Whose Line: Got Arrested Hoedown

[ffiinnrroodd]

OK, am I the only one who's really curious about how the hell it is possible to make up a verse in a few seconds?

[lou4brew]

Oh I'm in jail, looking at life

I shouldn't have stabbed her with a Knife.

But I'm getting out of this can

Cause my lawyer, is Johnny Cochran.

[NumbFlynn]

I just got arrested for possession a gun

The NYPD officer told me my days were done

He put me in the cruiser and threw me in the slammer

This wouldn't have happened if I'd stayed in Alabamer

[TheHumanDirigible]

I wanna get top comment, I want it bad you see

I'll write a couple lyrics and up there I will be!

Everyone will read it, and they'll get really mad

Haters Gonna Hate, cuz this rhyme is very bad!

[SupremeSlider]

I got arrested for DUI.

I tried to lie by saying I was blind.

I know the cops were just doing their duty.

Once I got to prison guys smack my booty.

[HalfSquad]

Umm...just one more video, then I'll stop.

[cdlcrusader1]

I got arrested for stealing a few cars

The cops caught me and put me behind bars

Jail was so bad I knew I could not cope

My biggest mistake was when I dropped the soap

[19783430365]

oh i got arrested back in 92'

i was not sure just what to do

i was lock with three men and it wasnt swell,

now when i walk around i wear a bell

[SolrSurfr3]

I knew it was just gonna be one of those days

When I lit a match and my shirt sleeve caught ablaze

I tried to put it out, I didn't see the harm

But I get put in jail for waving a firearm.

[TheXTVproductions]

I was running from the cops just the other day,

but I got stuck in traffic because of James Roday.

I tried to leave my car and mount up on a bike.

But he kicked me off and yelled out, "Psych!"

[SolrSurfr3]

@TheXTVproductions

XD BRILLIANT!!

[gorginhanson]

Anyone notice something about these "winners" ?

[paddymoep]

No rhyme with " molested "? come on..

[allabastormaroe]

When I was a teen, I tried to steal a car.

Well I have to tell ya, I didn't get very far.

I ran into a building and several rodents.

Only the roadkill was owned by the government.

[TailsFiraga]

Making up hoedowns is an easy thing to do.

Hell, I'm an idiot, and I can do it, too.

It's amusing for a second, I'll admit it, sure,

Just be careful not to go overboard.

[Crispyconcerto]

Of all these verses i'm not a big fan

making up hoedowns, there should be a ban

you guys all suck, as much as skanky hoes

that's why you should just leave it to the pros

[estelgreenleaf]

Colin's hoedowns are always so clever!!

[neeraj2608]

"assault with a battery," "congealed weapon" Colin's hoedowns are always the wittiest! :D

[pkingusorun]

i got arrested yesterday it was not fun

they beat me and they took my gun

im going to escape anyway i dont know why they bother

oh maybe its caused i f****d the sheriffs mother

[Boohead86]

I was caught stealing a big, loaded, gun

I Didn't know what to do so I began to run

I was eventually arrested in a ghetto

Then they forced me to watch Drew in Gepetto.

[AccuracyTest]

These fake hoedowns are never quite as funny.

Cuz these guys are professionals you know, they make the money.

Plus you're kinda cheating, you've had time of rhymes.

So SHUT IT unless your name is Colin, Wayne, or Ryan.

[loperspest]

@AccuracyTest

At least, we're not quoting, blind as is blind,

Simply, repeating, funny quotes we find,

It's more unique, it's really kind of new,

If you, don't like it, now what you gonna do?

[HaruNeita87]

i was put in jail..it was pretty cool

i met some friends...they took the bed and the stool

when i got revenge..it looked quite freaking fun

but because of my stupidness now im on the run!

[upitpompey]

Today I got arrested for a petty crime

But I was rude in court so now I'm doing time

I don't know what to do, don't know how to cope

But one thing I learn the hard way is never drop the soap!

[wobbawobba147]

Today I got arrested I really dont know why

When they shoved me against and i started to cry

They said whats the matter i said i hurt my dick

I guess now i know never to crack jokes about my stick

[SirTimbo]

I was driving hom last night minding my own business

When a care then passed too close ruining my new finish.

So I sped up and rammed him from behind.

Too bad it was a cop car cus now I'm doing time.

[topnotchgodson]

I went to jail it was real bad

Locked up all night really made me sad

I did something I didn't think was a crime

I was arrested for killing time

[k3vinheyland]

EVERY COMMENT ON THIS PAGE ARE HOEDOWN RHYMES!!! AHHHHH!!!

