Chinese Hook Up

[Musicluver9962]

oh my god..... i think i have to put this video on mute.... chinese operas are DEFINING TO THE EARS!

[fishington]

I love the door knob.

[poisonimpact]

wow, i rarely see an african american speak mandrain so well.

[wingwanwin]

The last man‘s kungfu is good.

[My2RiceBowls]

LOLOL!

[Rbt208]

They had ziplock bags in ancient china? Hmm...

[DarrellNL]

keep pressing 3 XD

[fanneypacksucks]

Chinese moths fuka always be takin my right shoe n shit lol

[jtwt55]

that dude's mandarin - not bad!



[1dimpsey]

"grow-in-ka-mur-sha-lee, fa-chinese-rest-ta-raunts"

i can't get that line outta my head. i like say it to all my friends and they're like, 'huh, wtf?' i'm like, 'oh nothing, just kiddin.... films'

[Grubbyberserker]

lol black guys chinese is prtty good lol

[MrW971]

even if they're doing shit move it looks real art martial move... why? because they're Asian! it's on their blood!

[LITTLEGREENPISTACHIO]

Are Uncle Same and Uncle Chin Chinese?

[LeeTbeats]

@LITTLEGREENPISTACHIO No, they're Viet.

[mikey456s]

the kung fu in the beginning is SOOOO realistic -_-

[xxMaryBobbyxx]

Lmao mixed up races!! Haha

[jojoman2367]

wow that dude speaks fluent chinese

[WARLORD1773]

LOL

[pokemonlollol]

u do know chinese isnt a language.... loool XD

[lMuffinSrUsl]

a black guy that speaks chinese , woah!

[ChalsieC]

Are you guys Chinese? or Vietnamese ?

[gelz32]

my fav video.. shud def have more views than shit asian dads say

[Loopeus]

that was wayyyyy more than an eighth

[XxWhileItzHotxX]

Who knew Ziploc existed "once upon a time in China". I sure didn't.

[lynninpain]

Please tell me he was selling tea... :(

[bubba25151]

yea!! 你的國語（普通話） 真的還不錯！

[bubba25151]

哈哈他的中文好標準！



[KingMiks]

@bubba25151 ta men shuo guang dong hua. wo shuo pu tong hua.

[klueless11]

its film in la chinatown

[DaPress702]

hahahahahahahahahahahahha this was awesome

[TheTornadoBro]

That black dude tried to act like Dumbfoundead

[tz1994sm]

stupid video

[iMapleYourLife]

Was he fanning his fart away at 1:54

[Spazzed411]

FUCKING chinese always taking ma left shoe lol

[Armerged]

go build some muthafuckin railroads

[soniclyk]

I like the black guy, lol!

[sushibunny34]

but they never had zip locks bag before and weed i think?

[reredrum180]

"Go build you some mutha fuckin railroads".... Good Asian insult, never though of that one.

[tehcheat0]

The bad part is you guys really didn't have to make up the soundtrack, Music in old Asian Kung Fu movies legitimately sounds like that.

[ps2nolimits]

hahahhah

[ajanaytoni]

lol "dragons...kangaroos''

[Alxphat]

LOL! GAN NI MA!

[JavierrePhantomPWE]

fan spread fail!! 1:40 lol and leafs soo good itle make you leave twice 1:55

[WootMan2007]

LOL THAT KICK 1:03

[woahITZscyan]

lol man let me learned you somthin homie

[ROckaBok]

hey, was there a moral to this one? i really like how you guys manifest the morals.

[pjit713]

chinese version of How High

[negee3]

Awesome shit!

[Asian8oy]

swag = Somthing We Asians Got and thats bart and joe

[LuPe8240]

haha he takes the shoe

[s127504]

They got swag.

[SuperiorSwagon1]

Nice catch Joe.

[Tawnishki]

his chinese isnt bad

[bubba25151]

@Tawnishki 我同意。

[YaoMongTwice]

that black dude looks like the guy that got kicked in the face by dumbfoundead

[kalisfun]

i didn't know they had sun glasses once upon a time in china....

[TheRealxpotatoboi]

@kalisfun they actually did LOl

[rockleex]

@kalisfun Jet Li did in the movie called "Once Upon a Time in China". True story.

[TimmyDinh1456]

@kalisfun lol

[youwinmagic]

@kalisfun Of course. China made it

[MyV3i]

@kalisfun I didnt know that they spoke like gangsta once upon a time in china either :))

[dotbadburn]

does the hat made in China?

