Cute Little Girl's Daily Affirmations (20 years later)

[LexaLexis23]

Jessica, i have to say this but people like you when you were a little girl that's all!

[mybutterpecanbutt]

@LexaLexis23 I don't think that's her. Just a parody.

[MakeupInMyBlood]

Were are ur freaking pants? Those are not pants they're underwear

[fialilla123]

How can you dislike this? It's awesome.

[zengrayinc]

Best last line. Hysterical!

[28Irishhugs]

lol!

[LunarSeed29]

Its counter productive but good job in presenting the counter point to jessicas video.

[getagrip11]

look i cant be a sark:)

[getagrip11]

look i cant be a sark:)

[getagrip11]

i think im in ove with this video:)

[hilda307]

lmbo that was hilarious! (:

[schuyler266]

This is amazingly SAD. no WONDER her life is crap 

[XXxMizzJojoxXX]

I loved that last line!!! Good job.

[devastator454]

loser



[omphalopsychos1]

I hate your attitude :)

[ashvinsawhney]

@omphalopsychos1 lol

[Muecke7987]

I like you.

[chrisjderry]

"The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation." John David Thoreau

[shawnk82]

I'm better than nobody, lol

Jessica in about 15 yrs

[GetAnswersNow]

lol :)

[feelthebeets]

wow. this is ridiculous.....

[Sh5bari]

Lol.. An adult translation of the original video

[mangartistoday1998]

dude wtf is with your hand and the mirror

trippin out 0:30

[Jaluvshuskies]

@mangartistoday1998 ...It's...a pole...xD

[arbiter11171]

Anybody seen the old movie My Name is Nobody? He's the best! 

[iLiekDaggerz]

You don't like your pajamas? I like your pajamas a lot. ;D

[sicktearr]

haha, this is quite good! as for those ignorants that couldn't tell the difference between a nice video and a bad one, fuck them! just seen the original video, and your remake totally makes sense [after 20 years]

keep it going :-bd

[NLOVE12708]

Lol

[catshavesouls]

I like her underwear. Course I would like it better OFF of her.

[louwaars]

i would bet everything i have that the real jessica isn't acting like this douchebaggete right now. And that she is probably freakishly happy. 

[louwaars]

i would bet all my money the real jessica ISN'T acting like this douchebagette, and is happy as hell right now.

[louwaars]

i would bet all my money the real jessica ISN'T acting like this douchebagette, and is happy as f#ck right now.

[InvictusSP]

Sad thing is this is what usually happens. As children we have the power to accomplish anything because no one has told us what we are not capable of doing yet. Kids use their minds the way God meant for them to be used. Adults use them as mass storage units for other peoples opinions.

[TiggaButtafly]

lmfaoooooO!!!

[azeka5555]

Wahahhhahhha:DDDDD Looooooooool!!!!!!!

[keithincalif]

you suck  lol

[kahtuh]

sucks to be you. Heavy words to be using so lightly though.

[2313connor]

What a Sark......!

[Silveryback]

God that's so true, haha... About getting older, that is.

[Clessenur]

LOL, I guess the ones who don't like this vid are the depressed ones like I am.

Don't take this vid too seriously & write "I have good sense of humor" on your paper.

;)

[w00tkid]

Hit 8 for booty shake.

[Shaeroya]

haha.. i like it

[Tubebenji]

I love you. This is totally how I feel lately.

[MegaCoolDudeGuy]

wth?

[SieraBeagan1]

Lol I dont think shes making fun of anyone, shes just making a funny video!!

[mahaolokayakua123]

hahahaahhaaaa :)

[era2000xxx]

LOL!!!!! good!

[KaylaaLovee17]

How do you get through the day making fun of a little girl?

With just that, it's obvious your life is gay.

[vampiregears14]

@KaylaaLovee17 Haha wtf. Its funny. No need to bash on it. If you really feel the need to be angry go punch a pillow or something.

[NeonGurl1219]

...That's negative.

[ThreeAmigasChickas]

Nonononononono. NO. I'm better than Nobody.

[Satchel334]

Nice ass.

[TakingU2Skool]

are you serious.

[kikihardwick5]

LOL ! Super funny ! "I'm better then nobody"

[collinsense1]

love the ending "i'm better than nobody" that was too funny

[HSUProductionCompany]

"I'm better than nobody" classic!!!! it would have been better if you added bitch at the end, love ya God bless!!!

[alinaundsophia]

;)

[victoria1112345]

ur underwear... o.e

[RandomDetritus]

Will you marry me?

