The big Lebowski - Jesus Quintana (HD 720p & High Screen ) extract

[99cratesofbeer]

great scene - epic. biggest pervert ever on the screen

[sudokcd]

You can tell this is the best comedy ever because it's the only clip on YouTube where the posting of quotes of the video isn't annoying.

[anfony22]

They should have waited till now to release thos movie. It would have gotten a shit ton more appreciation today becaise all the movies coming out now suck some big.

[mrpink951]

life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit :) best quote :)

[oveman]

fuckin Quintana...that creep can roll, man!

[sidiqmk]

In a perfect world, this video will stay on youtube till the end of time, in ode to its timeless nature.. Nevertheless, I thank you for uploading my favorite character of all time..

[Panstorius]

3 people fucked by jesus

[osijekman]

Best fucking movie ever.

[RottNBrain]

donny is crazy character, i mean he only says couple of things in the whole movie and walter telling him shut the fuk up donny and at the end he died of a heart attack LOL

[peepeedick100]

@RottNBrain spoiler dude -.-

[skippyfab]

Shut the fuck up Donnie!

[FDTFQV65]

are you ready to be fucked man?

[masterdragunov]

proud to be Spanish

[WardenJ6]

great movies, great character :))))

[TobiasAKL]

I am the walrus

[SuperGoodForever]

3:59



[slowkvant]

If Youtube delete this amzing clip and I will burn down all youtube servers!!!

[xathanaric]

Pedarest: "no one fucks with the jesus!"

Walter: "8 year olds do"

[Citan1981]

@itzarbonkers Hotel California, by the Gypsy Kings

[mrpelotazo83]

01.03 best scene

[xathanaric]

I don't know what's more impressive. The quality of the video, or the quality of the sound. Either way, great job with the video.

[yeahbaby271]

Already 100 000 ! Jesus Quintana'spirit is with me !

[crowy85]

I am the walrus.... hahahaha

[MrSkompy]

look at donny 1:26 he almost got a heart attack

[murtazforever]

0:36 <3

[Vanidze123]

what's a pederast? Walter?

[Sleexb]

2:07 There's a bulge in his pants 0_0

[RoscoJenkins89]

Gottta love Walter's face at 1:36.

[JoshuaTickle]

This movie made it so difficult to take Jeff Bridges seriously in Tron.

[VonCouch]

The best intro to a character in any film ever

[TheWeedEnthusiast]

he's been using some of MY WEED! for sureeee

[TheSeattlehawk94]

In N Out Burger!! STFU DONNY!

[TheSeattlehawk94]

In N Out Burger!! STFU DONNY!

[yeahbaby271]

1:29

[oobaby85]

@yeahbaby271 oobaby

[Stefandurrr]

@yeahbaby271 Buscemi eyes?

[TheReidman22]

I am the walrus?

[TheReidman22]

(Dude gives him a look)"... jesus"

[ninjagod1337]

Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.

[KlaymenDel]

They gave Dude a beeper ^_^

[obuyetusksequalswhat]

shut the fuck up Donny.

[Lashasmama]

Damn, Best quality

[xathanaric]

Was that CHINGON playing Hotel California?

[tajesbtito]

@xathanaric That "chingon", like you say, playing an "Hotel California" version, are "Gipsy Kings" (Spain not Mexico, but I don´t spect you know where´s Spain at a map, dumb-ass), so mexican like you, piece of animal. I don´t like this version anyway. Read before, yes, those things called "books" or maybe at the Net, I think you can do it, if you´re so evolved to fallen the tree and can write "chingon", and late you maybe could opine, maybe too someone will laugh with your craps... "gringo".

[tajesbtito]

@xathanaric Oh, sorry... You´re nihilistic, sure...

[xathanaric]

@tajesbtito I don't have to be a major in psychology (which I'm not) to diagnose you with Schizophrenia (based on your senseless misdirected, derailed, misspelled writing), Turret's syndrome (your spontaneous cursing), and bipolar disorder (your pms). Learn to spell, use proper grammar, and read, before trying to tell someone who is smarter than you, that they are dumb. And another thing, don't make assumptions about others becauseyou only make yourself even more of an idiot in front of others.

[asavietto]

creep can roll man

[AugustusYoranderFreu]

You didn't mention John Turturro in the credits:P

[ObakeFilter]

1:36, the cameraman is visible.

[RockstarNr7]

3 guys were molested by jesus !

