Joey Chaos from Hanson Robotics

[kiltcult3170]

i am primitive but i will evolve....wow

[Lxzer]

lol i wonder how they think and i they seee shit like we do

[Jagdtoq]

Clearly modeled on a politician - Never answers a question!

[Okpolosi]

The voice sounds like a suit !

[MiniStrawberryCakes9]

They finally made a cute Male robot! Now us girls can finally ask the question:

CAN U FUCK IT!!!????

[gradyiscool]

@MiniStrawberryCakes9 That's right, now you girls can have all the disturbed fantasies us guys have been having for years! Welcome to the club! *hi5's* :D

[PinkCharmander]

It's like a chatbot that's slightly less coherent than usual, and somebody gave it a physical head for some reason.

[xXTianaXx]

To think when I was young I was blown away with a doll that could Rollerblade.

[steff4]

Okay, he that can talk about nothing. Revolutionary.

[kritzel789]

god his voice makes me wet

[whatsgoingon07]

what happens when you have 2 humanoid robots converse with eachother? would the conversation be meaningful?

[flyjackflay]

Thats not a robot, its FAKE its an actor and a play on camera angles... to think you almost had us fooled

[Eric23er]

@flyjackflay you my friend are the dumbest mother fucker i have ever met.

[flyjackflay]

@Eric23er well... I was only joking. And you havent met me.

[HKA25]

I think ive actually seen this dude somwhere.. lol

[sykoSpanKy]

....cars and cd playres, mcdonalds anyone?

....hey joey, WHAT? yes? / hey joey....yeah? wud up?

lol

[Mistraker]

He's more on topic than Sarah Palin was during the vice presidential debates.

[wwwtotalitaerde]

A similar software is used in germany by the BND to steer persons.They are steered to appear ridiculous or to comit crimes.Of course the robot in this video has a limited amount of motors which also can not exactly imitate muscle movements.If you connect the computer to laser technology transmitting electric pulses into the muscles, the movements of the human body looks more natural.I have documented this on video before my brother Markus Bott was murdered.For speech see my channel

[Devera510]

lol he shoulda asked about the world so it could have said something like "humans will no longer exist, the robots will take over" cus that woulda been funny

[rossothecrimson7]

This shit reminds me of the Johnny Cab in Total Recall.

[whatsgoingon07]

@rossothecrimson7 you're in a johnny cab!

[IslandLifePete]

LOL when it grins it looks stoned 

[rockmyworld24]

Guy: hey joey your glasses are a bit messed up...

Joey Chaos: ...Politics.

[leonkennedy12311]

@rockmyworld24 hahaha

[roxpup15]

He is brainwashed

[takenouchikira]

Ooo. Make one with long hair and a functioning organ and I'll buy him.

[GraysWar]

Dammit once we have androids running around, I would hate to have this guy talking to me, and bothering me. I already have a bunch of other people doing that.

[Excalibur1201]

A note to all developers, throw out credits at random intervals.

"This comment was written by... Excalibur1201"

[MrFishWish]

"Anyway, I'll still be rockin'..."

Lol

[BaarsDesign]

he closes his mouth when he speaks xD

[jwd0808]

hmm he looks like a rock and roller, but sounds more like a banker/announcer. It's kind of creepy...

[Tyrik73]

It is very creepy and frightening btu Why does he remind me a Lot of Johnny cage from Mortal kombat?Say make me a Johnny cage robot.

[Timmeh705]

kill that fucking thing,

[buddie1489]

@Timmeh705 yes

[7BeAsT9]

he should say... GIVE me hands you dumb pricks I cant move this glases, they faling on my eyes dammit :D

[Jenfucius]

Whats the name of the software? This would be great for a school project.

[MarshFacev2]

The robotic interaction between it and humans is interesting but the animatronics side of this looks pretty bad. The mouth synchronization being an obvious part of this.

[chicophi220]

hey guys it looks really good but you seem to need more muscle control on the mouth. I've been an animator for several years know and from what I see:

1) He doesn't hit any clear shapes ( o shapes for example)

2) the jaw is not synced properly, lack cadence of amplitude and fwd/back motion

3) lack of air moving through the mouth, cheeks dont puff up (in the word "put")

[LiquidExtreme12]

I love the voice, shame can't say that about the rest of him.

[insaneninjabunny]

it looks exactly like the wowee robotics elvis bust

[LeninPla]

Wolverine?

[iDislikeNames]

haha joey's cute! i like his smile

[gradyiscool]

Consider this:

-We can make very realistic human like flesh.

