Carlos Mencia - Beaner Man (Featuring P.O.D.)

[MrYoungmoney12340]

hes beaner man he walks on the water with the power of zeus no shock his name is jeus hehheheheheheheheheheheheheheh­eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh­eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh­eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh­eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh­eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh­eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh­eheh

[sonicftw420]

this guy is funny fuck all this haters there all putas

[hornedfrog2000]

Does it matter if he is a Mexican? He obviously makes you believe he is one. He might as well be, and he sucks. The End.

[vDeFiiNeZv]

Noooooo, the taco isnt beeeaaanss

[earlid1912]

at 0:14 nooooooooo no beans

[hornedfrog2000]

Mexicans just aren't funny.

[omgmorebutts]

@hornedfrog2000 Carlos isn't even Mexican. Ned was born Honduras.

[107043]

@hornedfrog2000 hahaha he is not Mexican!

[lethal4523]

why couldnt carlos mencia die instead of patrice oneal :(.

[trunks0321]

Carlos is the Shit. I dont why he got scared about that guy talking shit about him. I hope he comes back.So Carlos please stop being a Dee Dee Dee and get a yob.lol.

[ahhcrap101]

carlos mencia sucks but the song is cool

[eloyrosalezjr]

Love the song

[Slasher32]

HE'S BEIN' A MAN!!!!

[xenthosica]

32 people aren't covered by afflack.

[14809rob]

What a beaner

[SuperWing0]

lol

[harrymanbach]

Hack band with a hack comedian cocksucka!

[dawingo2]

wow dude he just tells the trust most people cant say and seriously stfu and dont watch it if your just gonna get pissed and leave bad comments that start fights.

[Torinna1]

MARIO LOPEZ IS SEXY

[Masoneter]

Hmm... let me compare this. He had a TV show and is a pretty well-known comedian. You are some loser that randomly insults people that are clearly smarter then you. And He's the dumb fuck?

[MrHugorocks]

@ Masoneter ur just a dumb fuck like this idiot of mencia

[dmarco5range]

What if Beaner Man kissed a guy? Oh shit.

[locsta1234]

Don't like it? Don't watch it no point in bitching not like anyone cares

[gladys90062]

ahhh, love this. (:

[MastinoNapoletano420]

Only San Diego understands this...POD southtown, you know we don't play, got the boarder gates just feet away....

[JustinIsAlwaysWright]

I love how people say "HE'S NOT EVEN MEXICAN" as if he's secretly a white guy or something.

[sickside187]

I typed "beaner" cause i wanted to know what will pop up and it give me this shit this Fucker is not funny he's not even mexican WTF P.O.D. could have done better than this bullshit

[somethingnotdone]

@sickside187 dude pod is bullshit to

[MrHugorocks]

this fucker is not funny and not even mexican no wonder he's not funny trying too make chicano jokes when he's a fuckin fake no wonder he's not funny for shti try some honduran jokes dumb fuck

[Masoneter]

@MrHugorocks Oh yes. Because EVERYONE knows stereotypes about people that aare half hunderan. I mean, because it is a common steriotype. Why, just the other day I walked by a middle school and they were all telling Hunderan jokes.

[Fuhrimanjk]

I don't give a crap what anyone says...Carlos Mencia is hilarious...If you don't like him, why are ya viewing his stuff, go else where fool!!!

[cryerangel]

I rarely comment on videos whether I like or dislike em but that wuz some of the lamest shit I've ever seen in my 24 yrs. of life

[GetDemRimz]

not even remotely funny

[BootyBot]

this is what happens when you let mencia write his own jokes

[GuitarHero5222]

sick



[skaared02]

BEANERMAN!!!!!!!!

[blink18246131]

I like my white shoes

[slamdunkproductions1]

LOL

[BoneDaddy216]

hehe p.o.d. xD

[rafael1801maragogi]

Wtf? i don't understand this music video

[Kisamefishfry]

worst viedo ever? Calros mencia should stop while hes sort of ahead.

