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  • It's such a shame the original was taken down. I could watch it over and over again going through anger, hilarity, and downright pity for those two idiots, beyond beta.

  • @MentalRoXXorGear The idiots have PhDs. I'm reminded of what Cicero is famous for having stated: There are some things so stupid that they can only be found in the books of philosophers.

    Women are flaw beings with problems and struggles just like us men. They don't deserve to be put on an altar and only a small # of them deserve to be put on any pedestal(Florence Nightengale, Marie Curie, J K Rowlings.) and only b/c that small # EARNED it via their achievements.

  • @MentalRoXXorGear check 1 of them has a PhD in psychology. The other has a Master's Degree in Literature. Still the idiocy come from them is vaster than I have seen in a long time. "There are some things so stupid that only an intellectual could've said it." - George Orwell.

  • That duodenum guy? That's my favorite guy lol

  • I searched this video just so I could see 3:09 again

  • This video made me grow a vagina.

  • LOL

    the original vid is fucking pathetic

  • good work guys. the original video is just ridiculous (in a bad way)

  • Try listening to conscious men in a different more open minded way and maybe you do a parodi of men like you, who we are much more likely to find in this society. That will have a greater respons among us all I believe. You are funny, don't get me wrong. But Political correctness humor is fare more fun because of the brightness and interessting feature. Try it, you won't be disappointed. And you will get more girls, intelligent ones for a chance Im sure of it... ;) Good luck

  • @Veroballa

    Agreed this video's comedy value is nothing compared to the original one. Nothing can beat a pathetic, unintentional comedy like that laughing stock "Conscious men" produced.

  • @Doxi99 I totally agree. I watched it again and I swear it was a parody. No group of men could be that clueless.

  • @Veroballa good luck to you, mangina! "you will get more girls"?  just toss your penis through the window you dont deserve it neither use it. Joda se cabron, maricon!

  • I'm a woman and I am all about equal human rights. I don't need a man groveling at my feet 24/7 and I am certainly not going to do the same for a man. Mutual and healthy respect for one another seems reasonable enough to ask for. So if anything, let's work to improving equal human rights for both men and women.

  • @EmiliciousQK feminism will never let it.

  • The original is more funny, you can't beat unintentional comedy

  • @theplentysense Care to state your source? Yeah, I didn't think so either.

  • "I apologize for all masculine offenses, both conscious and unconscious.. I didn't mean to hurt you, I was unconscious...."

    HAhahahahahahahahhaahh

  • rofl @3:11 hahaaha

  • .......I apologize for nothing. I treated you as I would treat a man, in equality. Now, don't bitch and complain about it.

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  • hahahaha :)

  • even your duodenum 

  • brilliant :D

  • Fir those swaggering fools who don't think there are consequences you obviously played hookey in physics 101. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.All you respect is force because that's the only skill you have. How about a door slammed in your face. You "get" that don't you? Hence your incessant whining about divorce and no woman wanting you. Ah diddums. Did the mean woman put you on a time out? Grow up. Childishness is not attractive.

  • WF is creepy and so are the guys who are so blinded by their attachment to their pride in the fallacy of male superiority that they can't see that this movement is critical for humanity. Could you even comprehend that sentence dummy? Ignorance is willful. That's why it's called IGNOR ANCE. Therefore, you deserve the consequences.

  • @true6lue88 The immense arrogance you display does not help your cause, it just makes people dislike you

  • the guy at 2:00 was in The Other Guys, he was really funny

  • This is awesome. I ruined my marriage and lost a good woman because I didn't man-up and do what I had to do. These little conscious man bitches are doing nothing but spreading sadness and loneliness for women. Men be Men!

  • and making racist comments on trams and trains... +response videos.

  • They are all snakes with t1ts.

  • Bravo for the hairdresser ;-) 

  • Google this: “60 Murderesses N.O.W. Doesn’t Want You to Know About.”

  • I'm sorry, I was unconscious.

  • Jerks.

    

  • 0:22 We also feel deep sorrow about the destructive actions of the unconscious masculine.

    Of course!

  • But this is not sarcastic! This is true.

  • Lol..pretty good..but they should have railed on them far more than they did.. but Will Ferrel being creepy and stalking was..well creepy and funny, lol

  • the conscious men are a kooky cult. this is hilarious! thanks Will and Friends.