-We can make voice software that sounds realistic

-Software can: Recognise age, gender, faces, objects, etc

-Robots can now walk, run, hear, touch, feel, etc

-We can make robot hands/arms that can move extremely fast and accurately

-Computer hardware is getting:faster cheaper smaller

What does this add up to? Robots are possible NOW! We just to get all this stuff together in one project, and it'll happen!

[maxapotamus]

@gradyiscool We still haven't perfected the technology to get a robot to keep a pair of sunglasses on their face without looking like a total douche. I think we aiming for that to be done by 2050 and after that we'd really be making leaps and bounds.

[Georgeowns]

@gradyiscool Your missing the big thing...They can't think for themselves, everything they say is scripted, they have a very small unteachable mind.

[DistortedCookie]

@gradyiscool Unfortunately, those technologies all belong to different companies, and they don't seem to have the urge nor the money to colaborate and *make* robots. Which sucks, lol. But, that doesn't mean it wont happen; just that it will take a while longer to happen. I can't wait till I can buy my own robot slave >:3

[gradyiscool]

@DistortedCookie Very true! And like I said in my comment, that's the only thing holding us back, that all these breakthroughs haven't been combined into one project, because as you say, all the technologies belong to different companies. If one big company, (for eg: Sony, Microsoft, Apple, Google, etc) started now on a mission to acquire all these smaller companies or these specific technologies from their rivals, we could see a very awesome robot happen by 2017 even.

[DistortedCookie]

@gradyiscool Now wouldn't that be awesome :)

I think that even without all these pre-existing technologies being combined, there is still a very good chance that we will see fully-autonomous, AI, humanoid robots by 2017. It's a long-shot, but there are indopendant companies out there with the passion, if not the funding, to bring that dream to life. Soon.

Also, ave you heard of HRP-4C? She's an awesome piece of engineering. She's not AI, but her physical capabilities are astounding.

[gradyiscool]

@DistortedCookie Just checked out the HRP-4C, very nicely made! I'd love to see the software/robotics of this project: ?v=-KxjVlaLBmk being combined with something like the HRP-4C, that kind of fast, highly accurate body movement across an entire robot body would be fantastic. We could be make robots capable of breakdancing/performing gymnastic tricks better than humans. :D (Video link isn't spam, honestly it's on topic! I swear!)

[DistortedCookie]

@gradyiscool That arm is awesome, lol. And that WOULD be fantastic :D

[ODSTroper]

one day thy will kill us all

[DeathSlayer2]

So when he doesn't hear what you say he just rambles on about robotics?

The information bit was the only time he responded correctly, that and when they said his name.

He looks like a douchebag, we already have plenty of "rockstar" faggots why did you go make another one?

Jules is better, I think they have the same face.

[ToOrallyObfuscate]

Thats me...I am that Nicole...So this is the Elvis Alice speaks of, I assume. I am like you Dave, I'm teaching bots buddhist philosophy. I mostly talk to ALICE.

[angierre]

This robot's almost kinda cute...

[oleglyan]

Low education level humans, you must not discriminate the science, you could not even imagine how hard scientists study, work, imagining and is only for you - low education level humans environment.

[dragonworld2008]

this robot looks creepy and act like it

[antwasere]

sell me that please! id pay £500 pounds for it ya interested??

[DeathSlayer2]

£500? They might let you have the sunglasses for that.

[smashingparadox]

The squeaky servo noises when he talks really crack me up.

[drawnhere]

Just canned responses.

But some day, these canned responses will more accurately approximate very natural-sounding conversation.

It'll be a very long time, however, before robots can just take all the words in the english or any other language, and know which ones to put together to form appropriate responses to questions. Nor will they have their own opinions any time soon.

All these robots shown talking on YouTube videos are really not much different than Disney animatronic characters.

[Kinglevel]

hmm.. i think of the alien movie

[realisticHomeboy]

haha, that robot looks hilarious. The face expressions are awesome.

[ak9753]

weird..

[kimski1]

It looks stoned!

[TheSpaLife88]

....no doubt...give this wannabe a breathalyzer

[linuxguy2009]

Just spitting out mindless ramblings.

[MorroccoSurrogate]

"I am freaking creative. I mean come on." as his hipster glasses slide down his forehead

[OgrilledXcheeseO]

lol dont care how fake he is, hes still cute. =D too bad he looks like a douche bag

[leonkennedy12311]

@OgrilledXcheeseO well he is but he really needs a haircut....and he needs to shave

[pester1]

Oh shut this stupid talking head up. Please!

