paul shane pebble mill you've lost that loving feeling the whole song

[nikkiad70]

still better than "Stupido Hoe"

[terrortorn]

You just know the Mums and Dads of the backing singers were so proud of their children on the telly and yet afraid for them at the same time.

[hippynmagic]

where's it gone?

[southyorksbirder]

Please could we have a minute's silence for music.. who died tonight

[leevclarke]

So bad it's good. :)

[KillWullie]

DIMITAR BERBATOV!

[KillWullie]

Still better than anyone on the X Factor haha

[PinkLederhosen]

You gotta love "baby  bay-beh!" all to pieces!!! And how nice that backup singers, Rochelle and Fran from accounting slipped away on their break to help out.

[HVJFC1]

Talent night in a secure hospital

[rogerthehat]

lets get this to christmas number 1

[TOBERT001]

Hilarious. Thanks for posting !!

[rogerthehat]

@TOBERT001 youre welcome a pure classic

[TOBERT001]

Okay, Okay, I admit it. Cilla Black's version is better. Now leave me alone.

[paul4kd1]

He's always wanted to make people laugh and he did it in style

[kezie666666]

fab love it

[tonymontana1974]

baby BBBAABBBYYYYYY

[TheAmethystScorpion]

In fact I'm certain that recording a Duet single with William Shatner would be Number One for months!

[Truebluejock09]

My ears have melted!

[Truebluejock09]

My eyes and ears actually melted!

[ebeneezzer]

Voice like a horse farting into a biscuit tin

[everybodysinshowbiz]

massive head



[harryfaber]

I've heard worse in clubs. Did he follow up witha 'tribute to the King?'

[295hero]

what a gentleman

[GlynusRoach]

I knew Paul Shane in the mid nineties when he used to live across the road from me, and I can assure you that on the quiet this is a joke. He hand picked the awful backing singers (they performed in a club just down the road), and the ridiculous mike holloway for their laugh appeal. They didn't know paul was semi-joking with this, and neither did the BBC!

[theBESTelvis]

@GlynusRoach

nice story, paul and the girls are shocking lol. but the fag in the leather pants and white t'shirt has a good voice. this whole performance is bloody funny

[hondafreekvti]

Genius in so many ways

[MrAngleman63]

No this can't be for real. Paul Shane is taking the p**s isn't he?

[JacquesBeard]

If Glastonbury, Reading etc put Paul Shane headlining (with the same backing singers) even I might be persauded to get a ticket, an hour of him murdering other classics would be a most memorable night and in a good way..

[JacquesBeard]

I was sitting on the sofa getting stoned and my wife told me as a child Paul Shane told her off for smoking on the train in a smoking carriage! Said he was a right arrogant, pisshead wanker, so I said I saw Paul Shane sing live on telly once and he was total shit (back in the say) I looked it up and it's on youtube.

Thanks to all those who uploaded Shane in action.

[barneyboscoe]

Pure fucking SHITE.

[Jasonmcintyre2007]

Poor Guy, at least he's more in tune then the backing singers!

[toxicfuckinshock]

BABY BAY-BEH!!!

[cujo9]

what a piece of fucking musical art.

[Bellocks1]

Someone needs to make a t shirt of this.

[undrugged]

So this is for real?? Honestly? It's not just Paul Shane taking the piss? This is shocking!

[warnertran]

I joined YouTube just to comment on this video. It is so hysterically bad! Love it.

[intheTea04]

I remember coming home for lunch from primary school & watching Pebble Mill at lunchtimes. I think these were the days before This Morning. Good times!

[reknawfiend]

is the bender in the t shirt his son?

[DrKeresaspa]

@reknawfiend Nope, Mike Holoway who was the drummer in rubbish teen-pop band Flintlock in the mid 70s.

[sharkie12354]

Go super Ted !

[goodlad22]

VIC WILL NOW SING IN THE STYLE OF A CLUB SINGER...... 'BAAAAABY BAAAAAAAABY'

[WornGlobe]

LI-I-I-IPS

[greasyelvis]

Inspired

[kslovesgabba24]

This is shit! lololol

[FatknackerMacca]

"First rule o' comedy, Spike..."