  • This brilliant to say the least!

  • the eyes have it.

  • Manginas must die.

  • Amazing. Fuck that other video, lol.

  • the kid in the purple hoodie is spot on, lol

  • I can't take this seriously.

  • @GiovannisSanctuary its a comedy video idiot! it is supposed to be silly! you are fucking dumb!

  • @KonigKraft I didn't think it was funny.. The fact you have to cuss at me just shows that you are someone who likes to pick a fight.

  • @GiovannisSanctuary durrr..... its the purpose of a parody?

  • Women and men should be on the pedestral. As we promise when we engaged to one and other. I shall honored you with all respect. But in reality some women are with men for the money and men are beating up women to the point they will killed them. This is one reality. But some people try to make a change and put on some video to heal that crazyness. There is no joke to make out of that.

  • @sage8282 They claim that "feminine energy" is nothing but good and caring. Every women knows that there are a lot of bad women out there, just like bad men. Domestic violence goes both ways, with the man being blamed for simply defending himself a lot of the time.

    The men in the original video are pathetic and weak. They are attempting to look like hero's and are seeking approval from women, as I believe these are men often passed over by women. That is the joke, the original video

  • @chrisbc29 it is a false believe. Those men who are sincere about all that happens in the past against women are facts. And still In our society especially in the media we have a false picture of how a men should be and act. Powerfull with money and women are sexual toys. Just take a look at the video's such as chingy right thrrr. A men who can say sorry for the past is not a week men. It is a conscience men. Believe me it is a healing video and do not make fun of it.

  • @sage8282 I will make fun of it, and make no apologies for it, here's why:

    These men are gender stereotyping to the max: They claim "feminine energy" and all women are: Kind, wise, in touch with the earth. I have met a lot of women (and men) who were not particularly kind, or wise, or in touch with the earth. Men have nothing to apologize for, as they have protected, fought for, and worked hard for women for a long time now.

    These are simply new age feminist pussies, not real men

  • @sage8282

    As to women not having a role in the church and political structure in the past-that's the way it was, men are typically the more powerful figures. This is biological and is inherent to humans and a lot of animals. There is no apology to be made, these guys speak for themselves only, not me.

    I do like women, however to say they are nothing but good, and men have done so much bad, is simply ignorant that individual people do indivdual actions,

    

  • @sage8282

    Make you a deal. If you can stop anyone from making fun of it, I promise they will stop.

    Serious.

  • @chrisbc29 You are so right, some women are really fucked. Do you hear about men getting rape? As a women I can not walk at night alone because it is not safe. As a men in my neighborhood you can walk alone and you are feeling no treats. The conscious men are saying that we should join forces. I continue to feel that Will is the weak guy by making those jokes. We can continue like that a long time perhaps in front of a coffee but we are probably really far. Thx to youtube we can share ideas.

  • @sage8282

    actually it is a fact that more men are raped in the US than women. This is due to large numbers of men being raped in prison. So yes, I have heard of men being raped. I have also heard of male students being sexually abused by female teachers, there are a few cases.

    at any rate, the "conscious men" are nutjobs, and I feel that will did a very good job at a parady, if you watch it without being all pissed off you will see how he mimicks the old guy with facial cues. location?

  • @chrisbc29 Not to mention all the boys that have been raped by priests and college football coaches. It's as if people only use the rapists to characterize men, but often forget the victims of these rapes are men and boys. More boys were raped by the Sandusky thing than there were rapists involved in the Sandusky thing... And yet men get stereotyped as rapists and not victims of rape. It seems our culture is only interested in the damn thing because of how fun it is to demonize the men involved.

  • I have a buddy whose brother is a prison guard. He says that female prisons are much more violent and rowdy than the mens. So maybe not all women are "kind and nurturing"

    I do know what you mean, about predators. However normal men have nothing to apologize for in that someone of their gender did a bad act. It is no different for me apologizing for a white or black man's actions, because i am of the same colour. It is irrelevant. What is relevent is the individual person,

  • @chrisbc29 Men as gender never did anything to women. That old shit about male privilege. The privilege to be obligate to go war, to be mutilated, tortured or killed. The male privilege to stay behind and sink with the boat. How could women support all this?