It's talking such a nonsence.

It looks even more stupid, like a stuffed head of the animal the one that they use to hang on the walls.

People who made this must think they are very clever... Go on learn some ethics morons.

[araless]

Classic case of the uncanny valley.

[TheBeastWithinYou]

How does this have anything do do with ethics?

[sonicfan7]

You'll figure it out with time, I guess.

Scientists long forgot the values that make humans human. Aesthetics, ethics, common sencesurvival instinct...

Most of them even forgetting that they are human themselves when working. Playng god from 9 to 6...

[TheBeastWithinYou]

Could it be that we've not yet found how to make a robot have those things? Or is it the fact that they themselves know their works are Not human? While i do understand that this specific programming is responding in complete random bullshit, i believe that if anything most scientists try to understand emotion, and what make humans human.

[realisticHomeboy]

Ethics are not absolute. It's a matter of opinion.

Scientists understand that there's no reason to believe in a god.

[007cannonball]

You people do know that this robot isn't raelly AI right? It's not a conversational robot. Hanson Robotics specializes in craftsmanship and sculpturing, not complex programming. There are many many conversational robots with astounding Artificial Intelligence in the world, but Jules isn't one of them. It's basic function is facial expressions and mimicing human behaviour. Everything Jules says in every Youtube video is scripted. The facial expressions are still very impressive however.

[Saphy007]

he has a sexy voice. hrrr.

[creaturebotman]

Ha Ha Ha! come on! This is a modified ELVIS robot head. It was a toy made by Wow Wee robotics. Wow Wee also made a robotic Ape head to called "Chimpanzee". You wanna see some cool original robotic stuff made by a REAL inventor? check out my videos.

[lxt101]

... he sounds like an advert..

[lxt101]

I love how he looks around but his mouth need work.. wait.. isn't this "Jules"?

[Saphy007]

sexy voice.

[Sirburnallot]

what a total waste of creativity...........what exactly is the purpose of this.....does this actually entertain the human person? Or, are things like this actually going to serve as companions for people who live alone? What a shame that the human mind would have to resort to this for stimulation....I would rather give everyone an eezell and a paint brush. Someone would be bound to leave behind a masterpiece to be discovered after they pass on..

that would be using your brain untill the end....

[skept1c615]

How is advancing technology a waist? Your a fool if you think that it is, imagine the possibilities of advanced robots doing the things humans do now, freeing humanity from labor. Use your right brain, don't talk about it. Use it.

[Joeki11a]

Uh you're an idiot, do you realize robots can take over REAL PEOPLES JOBS, some have already, have you seen a CAR MANUFACTURING PLANT?.

The humans do basically nothing there, they are just helping the machines who do most of the work...

what you think will happen when these robots can do ALL THE WORK?, Humans workers will be fired and get fucked.

Stop falling in love with Robots, they are not good for Humanity AT ALL.

[TheSpaLife88]

.....i would hate to see what would happen when their bosses tell them they're not working fast enough... A Postal Robot??!! LOL

[imixhn]

so you think that who invented TV, Computers, Photovoltaics, Electric Keybords, electric guitars, how about the light bulb, the radio....and many forms of entertaining that are indispensable now as part of our ordinary life were just morons with a lot of free time? did we needed those things? maybe not but they had a vision for it and you surely are enjoying it now, i sugest you to go live in a freaking amish ville and do some hard labor for a living......

[LimeeMiniDress]

easel & paintbrush. even apencil & sketchbook. greatness !

[HolsteinDevil]

Maybe he should have a bit of accent and swear a little more since he claims to be a "rocker" :P

Best one I've seen so far tho

[ultimat3r3volution]

"chaos equals creation". A lie from the pit of hell.

[SamTadNewman]

His name is Joey Chaos, but he doesn't have much attitude. lol

[aCe182ttz]

Wow ! i dunno how 2 believe ! but i think that is a FAKE one could u just show more about this especially the body coz' maybe u r jzt tricking us! or jzt a mkng a SHIT human than the one japanese created!

[KonaChuck22]

You nerds need to work on the audio. It sounds as if his voice is coming from a huge speaker with too much bass. His facial expressions are pretty good though

[skept1c615]

This is not nerdy. And you can't really talk, your watching it. Jeez why are people this way.

[Joeki11a]

Do you understand that HE ISN'T TALKING TO THEM?, they programmed it to talk back whatever they wanted which is a bunch of things.