[Firemanavalos]

damn girl... it takes a pretty nice body to pull off granny panties... job well done! =)

[TheSnuzzle]

@Firemanavalos You call those granny panties? Really? Just because they don't show off half her butt cheeks? o_O

[msswaggerify]

o you must have  beeen bored

[msswaggerify]

o you must haVE  BEEN REAL BORED

[Cascco]

I actually like her voice

[mely4u482]

why are you in your underwear???

[javaguy418]

I like your ass.

[030367angelica]

hahahahahah you made me laugh!!! you are funny

[ChristInLimbo]

LOL. This was too funny. lmao. What's up with the sticks up everyone's asses? (They're mad because they can't take a joke).

[deidrewashere]

my whole house is CRAP

[coolnerd4eva]

R u diddin the video?? Coz If u r u need 2 sort out ur heart

[mslistennow]

@joshisthebestwooha20......lol­

[swordsandpens]

You're hilarious. And still cute after 20 years. ;-)

[blacktieri]

Why do you have to be so pretty... this is funny on it's on own, but you're just so darn attractive to boot.

[joshisthebestwooha20]

I hate your underwear.

[maxhaluf]

@joshisthebestwooha20 you read my mind

[dmchatster]

Congrats on 100K views!

[noskunk]

this made me cry a bit...

[AiKawaiiOnnaNoKo]

what's the first line in the video? "Look, I can be a ... what?"

[Xhvtv]

@AiKawaiiOnnaNoKo A sark, in the real video Jessica tries to say shark, but she fails :(

[caitiechaos64]

ummmmmmm........ 0_o

[foxychick108]

sadly thats probly wat is gunna happen....

[Cinnimon45]

Why aren't there pants? :D

[andrevelling]

you did the clap wrong

[ThePeoplesPerson217]

@andrevelling  IKR!!

[throughawindowdarkly]

If your not happy with your life or anything in it. then you are doing it wrong.

[thblahbag]

she doesnt look 24

[horselover3331]

I almost pissed myself watching this hahaha

[ZackeryGlass]

Wow people took this too seriously. I thought it was funny :)

[AnimeDream23]

Uhm, I see London I see France, I see your underpants. Please put some pants on. :(

[ilovecupcakesable]

Hahaha hilarious

[AtheerAlazawi]

CUTE

لطيفه

[itsjocelynduhh]

I like ur pj's 

[CoolGirlWithCats]

Lol :3

[djkidgorilla]

Made my day! Thanks! (And to all the whiny cry-baby haters...Take responsibilty for your OWN happiness; otherwise, they can all eat a bag of dongs.)

[blondiex3u]

werd. :( fukk to growing up

[wako1576]

i always love paradoys of videos taking place in the future

this reminds me of the david after dentist paradys :P

so funny XD

[ccjohncc1]

Very ...well nice.!!

[lbarker33]

oh you are awesome good times good times

[xxderiennnnnnxx]

....

[lbarker33]

Now that's funny as hell dang your awesome

[techstepman]

lol!...life can do that to you!

[Bandaids4ever]

Yep... that about sums it up.

[floopydisc]

:p

[LastSandoOfficial]

Cute girl!

:D

[LastSandoOfficial]

:D

Cute girl!

[textorn52]

Hot ,

Sexy and funny .

[rubymtz84]

This is too funny!!

[lauralorenagordillo]

JAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ A QUIEN LE COMPRA LA ROPA INTERIOR!! LA ABUELA?? JAJAJAJAJ GENIALL

[fbouret]

love it!!♥ made me lol so much.. Thanks

[tahoeskiier]

Haha!! What about hating those gnarly ass undies. And i also call bs on this. If you truly hated your dad then this would be a pole dance video or on tube8

[wangkuochuan]

不覺得幼稚嗎

[MrChrisfranko]

this was great lul

[898coolieo]

this is hiariiouss :)

[MiniDonbeE]

@mbshus LOL do u really think shes the real jessica?.. its parody u retard.. lol like really u think omg... i cant see how anyone can be so retarded .. ur trolling

[aakaylaa]

ahahahah

[alonez89]

Cute girl... >////<

[bfflafl]

 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NSpinkpalace]

You need a hug

[MamaJade1]

LOL It really is funny! Now I have one for each mood!

[TheCosmocore]

great AHAHAHA

[misshoffman14]

Ahahaha omgosh this gave me a good laugh! My roomates quote Jessica regularly. Adorable

[RykComerford]

This is good,please make another video.

[jrp333ify]

this is terrible.

[Gritz101]

I like your granny panties.

I like your butt.

I like your room.

[OzFreak22]

I totally cracked up at the end...that was AWESOME!! :D

[foxxycb]

Jessica's cuter. 

[DhiegoRauda]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA!!!!! A complete crack-up XDDDD

[SingleMan120]

hey why don't u hang out more w/ your better half? it can turn things around from :( to :)

Coffee?