[johnafirth]

Seriously, what was he thinking? How best to put that final nail in the coffin his career was in?

[pianogirlie123]

Baby BabEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kuntandthegang]

Like a chorus of angels. Definitely one I'd like played at my funeral.

[reloda]

It's actually rather good

[jonsiduk]

I can remember actually seeing this at the time it was broadcast-LIVE. I actually pissed myself I was laughing so much. Its all the funnier because of the trendy outfit he's wearing and the fact that he truly thinks he can sing.

[staggerleerogers]

Whenever i watch this video it brings tears of pure joy to my eyes and an audio orgasm to my ears.

[englishguy2010]

I'm sure HE thinks he can sing lol

[waveyd33]

I think he should do a duet with Su-Bo but they would have to have nametags on so we could tell them apart, awesome performance with such rare emotion, not sure if i dont prefer this to the original.

[smadgeblue]

absolutely class



[beverlypress]

Fabulous!!!

[LeeJTurnock]

Those backing vocalists are trying to ruin the song even more!

[19996669991]

Why? Just why?

[UBZUKI]

fuck

[jin37uk]

I want this song played at my funeral. But then again it's so awesome, it'll probably bring me back to life.

[BoonyBanny]

@jin37uk Hahaha! Brilliant!

[Dr0ctave]

God, at first I saw the backing singers swaying, and I thought christ, poor bastards, having to pretend to be into it, but they were just as bad as him! Fuck me...

Last time I saw Paul Shane, he was in an advert in the local paper flogging mobility scooters. True story.

[sonicwingnut]

haha 1:46 that's well funny. WHOOAOAOAOAOA.

[dave147]

He's a sweaty caaaaaaant

[imalittlemidget]

This is the best thing I've ever seen!!!

[97channel]

Pause at 2:11. The Churchill dog!

Oooohhh yes!

[montyjester]

Paul Shane pub singer

[mysparerib]

Fucking hell

[Rulinator]

@mysparerib I honestly couldn't put it better mate.

[hexhamman]

club singing impressario

[hexhamman]

its ment to be crap its club singing....see vic reeves.

[B1ggu5]

Baby bay-BEH!

[nasalscarecrow]

Legendary.

[col06]

haha this is piss funny

[ninjastah]

BACKING SINGERS = EPIC FAIL. REAL BAD

[ninjastah]

yOU NEVER CLOSE YOUR ANYMORE WHEN i KISS YOUR LI HEE HEE

AND THERES NO TENDERNESS LIKE BEFORE IN YOUR FINGER TI HEE HEE

[tuftybox1821]

Bloke on the left can sing a bit though.

[lachlan1971]

Absolutely tremendous!  This is the best rendition of this song I have ever heard!

[rogerthehat]

@lachlan1971 yes it is a pure classic

[morris233]

Superb, very funny

[elwoodlpool]

Jesus Christ... LOL

[pont123456789]

god that is shite i honestly cringe watching this

[TheAngelrapture]

His emotional arm dancing at 1.48! LOL

[parkerboyuk]

@TheAngelrapture hahaha that's my favourite part. Bless him. wiggle wiggle wiggle!! Is that the sound of his agent killing himself in the background?!

[dpitd]

the backing singers just sing the word baby

[rogerthehat]

whats happend to youtube?

[GoodByeKyle]

this version actuley grows on ya, they seem to 'work' together somehow :)

[GoodByeKyle]

this version actuley grows on ya, they seem to 'work' together somehow :)

[MAKerly84]

is that Dimitar Berbatov in the white shirt?

[19provo87]

@MAKerly84 No its Mike Holoway u idiot

[lovelylinde]

baybee baybehhh

[nimmler]

BABY B-ABHHAYYYY

[ITW84]

PAUL SHANE FOR MUSIC MINISTER (i know there isnt such a thing but there should be)

and why did they bloke in white look scared when he looked into the camera?

[plish69]

The backing singers couldn't carry a tune in a bucket!

[rogerthehat]

how did they get work!

[BIGGEORDIE70]

baby BABY!!

