Screw you all tau's. I have a friend who uses tau, and my necrons keep on gaussing the shit out of his useless hero. Things just go downwards from there.
Depends how you use them admitedly it takes an experianced player for good outcomes as tau but the tau still fought the marines to a standstill in the damocles gulf crusade and their vehicles and fleets are alright in a game vs imperial fleet although i prfer eldar for BFG and Chaos for land combat.
thats the story line guy. in game terms u dont have to have any REAL strategy when playing as the tau. they just stay back and shoot, pop out of cover, shoot, go back to hiding in cover. my chaplain lead assualt squads, drop pods with my honor guard and dreadnaughts r a remedy to the cowardly tau.
the problem is that most tau players try to static fire line the enemy, this is a fallacy.
the tau are best at mobile combat, if you stand still you're screwed.
basic FoF can usually give you enough mobility, cover, and firepower to seriously damage the enemy, hell if you overlap fire properly not even a terminator is getting out of there unscathed. A GOOD tau player uses firepower, mobility, cover, baiting, and diversions. what did you say about "no strategy"?
sure, but only if you are using standard tau, farsight tau are quite effective at closer ranges but i dont play them either. trust me though if you ever see an oponents commander with a weird sword thing, run away from it
I utilize mostly pathfinders Steath suits and piranahs with a broadside commander and firewarriors as a mre static base although they have a couple of devilfish ready to move them quickly, the result is a bunch of swift moves, quick vehicle kills, and a rather confused friend.
you unholy servant of the taint, what do you know? we killed the like of your pitiful gods in our heyday: only She Who Thirsts, or Slaanesh to use your foul mon-keigh name for our folly, could stand against us because she is our doom, weakness, and folly incarnate.
I do agree that the eldar are the most enlightened... as such they shall be among the first of the greater powers to see the folly in resisting Tau'Va, the greater good. together then with our human allies may we build a greater galaxy, one of peace and unity. only then can we properly unify against the madmen who call themselves "Chaos" and the outer threats. We must unite, and you eldar, you have the greatest foresight? can you not see what the greater good will bring? unity and prosperity.
i meet it with 2 twin linked BS5 70" S12 AP1 shots to your daemon prince. along with a set of 48 pulse rifle shots along with two burst cannon bursts to your front lines. Also any independent characters are getting marker lit and sniped with rail-rifles before they can do much thanks to the scout rule, and any heavy vehicles you have will be blasted at close range by my piranhas, which count as skimmers and use twin linked Fusion blasters, along with a complement of gun drones. kay your turn
if this is a fire warrior, he has some serious birth defects. That's all I can say. I'm looking at a fire warrior miniature right now and honestly this skating dude looks almost nothing like him.
Plus there's the small matter of the T'au having HOOVED FEET
It doesn't look like Eldar. Eldar are Humans with chiseled down features and the signature elven ears. It's a gray, your generic "It came from the sky" alien from UFOlogy lore.
Fuck the Eathrals!
Lets tear it up!!!!!
Evansater16 6 months ago
FOR THE SK8TR GUDD!
vidioinspector 11 months ago
That is no tau....
sparksza1 1 year ago
For the...skater...good?
PeanutPanther 1 year ago
this is amaingly annoying but somehow i cant stop watching it.......... O_o
NumbingPain151 1 year ago
I've always wonders what they did for fun
blackwolf9710 1 year ago
0:49 fail XD
herogamez12 1 year ago
the end chucked some grenade at a guys head
spectra747 1 year ago
@spectra747 TOMATO ACTUAL
gaintrobotsrulez 1 year ago
Our Skates are make us stronger...
Rexxon27 1 year ago
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Rexxon27 1 year ago
Doeshnt loohk liehk a fihrewahriohr Oo
Malkizz 1 year ago 4
@Malkizz True. It looks more like a eldar guardian
FightforDeath34 1 year ago 3
omg this is a complete armour in tony hawk underground 2 and it really sux
Razzor755 1 year ago
I hate people who don't even try to find the music themselves...
JKTCGMV13 1 year ago
looks more like eldar guardian
dakillasb 1 year ago
@dakillasb True
FightforDeath34 1 year ago
tau have hooves, and grey skin not blue skin!
