When Cheese Fails 101 Season 2 E1

[richisnang1]

ex-specially?

?!?!?!?!



[richisnang1]

the series of great ex-scapes?

[Darkcrow6970]

walll fail

[MunQsika]

Oh god smith that's just horrible, and I thought I'm not good at this game :D

[sk8er4ever0101]

must not read comments, must not read comments

[frontman3283]

10 probes after almost 8 minutes.... that was no bad cheese,but he just cant play

[frontman3283]

@frontman3283 ok its funny at 20:00 :D

[2010DethKlok]

i love/hate tarren...its to fucking op...the damn buildings fly and the command center can be upgraded to attack shit...fucking terran can lose all scvs and just mule like a mother fucker and still be in the fucking lead!!! holy fucking cheese tits!!!

[JackobusPhantom]

My absolute favorite When cheese fails- the pylon blocking, the parallel play from a previous episode and the ultimate irony at the end.....delicious.

[kevnz88]

That was beyond frustrating to watch.

[TigerClaws12894]

how is this silver? This is sad...

[unglaublichRodario]

@TigerClaws12894 You say that like Silver would mean anything...

[TheRoomy]

Yet another game where it wasn't good play, but a super-moron that gave the win. Still can't figure out how any SC player can be that stupid. Why do so many people throw away their wins like this? Why would anyone ever stop producing entirely? Don't ever stop making probes, don't stop making attacking units, and don't stop teching up. Why would zealots ever be the only units you make in a 20 minute game? Make a core! Make some stalkers! Go win the game you tard! Stop standing around!

[Malacite]

>_> how much money did that retard blow on repairing his PF?

Hi-sec autotracking says hi. Building armor too for that matter.

[drifter12345able]

How wast a waste? it won him the game.

[moppemurderer]

mammals hatching? or did I just hear that completely wrong? because a mammal dont hatch...

[drifter12345able]

@moppemurderer Not mammals he said the cannon hatched.

[TheXiphy]

@dreakheart I fake laugh u all day son how mad that make u

[TheXiphy]

@dreakheart Stay mad rat

[coleman0505]

Protoss is a retard.

[suitar1]

epic Gee gee

[ashurafreedan]

agent smith?? more like agent shit

[TheSummersault]

the comment of the guys that post the videos

[TheSummersault]

Hate the comments ...

[MrUntti]

3 words bottom left corner

[Youngey339]

these guys are in silver league, how am i in bronze league?

[RindraRado]

Ok, I know that anyone with half a brain would probably have managed to take down the terran (he wasn't even trying to mico) after the failed cannon rush but man oh-man... When that planetary fortress started morphing i couldn't help fistpumping. Sigh, I so love it when cheesers fail.

[MrMetalClimber]

01:11  i thought you said: beat this dead whore... XD

[dreakheart]

fucking fake laughs get the fuck outa here

[xDFoRcEzZ]

@Originalcomedian your dead

[dreakheart]

canyou 2 guys do me a favor . stop the fake laughs pls , its just so low

[psscopata]

@dreakheart the fuck do you mean, fake laughs?

[dreakheart]

@psscopata ah alrite hang on ill link the time marks 0:10 0:35 0:43 1:47 there are 2 more inbetween but short burst so those dont count, 2:04 3:12 4:42 5:04 6:17 6:26 8:01

8:07 8:21 8:52 9:22 10:15 10:21 11:09 11:31 11:76 and the mental reaction here 12:51

14:38 15:48 15:55 and thats about it more or less , i realy hate it when wanna bee beoad casters try to be funny , you are funny or your not , you laugh for real or dont laugh at all , fake laughs are just plain retarted HEHEHE!! .. honestly

[dreakheart]

@psscopata you mean it or ya dont , you laugh for real or ya dont , , you ever laughed before when you laugh you real laugh out loud and you sound happy , yet these guys , dont sound at all , they sound like shit fake and fucking retarted , you know FAKE!

unreal trying to be funny but their not.

there are over 12 laughs in this and their follow up comments just dont cut it

wanna bee´s never learn

[CleanReal]

@dreakheart Lol drakeheart is a raging little faggot. ahahahah listen to this spazzy little bitch rant!

