Shake Hands With Danger, part 1 (of 4)

[ABetterBadger]

Got here from Eptic - Danger.

I'm the only one. :B

[agentz100]

I hum this everyday on the way to shop class

[gnzmarco]

Haha seen this video on monday for the the second time for miners refresher!!

[localcrew]

Odd coincidence -- I once had a girlfriend who my male friends all referred to as "Three Finger Jo". I wonder what that was all about... I mean she had all her fingers & stuff.

[pioupiou701]

Thumbs up if you got here from cracked!

[lintboy2000]

Thumbs up if you still have thumbs, thanks to this video.

[94warandpeace]

hey guys...shake hands with danger

[r0ckz0rz]

maybe he lost them on his picking hand

[ibbong420]

TDDS

[SimonB331]

How is three fingered Joe playing the guitar?

[DroveThemInsane]

@SimonB331 His toes are unable to shake hands with danger, so he paid his boss to let him borrow his guitar and used his toes like the badass he is.

[MProv00]

damn they really show this video everywhere....mad out dated......

[agentz100]

@MProv00 safety never goes out of date

[ricturtle]

i watched it too at wetherill park tradeschool

[spudd86]

I love the song

[BDMIX3]

Holy shit! I cant believe its on youtube! This is the video I watched when i 1st learn to drive trucks years ago.

[spudd86]

@BDMIX3 there's also a rifftrax (it's hilarious) see rifftrax.com

[skadickie]

Thumbs up if you saw this at Nashville Auto Diesel College!!

[psychotikpaisano]

First day in my diesel tech class I watched this lol

[sunflower730]

oh god this is the best

[Tareltonlives]

And it's still not as disturbing as "Days of Our Years"

[jefferygwatkins]

Oh, this was a better time.

[MrBullseyeProduction]

do a flip!!!!

[TheGreatOldOnes]

that guy in the truck probably had fun...

[BohemianBlasphemy]

Shake hands with danger

On the lab something went wrong

I was careless and science-rays turned me into...

Galaktitron!

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

"Now they call me... *beat beat* Three-Fingered Joe..."

Three-Fingered Joe is a pretty awesome name in exchange for losing two fingers, though...

[MrUnimportant]

@ThePhantomSafetyPin

What if he has the name because he lost seven fingers? Then again, the fact that he can still play guitar makes him even more awesome...

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

@MrUnimportant Agreed.

Wait, if that's the case, maybe he plays the guitar *with his feet*. Or his *tongue*. I can't decide which would be the more awesome of the two...

[noisepuppet]

Shake Hands with Penis

[Thexxman123456]

the singer sounds like Iggy Pop o_o;;

[TheScienceguy77]

This is actually a pretty good educational film. It doesn't use gay puppets or any of that shit. Songs aren't half bad either.

[fumpingo]

omg the guy with the white helmet and thin mustache who destroys the car looks so very much like chris darren ( Harry Potter from "A very Potter Musical") !

[sretlawks]

My dad wrote the music for this film. Seriously.

[sretlawks]

My dad wrote the music for this film. Seriously.

[queenredspecial]

Great music!!

[razgriz87]

holy shit this had to be the best part of wood and metal-work class :D

[dave0mary]

LOL - I used to teach safety classes to new employees at Aurora. We got a big kick out of ketchup on the boots.

[dominicskiis]

its actually a half decent safety film, doesn't just tell you to wear helmets and eye-wear. the most important thing is not to let your boss get you into a rush or anything. I lopped off the end of my finger last hay season cuz my boss had me in a rush to finish the field

[renkn]

The good old days when Cat used to make good quality equipment.

[TucsonMinador]

I had this in my training class back in the late '90's. It's an Asarco classic!

[L6forlife26]

we have to watch this everytime we start a new class, its so shitty its awesome, that and "deadly venom" hydraulic safety video. great stuff

[beakfast]

We had to watch this almost every day in Ag

[tanman875]

Animazement '09 ftw :D

[JimJaySon]

haha i watched this when i went for HEO Training!@@

[djw117]

in the scraper drag the guy that jumps out of the cab dies fucked up shit they were telling us at the cat insitute

[King441]

yeah watched this at trade school on the first day! Bloody great safety video !!! Funny as shit too

[kuhndog52]

@King441 Nascar tech institute?

[King441]

@kuhndog52 nope

[kuhndog52]

@King441 haha how weird because i watched this too.

[JAF1970]

You can now get the Rifftrax version of Shake Hands With Danger.

[BlueSkyes9112006]

There at the start, when the one man is chewing the other man out for being a dumbass, when he says "Shake hands with Danger" and hands dumbass guy something? What is that he's handing off? I can't make it out.

[Chapstick050]

youre not being serious are you?

it shows an upclose picture of it!

its a wrench!

[spectrevampire]

It's a wrench.

Wow, that sucks, how the guy at the end made all the precautions he could, but still ended up fucked.

[ResettisReplicas]

The dumb guy is holding a wrench. For some reason, the foreman takes the wrench away, and then gives it back a second later.

[shamoneshaneigh]

that was a spanner.....

[ResettisReplicas]

I thought a wrench and a spanner were the same thing.

[shamoneshaneigh]

nah mate a wrench is adjustable and closes downwards. there is adjustable spanners but they close sideways. but that was just a good old fashioned un-adjustable spanner :) haha i cant beleive this turned into a discussion ! ha

[darkyoda]

Depends on the type. Some spanners look just like a wrench but have two prongs on them for accessing special bolt heads.

[scottbaioisdead]

wrenches are wrenches spanners are wrenches with pins to grab onto whatever you're turning.

[alpacamann]

Now they call him " Three Finger Joe"

[Fyarl666]

We had to watch this at work. We were trying not to laugh, but by the end, everyone was pissing themselves. Good stuff.

[twankedls]

i watched this in class to this is my fav ever

[EricBoston1992]

I had to watch this in class too. The song is funny.

[awood1964]

That guy that fell off of the grader sounded like Ernest T. Bass from Andy Griffith Show. Looks like him too.

[Linkanan]

This movie is funny but damn GOOD... I had too watch it at school... Shake hands with danger ;P

[Conky845]

fucking. awesome.

[9rvbfy3]

this shit is epic

[richard833]

i watched this movie while fucking ur mom

[darkyoda]

Though I didn't work in construction, I still had to watch this movie when I worked at my first job.

[Phobos957]

That theme song is badass.

[dgarr64]

i think the narrator is col potter from MASH Harry Morgan

[srshank]

The narrator is Charles Oldfather. See his bio on IMDB

[horsinoff]

You're thinking of Chuck Youngbaby

[nor690]

This was made for CAT it is played to every apprentice we get, i guess all other dealers play the same video.

[donnalethal]

no it isn't - it's the film's producer!

[sloparcar]

It is Johnny Cash dumb shit

[srshank]

Nope, not Johnny Cash.

[steel4eva]

haha johnny cash wannabe!!

[rayn32]

I gueth i wathent thinking

[pking2]

i know its a little cheesy but it has some good points

[Mattfoot1]

"You weren't thinking, since when did you ever think?"

[Titan124]

This is innacurate. Where are the mexicans?

[blackened300a]

Thats because its the 70's. The updated version is in spanish.

[Gabster1990]

LOL!