Ryan Seacrest is a fucking cunt. Why the massive twat is paid over 40 million dollars a year is beyond me. And you know there's something seriously wrong with the system when Seacrest has a star on the walk of fame, but Frank Langella doesn't. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
The only way you would look 21-22 is if you had a time machine. You could travel back 10-11 years, trade places with your younger self and come back to kill it 'Kade style'.
if you carried yourself with confidence rather than arrogance and refrained from calling women "bitches" then a real woman would want you and you wouldn't have to remake yourself to look like you're 21
I have never seen someone try so hard and fail so miserably in my life. That is not trendsetting, because nobody is looking for inspiration from some unknown goon wearing a short sleeve red shirt and a tie that doesn't match. That tie looks like it could have come from The Gap for Christ's sake.
And please... stop calling your hair couture. Couture refers to clothing, not hair. You are an utter failure, you are ugly, and you are laughed at constantly. FUCKFACE.
Short sleeve shirt and tie the guy at Sears selling dishwashers was wearing the same get up at the mall. all you need is a name tag that says Art. way to trend set. LOL
when did a lisp become fashionable? Just saying.
dayzeeedogg 2 years ago
way to ripoff Ryan Seacrests "Seacrest out" hes been saying it for years you fucking hack
dryzenga 2 years ago
Ryan Seacrest is a fucking cunt. Why the massive twat is paid over 40 million dollars a year is beyond me. And you know there's something seriously wrong with the system when Seacrest has a star on the walk of fame, but Frank Langella doesn't. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
ariiiiigold 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh shit sorry...wait...oh noes.....
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
You suck dude
Effedup 2 years ago
The only way you would look 21-22 is if you had a time machine. You could travel back 10-11 years, trade places with your younger self and come back to kill it 'Kade style'.
rojman123 2 years ago
if you carried yourself with confidence rather than arrogance and refrained from calling women "bitches" then a real woman would want you and you wouldn't have to remake yourself to look like you're 21
TheChrisnew 2 years ago
you are a joke and will never be a celebrity....im suprised youre not floating in space with that big fuckin head of yours
Natrix918273 2 years ago
You look about 40, sad, and lonely.
qu1ckbeam 2 years ago 2
Your face is atrocious and disgusting. No one cares about your clothes.
sdflksdfkfh 2 years ago 2
douche
Jet124 2 years ago
aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa.
sambojomo 2 years ago 2
Bitches, eh?
Nice.
VAP89 2 years ago 2
retarded.
tommasfoolery 2 years ago
thanks, now i know how to spot total douche bags during the fall/winter of 2009
DandMrB 2 years ago 4
You look like Mr Whippy took a dump on your head.
Sardonista 2 years ago
I hope this is a parody of some sort... Other than that it reeks of douchebaggery
potentialcarnie 2 years ago 5
You look like failure with a career taking McDonald drive-through orders.
IdeoPraxist 2 years ago 8
Taking to a level where 'douchebag' just doesn't say it enough.
ffreakboy 2 years ago 4
Did he really do the "double gun" move near the end? I believe this is what we call a Strawberry Douche.
my79spirit 2 years ago 7
LOLOLOLOLOLOL Strawberry Douche.
ferettibella 2 years ago
Sorry to tell you, but you look like a 32 year old douchebag, not a 22 year old badass.
AgentofEvil 2 years ago 6
Good luck having sex with men.
fr3d420 2 years ago 6
FAGGOT
R1234567809 2 years ago 5
*shrug* um, ok.
awoodby 2 years ago
.......
flurbexx 2 years ago
my god, what a douchebucket.
That's right. A bucket of douche. Kill yourself.
caine667 2 years ago 7
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....oh man *sigh*
falseglacier 2 years ago 4
i think you just gave me douchebumps.
kaizersozey83 2 years ago 10
Bwahahahahaahaa! Nice one Kevin.
daneboe 2 years ago
short sleeve dress shirts will always make you look like a tool.
OmegaStryder 2 years ago 5
Did he say something about cum in the front of his hair?
michaeledwardharris 2 years ago 8
This guy is trolling. No one can possibly be deluded enough to think they look 21 when they look 36 (my guess at an actual age).
april1775 2 years ago 5
wow, someone has their priorities right...
shoeboxed360 2 years ago
21? I'd say 14 and dressed by your mom!
usopbamf 2 years ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
You look 50+
s0Ez3 2 years ago
I didn't know Olive Garden changed their uniforms.
kevinbrueck 2 years ago 19
You look like shit.
zingershminger 2 years ago 11
You dress like a waiter.
vaughn14151 2 years ago 12
I have never seen someone try so hard and fail so miserably in my life. That is not trendsetting, because nobody is looking for inspiration from some unknown goon wearing a short sleeve red shirt and a tie that doesn't match. That tie looks like it could have come from The Gap for Christ's sake.
And please... stop calling your hair couture. Couture refers to clothing, not hair. You are an utter failure, you are ugly, and you are laughed at constantly. FUCKFACE.
TorpedoPink 2 years ago 8
You always manage to put it so nicely why Kade is a total loser...
Big ''Shout Out'' to you.
demonbre 2 years ago
you look 73.
AppleCopasetic 2 years ago 3
''The new Hollywood bad boy''? WTF?
You are a 32 (thirty two) year-old bald guy, who looks like a forty-five-year-old leper.
demonbre 2 years ago 2
I sincerely hope this is some twisted joke. If not you are easily the front runner in the douche bag of the century award.
allsport916 2 years ago 5
Short sleeve shirt and tie the guy at Sears selling dishwashers was wearing the same get up at the mall. all you need is a name tag that says Art. way to trend set. LOL
ferettibella 2 years ago 9
That tie is so tacky.
angellife21 2 years ago 4
You're not 21 or 22. You drink and do so much coke that it makes you look 42 to 52.
kevinbrueck 2 years ago 10