[xDFoRcEzZ]

@dreakheart can you do me a favor and shut the fuck up

[dreakheart]

@xDFoRcEzZ can you do me a favor and get real ??

hmm ?? can you ?? can you ??

hoenstly , retard ..

[xDFoRcEzZ]

@dreakheart nope i dont do favors to fags

[dreakheart]

@xDFoRcEzZ ah so your a fag now congrats good for you , anything else you wanna share with the rest of youtube you fag ?

[dreakheart]

@xDFoRcEzZ but since you call othe rpeople fags , it must mean thats the only hting yr good at , being a fag .. hahaha , what goes around in yr head the most is what you talk about huh , oh you didnt know that ?

how about you comming up with a more straight curse word , i dont wanna interact with fag people like you , , and did you know if you curse you admit defeat ?

since your out of things to say you lost everything you have , and trying depend on cursing like that would work on me . HAHA

[xDFoRcEzZ]

@dreakheart Seems you know a lot about me and you like talking to me cuz you replied 2 time so i dont know where you going with that, you fag.

[dreakheart]

@xDFoRcEzZ easy your easy to toy with , i can play with yr mind all day long if i want to , you probebly cant say anything else and are a dumb fuck , maybe yr an inbred or something hmm?

look already i can chew you out and yet you didnt even made 1 single arguement to defend yr self , and that means yr a fag , but we already knew that fact , got anything else faggy ?

[dreakheart]

@xDFoRcEzZ and * i know alot about you since you give so much away , your easy to read , like a book , the more you throw at me the easier you make it for me , and the more i know , and yr a waste of my time now since you already made clear yr a push over

[dreakheart]

@xDFoRcEzZ oh jezus yr american ... how im NOT supriced a dumb fuck like you tries to argue , or even type , if you woulda been something else then american i coul atleast made an argument , but yr american , you guys arent worth jack shit , low life scum , cant belive your still alive , why havent the police shot you dead yet , small midgets all of you and get the fuck outa my face you piece of shit , haha

[xDFoRcEzZ]

@dreakheart too long. im not reading all of that so fuck you and im not american you cocksucker im hispanic and i am a dick and a scum but you dont give a fuck right? neither do i so shut the fuck up.

[UsadBroo]

@dreakheart Go educate yourself, all the cool kids are doing it.

[sypher1985]

@dreakheart You're a moron. That's all, goodnight.

[proflashgamer1]

@Originalcomedian racist fag kid

[dkmax32]

@Originalcomedian racist

[MrDanielHawes]

Old mate commenter sounds like the blonde ''Angry Beaver''... Mort was it?

[amineaiffa]

When cheesers go retardo.

[fallenup19]

the season of great escapes XD?

[nintendoshoe]

lol wild manic dumps

[mysticjbyrd]

Stop healing that planetary fortress FFS!!!

[juergielandstrom]

Do you guys do the voices of Crow and Tom Servo from MST3K?

[ajmpinoywolf]

fail after fail after fail xD

[IxedoMastergun]

i can feel it

[dgmisal1979]

you dawg... i hear you like bases... so i decided to bring you a pollanatory fordross ta keep ya company...

[StormProductionzZ]

@dgmisal1979 its polanatery forodds

[Malfurion111]

Well here you see player that is lost after cheese, he just doesnt know how to play...

[vladybosu]

@Malfurion111 Yup...he could've sent his probes back to the old terran's base where he had those assimilators and get a nexus..

[prattys123456789]

Whats this Boat they keep taking of ?

[1996hubbard]

everyone forget about the old terran base with the toss vespene geysers in it

[ENDY238]

If a toss takes both my gasses is that cheese? :S

[FuckinHaterzz]

Thumbs up if u also thought they were making a nazi sign at the mini map :P 01:15

[chasingcandy]

such a stupid player

[JaeFX]

i didn't even laugh, this is so...sad..AgentSmith, why did you buy the game?

[hotkulboi77]

now i am sure that wood league does exist

[Barni747]

polonetary fororedds

[HFLlightning]

@Barni747 Sm1 remembers ;)

[DarkMysticz]

The commentators got the pylon irony right lol..I cracked up after realizing it.