[jackysu123]

what kick is that?

[shamsham1983]

hahahaha

[XxLilMonsterrxX]

DAMMN HOMIE x)

[spidergirlisme]

LLAAAAAAAAAAWL!

[screwthiislife]

"wo shi zhoung ko yen" HAHAHA :D (y)

[dontbluf]

lol, i have to say, that black dude said everything correctly, good pronunciation

[ThaDaveShow]

Always taking my right shoe ! hahahaha

[DuoSkye]

"oOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOweeee!"

[214325326457]

its obvious they bought some bud before cuz they used terms like a dub and an eighth haha blow sum with me bra #viet

[yellowintheGhetto]

@lazyninja1608 lol since the triads

[i3ubbleTea]

Wannabe Kung Fu =

Epic Breakdancing

[WhiteKitKat12]

that black guy is my mom

[aida9923]

wowwwwwwwwwwww cool

[FaTB0i8u]

.GASPSPPsPs what will he do now without a shoe? O_O.....

OH OH OH OH OH OH SHOOOE SHOOOE SHOOOE WITHOUUTT SHOE SHOE SHOE :D

[avijitbarua1993]

2:38 nice man you got 540 kick going on. keep it up. next b-twist that joint!!

[HallaHallaFreak1]

"I'm out. DRAGON" LOLOLOLOL ;D

[94babylozzi]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[jalanparidedap]

HAHAHAH KANINMA

[cruzer132]

y he throw his hat him that wusnt thought thru lol

[theindianbrotha]

tao ni maaa lol nice

[ScR3wbAll7]

luv all the videos



[ABCba5tard]

black good... but not good as chinese peepo

[thataznkidd253]

do i look chinese to u

[YouGotsTheRabies]

They DID build the railroad. Chinese are like the unmentioned part of American history.

[Acebill561]

LOL

[cccgogirl1313]

looll

[rockbutt123]

I like how JKfilms doenst play those stupid ads. lol

[pplla78]

That's some shit! Funny Chinese black motherfuckers lol

[alakasammy]

@TheLazer23 Mandarin..

[holylovesjessie]

chinese guys speakin' black



[MeeSula]

@TheLazer23

it's mandarin. though he do have an accent.

[AwesomeTart7]

"Let me learned you sumthing" lolz

[unkownshadowCA]

y is chinese people acting black and y is it the black guy know how to speak chinese

[doxiong]

@unkownshadowCA It's a racial stereotype thing they're trying to display. Or a Role reversal between the black ghetto community and the Chinese community.

[isiahdegu]

damn... that black guy did a 540 lol

[bboyzlow209]

Damn!! blak guy knoes kung fu!! LMFAO!!

[hitlerkid]

Oh my god, black guy speaks Chinese and the asian one speaks English! A Change-Up new version?

[djmoua]

HAHAHaha good shit!

[kingnsl14]

hell yea thats a hook up an 8th 3.5 grams and cost 50 $ he give him that whole bag for 50 cents

[angrynooby2]

I feel like this could be a Dave Chappelle skit, with the crazy outfits lol

[Losii5]

@MattC6Toledo right .. apologies to u (if i had offended u in any way) ..

[LittoBUbbo]

love the fan move =]

[LittoBUbbo]

love the fan move

[ErikaGoesRawwr]

' What you mean ? '

hahaha, this video makes me crack up. ;p

[rB0ck]

i need to smell homie

[letuhieuthien]

role reversal lol

[TheUnknown572]

LOL WTF

[buzzy0016]

"im out dragons" LOL.

[buzzy0016]

HELL YAH lol.

[Losii5]

they're the blackest asian dudes i've ever seen .. dey funny

[MattC6Toledo]

@Losii5 Its not being black....its called acting ghetto.......

[TheRhon81469]

role reversal think about it

then like if u know

[RonaldoRips]

lmao !

[068021856hvtt74]

LMFAO "CAO NI MA!!!" XD

[nerf764]

this song is like freaky

[azncaramel69]

wow... that black guy had a pretty decent accent! impressed!

[kdrizzy2012]

LMFAO!

"go build a muh fuckin railroad"

cant stop laughing!

[DonM306]

HAHAHAHA! :D

[LukeTSantos]

Why are so many people commenting about the Sub Saharan African guy speaking Chinese? There are hundreds of thousands of Sub Saharan African people in Asian. How come noone is talking about two Asian males in this video who are speaking english why isn't that a shocker ?

