Aquatic Wizards - MST3K Short

[Dablkwid0w2008]

They must have had muscles of steel to hold on to that bar

[SiFi900]

So many Monty Python references in MST3K.

"That would be the department of putting things on top of other things...." laughed my head off.

[JOELDSDLR]

did the video just skip?

[xXxbagOfun93xXx]

Thumbs up if you think Tom Servo sounds like Seth Rogen...NAY!

...if Seth Rogen sounds like Tom Servo!

[joeskis]

Forget life-jackets this is the 50s!

[revstang]

"Bob" and Connie!

[fads90]

I hate fucking comments that get thumbed up to highest rated and they have something that pertains to the video in it and then I glance at it and read it and ruin the best joke/moment in a video.

[Casey5693]

This video really makes me want to try water-skiing. I suck at skiing on snow.

[DudeSinger]

"Hes chicken"

"whats this? hes forced his way into the annucers booth, whats that in his hand?? Oh No! AHHH"

[RPULTZ69]

These Ski School Marms not only teach Water Skiing, but are proficient in swimming, modeling & acting.

But, really want to direct.

[TimelordR]

What is it about seeing nubile, white women in those form-hugging 50's swim suits that soils my soul?

[Azazeth90]

the department of putting things onto other things! A Monty Pythonn reference!

[heartseed]

Chad Slabbody... the beginning of the many names of David Ryder from 'Space Mutiny'.

[amiekaz3275]

you're shark food now baby

[pacothetaco556]

here's the teacher................Chad Slap body

[mariechaton]

8:08......"I call it sheer death"  lmao!

[MacRaeWarrior]

"I'm creating ze master race!"

[RavenNevermore22]

"that would be the department of putting things on top of other things" was that purposely a Monty Python reference? Great Clip

[WildWelshWitch]

"and now the white fascist narrator will make a racial slur!"

[Ronbo710]

Bad touch Chad lofl!!

[Theburn77]

gee i hope i don't get acne

[AutobotLover]

Monty Python Royal Society for Putting Things on top of other things

love that episode

[anime119]

molentum, lol

[ilikethecoke]

Miles from the dock and they can't swim! I love that joke!

lol

[AliasMe76]

lol aligator fishing

[TheApothocary]

"Mexican Jumping Bean!"

[Darksora46]

Crow: Ha your shark food now baby!

Tom: Oh thats nice...

LOL

[Haddasa]

"This time the white fascist narrator will make a racial slurrrr" LOL

[Merkylicious]

5:50 AHAHAHAHAHAHA " Goodbye! "

[kdraper2007]

no hand or feet hold? what's she holding on with, her buttcheeks?? LOL!!

[NeoSquirrel]

Oh, sign me up for THAT.

[RadiantFlames]

See the arms don't rotate like in snow skiing, "They just snap straight off!"

LAWL

[assballz]

Hilarious. Good Times.

[varekai475]

"agh it's Leona Helmsley!"

[anaktis]

"Taxes are for the little people!" >:)

[Jumpinsnakes]

V is for victory by war bonds!

[Lauren4077th]

"That would be the Department for Putting Things On Top of Other Things." LOL, Nice Python reference there.

[URallangry]

"I'm building zee masta race!"

[KonradAdenauer]

Chad Slabbody!

[Aenwyrm]

A good reason to stay afloat: Crocodiles!

[robzuc97]

That's a bad touch, Chad!

[porkymania90]

Young nazis are led to...

[GospelProgressions]

"mexican jumping bean." Only in the 1950's...

[prolifik21]

"Jimmy gets ahead by stepping on his friends"

[doinblow]

"The facist white narrorator will make a racial slur!"

[freebird7463]

uh....that's a bad touch, Chad!

[modchic720]

"Gee I hope I'm skiing pretty!"

"Gee I hope I get a boyfriend!"

"Gee I hope I don't get acne!"

"I'm having so much fun now!"

I think I almost shit my pants. Hahaha.

[thekappen]

Chad Slam-body! (rip hard pec)

Gee i hope Im skiing pretty! ! !

V is for Victory - war bonds

[Joeypwnsjoo]

3:54 There's only one way to stop, just let go.

