like Louis!

  • People are so conditioned to believe that the reality that is given to them (much like the thoughts in their head, which they think are their own) that all they can do is mock and margainalize anyone who steps outside of the box to think for themselves-I think that's a lot more tragic than whatever Heavan's Gate may or may not have achieved. The Phoenix Lights occurred in the same time as the hale-bop comet and the cult's suicides, so who can say that they didn't achieve what they set out to do?

  • 3spm has been brain washed or is just fuking given up on life

  • Yes I did attempt to wash my brain(wash my robe), the wrapper around my vehicle's soulbody implant (that aliens and humans do with chips and such, so get ready to be required to have one). It may become lllegal to say any variation of the f word, so enjoy it while you can. The utah and va rulings are just a start of how all freedoms will be lost EXCEPT to spen money on stuff and become a toxic waste from the poisoning of the food/water/air supplys. Mental toxics are abundant, characterized by...

  • people increasingly becoming either cynical or arrogantly introverted into a range of addictive behaviours that all have physical ramifications to become either a leach or a predator physically and/or mentally. Giving up on LIfe you say... well, I'm not too good with riddles, but I'm still kicking - played music til 2am last night. Does that count as living? Helped my daughter with 6th grade homework...does that count? What's your beef really?

  • Lol, very funny, is that Leuos Theroux playing oy?

  • BIGASS scissor

  • dude where are your Nike snickers???

  • oy was wearing the exact nike sneakers. black ones with a white swoosh.

  • Hahahaa...

  • Rofl! This is so awesome. Could it be possible?

  • So 3spm, whats the deal? Your spaceship is running 12 years too late. Don't worry about it though man, because I can call you an intergalactic space taxi if you want. Of course, you will have to give me all your money and cut off your balls, that goes without saying.

  • @wildy1984 LOL

  • 3spm why didn't you go with Ti and Do? where their standards to high for you to leave with Do and the rest? or were you a pussy?

  • 3spm...

    Dude, shut the fuck up with your spam. If you want to spew this much worthless shit, record your own fucking videos and post them. Believe me, we will post back.

    ps. Did you cut your balls off too for Jesus?

    lol

  • 3spm is a freak show

  • almost funny

  • 3spm who are you for reals?

  • ive been to this place its a comedy club

  • lol charels mansion

  • These yahoos are funny and I'm Sawyer, student of Ti and Do here to help those that know there is something more to all this than meets the casual observers eye.

  • 3spm i bet ur mom is a milf

  • NF!!!

  • If you think this cult is crazy, remember jonestown and all 600+ followers that died.. Thats alot of deaths, coming from me whose grandmother died at jonestown.. RIP

  • re jonestown - it was created by Luciferian Space Aliens as a facsimili of what the real person of Lucifer and followers knew would eventually take place as that is the motis operandi as proclaimed clearly by Moses and Jesus - to require students to Overcome the world as the Buddha also taught. However those people(souls) who followed Jones being misled still showed the Creator Kingdom they wanted to be connected so will be saved for a future opportunity to graduate like the heaven's gate folk.

  • @joman66 933 people died ..in Jonestown

  • @joman66 wow, i bet ur granny graduated from harvard, she sounds really smart. i hope shes having fun burning in hell

  • @csaJDC Dayumm, man. You are an asshole. Karma's gonna get you for that one.

  • @joman66 did u found out what happenned?i read 700 were shot in the back(injected) acording first doctors/that were killings not suicide(autopsies werent done cozz they thought was obvious what happened

  • @joman66 600+ that died? i think its more like 1000++ people that died

  • @HashSmokerDude420 yup, and they all died because they were as thick as pig shit

  • @HashSmokerDude420 it was like 918 or 914 or something

  • @meghan151993 over thousand people died that day

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  • @joman66 Ukay guys.. I think I get it now.. I forgot to brush up on my facts :l

  • @joman66  909 people and jim jones was crazy insane

  • ive see aliens too....but i was tripping HEAVE on DMT, before your kill yourselfs try LSD/DMT/Magic Mushrooms/Peyote/San Pedro/Ayahuasca any of these will do the trick.... these people are lost man not funni at all

  • Mobiles are no match for them!! LOL

  • Don't forget the Carlos Castaneda cult suicides!

