Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

[sophia234faculty]

Holy crap something's backwards here hey what are you doing?holy crap son of a bitch!Stoopp toouucchhiinngg meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[HunnieeBuniee1]

God damn it... oh, i mean Allah damn it! favourite part! :)

[BlameTaker142]

STOP TOUUUUUCCCCING MEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[BlameTaker142]

STOP TOUUUUUCCCCING MEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[brantonlover]

Lol

[BMX2075]

lol!!!!! so funy



[stymie00]

Jeff D. rocks.

[oad654]

emm,,, A C FLEMHHH

[multiballerinagirl]

this is bull shit lol why the fuck do u guys find it funny lol just listen to eminem the whole fuckin day

[SunsetSweetie09]

the judge is a girl

Achmed:Your fucked

Me-LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!-

[Noogle11]

God, I'm laughing so hard, I'm doubled over in pain.

Now my stomach hurts. :(

[1ULTRAKNIGHT]

Still funny but not cool

[1ULTRAKNIGHT]

I'm muslim and y r u using stuff like allah dam it, not cool

[stymie00]

@1ULTRAKNIGHT Really, bro? You're Muslim? So, what. It's ok to crack on Christians, isn't it? How many terrorists acts have been committed by Christians in the past 25 years? You don't need to bring up Timothy McVey. He wasn't a Christian. He was being aided by MUSLIMS! Look it up. You're welcome in my house, as long as you respect Uncle Smith and Uncle Wesson. If you don't, then cousin Glock will resolve the issue.

[stymie00]

@1ULTRAKNIGHT Before you dismiss me as a redneck racist, I have to tell you that this redneck racist is eating Palak Keema, while typing this post. If you've never had it, I would highly recommend it. Redneck? Yes, proudly. Racist, no. I do my best to treat everybody else the way I would like to be treated.

[PinkGlitterStar3]

STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!!!

[0707Devin]

SILENCE, I KILL YOU!!!

[jrmiaianramos9]

I also AM a terrifying terrorist

[Janusmannen]

"I need some ligaments!" ;-)

[littleangel7900]

what are you doing holy crap im in the air! lol

[littleangel7900]

i just got my flu shot

[ijealousy14]

shut up! i kill you! >:)

[SweetSunShineXxX]

Thumbs up if you see this more then 2 times . :D

[SweetSunShineXxX]

HAHAAA , so eid's ! :D

[MLMotionPictures]

SILENCE I KILL YOU

[Hidszit]

Tu Polska społeczność, przejmujemy ten film.

[1dudealex]

Silence I keeeeeel you

[SuperJohncm]

8 people got killed

[rhodzi08]

3 years on and i still love it, ha!

[ruigaspar1996]

@rhodzi08 next 3 years old .: KNOC KNOC ! IS ACHMED!!!!! AND HE KILL YOU (O.O)

[bedawi21]

racist

[Crm7464]

Most people think this is hilarious! So do I.

[s4killer2011]

silence i kill you!!!!!!!!!!

[dartagnanscash]

A c flem

[dartagnanscash]

Achhhhmetthhgghhghhhh

[KayLoh13]

HECKA FUNNY!!!

I LOVE YOU ACHMED

[09dannydful]

ive just uploaded a few parts from new dvd. check my vids :)

[borisvdm]

lol i laughed so much that i cried

[cooldudemalhotra11]

i think those 7 people are losers!! they should find a well and die in inside it !!!! :) this is great

[blooodshine99]

I'm MOuslim I find it funny

[sanandreas395]

7 people got killed

[alex29464]

Some people who didn't like this video - Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, George Bush, Linsay Lohan, all terrorists and catholic priests!

[alex29464]

STOP TOUCHIN ME!!!

[qaadirowayne]

silence....i kill you

[QuicksilverTAFE]

This char is absolutely hilarious. People need to lighten up

[Whipmyhairism]

OMG You people who think this is prejiduce: WHATT???????? YOU GUYS ARE OFFENDED BY A PUPPET????

[PrinceHabbo]

Well, it is halloween today ;)

[gamermorten]

2:04



[walkingsungs]

i love Dunham's concept. Achmed character is sooo funny

[jaeslyndavila]

silnnce i KILL U.....LOL

[madydirt1997]

Guys I'm Muslim and this is rofl funny so take a joke

[GTCism]

This is the best thing I have ever seen that islam could produce. Hilarious.

[scoopmaster69]

wow! it really appalls me how many Americans support this prejudiced douchebag. This is hella messed up.

[Whipmyhairism]

@scoopmaster69 SO R U

[TheMsAsp1]

tare rau:))) I KILL YOU

[algahiemamir]

F*** u Jeff dumham. U son of a B****!

Stop laughing about MUZLIMs asshole!

[Whipmyhairism]

@algahiemamir OMG He's Just Joking!!!!!!! What? You idiots are offended by a puppet??

[XxGH0STINxX]

L0LZ Nuff said...

