Obviously I need to do homework & see what all this fuss is about humping goats...did Joe hump YOUR goats? Oh- uh, sorry to bring up a sore topic... um, so:
Giving the Gay Assassin the ending line was gold. What a riot this whole vid was! (You never show your face eh? That, I can understand.)
Well, the back story is that as a child, Joe lived on a farm and used to "LOVE" the goats. About 6 years ago, I was in New York (for reasons I won't go into) and I brought home a goat from a farm there. Well it turned out to be one of the goats that Joe had violated in his youth.
I told I was upset with him and instead of apologizing for his evil deeds, he set out to taunt my precious little horned friend. So I told Joe he would pay for it.
Beth, this was epic. Please give the wardrobe department my compliments. And the writers, for the "Republican at a drag queen convention" comment. You, my dear, rock.
I assume you are referring to the "boots"? I might have to give them an encore.
And that line seems to be popular.
What I find odd, is that for some reason, everyone is ignoring the fact that Janet Reno has a hit out on her. Only Ophelia caught that. But then again, she is a very smart lady.
Shit. Well, you headed me off at the pass. I had already planned to use action figures if anyone asked me to do that.
Nobody has "Officially" tagged me so I don't have to do it. And didn't Maryann put out a plea for us all to stop.
Well, except for Jason. He should always do naked vlogs. And then of course there is Jared Knight. I can't seem to recall a single vlog that he WASN'T naked in.
No. There was a rumor going around that if you watched it, you were automatically tagged. So I am avoiding it. Sounded a bit too much like catching the consumption to me.
OMG. THis was too freaking fantastic. BEth, you have a sexy voice and you have boobs! Brilliant work. I GOT TO HUG JASON! Okay, he wasn't nekkid but I still got to HUG him, lol!
Cracked up at "I'm shy!" and "Standing out like a Republican at a drag queen convention!" and "He's on step one" and of course "I love that Dick". You rule, Beth.
Oh boy. Did you come to the wrong place. You did notice that I own a gun, right? And I am highly connected. And I am willing to abduct people. Did you somehow miss the message here?
how can he eat you out of house and home and be in the trunk at the same time. I am confused. And why not cut off the winkie? what's so wrong with that? It's not like he will need it anymore. You could mail it to Joe as proof.
I already offered proof of life, but Joe and Brian never got back to me. And I keep in the trunk when I have to go places or I can't watch him. But he does have to eat, shower, pee and sleep.
Wow wow wow!!! Beth my friend that was amazing...very well done. I still love that shot of Joe with the goat painting, kills me every time. Good to see ya back in action chica. =)
OK, we all know the goat humping was a one time deal. I haven't even been near a goat since. There's something else going on here. What do you really want Beth? How do we know once I meet your demands you will really release Buddy?
Tell me what you want, what you really really want.
My girlfriend calls them my "f#@*-me boots". I think it's terrible to label someone's clothing like that just because they got you laid a couple of times. I mean, please....
Oh come on John. I introduced a whole new character. He's awesome. And now I can have the Gay Assassin hunting down people for completely retarded reasons.
WOW = BRAVO@!@!!!!
LAArtGallery 3 years ago
I warned Joe.
I warned him.
bet0001970 3 years ago
*waves*
nbwulf 3 years ago
Came back for more. Just awesome Beth!
MelodyElize 3 years ago
Hi Beth,
Obviously I need to do homework & see what all this fuss is about humping goats...did Joe hump YOUR goats? Oh- uh, sorry to bring up a sore topic... um, so:
Giving the Gay Assassin the ending line was gold. What a riot this whole vid was! (You never show your face eh? That, I can understand.)
kickboxgrrl 3 years ago
Well, the back story is that as a child, Joe lived on a farm and used to "LOVE" the goats. About 6 years ago, I was in New York (for reasons I won't go into) and I brought home a goat from a farm there. Well it turned out to be one of the goats that Joe had violated in his youth.
I told I was upset with him and instead of apologizing for his evil deeds, he set out to taunt my precious little horned friend. So I told Joe he would pay for it.
bet0001970 3 years ago
I see. I also see that you are not a woman to be trifled with. Check - duly noted for future. =)
kickboxgrrl 3 years ago
Beth, this was epic. Please give the wardrobe department my compliments. And the writers, for the "Republican at a drag queen convention" comment. You, my dear, rock.
musosf 3 years ago
I assume you are referring to the "boots"? I might have to give them an encore.