  • I know is respond was freaky I agree. But a lot of crazy feminist is out there and wants to cut balls. I can assure you that this video really calm that rage of the female activist.

  • Certain scene are really funny. But I feel that some joke are not to be made. Especially for those who try to make this world a peacefull place.You know 50 years ago or so women could not vote or work or have access to education Now it is different. But did you know that in certain country wowen are still oppress? Every 6 second there is a men killing a women in bresil. That 80% on 800 000 women are killed by the intimate husband in the state. No one wants violence in there life.

  • @sage8282

    What about boxers? They want violence in their lives otherwise they wouldn't be boxing.

    btw, squirming like a worm before women or minorities won't bring about world peace or whatever the fuck it is that you hippies whack off to. It will only make us look like weaklings to be exploited. life is a constant power struggle. That's the way it has been for millions of years and it will be that way for millions more, even with humans.

  • @thepotatovagina Real power is the the power of free will. The power to fight for our right. Weakness is not power for sure. Gaining power over others by laughing at them is weakness. A person in control of himself and confident is a powerfull person. That is what I think! And I dont believe in hippie shit but I believe in peace. I dont care about boxers it is violence but they agree to it. A rape is a non-agreement thing.

  • Making jokes about those who is seeking for peace is against that peace. Will Farell I use to think you where funny. I feel you dont understand how hard it is to be living in war. Will in this life you play the clown but think about your mother or your female friends who lived oppression by certain male . Or and even friends who died because stupid war they even dont understand. Come people would you like to be free from violence?

  • @sage8282 You're beyond stupid.

  • @sage8282

    Shut the fuck up.

  • @sage8282

    come on, I don't see how anybody can watch this without laughing their asses off.

    The "oppression" has nothing to do with gender. There are mean, heartless people of both genders, to suggest one oppresses the other is ignorant, unrealistic, and humorous to say the least. Men get the short end of the stick all the time when it comes to divorce settlement, and child custod

    The guys in the original video- I don't know any women who would want anything to do with those idiots.

  • @chrisbc29

    By the way thank you chris because you really are puting a real opinion on this and argument and this is the key to settlement. Even if I dont agree I do respect your opinion!

  • @sage8282 your welcome

    by the way anybody wanting a real glimpse into what these guys are like, check out the dark haired guys response to will farrell, goes all in depth into homosexuality out of nowhere. just wierd.

    Pretty much the only thing you can conclude is that the guy is bat-shit crazy, which is what I concluded after the first 30 seconds of "dear woman" crazy and obviously pandering for a piece of ass by putting woman on a pedestal that has nothing to do with reality.

  • @sage8282 your welcome

    by the way anybody wanting a real glimpse into what these guys are like, check out the dark haired guys response to will farrell, goes all in depth into homosexuality out of nowhere. just wierd patheti

    Pretty much the only thing you can conclude is that the guy is bat-shit crazy, which is what I concluded after the first 30 seconds of "dear woman" crazy and obviously pandering for a piece of ass by putting woman on a pedestal that has nothing to do with reality.

  • YES!!! HAHAHA!! THANKS FOR THIS, WILL!

  • A parody that only appeals to 15 year old boys or those chronologically older but stuck in that 15 year old mold. I apologize that I have always thought Will Ferrell to be boring...no I don't - who am I kidding?

  • Reminds me of Oprah. even the music

  • I really think this is horrible. After looking at the comments i feel like every one hates each other. What the difference between men and woman? The different bodies is all i can really think of. And if you think men are better than women then you are cruel. And if you think women are better than men you are cruel too. Sometimes i just wish this world was an equal. And i a am a man.

  • @SuperWill812 I always fight for whats right. Anyone who knows me will tell u that I am good, sensitive person who cares about the world, maybe that's why I get so upset about the bad things. Stay as pure as you are. Peace

  • In fact, I look forward to the day when I may have to try 'buying sex'. ;-) lol

  • Even if I was ugly and old, I could still get a man/ get laid if i wanted it, that's how weak & desperate men are. Lol!!! :-D And u all know it ;-)

  • @1981taryn I have no side in gender but really you are pathetic. Any one who picks a side on genders is Pathetic and has no true love. The fact that your have the flu or are bored has nothing to change this horrible comment. I honestly think that every comment on this video are terrible. And you should very much change your way of thinking. :)

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  • @SuperWill812 Hi. U seem like a good person. I am sorry if I offended u, or any other nice people. But I am dealing with men who endorse cruelty, disrespect and agression towards women. The truth is, that women are almost always the victims, and there is that imbalance. It's an unfortunate fact. Injustice in the world really breaks my heart, & these men think it's funny. So I have to act tough..

