MY VAG

[sydneychristianfan]

Me and My friend sang this in school :D hahaha.

[PanthervsRams2004]

this is what happens when we let them out of the kitchen....

[BananaMonsterMan]

If its time to let the world see they should either put it on or go to the kitchen

[ScottishSheepFucker]

Yo vag, needs to get in the kitchen.

[Julyleo28]

Her ass was co staring in 1 priest and 1 nun, but her vag was co staring in 2 girls and 1 cup, but my bad, I'm just a guy that would rather butfuck a jar, and then fuck a tranny stick and I ain't talkin bout a car;)

[StevenaDC]

This song sucks vag.

[474panzer]

My dick, fire breathin dragon, yo dick limp and saggin! uglassss

[Mr62554]

if it smells like fish eat all u wish

[miloman812]

whoever called me a fagoot..well dont feel bad about urself dude we all know ppl who call othr people ags is cuz..well ther still in the closet!! soo uhh dont b afraid 2 stfu and shove tht 20 inch viberator in u but!!

[icpfreak216]

IF THEY SOUNDED BETTER BUT THEY SOUND LIKE SHIT I LIKE THA LYRICZ THO!

[Jdubz069]

my vag,is clean and washed,your vag taste like squash.

[JayVProductionz]

Bitch yo vag bout triflin as two africans clappin over a hot pocket in summer

[MsKaddy420]

my ass, big and round. your ass, flat and saggy. ha xD

[hatersarexmotivators]

I like the political jokes

[xbox4life77]

Am I the only one who heard the voice crack at 2:10?

[hajiforever]

@xbox4life77 lol she needs to lay off the cigarettes for awhile

[timjimrichy]

minecraft creeper??????

[epicanny]

my vag makes good pussy. yo vag is shaped like a tootsie .

[jp28ify]

Watch the movie "Teeth" then listen to this again...that movie horrified me....but nicely done girls nicely done:)

[mongosa1]

I don't like to go slow & play footsie, I want u to suck my clit like a tootsie!(: woo!(: lol.

[yupitsmejolene]

lololol omg too funny

[BloodlineB1]

SPEAK THE FUCK UP!



[MAKYY24]

My Ass, Looks good in panties, Your Ass looks like my grannies (:

[shino9797]

Why can't most cat fights be like this?

[MrSultaan1408]

i really want to fuck yall if yall pussy has all those characteristics

[Sweetness1950]

my tits were in the thrifty nickel yo tits got that triple nipple

my tits need an augmentation yo tits needs an implantation

my tits got alot of flash yo tits got thrown in the trash

my tits need a bra thats more fit yo tits just need to fore fit

my tits are oh so perky yo tit are made of beef jerky lolololololololol mwahahahaha

[xxunceunce1xx]

lol xDD

[DolceChic301]

my girls <3 The lovely girls in this song are graduating college this semester... So yaa their smart && talented ;) I remember when they posted this during our first college winter break... Muchh love R & L hehee.. PS Lets all go back to Vegas again soon... we should definitely stay at Ceasars again but this time during the Summer so we can dip in those sweeet pools.. Okay I'm ramblin... Much Love to all 300+ thousand viewers!!!!!!

[cherrybomb5647]

haha nicely done

[liddomuneca9]

i just jizzed



[mrssweety671]

This is the Shit:) lol

[miloman812]

wtf!! i wish it was auto tunned more

[shootincans]

@miloman812 That's because you're a giant faggot.

[kenirayah]

on and on... thats a good thing? that bitch must be a black hole. [=

[babybyme96]

-My Vaq Clean And Tiqht, Yo Vaq Man iDqaf[[;

[muddaf012]

So basically you're whores? Fucking stupid counts.

[ToriiAnn20]

and ur vag keeps going deeper?! awesome. bet u cant touch the walls in that bitch huh?

[ToriiAnn20]

dude if your vag is for the world to see that only means u a slut not that u got good pussy:)

[acaciabravo17]

Best thing ever!

[KiyaWarrior]

Pretty good, would of been superb if done by professional female rappers.

[AKhottie13]

While it's an good parody of Mickey's song.. what classy woman brags about their puss? Like.. really now haha

[MrMikhailovichCV]

@AKhottie13 What -classy- man brags about their dick?... Lol.

[Nerd4Ever911]

She would know what her vag taste likes

[D4N13L]

where the drums at?

[joekhoury17]

my vag has never gotten rejection, yo vag has never seen an erection

[NWCTAJorge]

This is quite disturbing...

[eililie1997]

o.o uuuhhhh



[Slothbike666]

Haha weird

[metallic8]

Pics or it didn't happen

[Nerd4Ever911]

@metallic8 PERVERT lol



[ghettobrown209]

sounds lazy wheres the energy??!

[MsErinlovesu]

I love this song..!!<3 and my Boyfriends name is justin

[allison6034]

WHAT............

[annaramz]

QUALITY IS HORRIBLE but yyou girls are hella funny !! lmao

[MasterJake95]

Watch "Teeth" and then come back...

