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  • um... how are you supposed to carry and afford all of that?

  • still need a gun bro.

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  • If zombies do attack you and your "survival bag" are going to be the first one dead because you have no firearms and your pack has to be carried by a semi-truck.

  • Do you know how slow you'd be walking with all that crap?

    And you'd be the stupidest survivor out there to not have a gun.

  • nice zombie kit but need a firearm

  • You may need a few guns....

  • Love the random axe head just laying there

  • where are the guns...

  • looks real good, you've done some home work, what about a stainless water bottle so you can boil water in the can, and what about a .22 pistol and a few hundred rounds of ammo,

    and what about a wind up multi ban radio, a topo map of your area, some water filters, maybe

    some energy bars, some meds, a good pair of long pants not jeans, maybe a couple of long

    sleeve shirts, a signal mirror, a couple rolls of old coins, meeting places for dear friends at future dates., well i could go on and on.

  • i see no condoms in the first aid kit!!

  • you forogt your bottle of jack

  • Pretty good kit. I would atleast have a few pistols with a good amount of ammo.

  • q noia

  • Haha Some fun knives very decritive awesome job man :)

  • you forgot the dildos

  • Why would you need a glass cutter

  • @xXFOSEBALLXx1 say you want somethin ..but its behind glass...sure glad you got your glass breaker arent ya

  • Nice I like the shovel u can use it as a knife or for bashing zombie skulls

  • All I really need is a Bowie Knife with a skull breaker and a spiked knuckle duster, I would also like paralyzing poison what I can get from herbs around my town, for the knuckles, other then that a bow/crossbow would be good for ranged and sneak, a spray making me smell like nothing/not meat, and a fire arm, something powerful but balanced and accurate, definitely not a shotty, a throwing weapon would be a harpoon knife, got two from a fisherman near the bank, kinda like double blades you know.

  • Zombies are not real. In a natural disaster you will likely have either evacuated or be stranded wherever you live, shelter not mobility would be the focus. In a nuclear attack you wouldn't be able to go outside in the fallout for at least a month, rendering the entire mobility focus of the kit useless. A virus outbreak is the best use for such a kit but its likely you'll be infected before you even realized it might be wise to head to the hills especially if it gets into the water supply.

  • @KrazyKommieKiller Sure, zombies may be just in movies...but tell me this, a bio chemical warfare is happening and people get infected and don't die, you're telling me zombies couldn't indeed be real if something like that were to occur? Start paying more attention and look at the big picture. In the last couple years they entertainment / movie industry has been jam packing our brains with alien & zombie propaganda. Believe what you will, but I look closely at stuff like that.

  • @KrazyKommieKiller Ever seen the movie "the crazies" ? wow i nearly shit my pants when i watched that. from the stuff i read years ago and then saw it in that movie, was kind of tale telling of the future almost.

  • Where is the gun?

  • thats what i take on lightweight hikes....

  • a shitload of stuff that no one needs and only knives that are the worst crap that got ever produced, if you don't get killed you will starve cause your knives broke

  • I am please to hear (see) that. This all condom ... thing was ment as a joke but better have it and not need than need and dont have. :-)

  • I did not see one gun

  • Just gimme some 550 and a ka-bar. Zombies wont stand a chance,

  • U need a gun

  • are you planning on taking a car?

  • Dude, you forget to pack some condoms. If you really plan to take fight with zombies you should think about it. Maybe you rescue some nice girl and she would be gratefull. :-) you know how it goes in movies...

  • @Netrefix Why a condom? Shouldn't you be worried about repopulating the world?

  • @CanFly2798 Sure ... good point. But show me girl who would risk to have a baby with you just because you saved her life that morning when the surrounding is swarmed with zombies. And there is no needed for condom to have only one usage. You can use it for many various things for example... it is good weapon (not a joke), protector against mosquitos and it is able to hold air should you need to swimm (i doubt zombies can swimm).