[krellewill]

@RockstarNr7 eight year olds, dude

[KangoTV]

4:20 This might be my favorite moment of the movie. Walter's face is amazing, he doesn't need to say a word.

[zaqway]

what I wonder about is, why the music and ambient is on both channels and the voices are only on the left channel?

but that's just details... the movie is awesome!

[JoeCfb]

donny's face at 1:32 is priceless. that's acting

[LordBrunswick]

LoL 0:52 it's mirror-inverted (look at the numbers)

[chichipotle]

eight year olds dude !!!

[maxeypad]

Best minor character EVER in a movie.

[sopretentious]

Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit. Poor donny

[lebarosky]

Rug pee-ers didn't do this.

[ee345]

E-P-I-C

[MrSanguango]

They gave me ahh.. the Dudebipper

[flompy69]

EPIC SONG

[AIgernon]

...I am the walrus? ...I am the WALRUS... I am the walrus!

[TiagoNigga]

@AIgernon SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY

[MrLukasart]

Gypsy Kings ... AMAZING !!!!

[Ten0Eighteen]

Without a Doubt! The most quoteable movie EVER!

[wadia860]

"8 Years Old Dude!!"

[PhngluiMglwnafh]

I love the ambiguous lines...

"Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit."

Walter could be talking about Lebowski, or he could be talking to Donny

"8 year-olds, Dude."

Walter could be describing Jesus' behavior, or he could be reminding the Dude that Jesus is a child molester.

[Tony955555]

@PhngluiMglwnafh No.

[KingSams0n]

@PhngluiMglwnafh He could actually talk about the old Lebowski, since he prevents the dude of bowling, which is important :D

Love this scene!

[kssykssygg]

@PhngluiMglwnafh Also the "That makes me fucking sick!" line RIGHT as Jesus and his lackey are awkwardly polishing the bowling balls.

[jatwood81]

1:40

[TheKurfer]

I love the flashback of Jesus going door to door, too fucking funny!

[northernlights12345]

does anyone know where to find this song on youtube

[Giuzzeppolo]

@northernlights12345 Hotel California - Gypsy Kings

[ChicagoMonsterPunk]

WAHLCOME TO ZEE HOTEL CALIFORNIA!!!

[skirbyr]

lol stupid spic

[wetzlar84]

@skirby You are a stupid racist.

[KingSams0n]

8-year-olds, dude.

[Stelaras00123]

i am the walrus (x3) hahahaha

This movie is the best thing ever happened to cinema...

[jimmypageledzepp]

You said it man.... Nobody Fucks with the Jesus...

[Dactuck]

The Cohen brothers are brilliant storytellers. Joel and Ethan, thank you.

[rmggo]

NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS! 

[xiXequinoxXix]

One of the most memorable characters, and isn't even in the movie that much.

[Lgg130]

2:10

[LiberalIntervention]

can someone who is in the know with bowling tell me what that funny glove thing Jesus wears is?

[LiberalIntervention]

can someone who is in the know with bowling tell me what that funny glove thing Jesus wears is?

[communistjesus]

Jesus Quintana , the bowler, is PEDO's Bear COUSIN-UNCLE-NEPHEW...

[Poeterish]

"Shut the fuck up Donny.."

i laugh my ass off every time i hear that !!

[liakossf]

3:24 LOL at Donny looking at Quintana shining his ball(s)!!

[Forgoten214]

2 people fucked with the Jesus.

[encel85]

2:06

[zyzor]

nobody fucks with de jesus!!! dios mio man liam and me we're gonna fuck you up.

[blueandwhite01]

I am the Walrus.

[themanclaw2]

You manage to get some of the greatest movie moments in history in 5 minutes without editing.

[Kashadooo]

Uploader, can you please make this video embeddable?

[1dr1parnassus1]

fukin quintana that creep can roll dude

[johnkiedis27]

whats this day of rest shit

[Thegame12592]

life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit

[EpeeNoire]

Shut the fuck up, Donnie!

[imaliberal]

nobody F-cks with the Jesus ...love it

[bigbill863]

what's a pederass? shut the *#$% up donnie!!

[BlackJack995]

Are you ready to be fucked man?

[xourkis]

3:22 :)

[zyzor]

i hate the fucking eagles man

[Bluezbreakr2]

Have a Like for fantastic sound quality

[neoterous]

nobody fucks with the jesus

[iheartyoursoul]

@neoterous nobody except 8 year olds.