[hamheo]

@LukeTSantos Because hundreds of millions Asians speaking english is more than hundreds of thousands Sub Saharan African speaking Chinese.

[pongsitchingy]

@LukeTSantos Because everybody knows English. And there are not hundred of thousands of Sub Saharan African people in Asia.

[LurkingSTALKER]

@LukeTSantos

Cuz people are ignorant.

[asdf123764]

@TheJJJJB

Yeah, I know what a 540 kick is. In wushu and kung fu youcan land on the kicking leg when executing a tornado kick. it's the same thing as the tricking 540 kick.

[TheCreativeMedia2011]

Fucking chinese motherfucker always be taking my right shoe and shit

[asdf123764]

nice tornado kick!



[TheJJJJJB]

@asdf123764 it's a 540 kick. the non-kicking leg is straight and is close if not touching the ground during the kicking foot's impact for it to be a tornado kick. with a 540 kick, referencing to the black guy in the video, his non-kicking leg is bent to give it the "whoa did he just do a cool spinning flying kick thingie in the air?" effect. both kicks are very similar tho. one is more practical than the other in a real fight.

[pimpjuice8921573]

I honestly think this was one of your best videos.

It was also the first one I saw.

[chula2016]

DOOOO I LOOK CHINES TOO U DOI LOOK CHINES TO YOU.?!! MAN YOUT BETTER GET THAT HELL OUT OF HERE WITH THAT CHINES BULL SHIT.!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO 

[Lenuhz]

"I'm out.  Dragons."

"Kangaroos."

LMAO!

[cestbobaheure]

That's the drummer from the concert at Dream Chasers, isn't it? :)

[steevosl]

1:13 whooooooaaa!! lmfao!!

[fa77outkid]

I didnt know they had ziplock in acient china lol!

[ElmoePlusTwo]

@fa77outkid There's also a belle telephone booth you see in the beginning

[kingreyes124]

this is funny as shyt

[luckster250]

go rail bo sak a rail road! lmfao!

[harryle7]

rofl

[chunkycheese09]

That was so fuckin funny!! Lmfao!!

[iWazHerex]

Mann whats this Chinese shit? Motherfucking L.A. LOOOLOLOOLO.

[Clyrics858]

Dragons .... Kangaroos

[lkdot006]

Out of all the Justkiddingfilm's videos, this one is the BEST .

Also of course the classic "unco same gets jacked" video.

[puckSHOCK]

@lkdot006 And Korean History Channel :D

[bada027]

hahaha!

[xkatieeluhhvsyoohx]

fucking chinese mother fucker always taking my right show n shit LOLOLOL . xD

[spacho1]

goddam blck guy did a 540 kick

[occultsagez]

lmfao wu tang clan

[FrostyBruh]

Im out, DRAGON.

[marcusduck]

i can't sense any irony.

[DisBJeffHer]

THAT DUDE IN THE GRAY? iSN'T THAT UNCO SAM? HAHAHA

[mackdaddykaae]

When he pulls out the fan,..HAHAH

[Milio388]

in china, with an LA hat...

[ANTONIOMUNECO13]

fucking chinese mothafucka, alwayz taking my right shoe n shit!!!! LMFAO

[19Pupp]

I AM GOIN TO PLAY THIS ERDAY

[h2kDotheDU]

我不明白你说什么!!  我是中国人！草（？）你妈！

[Alonelyzealot]

See teh funny thing is that the tea is actually marijuana.....

[DagdagDDude]

starting at 0:05 , i couldnt stop laughing.

[19Pupp]

LMDO 1000 times!!

[SuperChibiPoke]

Lmao!!!!!

[r2220o]

LOL



[robertethanlive]

LMFAOOOOOO



[HoWHiGHSi]

2:31 fukin epic lol...

[Rindidit]

aye!! i like this video 

[minecraftprodcast]

holy shit black guy knows how to speak chinese!

[zoozki]

in soviet russia...

[lilspyguy]

why did he fan his ass?

[blackcrss]

@lilspyguy cause he bust a fart

[pandaonweed]

damn that black guy gots some skillzzz son

[ThaChingster]

that black guy's mandarin is actually surprisingly good

[dansterrnguyen]

Ziploc haha

[hoex123]

lol i bet the next day your gonna see him wearing the "gay chinese" hat

now i noe wat "kangaroos" mean.. xD saw him putting coins into his crotch