  • @Netrefix Not while there are still millions of zombies silly.. When you join the Texas & Alaskan Rebellion and drop nukes all over America and rebuild all the major cities.. But I get your point. I will now carry TWO condoms everywhere xD

  • Trench shovel great idea

  • You don't need half of that stuff there are more different items that I have that would be better than your crap

  • @laiholapso You're still failing to grasp english spelling and grammar, but keep practicing.

  • If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd be carrying around a lil less.

  • Wheres the shotguns and M16's?

  • Need a pistol

  • If you have got one god knife you don't need an ax

  • not enough fire stuff (but then again, it never really is >:)

  • you def need to work on your pack. You have too much duplicates of stuff that you only need 1 of. 3 of practically the same knife gets you nowhere that scythe thing...get rid of it. You don't need a hatchet and an ax head. You have an awful lot of heavy duty rope, use some 550. expand on the first aid kit. Needle nose with that leatherman is also redundant.

  • Looks like a weekend in the woods for me lol.

  • you should pack light you dont need all those knives and cook ware plus your fist aid kit is small one combat knife a machete crowbar rifle and pistol is kind of all you need, and aslo fire stuff. you wont even be able to run with all that stuff

  • I agree, too much junk. You want to be light and fast. But I will defend the E-Tool. Sharpen one side of it with a file and go at 'em WWI style. Ditch the homemade scimitar and the shit alloy gerber hatchet. Also learn your rigging; pic one book to bring as reference. Also that issue of backpacker is a very good reference.

  • Damn dude let me explain you need more than knives and wow no guns plus you have a 50 pound bag on your back while Runing from zombies and what's with the fucking shovel going to bury every zombie you kill.what you should Cary is guns ammo lots of food water and rope for climbing and one knife

  • @Zcdbike And thats terrible too, a knife, a wool blanket, and firesteel... maybe even a small tin cup, thats all you need. Rely on skills not tools. In the end even these 3-4 items can be made in the wild if you know what you're doing. So you're still only relying on your own skill set. Bags only last for so long, people who make "forever bags" are delusional and never been outside.

    Shovels are EXTREMELY useful. Saves calories and time, build shelter, traps, bury waste,food etc...

  • Wwaayyy to much gear!!!! No rifle or side arm? Cast iron pans?!? No!! To many knives not enough food wat is that shovel for? Only need 50 ft of rope. I dont wanna go on but to much and not enough gear

  • ok and now the big question....where are your firearms?

  • @TheGeno360 but all in all a very good kit good job :)

  • No pkm? :(

  • too much equipment not functional with a good knife is enough ...

    and a good weapon and cut long enough ... you forgot?

    I do not see nowhere a first aid kit ...

    whether friend forgive me but I think a lot of crap in your bag and that makes you slow and nonfunctional keep trying jajajaja ...

    oh and for the next sleep ok? because a zombie attack only happens on TV or in video games .... by wasting time god ...

  • @shurummerum1 selenium virus is real. It was active in ancient Egypt, I'm not saying it will happen soon but a "zombie" attack is in fact possible.

  • @bobiana289 THAT WHAT IVE BEEN TELLING EVERYONE! but nooooo nobody listens to me.. i wonder where they will be in 10 years ina zombie wasteland and where we survivers will be

  • @Ant100mc 2 me i dont follow the governments "saftey center" i go solo and move outta the city cuz the government will just napalm the city

  • @godzillaman235 yep ill do taht too mabey we will meet at some point

  • @Ant100mc yup cuz the gov' is just gonna try 2 kill us so mabey 1 day we will cross paths in the invasion and make a team. "KILL ALL WALKERS"

  • @godzillaman235 yep kill all walkers dude

  • What about a gas mask? If nuclear war happens, your equipment will be useless if you cannot escape safely.

  • Man, if there was a zombie apocalypse you would have a field day and i would have target practice.