[DevilManCry76]

Funny

[DevilManCry76]

I need ligiments

[Madden12876]

achmen: im jk i wouldnt kill the jews.,............ i would throw a penny between them and watch them fight to deathhhhhhhhhhhhh

[amela12232000]

I LOVE BU-- OH U MEAN THE PRESIDENT!

HAHAHA

[amela12232000]

can u hear me now BOOM!

[amela12232000]

achmed: knock knock

jeff: who's there?

achmed: me, i kill you HILARIOUS :p

[amela12232000]

infidel...

[amela12232000]

"what the hell happend to my feet!!! son of a bitch what the hell!!!"

[Chaserbl]

INFIIIIIIDEL!!!!!!

[MissAmandaSpeaks]

so you did all this for 72 virgins? are you kidding, i'd kill you for a klondike bar!

[Whatwhen99]

i keel u in russia

[daring913]

LMAO@ the suicide hotline!!!!!!

[TenienteNzarta]

....i did the same thing with two catholic priests but i trow them a small boy!!! XD

[Lilhoovjr]

achmed i like when he says

silence i kill you sun of a bitch

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill­llllllllllleeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnn­nccccccccccccceeeeeeeeee

[christian1o812]

I was that little boy

[Greatwhite05]

Haha really funny!!

[Bostonchick0729]

wait so if u have bee in my suitcase the whole time how did upass through security?

oh thts easy when they open the suitcase i jump up and go HELLOOOO, I AM LINDSAY LOHAAAANNNN!!

xDD

[psyrodiiI]

HELLLOOOOO!!! IM LINDSAY LOOOHANNN

[zachtheentertainer]

Just sit still

OK. Will Not Move My Ass

You Idiot, You Don't Have An Ass!

Was That Walter?

Yeah.

He scares the crap out of me!

HAHAHAHA LOL

[Bostonchick0729]

so achmed if ur a terrorist i suppose u have some sort if specialty? yes, i am a suicide bomber. ah, so ur finished. what? u've done ur job. no i havent! but ur dead. no im not! i feel fine. but ur all bone. its a flesh wound... xD hahahahahahaha

[Bostonchick0729]

How do you spell it?

What?

How do you spell your name?

Lets see there's an AAAAA. UH CCCC FLEMMMM SILENCE, I KILL U!

[AussiePupz]

LOL I was sitting here doing this with my cousin yesterday!! Nothing like doing Achmed for friends(:

[jakedawg98]

O I love bush... Oh wait u mean the president HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bob1bob1000]

Silence I kill u is that Walter he scares the shit out of me it's not funny I KILLL TOU

[CrRxx1]

HAHAHA OMFG !

[SuckMySocks26]

5 people are "idiots with no future"

[froglegs5656]

Holly crap I'm in the air

U idiot u don't have an ass!

I mean alla damn it!

[lexethan001]

I love this dude

[lisbeth1320]

Hahahaha Jeff is SOS SOS SOS funny !!!! I lk all of hismpuppets there so funny

[fortziii]

Jeff Dunham should now have a new dummy puppet, it will be introduced as former boss of Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Osama the Very Dead Terrorist hehehe

OSAMA BIN DEADZ!!!

[cute11yearold]

What the hell happened to my feet?!?!?!?!?!

[DragonKiller53567]

Holy crap imin de air

[dogAphone1]

how do u spell it? what? how do you spell it? oh lets see um...a..c...flem...LOL

[dogzy1000]

I'm a christen so I found the catholic one offensive! But LOL!!! My stomach HuRtS!!

[Blackdude546]

SILENCE!! I KILL U!!

[DJF1GA]

how do you spell your name

well lets see a c flemh

[StPauliFanNo1]

"I saw flying car parts" :D

[kewlbreez]

"...what was the last thing that went through your mind?" "My ass" ..... freakin hilarious!!!

[vegaswaddlez]

"God damn it"

*aduience laughs*

"Oh i mean alla damn it"

[jamesg572]

he is proabably made in china

[occe22]

Who do people thumbs up people who write what thy say in the vids?

[MrAkuma2011]

I KILL YOUUUU

[JustJanice99]

"Is that Walter?!"

"Yes."

"He scares the crap out of me!"

[sammibear1211]

i love this it is ssooo funny especially the kill you parts lol.... but i dnt get y ppl on the comments rite everything that was said on the show we know wat was said y gottta write it on the comments?!!

This makes me laugh over & OVER AGAIN!

[bradles171]

A: 2 Jews walk into a bar

J: No no

A: what you dont let Jews into your bar....you racist bastard

lol :) favourite part made me laugh heaps

[TheRakishu]

verry good ;D



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[SingASong3211]

geezus...i laughed the crap outta me!!! LOL!

[whales23456]

EEELLLOOO I am Lindsay Lohan

[westridgemattlyman]

Knock Knock..

Who's there?

Me. I kill you.