[metathus1488]

Who brags about having a vagina? Vaginas are ugly looking things. I am a straight male and like to fuck but please ladies, vaginas can look downright horryifying. I mean, it can smell like fish, have a third lip, or look like some sort of elephant ear shit going on. Vaginas are nothing to brag about. Dicks are actually fun to have and brag about.

[brasillovesbieber]

@metathus1488 yo idiot vaginas are to girls like dicks to guys so stfu and stop talking 

[metathus1488]

@brasillovesbieber Yeah, because I am sure girls go around bragging about their vaginas to everybody. Vaginas are ugly things that smell like fish. Deall with it. Women have an ugly reproductive organ. Stop trying to act like men.

[heatherlikesoctopi]

*queef

[TDaBAMF1]

i smelled fish while listening to this, anybody else?

[v2xHasxSkillz]

WATS A VAG????????



[Megamonster100]

@v2xHasxSkillz vag is short for vagina.

[ShelbyDoesntKnow]

My dick, gets a song wrote about it

Yo vag, don't need to hear about it

[sypop23]

This video is fuckin awesome! Check out my "MY DICK FREETYLE" video. Ladies I give u props, that fisted line was the best lmao

[SamuelHDMI]

that is f***** funny as hell

[Kabocha18]

My tits, marshmallow soft, your tits, hard as a rock

My tits, perky and round, your tits, sag to the ground

My tits, one hit knock out fight, your tits, two mosquitoes bites

My tits, always get stares, your tits, ain't even there

[ohsolamejames]

awesome lol i got some grade a beef for you!!!! lmfao no all seriousness i got you

[Jerkiin2010]

jk

[Jerkiin2010]

this song is awseome it got my friend horny

[Mullins147]

Sluts.

[MaxYouOut]

@Mullins147 LOL

[1408mommy]

ILOVE IT LMAO

[jerseybarbii]

I love this

[samanthaserfass]

this shit sucks!!!

[MaxYouOut]

@samanthaserfass lmaooo haha

[torithesexyness123]

My dick, big and hairy.

Your dick, as red as a cherry.

[gohonosx]

My balls drag to the ground, your balls weigh less than a pound

My balls huge and fat, your balls look like Rebecca Black

My balls need lots of liftin, your balls on your chin like Peter Griffin

My balls over the top, your balls haven't dropped

My balls are from the south, your balls are in your sisters mouth

[MasterSnakeeater123]

My dick, fat and black, your dick smells like scat

My dick, large and hairy, your dick small and scary

[ImTerryBo]

Fuck Wrong?

[ThaBigTasty]

I just laughed so hard at the #1 comment...

[DontBotherAsking64]

This is a fail.

[04Londa]

WEAK af

[BridgetMcBride788]

This Is SO Dumb ! Who Would DO This ? [:

[rebekah11895]

1:48 I totally know someone with frikkin teeth in their vag, Scaryy

[thereviscrazy]

this is stupid

[BrandayyeAndTabbayye]

Lmao,this is greatt!

[Kickflips88]

2:09 Someone just hit puberty.

[Sirmorrisful]

This is where the vids that had potential end up. It feels like I failed at a game of Pit Man and fell in.

[tenisguy10]

i feel like this is really dirty in a bad way for some reason. and i have watched 2 girls 1 cup... oh and 1 guy 1 jar... well damn it i just took a trip down memory lane and now i have goosebumps

[LynXNO]

This is so fucking weird, the phrase "My Dick" doesn't sound dirty as fuck.

[DubstepJunke]

Why do girls always have to ruin things? -.-

[ElyonPlanetTutorial]

well... if "yo vag" can make a gay man turn straight then its gotta be good.

[GregJimBob]

name=lawl

[smexigurlXD]

i love it!

[1234smores]

if you get pleasureddd twice a day then you aint tight like a sport carrrr honey.

[55Goten]

uh ok did we really need to hear this

[jon2kx]

LOST IT AT CAN OF SPAM 2:09

[MegaRain45]

i like to try urs

[brontemv7]

Haha, i seriously can't stop laughing:D Shoot sonn, i love the lyrics

[samanthad75xX]

lmao wtf

[bree420100]

this song is so anoing just saying

[gabbipants]

147 people have vags that look like McCain's mama.

[MusicRocketer]

@gabbipants 148 now.



[gabbipants]

i <3 this song

[CuteCharacterz]

@AQWCloudlionhearth987 let me see u do better than them

[Knapper411]

It's best to rehearse a song before recording it and putting it on youtube.

[BrookeCole11]

my vag is the best.

[vamtheanomaly]

Just need a bit more work on the flow sync , other than that its pretty good lyrics! Just my opinion as I do stuff like this sometimes.

[Mmears95]

this blows!! shah make me sandwich and stop making yourself sound stupid trying to rap

[HayleyIshABeastt]

this..is the greatest thing ever lol

[ghandi361]

i masturbated to this

[kevindaman09]

yo vag has 137 dislikes XP

[Minneychick99]

this is tight!!!!! love it!!!