  • @1981taryn Still is acting tough the way to settle things? Thank you for replying :)

  • It is soon OUR time, whether men like it or not. Oh + another thing, authentic female sexuality is vital, strong, aggressive, and exists as separate/independent to male desire, + there are PLENTY of ways that women can indulge in their own sexuality, and probably have more fun too without adding men to the mix. Women dont' NEED men to exist sexually, we are sexual + sensual already. Men can decide to 'contribute' or not. Gender- actually SUCH A BORING TOPIC. This is the era of individualism.

  • @1981taryn clearly, you've never been with a real man and you're just taking it out in a youtube rant that nobody else will read. It's not entirely your fault I understand that.

  • @yuggurtt Lol. Whatever. I love ranting sometimes- I have flu and I am bored. ;-)

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  • die.

    

  • @mssonnet26 get a sense of humor or die.

  • @Sivels for you that find this funny, you are surely a moron with no life. my sense of humour are well develope for people that are actually concern about the wittiness of a certain individual potrayed in this video.

    making jokes about sexes are a considerable favourites among audience, for me to look at a thousand and to compare them to this. This video would rate the lowest.

    please go and watch a real comedy.

  • @mssonnet26 "please go and watch a real comedy." let's assume that you're correct,,, Point me to a so called "real comedy". Fail in 3.... 2..... 1......

  • @Sivels i would but you already failed me.

    i hope you enjoy you sucky sense of humour.

  • @mssonnet26 Just like I predicted failwhale.

  • @Sivels You can go die with the video. now stop stalking me.

  • @mssonnet26 "now stop stalking me." when you stop talking stupid, maybe.

  • @Sivels what a sexist.......

  • @mssonnet26 now you're talking stupid again, sweetie.

  • @Sivels stalker and a sexist... tell me, do you still live with your mother?

  • @mssonnet26 lol, no I don't live with my mother... and how can you say that I'm sexist? It's really just a codeword for 'I lost the argument and I'm not going to admit it' also known as ad hominem. "You can go die with the video" you even wish death upon me, just what kind of person are you?

  • @Sivels are you still pms-ing?

  • @mssonnet26 thank I don't get to experience that. ah, it's great being male, now go sit in the corner troll.

  • @Sivels are you single?

  • @mssonnet26 why would you even ask that, there's no way I'd ever be interested in you. I like intelligent women, in your case: if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

  • @Sivels so you're single

  • @mssonnet26 Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

  • @Sivels at least i'm not lonely.

  • @mssonnet26 lol-o-lol, who ever implied that I was lonely? I dip my mushroom tip in plenty, lmao! Just because one is single does not mean you're not getting "tail" so to speak, we're not living in the 50's.

  • @Sivels maybe some of us are.

  • @Sivels single and a whore. No shit.

  • @mssonnet26 lol, lighten up.... either I'm lonely or I'm a whore?

  • @Sivels No, you are a lonely whore, my friend, that clearly have no sense of humour whatsoever. You think this video is funny, which I could accept, but you wouldn't let me have my own opinion. Which clearly is a very anti-liberal thing to do. You were the one that wish death upon me at first and all I did was just defending myself. Your alacrity to judge me abhor me.

  • @mssonnet26 you can have your own opinion... and I can have my opinion of your opinion,,, and you can have your opinion of my opinion of your opinion.... and I can have my opinion of your opinion of my opinion of your opinion... which sums up this conversation with you.

  • @Sivels loser.

  • @mssonnet26 your pathetic attempts at shaming me could be outperformed even by a monkey. You know, I've been thinking about you all day, I was at the zoo.

  • @Sivels really? meeting your family member perhaps.

  • @mssonnet26 nope. Anyway, don't you have a boyfriend that you need to blow or make a sandwich to? I mean, what else could you possibly be good for?