[PhantomSin626]

here is a question for all carlos haters...... what do you get out of looking for carlos vidsand posting that he sucks. Carlos has 3-4 specials that i know about and his own show. if he wasnt good and if he wasnt funny he wouldnt have all that. so if you dont like his style sit down and shut up!

[BCdaindian]

They should totally make Beaner-Man into a feature film... I'd know I'd pay to see it.

[jvsmith77]

Mencia's stand up is not that funny but , he is a good skit comic. Beaner Man is pretty funny!

[ZeroSystem100]

Genius did this shit is funny. Also Mencia is Honduran

[damienscov]

now what if "Beaner Man" was actually a show? JUST THINK of how many of us beaners would be watching it! lol Respect to Carlos Mencia and P.O.D. is the bomb even though im a cheddar (or thats what all me latino amigos call me), i love p.o.d. man

[robbierickett97]

i hate bean tacos

[mrceebees14]

hahaha

[guatuguato]

No need to argue guys it's just plain funny,,, remember the dee dee dee song... it´s not only about we latins...is about everybody in this country.... we all have funny behaviours to laugh with

[MrsNinjaMuffin]

Geez guys, it's just for fun. Chill out. I'm Mexican and I don't mind. If every little thing is going to get to you maybe you shouldn't look up these videos. I mean why waste your time?

[MrLazyBoy76]

bean but

[youngdeezy64]

why dont they hav song on itunes

[narcopadrote]

carlos mencia must of fallen on hardtimes or maybe most critics are right about him he is just not funny at all. its a shame he would chose to ridicule his own culture in these allreaddy hard and dificult times for mexicans everywhere , no "self especting" mexican could like or even agree with this garbage I am deepy offended by this crap if i ever run in to him you can bet good money i will slap him around till he begs me not to.

[mrceebees14]

@narcopadrote And then his bodyguards would either maim or kill you.

[darkness5279]

@narcopadrote you really need to lighten up i mean its better to tell a raical joke because if your like mencia its for laughs not to be hurtfull

[narcopadrote]

p.o.d. what a lalentless band and mencia is afk disgrace!!! i am ofended by the shit!!!

[T3T023]

@narcopadrote I might understand why you say Mencia "sucks", it's your opinion though. But I have a question for you. Why is this band 'talentless' as you say?

[BedTimeProductions11]

@T3T023 because he's jelous he can't play like p.o.d. or is as funny as Carlos Mencia.

[T3T023]

@BedTimeProductions11 He just wasn't able to back up his statement with evidence. No evidence exists that says P.O.D. is 'talentless' :)

[SuperSwordman1]

@T3T023 He also lacks evidence that Carlos isn't funny.

[experimental0000]

@T3T023 agreed. the same can be said about the haters who comment on videos saying things suck etc. even if some try to offer evidence, it's usually just opinions rather than facts and get even more pissy when others with real facts put them in their place.

[BootyBot]

@experimental0000

/watch?v=lCixAktGPlg

this is why everyone hates Mencia. 

[444Dico]

@BedTimeProductions11 finally someone who likes Carlos Mencia, he rox, thats why we look to beanerman:)

[BedTimeProductions11]

@444Dico i know right, people dont like him even though hes a very funny man.

[444Dico]

@BedTimeProductions11 its funny that Mencia has fun making fun of his own people, yet Dave chapel makes fun of his own people too but no one complains about him.

[c01dbl00d]

@T3T023 boy u a racese ass motha facha arent u

[cmcnulty3]

@narcopadrote if you are going to insult mencia and p.o.d both great entertainment try and spell correctly you dumbass! what the hell it "lalentless?"

[davebuster101]

@narcopadrote cuz your a retarded pussy.

[Killer45503]

@narcopadrote if your offended by it then DONT FRECKIN WATCH IT THEN!!!!!!!!!

Dee,Dee,Dee

[Sbriskin1]

@narcopadrote kill youself p.o.d. has more talent than u ya queer

[ArceusXIII]

@narcopadrote you're just a frickin hater. You're jealous that you don't have the god-like comedy skills of Carlos Mencia.

[SparkSSBM]

@ArceusXIII god-like comedy skills? LOL

[Themothia2]

@narcopadrote You just wish you had the super-beaner gene.