[rogerthehat]

baby BABY!!  amen to that

paul shane is a god

[christopherwoods]

@BIGGEORDIE70 I FINALLY FIND OUT WHERE IT'S FROM!

YouTube finally proves itself to me.

[tod1873]

pissin maself laughing.....great cover, a campaign should be started to get this to no1 next xmas

[tomsy79]

That's Dimitar Berbatov he's singing with in the leather trousers? BABY BABY!

[VinnyGerstrokes]

Geniarse

[tjsece]

F'*****g brilliant.

[rogerthehat]

the best backing band ever

[imalittlemidget]

Love the fact the female backing singers can't sing either lol!!!

[thebadcoverversions]

Thanks for posting, now on my favourites! So bad it's brilliant.Lol.

[97channel]

Nobody, NOBODY will ever better this, THE definitive version.

Other versions just sound SO wrong. They make no effort at all on the BAAABY BAAABYYY!!!

Why has he never been asked to do Glastonbury? I'd fight my way in to witness this performed live!

[MrSyrett]

"and there's (in a yorkshire accent) NOO tenderness like before in your fingertips"

[terrytickler]

the best cover ever

[MrSyrett]

What is happening with the hand at 1:06. Looks like Parkinsons disease kicking in.

[ReDeV7]

@MrSyrett

BEY BEY, BEY BEY Ah get down on my knees for YOU,OO,OO,OO,OO...OO!

LMFAO!

[selcoboy]

Baby, baby...PMSL

[dylanwildlevel]

Oh, this is ALL about 01:11 onwards, really, isn't it? Horrific from beginning to end. And far too recent to be written off as a dated oddity.

[dylanwildlevel]

Or, actually, go from 01:09, and that might work!

[tonymchugh182]

Love it, this should have had millions of views...how come theres a laugh track on it ? Thanks for putting this up...8 Ace, lol

[welshfilmbuff]

This clip is so demoralizing to watch... but yet I keep watching it, anyway...

[MrCreosotethe3rd]

All together now...

'Baybeh BayBEH!'

I never get tired of this.

[Mirrorrim]

Mike Patton on the left.

[terrytickler]

ou never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.

And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.

You're trying hard not to show it, (baby).

But baby, baby I know it... youve lost pebble mill

[Reluctant5]

I saw this at the time. Truly shocking.

Years later I took my kids to a pantomime and Paul Shane was in it. He was clearly pissed up throughout the performance. He got some kids up on the stage and was close to hurting them.

[soucho79]

chip is a cunt

[jbell1285]

Funny as fuck!! i love the start of 2nd verse, baby, baby!!! ha

[gnasher81]

I remember seeing this live. Only me and another guy at Uni had caught it and we tried to tell everyone how funny it was. Now I shall be sending this link around the world!!!!!

[kayzass]

faking AMAZING, i love it

but i do feel sorry for the backing singers and musicians

[Lamvesp]

I think the backing singers sound as bad as he does.

[Pioneer78]

You've lost that...NECK!

[rogerthehat]

he is its a classic Paul Shane rocks

[BONDFAN1974]

That bastard in the leather trousers seems to think he's belting out a masterpiece!

[SteveSputnik]

The 'bastard in the leather trousers' is former 'Tomorrow People' and Flintlock star Mike Holloway. He was probably included to try and mask Paul Shane's obvious incompetence as a vocalist. Using that criteria they should have hired a fucking choir...

[HINKLEY81]

retread01 makes a very good point, the gadgie in the leather strides is a total cunt lol.

[HINKLEY81]

No wonder "Pebble Mill" wenr=t tits up, this must have been the final nail in the coffin, "lips" and "tips" with three syllabels ffs. Comedy gold, at long, long last,, from Paul Shane.

[retread01]

Shane may be eccentric and not very good at singing, but at least he isn't a massive twat like the guy standing next to him.

[JoanCollins2009]

by fuck iv shit my knickers xx

[LiekaQueenofDarkness]

Wow, that give Vic Reeves a run for 'is money! xD

[ddemaine]

Singing in the "club style"!

[thefatboy1987]

Just spat my drink out laughing

[dgr64]

Britain's got Talent.