  • Epic

  • what the flip no guns !!!!!!! i mean what the hell no combat weapons or close contact

  • Zombie.............really

  • ZOMBIE 1 : Fool trying to carry a whole hardware store in his backpack 0

  • no guns?!

  • American people are so fuked up in their minds. Watching movies, playing videogames etc. fuck you up

  • @TheSikiciCocuk not all movies will fuck us up, but yeah, you are right about the video games. they're stupid, a waste of time, and a waste of money. just like half this guy's kit.

  • im commin with you when theirs zombies, i got that stuff pluse a few more hunting knifes-cross bow- comp. bow- and a 30ot 6 rifle. lol

  • GUNS N AMMO

  • @laiholapso please learn to spell before you troll on youtube :)

  • @coltwood93 the only mistake I made was trip instead of trio the p. and anyway your packing for a zombie attak that seems more retarded than missing the p.

  • guys--zombies are not REAL.--even though we wished they were.

  • guns

  • Mmmmm that food u have looks so yummy

  • now all you need is a cool catch frays

  • I didn't see any guns

  • forgot the pocket stove :)

  • Half that crap is completely useless. Have fun camping though!

  • yup ur going to survive for a long time with out any food

  • Needs moar bacon.

    MUCH MOAR BACONS!

  • for me, it would simply be ONE backpack with 2 knives, some rope, first aid, some food, spoon, fork, a shotgun...and the clothes that are on me

  • Yeah the machete's are missing and no spare gasoline cans either, cmon dude, time for a strategic audit. Also that's a pissweak 1st aid kit, at least throw in a couple of rolls of gauze, you can use it to make molitovs for an inevitable rear guard action.

  • My kit includes. 2 machetes, a case of 100 proof vodka, about 100 gig of porn on a laptop. dont worry i know how to charge a laptop with gatorade and onions...serious look it up...clothing is optional.

  • question how the f@#$k do u plan to carry that all the time i mean i under stand if its like for ur whole group and at ur home base or in ur vehicle i dnt got vids about this stuff but have thought about it and have a plan

  • water, food, Gps when theres no one who can control them? hammer (to close windows, doors

  • do you have a web site that i can look at. for the gear ?

  • no 12 gauge?

  • @midnightelectric1 yeah your right about the TP, i almost never see anyone pack it in their b.o.b/zombie shtf kits.. Knives and assault rifles will help tho... Haha

  • @coltwood93 Can I join?

  • For real that is a sad setup, FEMAS website has a better list than that, even the BSA have a better list.

  • like everyother moron, never packs poopoo paper. Oh well at least he has plenty of knives to shave birchbark with. Have fun my crazy little friend.

  • @F3ARtheBLADE @16BitHeros @vtownhood you're all hired for my zombie advisory board! When government goes to hell, we'll create a refuge!

  • @coltwood93 man get a girlfriend.......... when zombies attak you'll trio and lay like a fucking moron while they fuck up your brain because your bags so heavy

  • HOW BOUT 2 WAY RADIOS WITH PRIVACY CODES.... EVERYBODY IS GONNA NEED THOSE TO KEEP IN TOUCH

  • @vtownhood  HAM radio is the way to go. When all the world's comms systems are knocked out and satellites are uesless, these will be the only things still working.

  • Soon as your boots hit the pavement, a baddie will be passing by and bust a cap and take your stuff. Way too cumbersome. But its good to see you're prepared....I'm just hating, nice prep kit.

  • how gutted would you be if you were one of the first to die/be infected so you would never have the chance to use all that stuff :/

  • Keep the Big knife, shovel, and hatchet... zombies don't give a shit about the rest! Haha

  • @nickisgayyyyyy Without that 'shit', instead of dying from a bite or by a zombie, you'll probably

    die instead of starvation....

  • Gun

  • Dude, You wouldn't make it out of the yard with that load.