Lazydragon100 1 year ago
@Lazydragon100 It's blue.
BeliveingImpossible 1 year ago
lol... great... not only do they have pulse rifles with better damage and range then lasguns... now they also have skillz...
@dinosqaurrelerofprey
sounds like Lily Allen to me...
draggoon1989 1 year ago
plz tell me teh music iz i must kno plzzzzzzzzzz ;)
is it some kind of deutsch haus muzik?
dinosqaurrelerofprey 2 years ago
that looks more like a guardian
LongviewGD182 2 years ago
@jjsacount lmao..
sebob123 2 years ago
ghahaahahaha lulz !
timbo157 2 years ago
Brilliant! Much more pro than those Eldar posers.
Colddirector 2 years ago
xD WHATEVER the greater good demands...
Voevod26 2 years ago 16
Barcelona is my fav. city in the world
emperoreitan 2 years ago
Tau sk8ing for the gr8t0r g00d,
taking a break from getting destroyed by the necrons.
watch an inquisitor pushes a shopping card in front of him
pagesoftragedy 2 years ago 18
FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAN! We will crush you alien loving fools! For the Emperor! For the Imperium! For Humanity!
outlawstar15a2 2 years ago
@pagesoftragedy or desrtoying necrons.....
johncena271 1 year ago
FAIL
zzzrandomguy 2 years ago
its TAU fire-warrior without its helmet xD haha
caserocrusader 2 years ago
Song?
newnilzizi 2 years ago
he's wearing like an eldar!
guibiae 2 years ago
his heads to big...other then that when did they learn to ride like that?
DarkBladeZulu 2 years ago
probably from a rouge trader
320466 2 years ago
0.o
Richard600606 2 years ago
thats not tau u idiots that a gray alien
sikamika9 2 years ago
ahahhaaha
RenegadeMaster07 2 years ago
yey tau!
taumich97 2 years ago
damn fuckers, that has nothing to do with tau -.-
Darkwaterxx 2 years ago
It looks like a tau firewarrior.
Well,not completely,but it resembles.
EmoVex 2 years ago
its the alien suit from tony hawk underground 2
RaNdOmMaN102197 2 years ago
i had this game in gamecube but thunderstorm broke it when i was vacation :(
jormaparas 2 years ago
lol nice job dude, shame about that music though :P
Eralun 2 years ago
That's Eldar. and wtf, why in Tony Hawk Underground II?? lol, i haven't played that game in so long, but it kicked so much ass.
tehpevis 2 years ago
eldar warior it looks like
shadow11479 2 years ago
lol it does!
icemanshiz 2 years ago
head is wrong hight is wrong ... looks like somthing the eldar would cook up..
kingtwilliam 2 years ago
calm down dude its only a video!
Ives1989 2 years ago
lol this is so bad compared to skate'
gsmith12 2 years ago
but any ways this is halrious!
larrythebannana 2 years ago
that looks more like a eldar
larrythebannana 2 years ago
not even eldar have pale as skin tau are blue skin
michaell8000 2 years ago
then, why are the tau 'Grayskinz'?
tehpevis 2 years ago
some are obviously a considerably amount more pale than others.
Foolfyer 2 years ago
funny vid, but god, I had almost every tony hawk, and I recently bought the xbox 360 with skate2, tony hawk's suck ^^
lulufar 3 years ago
the head is the wrong shape, and its too tall
farsightedtaugmail 3 years ago
you shouldnt make a video of a tony hawk underground 2, if you dont know how to play it
Elmeri233 3 years ago
:D lol chair is amused
falvator3 3 years ago
wats the skating game
kudogear555 3 years ago
die xeno
boysdontcry17 3 years ago
nice try but tau heads are shaped differently and the tau have hooves instead of feet
billybob78193 3 years ago 2
that aint a tau it some random alien in yellow cloths
spacemarine2121 3 years ago 3
LDN/Lilly Allen
JamesPinto19 3 years ago
so cool rhis video!!! now for the space marine...^^
Can some one tell the name of the song plz, it's also cool??
walker638 3 years ago
erm... Too thin to be a fire warrior. Must be Ethereal.