[gshaul420]

you guys are funny

[AmorphicS]

You should be put in prison for playing that badly.

[OmegaMikePL]

Don't laught at Agent!! He just has no CPU to process any good tactics "that fast"/"at all"! xD

[Jesusnugget]

shit, I hope I don't get cheesed like that.

[37NaoTo37]

hahahaaha i lough so hard

[hosenOne]

lmaoooooo one of them said ... "hatching? ... yea they're hatching cuz they're mammals" LMAOOOOOOOO

[Kazikox]

@hosenOne Nah, he said "yeah those cannons hatch. They give birth too, they're mammals." LMAOOOOOOOOO die douche

[headcrab09]

@hosenOne Starcraft players, we know our biology.

[nateyj11]

Agent Smith must have thought he was a Pylon, because he kept on making more of himself.

[stillbornideas]

wall in in a pvt?

[pojorobo1]

did they not notice the fail wall in by the terran?

[Frittatas]

lol this is the epitome of silvir league: one trick ponies

[nskpsycho]

that pf defines shitting a brick both on the terms of size and color ;D

[Gumpa2]

such an idiot protoss player

[ZeroHex5412]

Mammals dont lay eggs.

[predalien555]

@ZeroHex5412 platapus...PERRY THE PLATAPUS

[ZeroHex5412]

@predalien555 Omg I totally forgot about that thing :o

[Raptor052]

@ZeroHex5412 Platypus' do and so do echidnas, your arguement is now invalid.

[ryuhi987]

Anyone notice he left the Red player's base un pyloned? would have been a great expansion LOL

[drizzt7dourden7]

@ryuhi987

if you mean the red starting area there are the assimilators from blue so would know.

[ryuhi987]

@drizzt7dourden7 No, you aren't getting what i am saying... After he blocked off any expansion FOR HIMSELF, he still had red's starting area not blocked off once he was getting murked.

[Linkedchainz]

maaan, I got cheesed, and i made 3 new bases holding off with cannons and ended up with a hour match and somehow won, even though he had my main at a time and i had nothing... I dont think they'd do an hour game though.

[Snapum]

Upgrade the PF range...

[baba44713]

What is this? Paper league?

[Schlamp96]

If this is what silver league is like, how come I am still in bronze???

[ZergofImportance]

Um...there was a usable base and had assimilators. Its red's main. Imagine if he realized and moved. You'd have player actually stealing each others main. That would have been just as good as cannon rushing an empty base.

[KeybladeMaster03]

this is sad, these guys are silver? im bronze and I kno to micro against zealots cmonn

[oOSLYdAOo]

@KeybladeMaster03

But ur macro is crap if ur bronze.

[KeybladeMaster03]

@oOSLYdAOo true... true lmao

[Panthiest]

wild manic dumps! LMFAO

[Fortune2point0]

Perfect example of a player that has no idea how to do anything except cheese.

[iPieProduction]

I thought the Irony was gonna be Cheesing is supposed to make you win.

[gmrexford]

fucking newbs

[BlakerXP]

Really this 2 guys are fucking hilarius

[ArsArma]

I have a 2v2. But my partner is cheesing too :P

[freez1ng9741]

there was actually 1 base left open for agentsmith....... mordakrypt's original base had no pylon blocking it..............

[Khm3rKidEric]

Why couldn't I run into players like these when I was in Silver league D:

[sraczka123]

" 1.21$ " ?

[PituDitu]

PAILONZ xD

[wordimakambal]

funniest episode as of yet.

[Borridd]

Forever bronze.

[LegendStormcrow]

What league is this? Stone league?

[0YtsanBlowout0]

@LegendStormcrow wood league.