And that line seems to be popular.
What I find odd, is that for some reason, everyone is ignoring the fact that Janet Reno has a hit out on her. Only Ophelia caught that. But then again, she is a very smart lady.
bet0001970 3 years ago
I tag Beth to do a naked vlog....no superhero figures either!!! We want to see you and obviously the men want to see all of you.
RiddleSpider 3 years ago
Shit. Well, you headed me off at the pass. I had already planned to use action figures if anyone asked me to do that.
Nobody has "Officially" tagged me so I don't have to do it. And didn't Maryann put out a plea for us all to stop.
Well, except for Jason. He should always do naked vlogs. And then of course there is Jared Knight. I can't seem to recall a single vlog that he WASN'T naked in.
bet0001970 3 years ago
Did you watch my naked vlog?
RiddleSpider 3 years ago
No. There was a rumor going around that if you watched it, you were automatically tagged. So I am avoiding it. Sounded a bit too much like catching the consumption to me.
bet0001970 3 years ago
Back for another laugh. Epic.
beffer2000 3 years ago
OMG. THis was too freaking fantastic. BEth, you have a sexy voice and you have boobs! Brilliant work. I GOT TO HUG JASON! Okay, he wasn't nekkid but I still got to HUG him, lol!
MelodyElize 3 years ago
Jason this, Jason that....
I vow that one day, I too will hug Jason!!! As Beth is my witness.
RiddleSpider 3 years ago
Yes, you will. He will probably hug you FIRST! HA!
MelodyElize 3 years ago
mmmmm, Jason hugs, mmmmmm
RiddleSpider 3 years ago
*hug*
nbwulf 3 years ago
And I'm sad that I wasn't online that day....
beffer2000 3 years ago
I told you!!!!
bet0001970 3 years ago
Cracked up at "I'm shy!" and "Standing out like a Republican at a drag queen convention!" and "He's on step one" and of course "I love that Dick". You rule, Beth.
Demand 4: Oh yeah, baby.
beffer2000 3 years ago
Tell me about it. I'm thinking of adding naked Jason to all of my videos.
bet0001970 3 years ago
Works for me... how about as an outtro?
beffer2000 3 years ago
Now there's an idea!
bet0001970 3 years ago
I was wondering what happened to Buddy...mystery solved! Great vid Beth!
Spammyguy712 3 years ago
Thanks Dean. I'm thinking of letting Buddy back online for a few minutes so people will know he is still alive.
bet0001970 3 years ago
O Lawd !!
run Janet run
MsOpheliaPayne 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
bet0001970 3 years ago
Don't mind me...back for another watch.
nbwulf 3 years ago
Nice work, but now now. Renouncing goat sex?!!? Let's take things a step at a time and not move that fast quite yet... ;)
jedimaster86 3 years ago
Oh boy. Did you come to the wrong place. You did notice that I own a gun, right? And I am highly connected. And I am willing to abduct people. Did you somehow miss the message here?
bet0001970 3 years ago
OMG Bet you were right!you just made a rEAL movie! And I LOVE YOUR ACting VOICE!! And I want to SEE you acting! I bet BET is the BEST!!
GREAT video movie!! Whoohooo!!
batatakley 3 years ago
My friend Kelly did the camera work. She's so good at it. I need to start using her for more videos. The images come out better than when I do it.
bet0001970 3 years ago
Well then, let Kelly film you! We want to see who is behind that sexy voice!!!
RiddleSpider 3 years ago
Yes BEth, we all do!
MelodyElize 3 years ago
Excellent!!! So well done!! Well written, well played....this was pretend right? Right? Is Buddy ok? Are you feeding him well? I mean, uhm
RiddleSpider 3 years ago
Oh come on. He's a big boy. He can handle being in a trunk for a couple weeks. It's not like I cut off his winkie or anything.
And that man is eating me out of house and home. At least he can cook.
bet0001970 3 years ago
how can he eat you out of house and home and be in the trunk at the same time. I am confused. And why not cut off the winkie? what's so wrong with that? It's not like he will need it anymore. You could mail it to Joe as proof.