[Gleek215]

I got arrested for the millionth time

When will I learn, when will I stop all the lies?

I drink and do drugs and I want to sleep with Conan

Who am I, you guessed it, my name is Lindsay Lohan

[Dragonvale72]

I was in Driver's ed, my instructor told a tale

about a girl who got arrested and went to jail.

she threw a chalupa and stabbed a drivers twice

charged for two deadly weapons really wasn't nice.

(Yep, it's actually a story about road rage. a woman had a chalupa and threw it at a driver with road rage at her. They pulled over and they fought. the chalupa thrower stabbed the other driver and got arrested and was charged for TWO deadly weapons.)

[11grapegatorade11]

I got out of jail about a year ago. I was there for ten years or so I am told. I was lost track of time, it seemed to go so fast. But I guess it's hard to keep track while getting fucked in the ass.

[Thunderchin]

I got arrested for some random crime

I was convicted and I did some time

Lack of video games really made me moody

But on the toilet I could have my Call of Duty

[FEARthexDino]

I don't like thieves and robbers

They are not the people who are Sobbers

I don't like them cause they are such sinners

But if they get away this might be my last dinners

[TheKnightsofAwesome]

i was arrested, but the charges were cleared.

to tell you at first, i thought that it was weird.

but the cops confronted me and said "we take it back

we didn't mean to arrest you, thanks for killing Rebecca Black!"

[RozsaKietse]

I got arrested a few months ago/

Now I am in jail and treated like a hoe/

I don't really see why the cops wanted to jail me/

When all I did was fall in love with Mochrie~

(And Stiles and Proops and Esten and Davis and Brady~ :3)

[tehgpnub]

i got sent to prison, yes shame on me

but all i really did was run naked down the street

now i'm known in my jail as a stupid clown

but atleast its better then singing in HOEDOWN

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

i got arrested for peeing on a cop

I guess that's the i drink a ihop

How the hell did the cop was a guy

Now he makes me recite episodes from freaking Family Guy

[nayr21947]

When I got arrested, I thought it was the end

I saw guys in the shower waiting for me to bend

The ironic situation drained me of hope

I was gonna be raped because I stole a bar of soap.

[od66od]

Take my advice, when you get arrested

Please, oh please, get your ID tested

They mistook me for some Arabian hitmen

Just because my ID said that I was Bin Laden

[MagicBeez]

I got arrested, oh please lord save me,

Cause right now with toilet water I am making tea,

None of the guys would look, I thought it was mood,

It turns out it was just because I was not a dude.

[wthomas1995]

When I got arrested, they threw me into jail,

All I really did was go and check my mail,

I don't really know what happened, it all happened so fast,

now I'm just wondering why this dude is in my ass.

[Michaelthekiwi]

When the cops saw me I tried to run away,

I knew they had seen me from the other day,

Something about me that they would've remembered,

Is the forty seven people that I had dismembered

[YeLlPr]

Colin is one of the best at hoedown. I love the "assault with a battery!"

[bjean1986]

Late last Friday night I was thrown in jail

I called my parents to see if they'd post bail.

They told me that I would have to call them back

I'm pretty sure I heard my dad say, "let's get all his shit packed!"

[chelioshit]

I got arrested for the first time in my life

i did pretty bad the first time I road a bike

once i was behind bars I felt pretty glad

oh thank god I am not lindsey lohan.

Let me know what you think.

[ConanVictor]

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

[TankFlame55]

One time I got arrested, yeah, it was pretty lame.

The cops had told me, that I should feel ashamed.

When I went to jail, I had a little hope.

All of that went away, after I dropped the soap.

[ITSOVER9000ish]

I was drunk and driving, which you know isn't fine.

I wiggled and wobbled while walking a straight line.

But i am still one of the best don't you know?

If you don't know who I am, I'm Chris Jericho!

[CanadaMuthafukka]

@ITSOVER9000ish I was arrested because I was drunk

As soon as they pulled up, I knew I was sunk

When the showed up, my friend chose to flee

Why oh why do I hang out with Matt Hardy?