[toonged]

Sorry Ted , but the saying " a face like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle " always comes to mind whenever i see you in this.Its so bad its fuckin brilliant !!!

[sbyrne1]

hahahahahaha

[Brynben1]

Comedy gold!!

[starstriker32]

Top notch !

[B1ggu5]

Baby babEEHH!

[GoodByeKyle]

Thanks for posting the whole thing :-)

worst performance ever

[rogerthehat]

all of us

[CornCob6000]

If Dimitar Berbatov spent more time training instead of singing with Ted Bloody Bovis, he might score a few more goals for United.

[dlzoidberg]

@CornCob6000 Looks like he's followed your advice!

[twittertwatter]

The backing singers are the worst part of it for me. They're awful and completely detract from Ted, who in my opinion was fucking magnificent!

[samjacksonswig]

Thank you for making me spit my beverage across my floor with laughter!!!!!!

[Sharpsichord]

"When i kiss your li hi hi-ips" "no tenderness like before in your finger ti iy iy-ips". Comedy genius or complete t**t? Baby, Bay-BEH!!! He looks like he's playing boxing on the Wii very badly. Absolute quality.

[twittertwatter]

Go on Ted. Rock on!

[TehWinnerz]

ZOMG SO FUNNY HELEN S H

[richjosam]

I actually remember bunking off from school and seeing this when it was first broadcast. Pissed myself then and it still makes piss myself now. Paul Shane what was you thinking

[turksmikey]

looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

[zack11993]

LOL

[originalmonkeysbum]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[ArthurBitter]

1.10 was a turning point in daytime television. There is no going back.

[driveriwanttogetoff]

Fool!!!

It was clearly 1.13!!

[TehWinnerz]

hahaha, amazing

[weekendoff]

I love the co-singers performance....he's obviously seeing this as his big break as he's performing.....poor chap.

[ArthurBitter]

Don't mock the mentally ill!

[zack11993]

The best thing on earth.

[Homer461]

He looks just like the character "8 Ace" from Viz.

[RICKD790]

It's funny you should say that, because I do know that Paul Shane was paid £1:49 for this performance, enough to buy his 8Ace

[symphonia2008]

pleasure to watch this! thk fr posting

[mattshep29]

fukin mint,,,0:38secs in........lol

[ArthurBitter]

The hair. Stunning. The waistcoat. Thrilling. Like a sequin-laden boil in the bag. Makes you proud to be British (sob)

[tonymontana1974]

baby BBBBBBBAAAAAAAABBBEEEYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYY

[kingkonglindemans]

Read this week that he has just had a triple heart bypass. Not sure if that's good or bad news.

[jimmywires500]

it's bad to mock the mentally ill, he just has a unique style

[JamesGaden]

You sir, are a legend for uploading the complete thing. My only complaint was it wasn't the original Pebble Mill broadcast, so there's some pointless canned laughter over Paul's silky smooth vocals, but I've waited so long for this, I'll take it. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[soundzok]

Was that canned laughter? Meaning no disrespect to Paul, I think the audience were actaully laughing.

[someonelikethemoon]

It was from Shooting Stars, they showed a section of the performance.

[11thhourreprieve]

I thought about this in the car today, remember seeing it when it first aired, man it was cringe worthily funny then and I had to watch it when I got home... so many funny points it has to be comedy.

[GlentoranMark]

Hi De Hi campers, made me laugh.

He was the Camps comedian after all.

[Pboneill]

He's not dead at all (at least as recently as January 29th 2009)...

Me n all my mates went on holiday to Benidorm and spotted him riding through a tacky British themed pub on a mobility scooter.. Possibly one of the funniest things I've ever seen..

[nick78447]

Thing is, the fraud has been travelling around for years convincing mugs that his is entertainment.

(if he's dead, which he may well be, i apoligise)

Hi Dee Hi Dickheads!

[tiredbill909]

Get on Berbatov's leather kecks!

[mazzab1970]

Thanks so much for posting this. I've been looking for it for ages. Behbeh! ha ha.

[shakeyphil]

its like getting divorced from a giant pasty