Tom Servo: of your sensibility and dress like a girl, you know you want to.

[TheOneriveSpider]

it's just a whole lot better! trust me!

[azooma]

Your shark food now baby! LMFAO!

[KolbeKrew]

"Forget about life jackets. This is the 50's."

[treydurant]

"Skiing Ostriches - in 4 inch heels" LOL!

[revo40]

XD Tom: "And here's the teacher Chad Slabbody! Hello Chad"

"And here's Chad's girlfriend Connie Slabbody."

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

And the incentive to stay up is... CROCODILES!!!

[jbartz]

3:38 Damn!

[Dragonsdaughter20]

"Now this time the White Facist Narrator will makea racial slur!" I mean OMGosh! I never knew the narrator said that.

[TheEmptypot]

"Gee, I hope I'm skiing pretty! Gee, I hope I get a boyfriend! Gee, I hope I don't get acne!"

XD I laughed so hard when they started singing.

[jetproduction]

Forget about life jackets, this is the 50's!

[lance4me]

that's a bad touch chad

[dernberger]

that would be the department of putting things on top of other things...

lol...

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Hey, hey, get a boat, I mean, get a room!!

[godboy50]

Forget about life jackets, this is the 50s

[bellybuttonsarecool]

And they really want to direct!!!

[HyoureiKyouran]

"You're sharkfood now baby"

[theZodiacDigital]

now this time, the white fascist announcer will make a racial slur!

[SeanP7195]

Did Joel flub his lines at 5:44?

[NnyxBee]

No, I think he meant to say that.

"Hey, get a boat!...I mean, get a room!"

it was a water skiing pun, I suppose. :D

[boysinblack]

THAR'S A BAD TOUCH CHAD

[EroSennin6669]

er, vote...

[gombis666]

SERVO/CROW 2012!

[EroSennin6669]

If that happened I would actualy register to voet! :)

[seveyshisno]

He's a pro of board jumping.

I'm bored jumping. lol

[gombis666]

"What's malentum?" LOL!

[rdmace56]

hey, hey, hey... get a boat

[z1u12b]

Mexican Jumping Bean ??

[trenchspikecharley]

Uh... That's a bad touch Chad.

[SUPERNERD77]

Forget life jackets, this is the fifties!

[LordKahmet]

Your sharkfood now baby!...^_^

[54spiritedwill54]

"And the incentive to stay up? CROCODILES!"

ROFL!

[simpsonsfan123456]

aqautic wizardry. o that would never work in scrabble. lol

[Bristol92]

"Ghee I hope I'm skiing pretty, ghee I hope I get a boyfriend, ghee I hope I dont get acne i am having so much fun now!" lol!

[Llazytube]

Hahaha, I laughed so hard when crow started singing that!

[Bristol92]

it was tom not crow. but yea it was funny!

[supaduperfly]

That's Alfredo camping it up!

[genuineresilience]

Now this time the white facist narrator will make a racial slur!

[animegrrl5k]

forget about life jackets! This is 50's!

[HistoryGeek4U]

Classic MST3K....just classic.

[Anynom]

There's something about park/fair shorts that brings out the dark side in the guys...

[Adamguy2003]

Yeah, it really does, LOL!

[angrygrunt]

"this time the mexican jumping bean will do a 1 and a half spin!"

"now this time the white fascist narrator will make a racial slur!"

[RBEO22]

He has webbed-feet!

[boundlesseternity]

It's just a whole lot better ok TRUST ME!

[Healing2Suffer]

Forget about life jackets...this is the 50s!

[CaptainRand0m]

Skiing ostriches!

[RubyCosmos]

The shorts were some of MST3K's best material. Thanks for putting these up!

[smokebreath]

You're shark food now baby !!

[papercanvas]

-"The Camera man insists it's easier to ski downhill, but we straightened him out."

-"He's got a new career now, puffin' sourcream on 39 cent Enchiritos in Coral Gables!"

[theinfinitew]

Chad Slapbody likes to roughhouse after his happy landings.

[parkway1]

miles from the dock and she can't swim!