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  • @Rifleman1964  you got that right ha

  • hey! thats a great kit and im not hatting on you for a zombie kit. but you should go though everything and explain what its used for for those who dont know what they need to pack for camping or fighting off the zombie invasion

  • No guns gay

  • Why does nobody include bug spray? Mosquitos aren't not going to bite zombies, and I for one am NOT going to become a zombie from a damn bug bite. Plus when everyone's stocking their safehouses the last thing they are gong to buy is bug repellent and RAID.

  • @16BitHeros thanks man you may have just saved me one day with that bug spray idea

  • Bro like you don't need half the shit or most of the shit you have here all you need is food,water,flashlight with extra batteries, a couple of guns with plenty of ammo, a sword or machete maybe even a bat or all of those close range weapons I don't think a first aid kit would help against getting bit by a zombie but I guess it's always good to have for little cuts and what not. And well yeah a little more small stuff needed as well but I'm not gonna mention all those! Hah

  • hmm good point

  • No Water Filter/ .22handgun?

  • you forgot food and water

    loser fail

  • Lol I would grab my remmington 870, my .243, my lock picks, a bunch of lighters, a gerber machete, my combat knife, a big ass back pack, and a shit ton of beef jerky......and my blow gun.....and my truck......and my hat cause my hat is awesome

  • dude i need to start thi hobby

  • and just how do you plan to carry all that?

  • dang dude were the guns

  • @201estrada Guns aren't always the answer, most of the time you would want to use a knife or long machete, It's quiet, easy to maintain, and you dont have to clean it. If you fire a shot hundreds of other zombies would here

  • u should take some stuff out to make it lighter. luv it all though. if u have a buddy let him carry some stuff. lol

  • kk now fit it all in a bag

  • I love how a bunch of comments are from the publisher???

  • people its gonna happen we need to be prepared 

  • @Hibiki328 i know u werent i just thought since its kind of a popular game (which i havent played before) ppl would think i was stupid. I guess ill have to try it, it sounds cool by the way which one has th flying tank?!

  • ummm i live in a underground house ive got guns and food and water to last about 4 yrs stockpiled ... feel free to come knockin on my roof if u need a place to stay when zombies come xD

  • guy add some pistols and guns to and sniper powerades water food to many sword stuff

  • No offense,but that was not a first aid kit

  • Awesome kit, but you forgot somthing...Duct Tape!

  • things you forgot to add: 3 handguns, 2 shotguns, 2 assualt rifles, 2 sniper rifles, 3 chainsaws, 1 infection seeking missle luancher, 1 mini gun, 1 metric ton of ammo total(20 gallons of gas for chainsaw), 50 first-aid sprays, 20 vaccine vials, the unlockable tank and helicopter combination (yes, a flying tank), and Chris Redfield (or Leon S. Kennedy). If you add all that you just might make it ^_^

  • @Hibiki328 excuse me for being stupid but is all that (espesially the flying tank) off of a video game and what one cause i dont know

  • @me3moo2 I didn't mean to call you stupid, i was just trying to be funny ^^ and yes, some of that stuff is from the Resident Evil series. and i didn't mean to post twice, sorry about that XP

  • things you forgot to add: 3 handguns, 2 shotguns, 2 assualt rifles, 2 sniper rifles, 3 chainsaws, 1 infection seeking missle luancher, 1 mini gun, 1 metric ton of ammo total(20 gallons of gas for chainsaw), 50 first-aid sprays, 20 vaccine vials, the unlockable tank and helicopter combination (yes, a flying tank), and Chris Redfield (or Leon S. Kennedy). If you add all that you just might make it ^_^

  • too much for a one-person zombie team,too much to carry for one person to carry for a 2+ survival team.honestly,its a good hobby,but its a little too much for one person.just like almost every zombie survival kit ive seen on here or anywhere else.jeez...its still very very good and well planned out.just no rations,no spare clothes,no sidearm/main gun(if needed,i prefer silent and quick if i have to solo),and not really any first-aid.