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

I was arrested because I'm an assclown

Like my theme song says " Break the walls down"

that moron should of never stepped on my toes

I punched him out cuz I'm Chris Jericho

[wolfpac1able]

if i get arrested i know how it will happen

cause my minds not that far from snappim

it'll be the worst thing u ever saw

i'll be an outlaw for killing an in-law

[chazsgurl]

Girls like me don't get arrested often, you can tell

I walked into the joint and they all screamed "what the hell?"

but once they heard my story, they weren't that surprised

cuz I beat up a cop after smoking weed with 20 guys

[girinam9840]

I got arrested for screwing with a guy

It made no sense cuz the guy just ate a fly

I just forgot what this fights really for

Oh i remember he slammed my dick at the door

[ben19496]

One time i got arrested, for raping a child. I thought hit shouldnt hurt him, cause it was pretty mild, but when the police found me out, they put me in jail, but its ok because i shall watch them

[coreybusby]

I got arrested in Arkansas last night.

l had just won a drunken knife fight.

There wasn't enough room in the cell to dig.

So when he came to check me, l shanked the worthless pig.

[d62203]

I was arrested in Texas last night

I knew that smoking weed was not right

I took all my weed and ran into the forest

but it's no use running when you're busted by Chuck Norris

[d62203]

I was arrested in Texas last night

I knew that smoking weed was not right

I took all my weed and ran into the forest

but it's no use running when you're busted by Chuck Norris

[mager258987]

I am a nice man, but I went to jail.

I called my mother, hoping she'd pay bail.

When she said no, I wondered how I could cope,

I regret my rape the next day, after I'd dropped the soap.

[tanaciousninjanikki]

I was arrested in Vegas for pimpin illegal prostitution

i didnt think much of it, i didnt think i was losin

now i have to do 25 years, everyone clapped

now i will know what its like to finally get bitch slapped.

had to do another... cause im from Vegas :D

[tanaciousninjanikki]

When i got arrested i didnt take it seriously

till the cop put the handcuffs on me

then he put me in the slamer, i shouted "YOUR A WITCH"

next time i'll think twice cause now im someone's Bitch!

:D i like making my own Hoedowns.

[DeLuca500]

I got arrester for something I regret

I held up a store, I'll never forget

sentenced three years it's better than life

I have a less chance of becoming someones wife.

[hungboom]

i got send to prision the other bloody day

because i beaten up a guy called james may

he phoned the police and said he was in luck

well aleast i said dude turn around and duck

[darkdefender85]

I got arrested cause I love coke

I think the legal system is such a joke

The cops couldn't touch me and thats really keen

Yes, You Guessed, My Name Is Charlie Sheen

[Trumpetnerd34]

I couldn't hear anything

[superluma64]

my favorite!!

[crappy4478]

When I was arrested, they pulled out all the stops,

you may have seen it, they showed it on COPS.

they gave me reason to get up and to sue,

because they beat me NYPD Blue.

[moviebelle]

I got arrested for stealing and i was full of shame

Because Im' famous and everyone knows my name.

There is something that I need to confide here.

For you see, my name's Winona Ryder

[Raiden255]

Colin has the best puns.

[WhoseLineCrazy]

I was caught and busted for some weed

they wouldnt let me go despite my innocent plead

They hit me with their nightsticks, it hurt like the dickens

but i was so high i thought that they were purple chickens

[SuperPoisonoak]

I was arrested, just the other day

i didn't know, what to do or say

the bloody cops, think they have the power

but i do when i make them drop the soap in the shower

[Lights254]

i hate it when drew holds his hands during the hoedowns or dances when his hoedowns are somewhat funny

[leeks1408]

a cop pulled over and asked me for my registration

i looked for a while and he ran out of patience

he took me to the cell and boy i got a surprise

my license and registration was stuck between my thighs

[Gleek215]

I got really drunk one day, with a bunch of friends

We drank so much beer, we got the bends

We broke out in cold sweats and had a high fever

And we got arrested for killing Justin Beiber

[monkeyg333]

man Colin is so clever and witty :)

[vezina333]

It's been twenty-seven years now since committing my first crime.

The laws were really strict back then so I did some time.

Renting movies from a store was the new escape.

But I returned a movie and I didn't rewind the tape.

[Sword414]

Me and my friends, we all got really drunk

We were so stupid, we threw around a skunk

But it would haunt me, i should have known better

I got arrested for murdering Justin Bieber

[BloodSonicFlux]

"Something you wanna keep secret"

Obviously they don't coz they said it on TV.

[pkingusorun]

i got arrested today boy am i mad

you should see my parents they are very sad

my cellmates there white and black

i tried to kill abc and bring whose lin back

[Noonrider11]

Dammit i got arrested, because im in a rush

Maybe i shouldnt make such a great big fuss.

When i get out of jail, oh that one day

I'll kill ABC to get back Whose Line Is It Anyway

[eagle8burger]

I got arrested just the other day

It was just underage drinking, but they tazed me anyway

They say that I will be put under lock and key,

But jail will treat me better than the LAPD

[JessicaAngel22]

@eagle8burger That was horrible and didnt match the song at all :/

[WordsOfWillsdom]

I got arrested, by a cop!