RiddleSpider 3 years ago
I already offered proof of life, but Joe and Brian never got back to me. And I keep in the trunk when I have to go places or I can't watch him. But he does have to eat, shower, pee and sleep.
bet0001970 3 years ago
Shower? You let him take showers? I thought you would give him sponge baths. C'mon Beth, I know how smart you are.
RiddleSpider 3 years ago
NOT RIGHT!!!!
bet0001970 3 years ago
Hey! A girl can dream right?
RiddleSpider 3 years ago
Oh my God! That was too awesome for words!
And you have a sexah voice...
Mmm hmmm.
;) Wolfe
Ardenwolfe 3 years ago
Hey Wolfe!
I turned it back on.
bet0001970 3 years ago
Wow wow wow!!! Beth my friend that was amazing...very well done. I still love that shot of Joe with the goat painting, kills me every time. Good to see ya back in action chica. =)
nbwulf 3 years ago
So can we count on any more nudity?
bet0001970 3 years ago
How about I just send along the outtakes? You can add them to your DVD... =)
nbwulf 3 years ago
OMG! There were outakes????
Sweet!
bet0001970 3 years ago
Yeah...the steam from the shower was causing the tripod to slip on the counter. Danger danger danger!
nbwulf 3 years ago
Ok, just stop typing....
bet0001970 3 years ago
Aww...ok. 8)
nbwulf 3 years ago
OK, we all know the goat humping was a one time deal. I haven't even been near a goat since. There's something else going on here. What do you really want Beth? How do we know once I meet your demands you will really release Buddy?
Tell me what you want, what you really really want.
GeneticBlend 3 years ago
I'll tell you what I want. What I really, really want.
bnessel1973 3 years ago
Sing it baby!
bet0001970 3 years ago
Seriously, this was brilliantly done. Hysterical. I always enjoy a good BethWhacking.
And I vote fro Brian's plan as well.
GeneticBlend 3 years ago
Do think I want to keep him??????
Do have any idea how much he eats? The man is the size of an OX! Now I know why it costs so much to run the Army. They had to feed Buddy.
And besides, you have to follow ALL of my demands. Not just the first one.
bet0001970 3 years ago
Hmm... I'll get back to you on that.
Did I mention how much I like your boots?
GeneticBlend 3 years ago
My girlfriend calls them my "f#@*-me boots". I think it's terrible to label someone's clothing like that just because they got you laid a couple of times. I mean, please....
bet0001970 3 years ago
Great boots indeed...
nbwulf 3 years ago
I don't like where this is headed. You know Joe will never go without the goat. And I miss Buddy. Bring him back. Don't make me send an army puppets.
And - lol - agreed on the Jason thing.
johnofjordan 3 years ago
Oh come on John. I introduced a whole new character. He's awesome. And now I can have the Gay Assassin hunting down people for completely retarded reasons.
Personally, I love where this is headed.
bet0001970 3 years ago
This was amazing!
I'll get Joe to stop humping goats if you show your face! How's THAT for a deal?!
Awesome job, Beth. Faved!
bnessel1973 3 years ago
Sounds like an awesome deal!
johnofjordan 3 years ago
Don't you dare negotiate for me John!
bet0001970 3 years ago
Holy Crap! I have big boobs.
bet0001970 3 years ago
Is that a counter-offer?! : )
bnessel1973 3 years ago
More of an observation. They say you gain 10 pounds on camera. Apparently it went to my chest.
bet0001970 3 years ago
Glory to the camera God's then.
Sh*t, did I really type that?
bnessel1973 3 years ago
Only I can delete it. And I'm not going to.
bet0001970 3 years ago
So that's the secret to increasing my cup size??? Must find camera now...
beffer2000 3 years ago
Apparently so.
bet0001970 3 years ago
I love your boots. Hey! I said BOOTS!
GeneticBlend 3 years ago
So do all the guys down at the pub. Of course they say it in a really dirty way.
bet0001970 3 years ago
Yeah, well, I typed it in a really dirty way. Wait, what?
GeneticBlend 3 years ago
Yeah well, I just farted.
bet0001970 3 years ago
in a really dirty way?
RiddleSpider 3 years ago
Precisely.
bet0001970 3 years ago