EyeOnTheTV 3 years ago
Screw you all tau's. I have a friend who uses tau, and my necrons keep on gaussing the shit out of his useless hero. Things just go downwards from there.
dantehunter 3 years ago
the tau are pansies.
ChaplainSesostris 3 years ago
tell that to your tank... oh wait i just blasted it with a rail gun... sorry!
wdragon92190 3 years ago
its a good thing i dont use tanks then huh?
using tyranids and all....
ChaplainSesostris 3 years ago
Bah, we Warriors of Ultramar repelled your puny Hive Fleet Behemoth like so many flies.
Be Cleansed in the Holy Fires of the Emperor, filthy Xenos scum!
*Heavy Flamer*
caelenvasius 3 years ago
totally agree dude
Echosvalley 3 years ago
Space marines > tau > tyranids
doomsday1216 3 years ago
they are actually very deadly ranged but arent tough enough for close combat hence kroot and vespids to bolster melee and assault troops
LHAXM 3 years ago
dude the kroot dont even have armor saves.
i've beaten tau with my marines and my nids and have never lost. the tau are worthless.
ChaplainSesostris 3 years ago
Depends how you use them admitedly it takes an experianced player for good outcomes as tau but the tau still fought the marines to a standstill in the damocles gulf crusade and their vehicles and fleets are alright in a game vs imperial fleet although i prfer eldar for BFG and Chaos for land combat.
LHAXM 3 years ago
thats the story line guy. in game terms u dont have to have any REAL strategy when playing as the tau. they just stay back and shoot, pop out of cover, shoot, go back to hiding in cover. my chaplain lead assualt squads, drop pods with my honor guard and dreadnaughts r a remedy to the cowardly tau.
ChaplainSesostris 3 years ago
yeah cowardly tau
the problem is that most tau players try to static fire line the enemy, this is a fallacy.
the tau are best at mobile combat, if you stand still you're screwed.
basic FoF can usually give you enough mobility, cover, and firepower to seriously damage the enemy, hell if you overlap fire properly not even a terminator is getting out of there unscathed. A GOOD tau player uses firepower, mobility, cover, baiting, and diversions. what did you say about "no strategy"?
wdragon92190 3 years ago
lol the tau players i play against are definitely not as smart as u are friend.
but really, u can only rely on ur shooting..
ChaplainSesostris 3 years ago
sure, but only if you are using standard tau, farsight tau are quite effective at closer ranges but i dont play them either. trust me though if you ever see an oponents commander with a weird sword thing, run away from it
I utilize mostly pathfinders Steath suits and piranahs with a broadside commander and firewarriors as a mre static base although they have a couple of devilfish ready to move them quickly, the result is a bunch of swift moves, quick vehicle kills, and a rather confused friend.
wdragon92190 3 years ago
Orks is the best
thagal21 3 years ago
FOR THE EMPIRE!
RastaSeal414 3 years ago
*FOR THE EMPEROR
fix'd
wdragon92190 3 years ago
FREAKING WARP! THE TAU HAVE INFILTRATED HOLY TERRA! AND THEIR USING....Skateboards?
Lasgun91 3 years ago
SHAS'LA YOU MUST SKATE... FOR TAU'VA
wdragon92190 3 years ago
skate for the greater good.
whiplash308 3 years ago 3
eldar suck orks rule
nerdboyxx 3 years ago
You will all die by Eldar hands. Once the very stars bowed before our whims, so the child-races, the usurpers, shall bow before us too.
rafis117 3 years ago
the stars didnt bow to your whims... your eldar.. ur like a race of super women. u nagged stars to death. =D
Khorne676 3 years ago
you unholy servant of the taint, what do you know? we killed the like of your pitiful gods in our heyday: only She Who Thirsts, or Slaanesh to use your foul mon-keigh name for our folly, could stand against us because she is our doom, weakness, and folly incarnate.
rafis117 3 years ago
I do agree that the eldar are the most enlightened... as such they shall be among the first of the greater powers to see the folly in resisting Tau'Va, the greater good. together then with our human allies may we build a greater galaxy, one of peace and unity. only then can we properly unify against the madmen who call themselves "Chaos" and the outer threats. We must unite, and you eldar, you have the greatest foresight? can you not see what the greater good will bring? unity and prosperity.