  • The cult guy looks like david koresh

  • wtf is this.

  • umm, it wasn't the largest JONESTOWN was, get your facts straight fagg

  • jonestown isn't in the united states, its in guyana

  • ROFL!

  • Wow I wanna go punch those 2 interviewers right in the face your making fun of the largest mass suicide on U.S. Soil jackasses

  • 1st of all welcome to youtube, get used to it, 2nd of all lighten up...they where a bunch of lunatics who killed themselves because theyre lives where so empty that some guys foolish speeches fufilled what ever they thought they were looking for...if u take people susceptable to manipulation and try to manipulate them...it will work -__-

  • you're nothing.

  • You don't have a clue about this. Do you count yourself an authority on them alone or anyone who believes something different than you? What were the foolish speeches? Were you there? Maybe you are easily manipulated but why cast that stone at people you don't know at all. Maybe your jealous? I can't imagine that you can't see how much we are ALL manipulated in many ways, even to thinking we can judge others beliefs when we don't have the foggiest idea about how much we really don't know.

  • Perhaps you have nothing you've ever felt so strongly about that you'd be willing to "give your life" for, but for those that do, are they all manipulated into it by talk and idea's alone. For instance a fire fighter runs into a burning building - perhaps to save someone, perhaps not, but very often at rist to his life and what of their family should he die doing that service. A policeman can be in that position. A military person, an organ donar. Most think these honorable for their service.

  • And what about activists like Ghandi, King & many more who apply faith to justice issues taking a stand to where their life & their families lives are in danger. Are these manipulated. Jesus whom you may not believe existed layed down his life in faith that it was his "father's will". He said, "no man takes it from me", but how many people think he was a fool to set a trap and walk into it knowing the ramifications for no apparant profitable reason. Was he manipulated by someone's speech?

  • @3spm Wow, you typed an essay on youtube.

  • I know, I'm such a blabber mouth. It just dribbles out of my fingers all over the keyboard - what a mess. In fact I've got a special keyboard. It's attached to my brain. I can control it with thoughts. It's called a finger board control mechanism. It's supernatural. Don't believe it? Well they didn't believe the earth was flat either. Say after me. The Earth IS FLAT and if we get 8000 of us to say it 10x's on sunday, IT will BE. We are sooo powerfull arn't we, barney? No offense to you TTDMFFrea

  • @3spm

    No offense to you, but you could put energy into something else other than redundant youtube comments that no body reads or cares about...

  • Not reading, fucking psycho.

  • Hahaha. The religious crazies have taken over youtube!

  • you got it and they made this video. remember the way illusions work is to convince of what is not reality. The real deal comes and tells it like it is and then waits for most to think "it's" the illusion because they are so entrenched in their own world. There was nothing religious about Heaven's Gate except for the way the terms have been distorted into illusion. Heaven really meant outer space and/or the abodes in outer space of biological more evolved than human beings, thus supreme.

  • That's fascinating. Are you aware that I, and nobody else, cares?

  • But NOT space aliens as ALL the evidences and there is a ton, along with lots of disinformation of course which=relgions, call it by any name, but of late new age and all the standards points to the space aliens being behind the formulations of what we call religions and atheism both while having the same old human evolutionary kingdom level behaviors - predatory, greedy, gluttonous, selfserving, deceitful, manipulative and so on. The members of the NEXT LEVEL don't NEED any of us.

  • I say perhaps as there is no "one pill" a signature of a religion. Look at even how the Raelians are now an alien worshiping religion much like the anti Jesus catholics. What a mess BUT again a choice to consider & the end is not here yet so we have yet another day to wake up a little bit more. 2012 will pass. Sure there will be more events but 2012 IS NOW though not according to holy woody or the dizzy-knee's. Yes, I'm letting my sarcastic side flow, might as well, it's the language of the day.