[CharlesDickens99]

And what does it mean when the bar eats you?

[CharlesDickens99]

Why does Donny say I am the Walrus? What has a Beatle song got to do with who benefits as Lenin put it?

[xylaphonemaster]

@CharlesDickens99 'cos Lenin sounds like Lennon, as in Jogn Lennon. Donny misheard, presumably because he didn't shut the fuck up.

[zyzor]

@CharlesDickens99 because donny is an idiot. 

[CharlesDickens99]

@zyzor  It's a shame Donny is never treated with any respect. How many times in this film does Walter tell him to shut the F!$% up?

[madsea]

@CharlesDickens99 That's because his character in Fargo (one movie before TBL) talked way too much.

[420kushblunt]

I am the walrus.

[tedayrom]

do you want to be fucked man,liam and me we will fuck u up.that is your opinion man

[homesanto]

"Hotel California" sounds nice, unfortunatelly Gipsy Kings are French and you understand almost nothing when they "try" to sing in Spanish.

[131Smith]

1 person is a "pedder-ass". :)

[rolaven]

thank you you make my day with this gem



[BuKnAsTee151]

........8 year olds dude.

[cspr91]

Walter is the Cartman of big lebowski! Best character!

[loTxus]

Excellent quality!!!! Best video in youtube!

[kossmikham]

Why do Puerto Rricans wear hairnets?

[homesanto]

@kossmikham Tradition imported from Spain and France, fashion in XVIII century. Bullfighters used to wear hairnets, little chignon today. By the way, Puerto Rico was a part of Spain till 1898, many Puertoricans are descendants from Spaniards. They speak Spanish, of course.

[The1CamBo]

What's a pederast, Walter?

[chatzu]

@The1CamBo shut the fuck up donny

[thedudeabides2010]

That fuckin' bitch !

[Wotanraven]

3:22 : enough said :D

[yeahbaby271]

1:29



[DonRMB]

¨Life does NOT stop and start your convenience you miserable piece of shit!¨

HAHAHAHA Look at donny´s face!!!!.. Steve Buscemi is Hilarious

[joeyo321]

eight year olds dude

[IamAlwaysRight]

''No! He's a sex offender with a record'' *shits pants laughing*

[lochotoo]

this scene made me so horny i just want to fuck with the jesus..

[Slikrik1212]

"We're gonna fuck you up."

"Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like, uhhhhh, you're opinion man."

[TrishaDishaWarEagle]

Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece_a_shit..

[kulturcontributor]

and let us all pray that the lawyers of those big media players will be mercyful with this absolutely necessery to be here and brilliant movie scene!

[dabrovi402]

nobody fuck with jesus

[richie8811]

@dabrovi402 No, no, no. It's "Nobody fucks with THE Jesus."

[dabrovi402]

@richie8811 LOL

[TrishaDishaWarEagle]

8 year olds, dude

[DaNangGuy]

Let me tell you something, pendejo. If you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'till it goes 'click'.

[IggyHazard]

Walter should have done to that creep what he did to those nihilists.

[Goethewrote]

@IggyHazard Give it break. It is a movie, duuuuude.

[IggyHazard]

@Goethewrote I know but I hate pedorasts!

[Seb30able]

Thank u VERY MUCHO for this; i've been waiting: All My Best to u Hombre!

[darkreaper91]

wow great quality video!!!

[krellewill]

1 person was called on his beeper during league play...

This scene is fantastic, and the movie is even more fantastic/hilarious.. I've watched it about 5 times, when I was high, and it blast me away every f***ing time!

[blindriv3r]

this movie is such a masterpiece, so many small details...I like the cute lil victory dance in the background at 1:45

[MrGamer990]

now is it me or is the jesus a retarded pedophile, but still hes awesome in an offbeat way. go john tuturro for life!!!

[loko5555]

fuck even liam makes me laugh

[tufucofo]

seriously one of the best movie scenes i have ever seen

[IlluminatiIngrid]

8-year olds Dude ... I like the way Jesus doesn't event cross the foul line with his victory dance after the strike!

[yourayseven]

3.25 is the funniest thing i'v ever seen

[homesanto]

@yourayseven Sure! :))) Me meo de la risa.

[Ihackr7]

Best scene of cinema EVER!

[TobiasAKL]

That creep can roll man

[riverfallscory]

one of the best scenes evar.

[jjh7994]

One person f**ked with the Jesus