wdragon92190 3 years ago
Slaneesh is a she? Eww
dantehunter 3 years ago
force of chaos blows up Eldar
toorajii111111111111 3 years ago
absolutely not, unless the Eldar player fails and lets the chaos player hit them
if the Eldar player gets out-maneuvered like that, they don't deserve to play Eldar
rafis117 3 years ago
why eldar do that, Chaos sacriface all eldars for the blood god!!!
toorajii111111111111 3 years ago
gotta catch them first, and then you have to not get pwned by their guns
rafis117 3 years ago
meet the force of Chaos!!!!!!
toorajii111111111111 3 years ago
i meet it with 2 twin linked BS5 70" S12 AP1 shots to your daemon prince. along with a set of 48 pulse rifle shots along with two burst cannon bursts to your front lines. Also any independent characters are getting marker lit and sniped with rail-rifles before they can do much thanks to the scout rule, and any heavy vehicles you have will be blasted at close range by my piranhas, which count as skimmers and use twin linked Fusion blasters, along with a complement of gun drones. kay your turn
wdragon92190 3 years ago
tau are too good lol
cbrossss 3 years ago
my deamon prince? its not mine ok! its blood gods deamon and daemon prince can kill more of the eldar army
toorajii111111111111 3 years ago
who plays this game anymore??? get an XBOX 360 douche bag!
pballer578 3 years ago
couldent aggree more
TenaciousSkaven 3 years ago
THIS IS NOT TAU !!!
Tau are better like and this is like fuckin pussies - eldar xD
MrocznyPo 3 years ago
try thaty in 1 combo , and you wont be a noob anymore , cause u suck now
frankroex 3 years ago
Tau fire warriors aren't lanky like that, theyre shortish and robust. "Shorter than a man but just as broad".
lewzardman 3 years ago
god damned eldar, all deserve to be assraped with a bolter, hence i always love to fight eldar. PRAISE BE TO CHAOS!!!!
blackadder1723 3 years ago
lol!
EvilSkooma 3 years ago
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THIS SONG IS FUCKING GAY
NurglingsArise 3 years ago
sulaadair u spelt n00b rong rofl
monkeyman3870 3 years ago
thats not a fire warrior good vid but
monkeyman3870 3 years ago
thats e.t. with eldar armour:D
pongauer 3 years ago
maybe it's a mutant tau
that makes exterminating his ass double fun..:)
karskyn 3 years ago
sounds like good.whats song is it?
VipaBoy88 3 years ago
thats not any of the warhammer races
cause 1 tau have hooved feet like deadwood said
2 they have a lighter skin color and smaller head
3 eldar are human looking not blue skinned with a big head
theprophetbender 3 years ago 2
not be mean though its a nice vid
theprophetbender 3 years ago
lol thats not a tau noob thats a eldar
co2vs 3 years ago
YOUR newb man if that WAS anything from warhammer 40,000 it would be a tau of the air cast as there taller and thinner than regular tau and plus
ELDAR ARENT BLUISH GREY!!!
and the look like elves
sulaadair 3 years ago
Thats a Tau newb eldar are like elves get a book not DOW
Dinyang 3 years ago
hey wats this song?
N00bkilluh 3 years ago
if this is a fire warrior, he has some serious birth defects. That's all I can say. I'm looking at a fire warrior miniature right now and honestly this skating dude looks almost nothing like him.
Plus there's the small matter of the T'au having HOOVED FEET
deadwood83 3 years ago
hey retard its because the minature is wearing armour
shadowfaction96 3 years ago
where is his helmet
lukie117 3 years ago
that's pretty cool, but a space marine would be more cool
hardrockfreak1337 3 years ago
thats eldar
DiceHeadGamer 3 years ago
no its a tau that has done plastic surgery by drunen guardsmen
gtgyif 3 years ago
Stupid video. Can't even spell hilarious...
sovietchimp 3 years ago
tau sucks
space marines must have taught him that for fun before exicution
Locbot 3 years ago
lol tau own the space marines on tabletop by far and on dawn of war
dudesrock2 3 years ago
tau masters of shooting-bs3 ws-2(or 3 i dont rely kno tht)
space marines some dudes tht own every 1
bs-4
ws-4
splahhh 3 years ago
Tau is the powerfullst race in dow and they're imba.