  • @Sivels And yet I am proven right, you are a sexist.

  • @mssonnet26 no, dummy, I'm talking about you and not women in general. Again, what else could you possibly be good for?

  • @Sivels you are calling me a dummy for expressing my opinions on a video, you bragged about the fact that you are a male thus not having to suffer menstruation, you have told me point on for me to make a 'sandwich'. I may not be any woman but still are a woman. The point which you have chosen to distress me is a sexist remark and I'm not saying it just as a way to get back to you. For if any such person is as was decribed a sexist or having unfair remark about the opposing gender, its you.

  • @mssonnet26 lol, no such thing as "fair", perfect display of victim mentality. Take some prohormones and grow some balls, don't be so sensitive lmao.

  • @Sivels perhaps it is you who need to grow some balls and act like a man. instead of acting like an abuser.

  • @mssonnet26 "act like a man. " translation: be a pussified wimp whose sole purpose it is to get the nod of approval from the bearer of the sanctimonious vagina.

  • @Sivels at least this vagina has a job and perhaps more of a man that you will ever be. when i ask you to be a man i wish for you to be a mature person, which from your reply prove me that you are just a mere child.

  • @mssonnet26 bullsh*t.

  • @Sivels you can say whatever you want, but the fact that you are just a smart-mouthed teen does not prove anything

  • @mssonnet26 hilarious how you're talking down to me like that, just hilarious.

  • @Sivels I know.

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  • @mssonnet26 scroll down through our conversation. Who's the most mature of the two? You certainly don't practice what you preach, which is very telling of your character.

  • @Sivels Who's the most mature of the two? Tell me, have you read your part of the conversation?

  • @mssonnet26 "instead of acting like an abuser." more shaming. Don't you have any other tricks up your sleeve?

  • 2:33 awesome style.

  • Men's right activism exists. period.

  • There is an alarming amount of penis in this video.

  • It's interesting how the ugliest 'men' are the most bitter and twisted, for instance,  the hideous farrell and 'ramzpaul' guy, who felt the need to degrade an honest attempt, by Conciousmen (a group of decent, thoughtful humans), to make sense of the painfully obvious gender issues, imbalances + injustices in this world. It's clearly true that an ugly mind and nature shows on people's faces. And as they say, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

  • @1981taryn dude, you are such a fag.

  • @1981taryn and also, have you seen how fucking fugly the guys in the original video are!? hahaha they make will ferrel look like fucking fabio!

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  • @MrSleazymoney WHATEVER. I am not a dude, nor am I a 'fag', I am a radical feminist! and I find the 'Conciousmen' to be infinitely more attractive than these fuckwits. The 'conciousmen' have good features, clear skins and bright eyes... and their individuality, intelligence, spirituality and vitality shines through... they look like the enlightened individuals that they are. Yeah, the one is a bit weird, but farrell is the biggest freak under the sun. U think farrel looks like Fabio??! lol

  • @1981taryn i think that will ferrel looks like fabio compared to the freaks in the original video! and the opinions of radical femenists are really unimportant in the whole scheme of things. enjoy your pelty thicket of bush, and not getting laid by a man who is shallow enough to know how to use his penis properly!

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  • @MrSleazymoney Feminist opinion is actually the MOST important, and growing more important by the day, so don't you worry. Incidentally, I am notoriously 'hot', and have had to beat males away with a stick practically my entire life. Not fun, I can tell you. So I really had no choice to become a feminist you see. It was either that or end up being constantly harassed.

  • @1981taryn don't worry. Soon your eggs will run out, your body will shrivel up and you wont ever have to worry about beating men off again. For that I'm sorry.

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  • @1981taryn I'm a male model and a Mens Rights supporter.

    UMAD?

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  • @1981taryn that's true

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  • I fucked your best friend, I didn't tell you,

    ROFL

  • What's the matter- do the valid issues raised by 'Conscious Man' make u all a tad uncomfortable? Is the truth a little too damning for most men to admit to? Do ETHICS block your fun? Do men think that they can get away with abuse (either directly participating or watching it happen as entertainment) indefinitely? That's just too bad, because soon will be the time for accountability, retribution and reform. And don't forget about KARMA, baby.

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