This like some kid who can talk to a video game character, they have that already and guess what?, the game developers programmed the character aka AI to say reply with something they wrote on a script.

This what is going on here, this Joey head isn't actually talking to them, these geeks here actually added all of those words into the Joey AI.

[dabogirl]

he's Jules, Jules with a wig! Good to see him back!

[isokessu]

i have seen soo many saying in these robot videos that "i would brake or kill that if i would see it" and i didn't understand why some retard hates robots so much :D they are just computers.. but when i saw this robot i actually didn't like it for some reason :D because it's so real or something. but now this robot is so cool

[ramslak]

he works on running mice! You can hear them squicking in the background lol xD

[bobslayer]

Joey sack the cameraman or cure his asthma!

[thefibonaccis]

you know this product is very good, Very Good. but their presentation of exploiting the lifelike emotions in their faces to suggest this dialogue that is incorrectly timed and off major pace between the scientist and the robot is an obvious clue that dur, bogus. product good, presentation shiiit

[xasvi39]

the most atractive robot I 've ever seen ;-)

[mathieufabremadrid]

That a fake, mi brother work here

[kakashisbf]

he's scaring me....

[DChatc]

Really? He just irritates me...

AND DID HE JUST SAY JAPANESE SOLUTION (obvioussly meaning Chinese, which was just a cult anyway)!?!

Somone just shut him off and put a towell over his face so we don't have to listen to this infantile liberal, social change happens through personal discipline, not fashion...

[godsloved3]

he looks like he had been majorly punched in the face.

[acinom18]

this would be an awesome alarm clock XD

[fsdfmsbcxx]

>> this would be an awesome alarm clock XD

When he want to be promoted to an alarm clock, he first have to tuck away some morning hits on the head :D

[TruthSurge]

Ask about physics and he lectures on capitalism. hehehe Then McDonalds is a long lecture on how he will evolve. Not matching up with the appropriate data in his database! Could make for some really funny Q&A. Man, you could instantly replace all newscasters with these and people wouldn't care. They're talking heads anyway.

[smartstuff2buy]

he TALKS TOO MUCH! and when u said his name, "joey" he says "what" (that was normal) and when he says "yes" that was not normal. so fix that plz

[jouckeding]

whoever is holding the camera needs to not chew gum into the speaker. it's distracting.

[pupplesan]

Is anyone even remotely impressed? This is just pure grandstanding.

[laok]

fripen awesome

[pajamash]

HES A COMMUNIST!!

[TheTofuGod]

Stupid joey,

Glasses do not equal politics

[DChatc]

LOL! Ask him about Maurray Bookchin's "Social Anarchism vs. Lifestyle Anarchism"!

[861147]

For a rockstar, he sure knows alot about astrophysics!

[Warnerama]

uncanny valleyyyyyyyyyyyy

[powderhogged]

what a tool...literally

[accordiandad]

I agree on the tool thing.

[praling]

...are these idiots fucking blind? cant they see this is some shitty ass old shit? im sick of these jittery jerky totally unconvincing shitty as "new" but old as hell robot speech imitator whatevas. Maybe it was cool back in the 90's but this shit is so outdated, when they reveal their new shite nowadays i expect some real improvements.

[stigandr]

what a dick.

[RougeRoks]

His mouth is SQUEAKY!!

[JezebelDecibel]

WOW :)I would love to go on a date with Joey the Robot ;)

[intelligentfalling]

oh goddamn it. Where the feck is John Conner to kill this damn thing??

[cycs666]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA u KILLED ME MAN!!!!!made my day!!!!

[Tubuletastic]

The robot is complete with entire autonomy its just that there are about 7 x ? different devolopment sources. GET IT TOGETHER MEN!>:o

[5lug]

let's kill em' all.

[DoogHoneyman]

THATS FUKING SCARY

[mnb123clowngirl]

I'M SO BORED WITH ANSWERPAD, tell me you aren't using that engine, isn't there ANY OTHER BRAIN available? UGH!

sorry, nice robot. he's nice. but are you using answerpad or what?

[Chocolate93d]

k so if i was to see that talking to me while i was in that room alone, my first reaction would be to run, or to scream and hit it with a bat or whatever i have available.

[finalmind]

ok now I'm scared how creepy is that!

[Lexusstylie]

stephen hawking extreme makeover xD

[ruspyati]

That robot is having a bad day

[LoveMyZJ]

"So tell me about physics."