[MorrosTheGod]

@narcopadrote afk on the internet means "away from keyboard" soo.. you statement was " Mencia is away from keyboard disgrace!!! " Enjoy.

~Morros

[gaxiolab93]

@narcopadrote hey am mexican and i dont bich like u

[yogurtpimp]

@narcopadrote No one cares that you're offended, gain a sense of humor and stop being a pussy.

[ipup100]

@yogurtpimp AMEN!!!!

[qetuo1000]

yuh his show was really cool, but all those whiny comedians got jealous and started talking crap bout him .

[beyondthegrave2005]

I love how Mario Lopez is Dirty Sanchez.

[Paul0049]

dis shit funny

[robotjj09]

13 people got a Dirty Sanchez mustache

[animemaster240]

im mexican ahahah that shits funny he flies in on a bean!!!

[migelcaca9]

Asshole

[EricGonz17]

P.O.D is badass i like school of hard knocks

[SuperV215]

im beaner man

[Bradass92]

... "Still only 5 feet tall" lmfao

[DarkSamurai305]

Dirty Sanchez should be the hero

[beanerman9111991]

I didn't even know this existed. Look at my username. I found this by trying to look for my channel without clicking on "my channel".

[misterallan1]

Can I Get this on my Ipod?

I want this on my ipod!

[MrVers66]

LOL... Dirty Sanches

[RoFlz941]

HES BEANERMAN

[BoricuaGurL143]

uh.. this is dumb

[jiggaberryhazejr]

@MNsportsguru that's like saying you're half american. When are people going to realize that "mexican" is an ethnicity, not a race?

[beyondthegrave2005]

@jiggaberryhazejr Mexican is a nationality. The ethnicity is Latino/Hispanic, with Hispanic referring to people from Hispañola (Dominican Republic) and Latino being everyone else of Latin origin.

[luftballoonz96]

@beyondthegrave2005 Latin origin? I'm greek, and I'm sure as hell not a "latino."

[beyondthegrave2005]

@luftballoonz96 Only thing Greece has to do with Latin is the Romans copying and somewhat modifying their culture. Other than that, when the hell did I say Greek was Latin? How would that even be possible if Latin came after Greek? Why not think logically for a second or at least READ?

[Wh4tNiGgA187]

i want to get a job

[zdragulaz]

I want to get a Yob hahaha

and also at the end

"i just saved you all,

i'm still only 5 feet tall"

[zeeb12345]

didnt kanye kill him in south park?

[jaraefields1]

Carlos does a good impression of Sonny.

[DarkSamurai305]

wtf? 

[luftballoonz96]

@MRSAMPOR88 mencia isn't a mexican. he's from honduras, idiot.

[iZMuSiCFoELiFe]

haha

[12Onomicproductions]

super mex nice

[jv83105]

what a white washed little bitch. i wish i could tell him that myself and then punch him str8 on the nose for being a bitch lol

[redpspwithgame]

hey wat season is this

[AngealeGibson]

@redpspwithgame Season 3

[miso065]

im only 5 feet tall hes beaner man

[diter180]

Why doesn't anybody have the rap he made about dmx, snoop dogg, mystikal, and lil Kim that's so fucking funny but I still love this one

[ARGmessi18]

Lol when mario and carlos fight

[Foilsdown]

0:47

[tissetatten]

hahahaha

[rollx2015]

WTF?

[SuperCookies911]

I miss this show!

[InDaHoodDanny1]

viva de la el salvador

[ERCSUnO]

what realy made me laugh was 3.00 lol lol lol lol

[Incanman22]

beaner man that's classic, i love it

[Hecket]

But he was covered by affleck HAHAHAHA priceless xD

[Johnnyboom1]

@aLLis0n0012 its not a spoof of P.O.D. its made with POD

[T3T023]

@Johnnyboom1 Been meaning to change the title for a while, thanks for reminding me lol

[reneistheman]

El héroe latino!!

[appleman1324]

this was so funny XD, yo soy salvadoreno i saw the beginning with the baby with a full head of long black hair, looked exactly like i did when i was born XD

[storyofmylifeband]

Carlos Mencia stole most of his jokes, but funny.