[ArtizFox]

I loved it but you shoulda ben louder And all the people who leave hate comments are just jealous because they didnt think of it first :D

[yayairbud]

@ArtizFox no, technically mickey avalon thought of this first and these people just replaced the lyrics

[Ruthie4realz]

Fail.....

[NickM564]

Terrible absolutely terrible...

[BabySav97]

im in the weird part of youtube again........

[SlungeTounge]

@BabySav97

no

[joeysmachine]

good rhymes and all but a picture is worth a 1000 words, if it is really all that, you should show it, I'm sure it would be mesmerizing, Namaste (I bow to you)

[mrjrob11]

My dick, is bigger than china, your dick, oh wait thats a vagina

My dick, has already prestieged, your dick, is still lvl 3

My dick, is bigger then obama, your dick, is dead like osama

My dick, is bigger than yours, your dick, is reserved for man whores

My dick, has jungle fever, your dick, looks like justine bieber

My dick, has a lot of friction, your dick, is science fiction

My dick, nah i'm done with my dick, cause your dick, just looks like shit.

[kevindaman09]

i just placed an order for your vagina please............i got condoms

[kyilynnBitch]

"its time to let the world see".....WHORE!

[MrBhiltabidel]

ahh? why does her vag taist like grade A beef? i dont want any mcdonalds angus nty...

[odisiusable]

she says her pussy is tight like sports car. then u say its nice and deep which this seems to be a double bluff becuz that sounds like a WHORE TO ME.

[dicksandshit]

YOU RHYMED BEEF WITH QUEEF

THE PROPHECY THE PROPHECY!!!

[ekimkraur]

@dicksandshit yes the prophecy is being fulfilled. the time has come.

[rafuzanful]

ankndxs not interested i like the original

[The4thsLegacy]

not to be mean but ermmm when a girl makes a song like this ur pretty much calling yourself a slut

[ChewbaccaRenee]

LOL so creative and funny!

[Rave2DaGrave1]

you fucked up when you said my vag pearl in the clan

[foisberg1]

Make Sandwiches not Awful Parodys

[661Sunshine]

lead like obama? lol your vag fucking blows

[troysfan1200]

Everyone that gets on here and does nothing but insult, STFU. God, its their fucking video not yours, they made this how they wanted to so no need to judge, You dont like it okay but dont get on here and keep saying a bunch of crap because its worthless, Whats it gonna do? NOTHING. SO stfu (: Kay thanks.

[thepaperbags]

realllllly bad. are you white? learn to rap. damn.

[stormy1234561]

it's spelled vaj. derp

[PatriotsForLife27]

@stormy1234561 Actually, if you werent a virgin, you would know vagina is spelled with a g. Nice try though, DERP

[askniwilltell]

dude this song almost made me throw up ...maybe its cause i was eating lunch.

[AyoCheckThis0ut]

@askniwilltell That just made me LOL

[DoubleAgent244]

LOL

[ScreamingInsanity97]

Funny as shit xD

[m1a2r3i4a5h6]

good job.

[DubstepJunke]

I can tell by their voices. They got wizard sleeve.

[chaoticballful]

i want ur vag please

[damainsh1]

this shit is really funny you just need to work on the rythm, other then that thumbs up x10

[KCALBLABEL00797]

Did you not listen to this before uploading? The rhymes themselves aren't bad you're just fuckin it up singing out of rhythm. And half the backbeat was missing. Take two doses of middle school and try again.

[MrGRB1000]

I LIKE IT BUT IT NEEDS TO ME MORE UP BEATLIKE MY DICK LOL

[nickstricklin715]

i think they're all whores 

[AQWCloudlionheart987]

@LalalaCitlaly i didnt post that my cusin did. we share accounts

[DainxyTres0Tres]

Riz, Yall got tricks for the brothas.

PMS Yall for blood like no other. ;]

[JoseAngelTorresOne]

My vag don't takes orders, your be workin' on that street corner..

[xxilyjustinbeiberxx]

LOL

[crazyblondi6]

i wanna see u do better!

[AQWCloudlionheart987]

women cant rap!! Bitch get yo ass back to the kitchen

[Ababygirl143]

@AQWCloudlionheart987

thats where the knifes are.. :) jus sayin. lmfao

[LalalaCitlaly]

@AQWCloudlionheart987 Sexist asshole! Really?

[MrSoHRandom]

@AQWCloudlionheart987 Before I make her taste the back of my palm!

[VVhyBother]

@AQWCloudlionheart987 lol wat

[MsYukiCross]

Lmao!! xDD I loved it

[metathus]

Nobody should be rapping about vaginas. They are nothing to brag about, and this is coming from a straight guy.

[mjlbkent]

My vag is tight n pink yo vag is big n stinks....i tried

[OhEmGeeitszHend]

....no

[heavensdoor19]

need a better beat, could be a good song but needs something more. Liking the song about vagina though.

[ganjabutterfly]

bahahaha i fcking love it!!!!!!!! you girls fcking rock!!!!

[DuffMan5288]

wow, flat as hell. you bitches need to put some oommph in it.

[jokerman1411]

@masteroflink1 i would like it but its at 69