  • Should be Oi, not Oy ;)

  • they define themselves by their sexiness and their sex appeal, the basic satanic hatred that pervades Satan's mainstream cult is probably what made those people want to die in the end, and Satan most definitely wants people like that to die. People today are programmed to believe in sex, in sex appeal, look at how sexy those guys laughing are, they probably have had sex with beautiful, sexy women, who are really demons inside, and that's no joke.

  • I Believe in god and christ but i hardly believe sexy women are demons where the hell do u get this stuff? I am a free thinker so if u think u have proof please pass it on.

  • Heaven's Gate had 900 members at it's height, in the 1980's. the cult had been traveling around for over 20 years, living in the most beautiful parts of the country, I would have to assume they actually probably had a pretty good life, all in all, from what I've read. They had what I think most people are really searching for, an extended family of real friends. they do look pretty sexless, that's why everyone hates them, because their pride in their sex appeal and sexiness is how they

  • i bet all those heaven's gate followers would have been Obama groupies to the Max.

  • Where is Barack Obama? He is an alien.

  • pills and liquor I believe

  • how can you make fun of that trajedy. You guys ought to be ashamed of themselves.

  • paus on 5;25 the guy on the left eats the pudding hahahahah lol

  • LOL. Pwnt.

  • HA HA!

  • All of you ppl who write sympathy for these cultist must realize that they happily committed suicide.

    They don't feel unfortunate at all and would be offended by your sympathy.

    Now that to me is sick!

  • they are scum and should die

  • they are alreay dead

  • is that louis theroux??

  • I'm happy to see Americans criticizing this type of humor, it shows that Americans are not as heartless as so much of the world believes. The makers of this video give the wrong impression of American humor.

  • this is sick..

    Heaven's gate is idiotic.

    but its still jacked up to make fun of suicide.

  • ...

  • not a funny thing to joke about

  • This was in poor taste only because these two guys are so not funny - I wish they were members of the cult

  • @JetBeetle me too. I wish they existed in Israel.

  • So wrong... so hilariously wrong.

  • they were university students, i dont think they were retarded

  • roflcakes..

  • count me on 41... coz i can die laughing here! -rofl-

  • fuckin retards!

  • Ha ha that's hilarious

  • y do i waist my life?

  • thats not funny, 39 people were coherted to commit suicide,

  • because they were fuckin crazy. it was their choice not ours. they deserve to get made fun of..fuckin idiots

  • How sensible and articulate.

  • why thank you

  • I know that they were stupid and dead, but It feels wrong to make fun of such unfortunate people.

  • kudos,i think the same,they can have made a crazy thing,but doesn´t mean we should be make fun about them,it was human beings that have died,not dolls.

  • @AquariaSpirit they killed themselves, you call that unfortunate

  • is that Louis Theroux??????!!

  • lol if thats meant to be like heavens gate cult its really unaccurate

  • i dont get why people say its distastful, we all have problems in life but suicide for some fucked up excuse isnt an excuse

  • dude, this is not funny

  • pretty tasteless

  • lol

  • they were going to a spaceship that had jesus on it, not aliens

  • corny

  • haha this is awesome! hilarious! you got to be some kind of retard to believe in this stuff.

  • pathetic, you guys are a waste of time.  I cant stand people who think they are hilarious...

  • LOL!!!!!! You guys are so wrong and so right at the same time!

  • this oy looks a lot likes Dana Carvey in Waynes' World,don't he?,hahahaha

  • distasteful.

  • C'mon man...this ain't right

  • they all wear nike?

  • THIS IS FUCKI)NG FUNNY!

  • wow thats really ignorant

  • in the MOVIE wicth mean film. dude where my car they blasted on there dill fucking weeds bicth ass lozers. punk as mother fucking lozers.

  • That guy looks like Louis Theroux! lol

  • he is the spitting image

  • Omg it's uncanny.

  • Glad I'm not the only one lol