[jhardytnarvd]

@storyofmylifeband ur fucking stupid

[bonds911]

this is really hilarious dawg

[SugarNinja95]

When the yankees need a great pitcher, he'll make a Cuban richer. I'm Cuban and i still found this part pretty funny.

[darthjoc]

haha like this song

[The305felix]

carlos was epicly funny in my opinion :)

[bb53535]

where can i download this mp3 for free

[degrating]

yes they are

[beanerman8495]

Isn't pod christain

[Hipno702]

@beanerman8495 yeah lol

[977menaA]

lol beaner man, haven't seen it in a while

[starfoxstarwolf5423]

whats a dirty sanchez

[Gus297130]

when you take a lil piece of poo and put on a sleeping friends top lip

[dragons2k100]

naw thats a hitler, look up stephyn lynch dirty sanchez he explaines it lol.. in song :)

[oldschoolmuzicfan]

its funny

but this is the only P.O.D. song i don´t like

[sasukeed4]

i like the ddd song better but awsome

[cocoo0opablos]

haha,i use to have aflac

[chrisgarnettFAN2]

any good

[SaiyansElite]

HEY YOU, LOOK AT MY WHITE SHOES !!!!

[Cutup663]

I want to get yob speaking english to the people

[juan11732]

HE'S BEANER MAN!!!

[frankattack64]

XD dirty sanchez

[gonard12]

woot mario lopez!

[ScarfaceXD]

WTF at 3:22!!!!

[tinyGH]

I can relate to this

[skaterkid4396]

this is awesome you I also like the de de dee song there both cool :D

[thedx0001]

carlos is god vote for carlos for pres

[360psyco]

this is cool AND funny

[commiemofo94]

EPIC FAIL

[realmofblood]

I'm only 5 FEET TALL! Funny as Fuck! LM@O! what up man?

[realmofblood]

This shit is funny as fuck.

[gameboyaddict]

This is awesome

[buddymagnum330]

this song is awesome..lol

[carlos6954]

omg finally found it!hahaha lol its fucking funny as hell!

[jonaquen]

im mexican but this is funny man!!!! lol

[Nerospidy]

funny viva mexico

[metroid1234567]

well if you cant laugh at yourself then you can laugh at anything right? XD

[PATTONM14A1]

@jonaquen Well one thing you can't accuse of Carlos Mencia was being racist. He made fun of everyone and just about everything. In order to be racist you have to favor one race and hate another. Carlos didn't do that. He took shots at everyone because his point was we're supposed to equal even when it comes ridicule.

[Reaperofdarksouls]

its by a mexican so its not racsist

[MrNaruto341]

@Reaperofdarksouls carlos mencia is not mexican but i agree is not racsist because am mexican

[DarkSamurai305]

@MrNaruto341

her mom is thou so his part

[Bradass92]

@MrNaruto341 hes half mexican his mom's from mexico his dads from like guatemala or honduras

[benitokicksass]

This is almost as good as when Larry The Cable Guy teamed up with Nickelback.

[sparten119bata]

HAHAAHAHAHA

[ISZombie]

FINALLY!!! I've been looking for this video forever.

Many thanks for uploading it.

[GORATPHUQ]

heck yeah this video rocks ass and im sharing this vid with everyone !!!!!!!! lmao LOL look at my leather shoes

[poopoomister9393]

its all good tho and yes p.o.d is good nice job tho

[poopoomister9393]

fucking loser carlos mencia is not funny at all...

[spinachdip101]

if u dont like him then why would u look it up

[poopoomister9393]

i didnt look it up i just came across it while lokking for p.o.d songs. comments are to share your oppinions with everyone if u dont like mine why waste ur time commenting back?

[realmofblood]

I'm only 5ft tall LOL! funny as fuck.

[realmofblood]

Aw finally I was trying to find this video. And is that Carlos wearing dreadlocks??? LOL well I don't know why P.O.D. a so called Christian band would go on Comedy Central with Mencia??? O well it's kinda funny.