I came to me, and boy he didn't stop!

He yelled and yelled, for so long!

All I did, was steal his daughter's thong!

[SimuLord]

I'm a TV Troper and I had a legal fail

I got sent to prison and I'm rotting in jail

The crimes that I committed, about which I am talking

I got busted for Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking

[BriGuy9881]

I went to court last night, when there was a full moon

I had no money, so i bought the lawyer that was new,

He sucked at a job, and i got arrested you see

They took me to jail for murder and robbery

[PowerhouseTom]

i got taken to prison and man this place is hell

but the one thing i can get over, is the bloody smell

but the things that i really makes me mad

i got put in here when cose was framed by my dad

[leeks1408]

i'm getting arrested for doin a petty crime

i'm getting arrested for the 80th time

man all of the jail cells, there are quite some shanties

this is what i get for trying to steal women's panties

[bobmanny11]

Yesterday I was arrested for something I didn't do I tried an tried and tried to say it wasn't true that's when tiold oh what a big suprise apparently drew carry was hidden between my thighs

[vezina333]

Last night I got arrested, now I'm sitting in the joint.

I'd tell you how I got here, but really, what's the point?

I'll give you some advice though, I hope you get what I mean.

Always ask her for her ID when she tells you she's eighteen.

.

[chelioshit]

@vezina333 LMFAO.

[tommycatCA]

i went to prison it really was a drag

how i got arrested it was really kind of sad

what i did was wrong, i know it by now

i got caught by a policeman doing drugs with a cow

[hawaiiblowsTEXAN4EVR]

once he said dope it was obvious what he was going to say. haha

[zbradley1990]

I got arrested in Turkey, and they threw me in their prison.

They told me not to break the law I guess I should've listened.

Now I must admit, I didn't see it for miles.

But my cellmate, it was Ryan Stiles

[TheEsperanza243]

I got sent to prison I didn't know what to do;

I felt so bad because I was new.

It's been so long since I watched Whose Line really,

I guess I shouldn't have kicked ABC in their private air-ee.

[TheEsperanza243]

@FutureWHC nice one

[nath8650]

i got arrested for being very bad

it wasnt my thought i hanged out with the wrong lads

i was put in jail for nickin loads of stuff

now i sit through everyday taking it up the chuff

[klklklmmm]

I got arrested for doing something bad

what i did i couldnt say its bad

i went to abc and ask very nice to bring back whose line

then they said no and i slapped the shit out of them

[Tu49]

@klklklmmm you could of done that so much better man, good topic bad ryhme

[klklklmmm]

@Tu49 ya i know, i just like couldnt think of anything to rhyme so i failed :P

[TheTiva01]

when i was young i got sentenced to do hard time

apparently singing hoedowns is a terrible crime

but i didnt lisen and got rewarded you see

i got employed by whoseline and now work with drew carey

[Tu49]

People say that their arrests are the best

but i can tell you that mine puts yours to rest

its such a funny story one that isn't teary

i got arrested for stealing the world series

[KiwiFruitProduction]

@FutureWHC hey thats a good one

[yamina123]

I wonder what Colin said at the very end, since it made him and Ryan laugh.

Also, I don't remember seeing this Hoedown before

[bikeridingducky]

@yamina123 assault with a battery

[yamina123]

@bikeridingducky

I meant at the end of the video XD

[TheEsperanza243]

@yamina123 I couldn't make it out but.... I thought I heard something like "big bones."

[wafflessmellgood]

i was arrested, it wasnt really cool

the police locked me up for burning down the school

i dont see why theyre mad, no one likes to go

now im kinda sad, i cant finish robinson crusoe

[videoshare123]

when i got arrested i immediately went to jail

i saw Lindsey lohan and my buddy Mel

the police did something that was really low

they made me watch episodes of the drew carey show

[jonpuff420]

@videoshare123 dude thats an awesome one haha

[videoshare123]

@jonpuff420 haha thanks man!

[KendallSismine13]

Just the other day i got aressted

What was i thinking what was in my head

I dont know but now i always wear a frown

Because right now my cellmate is making me do hoedowns

[HotinthePants92]

I got arrested when I was quite young

Tried to rob a bank, now I see that was quite dumb

When they revealed my punishment, I said "Oh No!"

For 18 hours straight I had to watch Geppetto

[RenagadeSoldier22]

I went to jail just the other day

I remember the time, it was the first of May

I sat down thinking how I would pass

Then when I turned around, I got fucked up the ass.