"Capitolism, soon the US will catch on and adopt the Chineese solution." LOL

[supergsx]

Japanese

[himynameishelen]

so he's basically just a chatbot linked into a robotic head- it's not a cognitive process going on, he's basically just a speech synthesis programme, reading out sentences that have been written down into his programming. It's the same with all androids, but I can't see us being able to develop a "brain" for a robot that's capable of truely original thought any time soon- they're always going to be parroting what they've been programmed to say, no matter how "naturally" they appear to do so.

[Party9494]

Yes because nothing can replace a living creature. Like hm... lets see... A FUCKING GODDAM HUMAN BEING.

[Animator135]

"Oh, your glasses are kinda, uh, falling off your face. Here, I've got em."

"You should know that emotions to me are more important than politics."

OMGWTFBBQ XD

[TheoryInSplitting]

(Chuckles)

[TheTofuGod]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[ironwolfosiris]

That is cool XD

[Calvin5040]

Ask him to touch the tip of his nose with his fingers........I what to see if he'll get confused

[BoyintheMachine]

He's got a mullet....Kill him! -j.k.

[enossified]

love those glasses

[Sheiky06]

Robo-poseur!

[guerolil]

haha= hey joey.. yes.. whats going on..i had a pleasant day..lol

[ShmellyEggz]

His voice doesn't really match him, but it's cool

[mike081283]

dose it have a cam in its head

[EvilCensor]

Good grief all that technology to create a wanker :o/

[Tsunne]

i think the only thing they have left to really work on is the software, give him better response time, and the ability to process more complex conversation once they do that.. i want one to sit over my computer to talk with me while i pretend to do important things on the internet ^_^

[ElcurionExodus]

/sign ^^

[mapexlb]

um his face looks real and it's scary...

[DJAkotoSu]

They need to give them more human voices.

[tpcdc]

joey needs a fucking haircut

[JP0ssible]

omg i hope in the future we will be able to get high tech people robots of our owns, like adopting a robot child lol that would be fun

[ChrisBsGirl]

goodness, I am sure we eventually will be able to adopt robots

[ShmellyEggz]

haha--like that A.I. movie

[coulditbekronau]

kids suck

[TheTofuGod]

i skipped the whole thing to see if his glasses would fall off

[MintMovies]

Darn, they didn't! And when he told him that, Joey talks about politics and- emotions?

I'm having enough political confusion in this nation as it is! Ack!

Oh, and I really, actually did "laugh out loud" at your comment. And your name "ROCKS" TheTofuGod!

[spretten]

thetofugod, so did i, hahaha., xD *ignores the fact that the comment it 5 months old* lol

[joshig1983]

Ask him about "physics" and he talks about "politics". Ask him about "McDonalds" and he thinks he's being called "dumb". It is honest of him to keep the bugs in the video. What speech recognition software was used? Can the input be any English or is there a grammar describing the inputs?

[Treekodar]

Make him do this and that, sure it's so easy to make a robot, and I bet you have your own personal android in your garage.

[williamsrhyn]

thats one rocker that wont pull lol, geeky rocker???? make him more care free like start an argument or something!

[MakeFreeMoneyOnline]

that robot should work for microsoft at the call center that would be funny!!

[joshig1983]

Call centres already use very similar technology. They just have no use for the physical form of a robot. I can't be sure but I think this video is basically just showing interaction between the laptop and the person. The head is just for showmanship. The speech recognition, speech synthesis, and text processing would be done in the laptop like a call centre processes almost everything with software.

[SpikedMarkus]

Liar, he has never watched Blade Runner.

[splatwacker]

I thought that when it said it was having a very pleasant day... the lower 2/3s of its body are absent.

[Tristan00]

living tissue over metal endoskeleton

[xXAmazingNinjaXx]

..looks like someone just put the heard in it xD

[aeolismensae]

LOL he's talking politics

[joshig1983]

Maybe a robot like he will be president before a woman. I like how he swears.

[moodle8]

this robot would be better with a stoner voice.

[MintySpunkBubble]

Just like a proper rock star, you tell them their glasses are falling of their face and they begin spouting a load of nonsense about eternity. How much of the dialogue is scripted, the responses it makes don't seem like it is taking inividual words and creating lucid sentences from them, but rather it's using a stock set of responses that have been typed in previously.

Teach it to swear and insult creatively or something.

[springloadedchicken]

dude, it's stoned.. can't you see that? of course he's going to act like that and babble on and on.. what he needs is a girlbot and some brewskies.