  • my kit: samuraisword uzi regular pistol pistol with silencer knife My ray-ban sunglasses running shoes gloves flashlight If I get hungry I might crash at wall mart o something
  • you forgot your tampons

  • And then I was down to my flash light, Camp shovel, last pack of antiseptic, a 3/1 spoon. The zombie grabbed my neck as I squeezed the packet of gel into his eyes and he screamed with horror!!

  • You're about ready for anything fro a bad storm to all hell breaking out in a hundred ways. try to get hold of a bigger first aid kit and some bleach. For the zombies add some welders gloves and a heavy leather jacket to protect from bites....actually those are good for any occasion. Good gloves are about as useful as a good knife.

  • u preparing for a hikeing trip or apocolypse

  • here's the thing shotguns aren't accurate they are simply useful for stopping power a 9mm is easy to use but lacks stopping power

    best combo is rifles in general but a semi-auto rifle is most effective (PSG-1 for example) and a 44. magnum less kick almost same stopping power as 45. curved samurai katana, a military issue machette or a double edged sword. CQC use a trench spike/knife.

  • I like your hobby :)

    ZA, team up?

  • I'm soon getting a G3 Battle Rifle and a shotgun but I'm not sure what shotgun to get. Please help on what shotgun would be MOST reliable. (Oh and 1 thing I NEVER see in a zombie survival kit is a roll of duct tape)

  • @CthulhuRunes get a mossberg, affordible and useful

  • @dont138 That's fucking gross

  • @leftyairsoft Bag yourself a fresh one, and it ain't so lonely. Just duct tape the mouth and USE PROTECTION!

  • i have that duffle bag

  • Now all you need to do is throw away the useless shit lile knot nooks amnd some fucking guns & ammo

  • NOICE

  • i havent seen a single playboy in peoples kits its gonna be lonly

  • @leftyairsoft well u can go rail prettymuch anywhere and take one

  • @leftyairsoft i'm grabbing my remmy 870, alot of fucking slugs, my SHTF kit and my closest female friend if no girlfriend is present. then its off to the deep woods for the both of us.

  • @leftyairsoft lmao i was thinking the same thing

  • @leftyairsoft Adding it right now!

  • @SKSowner1

    It would mostly all still apply, save for the mosquito netting and the whistle parts. Even in a survival kit, you want to pack as light as possible.

  • Books? If you're trying to learn knots when the zombies arrive, it's already too late.

    Mosquito netting? For god's sake, man... You won't worry so much about mosquitoes drinking your blood when you're worried about zombies EATING YOUR BRAINS!

    Too many knives. Two at most, one large, one small.

    Leave the damn whistles at home. They'll only attract more zombies.

    Where is your iodine? I hear the city water services building has been overrun, the water is likely not safe to drink.

  • @TheToledoTorpedo zombie is more a figure of speech. lol. its his survival pack. dont gota go all resident evil nerdy on us here.

  • @TheToledoTorpedo learning to tie some good knots will be use full.

    mosquito netting is actually very smart. if they bite an infected, then bite u it will spread the virus.

    i agree with the knives but u can never b to sure. whistles can be useful in some situations. and iodine is a neccesity. u drink contaiminated water and ur gone. the only thing u need is a gun

  • All i have is a steel neck chain, one 1oz silver round and a combat knife.

  • 2012 is a load of bull

  • no miniguns and RPGs and grenades.. weak. lol

  • guys, 2012 is the end of the mayan calendar and some planetery alignement of some sort, nothing to do with zombies... although I do hope there is a zombie apoc

  • if 2012 is like the movie I better get ready for zombies, vampires, werewolfs and what ever else comes at me and tries to kill me I am not going out with out a fight so BRING IT ON MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

  • @k1ll3r9991 same here no guns no nothing i dont care im not going down easy

  • 2012 = zombies? i hope so

  • Way too much stuff, you have to remember when your not caping, your running

  • You need a air mask thing. Gas mask

  • 2012 is a load of shit.

  • that's alot of shit