[giraffekid02]

ummm.. i love this... espessialy the im better than nobody part..

[SingleMan120]

Cute : )

[Lebanondonette92]

Lol this is cute

[IchiKuros]

I lol'd. Good job.

[spankula123]

Oddly sexy.

[lunarsensitive]

Don't worry. I can't be a shark either :(

[polinaz]

totally amazing. keep up the good work. thanks for ruining my dreams. <3

[MsWhozy]

This is hysterical ! I laughed so hard I cried ! My sister thought this was hysterical was too ! Life is too short to not laugh at this !

[bluereyes]

did people really attack you for this? hilarious. i thought it was funny. and I still love the original just as much as i did before this. you didn't ruin a damn thing.

[VoxUrbana]

Nice ass...granny Panties gota go...but you have something there! very nice

[richslayerbc08]

hahahahha...this is awesome...

[dmchatster]

aha, I see you're making a little money off your parody. Good for you. "All boats rise" - as the expression goes.

[MintNChipComedy]

@dmchatster yeah! with all the dough i'm raking in, i'll be able to save up and buy that Snickers i've been eyeing...

[MzZophia]

@MintNChipComedy LMBO!!!! @ Snickers bar. Hey, it's something lol! Hilarious video! I loved the ending!

[imanijackson]

@MintNChipComedy lmao!!!! hilarious! love it!

[dmchatster]

@MintNChipComedy , well you're up to 82K views. I know for a fact you might be able to get a case of Snickers at this point. :)

[MintNChipComedy]

@dmchatster i haven't received a single check from this video. maybe i haven't crossed the "threshold" that google adsense requires. regardless, i truly loved jessica's original video and made this one just for fun. hope everything is great with your family.

[dmchatster]

@MintNChipComedy , hey, have you reached that AdSense threshhold yet? Please tell me that you can afford that Snickers bar at this point. :)

[gttingbttrallthtime]

Hahahaa! :-) Got me LAUGHING as I woke up!!

And she's pretty too!!... swooon!! :-)

[MunchieSkate]

Hahaha. Are you a comedian? Anyway, I thought it was very great. Expecially the end..."Im better than nobody!" hahahaha <3

[mbshus]

You should be grateful you have an apartment, sisters, a healthy body, a computer.... You have so much more than so many people! You have left a bitter taste in something you did so many years ago, and the bitterness cannot be deleted. Sad that you ruined something so good, just because you left the limelight. Congratulations on falling from your pedestal.

[MintNChipComedy]

@mbshus how did you know i have a computer? i'll pass your message onto the real jessica, though. thank you so much!!

[ShendlBabyy]

@mbshus hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhah­ah wow.

[kabay88]

@mbshus Clearly not the real Jessica, and a parody on another video! What exactly was this comment supposed to accomplish?

[MrChrisfranko]

@mbshus you are a creepy bastard. im just sayin.

[wako1576]

@mbshus you understand this is a parody right?

jessica isnt even as old as the girl in the video yet lol

[ingestbleachnow]

@mbshus ahahahahahaah what a stupid comment!

[ThePeoplesPerson217]

@mbshus thats so mean why would say somtning like that and think you will get away with it this video was just a parody of the real thing dont take it seriously

go take it up the ass troll!!!

[MrFallenblade]

I like U :P

[MrFallenblade]

I like U :D

[funwjoshnjenn]

you're doing it wrong, we're not supposed to see your face in the mirror from the camera.

[TheUltimateChannel]

how is it 20 years later and 15 years later if she was born in 1997 im confused explain please its 2010 that is 13 years

someone help

[mancula14]

@TheUltimateChannel siple - she's not the right Jessica ;)

[monkeyonmoon]

Haha u just made my day!

[MunchieSkate]

lol i love jessican shes so cute, but this is hiliarious :DD

[spotlightproductionX]

bahaha i love the ''im better than nobody!''

[holycow59]

I don't think this was meant to make fun of Jessica. I think this was meant to show what we do to ourselves - and how horrible it looks compared to what Jessica does.

[skimmelgem]

@holycow59 agreed...100%

[steelzndeelz]

wicked funny! thumbs up.

[flyinhigh450]

I bet if someone bent you over things would be better LOL..

[micAFON]

LOL!

[Jazsngr]

IT'S A  JOKE PEOPLE!!!!

[goingforthegold]

funny cuz its true

[ScottVDLL]

Marry me!!!

[BREEPxoo]

more realistic. the positive little girl made me feel inferior to her :(

[AADrummer4Life]

uhmmm....am i aloud 2 say nice ass haha

[MintNChipComedy]

@AADrummer4Life yeah totally, thanks so much! i've worked so hard on it!!

[AADrummer4Life]

@MintNChipComedy nice well where u located haha