[machette93]

@0YtsanBlowout0 *Dirt

[proflashgamer1]

@0YtsanBlowout0 Once again! ITS DIRT LEAGUE! D:<

[BorisNaruto2]

@LegendStormcrow its silver 0_0

[jmin012]

LOL he took the gas

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ahahahahah

[EscorpioShadow]

what a fkcin idiot seriously, makes me wanna slap all those n00bs

[BadatStuff]

Soo...they are looking for 2v2 escapes, I submitted a 2v2 where my ally got cannon rushed and 6 pooled like a week ago but I managed to take out both enemies...and its not on Season 3? Huh...weird...check your email boxes a bit more guys

[duuuuudexx]

@nameno1elsehas

obviously yukon where no one plays.

[TheGnod123]

that toss should uninstall. SO FCKING BAD

[duuuuudexx]

@nohead22

stfu man you dont know shit about canada.

[nameno1elsehas]

@duuuuudexx wow, ur tampon leaking man? chill out. he just asked what part of canada are they from?

[Mike70207]

epic marine micro @10:12

[Link2edition]

You must construct additional Pylons

[THEQWERTY0218]

Recast husky's mass queen and mass pheonix games? Not sure if that counts as a cheese but watever

[markedfang]

and the joke is. in the end Terran had the bigger cannon.

[orkinho1]

I dont undertand how people con be so bad in SC. Is not than difficult, god.

[tabben82]

Actually the terrans old base was a perfect place for a nexus. With gas n defence up :P

[Nohead22]

where are they from in canada?

[magicstar43]

i like horses :(

[MrDefeatist]

longest time i've ever seen someone herp derping

[StormyDmaster]

yes i have seen an epic fail of syber space and microsoft

[jdblackbelt]

Man I hate it when casters try too hard. So obnoxious.

[FrankyHinrg]

omg, is it real?

[Sinomis]

Bad moves after bad moves..

A compilation of fails in a single replay.

[kengie2]

how do you put a submission video on d2dgamers? just upload and put the link or send the replay file?

[kengie2]

@kengie2 oh snaps nevermind, they told it on the video xD

[zomgneedaname]

What happened to the Pylons counters command centers comment!

[RAGEQUITBCH]

anyone want me to make them an intro includin lagtv ( the greatest starcraft commentators ever ) just pm me on youtube we can work soemthing out

[mgnperson]

i was actually planetary fortress rushed....but he built a orbital command instead....he was raging about a misclick and not noticing it...tehe...and no guys...i dont have the replay...sorry

[agm2004]

Anyone else click on the video in hopes to see the progress of the building?

[rkari120]

Map awareness ftw!

[boyband6666]

How do we submit vids? I can't see anythign on the website...

[Blekwave]

Not really, it's just that I play in bronze league in the LA server. And they aren't this bad there. Just saying.

[haloheroz]

Im better than this and im in bronze lol

[thiaor]

You guys are awesome haha thanks for covering this really funny game, made me rofl all the time

[BeefButcher132]

This match is a disgrace to Starcraft and possibly to mankind.

[ItssssJack]

@BeefButcher132 Well said haha

[Hecksum311]

If this is anything other than diamond league I am all set for season 2 wins!

[Grounderz]

two of these players are stupid. the terran guy could have done a lot better and micro well with his marines. the only sensible and logical decisions taken by these two players was the launching of another base and that forge cheese... which was a good start by end a disaster

[Avatar1617]

this does not get me excited for Silver League

[tiaxanderson]

Am I the only one who immediately noticed that the Terrans spawn location was free? He even had Assimilators there!

[FireballAl]

did anyone notice that the race avatar match their voices for the first minute

[spiderfighter2]

there will never be enough people to hate this

[BAMF3544]

These people are honestly allowed to play the game? Someone should send this video to Blizzard so they can block their accounts from ever playing starcraft. This is just pathetic even for an 8 year old playing with 1 hand.

[mw08149272]

and that's why you don't epeen

[me4kata2]

why 4 workers??? 5 6 not good? :D

[lmafo4utube]

wtf the guy is hell bent on cannons wtf is wrong with him

[rshswe]

The fun is that Protoss acually made Assimilators...

In the Terrans base....

[Standoman6546]

@rshswe thats actually quite standard...

[lolzgunner101]

no heres the real irony, Agent Smith never built assimilators at his base for gas, but he built them in his enemy's original base

[Onecoolfrog1]

Gawd I miss this map so bad...