[ShutterBAM]

I was sent to court, and then sent to jail

I didn't understand why and thought it was a fail

I asked what had happened and they showed me the files

Turns out I was arrested for stalking Ryan Stiles

[2012SoundsFun]

When i get arrested, I always put up fights

These cops should know by now, that i have my rights

Cuz when I get arrested, my jaw always drops

Especially when i see my face on the show called "cops"

[UltMitSinner78]

I got arrest for my second offense

I couldn't help it, it made little sense

I choked 1, 2, 3, 4,then maybe 5

You just can't stop if your names Bobby Knight

[chalie091892]

Everybody has that little quirk that makes them whole

Think of it as the prize you pour into your cereal bowl

For me, I have tourette's and a minor twitch

I got arrested for slapping a cop-SON OF A BITCH

[janeharte1115]

"assault with a battery!" colin is genius!

[coolgamer1677]

I hate the highest rated being on top, because they keep SPOILING THE DAMN VIDEO!

[icewhipRox]

I ran away from the cops when I robbed a bank

And when they arrested me, boy my heart really sank

"What's it like being the only girl there?" some people will ask

Let's just say that no one bothers raping my ass!

[tehpwnz0rify]

I robbed a little gun store, just the other day

I was caught on camera, why you say?

As I did my robbin' without any waiting

They caught me in the corner; I was masturbating

[daja120]

What was the name of that girl at the desk?

[xpert957]

kathy greenwood

[MattyQStudios]

Kathy Greenwood

[SnowflakeTiggy]

I got arrested for driving while drunk

I can tell you brother, boy it really stunk

Prison's not real scary, though, I don't get all the hype,

But I do get passed around Cell Block H like a peace pipe

[250lespaul]

well once i was arrested for stealing a car

i tried to get away but didnt go very far

im serving 20 years for some grand theft auto

but now i have a great new bride his name Carl Sotato

[rrrsegmentat7]

i was sent to prison for stealing from a store

no matter how i stopped i just wanted more and more

maybe i'll think next before running from the cops

but i don't i should've been stealing from a doughnut shop

[Goofy16girl787]

@GirlsThatWearBlue Ryan's was the best :-D

[Raven12516]

you

[jass4321]

OMG ryan is the best

[AlexAmerling19]

hahaahahahaha I love Ryans :D

[PeaTearGriffin4]

scampy you are fucking retarded.

[BjRYaaify]

jamesspencerjackson don't worry. Scampy74 is a loser anyway.

[AshleymsChannel]

whatd scampy74 do?

[jamesspencerjackson]

bearings, tearing. almost rhymes. a lot of hoedowns are rhymeless at times.

[edr7jdgh]

an u can do better?

[scampy74]

No, hence the reason I didn't try. If you can't do something, don't.

[edr7jdgh]

if they bother u so much the just dont read them

[edr7jdgh]

u were insulting someone, i was defending them

[edr7jdgh]

so? u dont always have to tell ppl their stuff is crappy! what good could came out of u telling them their bad at hoedowns? if u dont like it give it a thumbs down

[Hm0oBoI]

i kinda wonder if laura got tired of doing that every day. but she's good at playing piano.

[justsomedude9593]

i think there are differant sounding styles of the howedown song, but we never notice because we're paying attention the the commedians

[miroslava20]

isnt it awesome that laura halls is amazing at hoedowns, and she never is frowning?

[kneoterikos]

How could you, on a show like that?

[No1dork]

I got arrested yesterday and now I am in jail

Every night as I try to sleep I let out a wail

I just hate it here, I always wear a frown

Because my cellmate is making me do hoedowns

[xWHATdoYOUwantx]

very funny lol

[TomandaustinRV]

my worst fear was realized when a cop tracked me down

he handcuffed me and said that I was gonna go down town

he threw me in the slammer, and then I lost all hope

i accidentally broke the rule by dropping the bar of soap

[subjay1066]

Brilliant!! You made me laugh my ass off!! (and that's difficult to do, lol)

[Bus7777]

Colin M.

[SoraRoxasmon]

You know I got arrested, it happened yesterday

When I got fair trial, there I said "Hey,

It's not like I killed someone, nor did I steal a purse"

You know I think in retrospect, I shouldn't have f**ked that nurse

[Earnhardt30fan]

lol

[xbeckaiix]

lol genus!

[ivnMAJ]

who's the girl on the desk?

[flameangel1]

kathy greenwood

[AudreyAudio]

dropped the soap.

lol