And this is no Tau Fire-Warrior! This is (how DiceHeadGamer said) Eldar
Eldar owns you all!
3scarecrows 3 years ago
I do believe you are too stupid to warrant continued survival. This video definitely shows a Tau...Eldar are space elves, no blue skinned aliens.
neogemini16 3 years ago
Funny how the skateboard was self-propelled, he never used his feet
Ymgarl 3 years ago
It's just an alien with yellow clothing. Nothing similar to the Tau at all.
Penniless4evr 3 years ago 2
I like that level, it's really fun for long rail grinds etc.
0incorporeal 3 years ago
?????????????????????????????
symonglorian 3 years ago
dont look like a fire warrior tu me but i think it looks like an eldar guardian...=O
joeballz40 3 years ago
eeew lily allen, and tsure dont look like a tau, more like a Grey.
But nice try
c4darkmane 3 years ago
fire warrior? that don't look like a fire warrior to me
squid3 3 years ago
i know but what the hell
Sabrermk42 3 years ago
whats the song?
theshaggg 3 years ago
y u playin lily allen on a 40k vid?
Deathofblades 3 years ago
40k tony hawk spoof.
supersayn53 3 years ago
looks like an eldar with a alien head
smexymexiy 3 years ago
The question is, WTF is a Tau doing on Holy Terra? Why isn't he dead yet?
KillTheToy11 3 years ago 5
heh, mabye the Imperial guard thought they'd let him live for a laugh
ToeFandango 3 years ago
lmfao
alexkin32 3 years ago
What it is, is that it's the alian costume with a tan out fit in THUG2 is all. I did that once. lol
sigose 3 years ago
hes recording the video!
SteelWool91 3 years ago
Wheres is the fire warrior? :/
HolyBomb 3 years ago 4
sind ja nich grad so harte combos dabei
spitskater 3 years ago
its not a firewarrior!!!!!
nsrmc 3 years ago
so, I guess he's shreddin' for the Greater Good?
Oridea 3 years ago 9
and air caste were very light armor and work in the space ships
klesk1357 3 years ago
its tau air caste (Warhammer 40,000: Fire Warrior)
klesk1357 3 years ago
whats is title of that song??
luki121212 3 years ago
lily allen - ldn?
Canisestlupus 3 years ago
right....... um the only good bit was when he fell off!
Captainjohntaylor 3 years ago
wtf
maplingfan7 3 years ago
lol you noobs its not tau or eldar...jus some funny looking guy
NOD70 3 years ago
THUG2 skin and omg pls get over it its tau or eldar just laugh at it
chegers1 3 years ago
its a Taudar xD
XzXAxelXzX 3 years ago
haha nerd fight over tau and eldar Lol... i personaly think it look almost exactly like a tau blue alien head and tan battle suit GJ keep it up :)
frammk12345 4 years ago
haha nerd fight over tau and eldar Lol... i personaly think it look almost exactly like a tau blue alien head and tan battle suit GJ keep it up :)
frammk12345 4 years ago
no it aint tau head ye maybe but the body is so wrong they have big thick armore and where are the tau symbles
casizzi 3 years ago
its a mudkip. there. stop arguing.
jazzman456 4 years ago 4
eldar are nothing like humans they are over stretched elves who are 7 foot tall to 6 and have no human features
nounever 4 years ago
eldar are nothing like humans they are over stretched elves who are 7 foot tall to 6 and have no human features
nounever 4 years ago
no tau
THEGRATESTELFEVER 4 years ago
thats not Tau, that looks like eldar???...
groentsagsarmen 4 years ago
it looks like a tau who cant find a helmet for his size :D
FORUK99 4 years ago
its crypta
123451a 4 years ago
that looks like eldar
OrkzIzMade4Rockin 4 years ago 2
It doesn't look like Eldar. Eldar are Humans with chiseled down features and the signature elven ears. It's a gray, your generic "It came from the sky" alien from UFOlogy lore.
outlawstar15a2 4 years ago
lol
good clip, good song.
greyhem 4 years ago
thats not tau........
srgtXbutters 4 years ago