[LuckyPagoda]

This film was the first time I had ever heard of Leona Helmsley. I looked her up, and I thought it was a hilarious reference.

Then, two weeks later, she died. I boggled at that one.

[konicki]

"this time the white fascist narrator will make a racial slur."

[Audioman45]

Gee, I hope I'm skiing pretty!

Gee, I hope I get a boyfriend!

Gee, I hope I don't get acne!

I'm having so much fun now!

[ponyluvy123]

lol i love that part too.

[BlackFoIiage]

"I'm building ze master race!"

[d0g69s]

"That's a bad touch, chad!"

[Raven9940]

"It's the way she touches that board hehe"

ROTFL!!!

[JellicleKitten]

"And the incentive to stay up? CROCODILES!"

ROFL!

[mrgb46]

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[AngryWhiteGurl]

"And she has less depth as well..."

[ElveeKaye]

Chad Slabbody!

Hunk Beefchunk!

Biff Hardmuscle!

[electricsodapop]

uh that's a bad Touch Chad

Ben 559

[blaze122775]

Big McLargehuge

[limenlimpidgreen]

Hi, I'm Bob Boxbody.

[thirdclass2006]

"Forget about life jackets, this is the Fifties!"

[SpriteAddict]

HEY thats my mom!

[castoriod]

gee i hope im skiing pretty

gee i hope i get a boyfriend

gee i hope i dont get acne im having so much fun now

[Amelfan]

OMG if that is not the funniest thing ever!! *Sighs* if only they made shows that this again.

[Kalamari92]

"Gee i hope i do look pretty"

"Gee i hope i get a boyfriend"

"Gee i hope dont get acne, i do look so pretty now."

classic

[MyMelyanna]

So they choke eachother with their tow-ropes! haha

[skullketon]

MEXICAN JUMPING BEAN?!

[mistryl]

Mexican jumping bean?

[evilmonkey8206]

good you bet its good..

[Bamss06]

Uh, that's a bad touch Chad!

And the incentive to stay up is...Croc's!

Huh, your shark food now baby!

They Choke each other with their tow rope!

[mdith4him]

Anyone else notice that the background music is the same music from the mst3k short "Johnny at the Fair??"

"Here's the teacher, Chad SlabBody. Hello, Chad!" hahaha

[samraimi]

these old films probably used public domain music

[pyrix]

I want to kill you, so much.

[Iocelot]

Tom: "That would be the Department of Putting Things On Top of Other Things"

[squreshi10]

5:50 is his way of saying "I think we should see other people"

[iamaphex]

They just snap clean away!

[jamilynntaylor]

forget about life jackets it is the 50's

[nocturned85]

Uh that's a bad touch Chad!

[hotdogmike]

"V is for Victory! Buy war bonds at your place of work."

[Sushi227]

Forget about life jackets, this is the 50s!

Thanks for the short

[wxnut]

and the encintive to stay up is.. crocodiles!

[ReverendSyn]

BWAAAAAAH Ricky!

[UrzaPlaneswalker]

It's all fun and games until the Yellow Flies show up. And damn they hurt!

The bodily structures of women back then are much different from today. Why? Early development is a problem. When a 13 year old has a c-cup, it's just not right...

[Babylove333]

"What's molentum"? -Crow

[smichelle65]

OMG-They cut the best line (during the "Bob & Connie" part): Joel: "Hey, Victory At Sea, Bob!"

[baroquejen]

Oh my God, they totally did! What happened with that???

[SusannaEOB1]

This has got litigation written all over it

Oh you better watch out, this could lead to dancing:)

Thanks for the upload!

[landor28]

"Here's the teacher Chad Slabbody."

[jim477]

LOL! That was great, just what i needed.

[skinky1999]

"Ahh....that's a bad touch, Chad."

People were so innocent back then.

[Tekka]

Cypress Gardens... Man that was such a horrible horrible theme park...x_x

[cjdunn]

and now the white fashist announcer will make a racial slur!

[SkankingJesus]

haha... and now shes leading them to there nazi training.. lol good times.. i love that..

[shockbass]

Whats that? He worked his way into the announcers booth! Oh..whats that in his hand?..NOOOOO! UCHCGHCUCK...