[snakeeyes5100]

i love this video

[durat33]

LMFAO this was hilarious :) he was wrong on one thing tho, Muslims don't say Allah dammit; If they need to, they stick to god dammit :)

I loved the Jew and catholic jokes :)

Achmed = أخمد in arabic

[jjmannnnnnn2345]

i silence i kill you m16 boom boom pow

[emmawarn61]

Achmed:wat the hell happened to my feet!?What The Hell R U Doing?STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEE I Kill U!Jeff:We Will Fix ThisAchmed Ok Wait Wat The Crap R U Doing?Holy Crap Im In The AirOk I Wont Move My Ass! Walter:you dont have a ass!He He He He He He!!

[supercalibabi123]

(I) (I)

IVVVVI

IVVVVI RAWWWWWWWWR

[Ofieleea]

What The Fack?! I didnt renew the vid and it renewes after i read one of the highest rated comments O-o

[coolem159]

nothing compares to a walter fart!

walter: hahahaaha

[supercalibabi123]

ELLO! I AM LINSAY LOHAN

[mmmiiinnndddyyy3]

LMFAO LOL LOL LMFAO HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA

[BeckyMLG]

Allah is the Muslim god and ached is muslim

[promcheg]

@BeckyMLG tztzt, he is not a muslim... he was made in china :)

[BeckyMLG]

@promcheg Haha, good point. :P x

[UnitedWeStandUSA1]

@BeckyMLG no he is not muslim. Achmed: 'Look at my ass... it says made in china' ..... lmao

[SweetSunShineXxX]

@UnitedWeStandUSA1 Uhm .. im a muslim , but i say go to the hell , your fuckin' ass hole .. and more .. ? AND IM A GIRL . :3

[keristraub45]

Knock knock who's there I keel u lol

[LisaliebtLena]

Silence.....I kill you ! XD

[FreeeAngel999]

Achmed you did kill me, you killed me with laughter.

[myojinlord]

god dammit became ala dammit? nah..only Americans cursed their own god randomly..if muslim, they recited Ala hu akbar...they praised their god...

[advancepsp]

Im a terrifying..........terrorist. Are you scared. Not really no. Roar

[rec3568]

hey don't never say that melon head

or i will kill you

[mauriciofabiola1]

This is Halerious!

[Cammydgaf]

"yes yes, I did the same thing with 2 Catholic Priests but i tossed in a small boyy!"

LMFAO!

[JustANumberNotAName]

Look on my ass, it's write Made In China ... x)

[jamesg572]

@JustANumberNotAName probably pretty much everything is made in china

[Gna9killer]

@rahulmayer .. u idiot alah is not muslim alah is a god

[Gna9killer]

rofl this is damn hilarious but .... u know i am really sad about thinking that muslims are terorist .. but thumbs up anyways

[rahulmayer]

Allah is Muslim not Indian.......

[100proman100]

Ala is is an Arabian god and I'm Arabian but good guess!

[lach890]

How do u spell your name? "ah lets see a,c,Flem" 'SILENCE I KILL YOU!! ROFL!!!!

[TheFriskyJanitor]

I had a premature detonation.....

[SamoKool1]

sooo funny

i luv achmed

"wat was the last thing that went threw your head?"

"my ass" LOL soo funny

[XPrincessEMOXXX]

awsome!

[lordofwarriers0]

i didnt like it it is uncool to the arbian and mouslims

[laiosto]

@lordofwarriers0 get a sense of humour.If Arabs /muslims can go around blowing themselves and other innocent people up,then then they should be able to take a joke.

[lordofwarriers0]

@laiosto blowing innocent people m.............. would u define what u mean by INNOCENT PEOPLE . btw arabs r very peacefull people just because afew ass {btw ben laden isnt from the arab } did something wrong dosnt mean all arab r bad . the crime rate at any arab country is much much much much lower then in usa . so u telling me arabs r terrorist or bad people only make me laugh .i dont want fight with u im just saying the true . ask people who have visted arabs country .how is arabs ppl

[laiosto]

@lordofwarriers0 you do get worked up don't you? I am not American.Innocent people are those who are killed indiscriminately by some religious fuckwit because they believe in something different to him,or happen to be in the wrong place at the right time.Learn how to understand humour.The comedian is not attacking arabs,he is tacking the piss out of religious terrorists.There is a difference,so lighten up.

[lordofwarriers0]

@laiosto fine fine . ur answer was pretty cool but i still think its a uncool video for arabs but after all its only my opinen . sry for my bad english

[ProfessorNickCutter]

@lordofwarriers0 The jokes are kinda hard, I admit that, but what should I say about nazi jokes (I'm german and not in the least bit a racist bastard). But some of them are funny and I have to laugh. What happens in politics and war is another thing, bgut comedians take those things to make some jokes that are more than a shocking experience than a laughing expoerience. You can tell by the kind of laughter in the audience,... That is showbusiness, ruthless as war itsseelf!

[oxOxoPixieoxOxo]

where did u come from, ur suitcase hahahahahah amazinggg

[SuperJeffhardyfan01]

so waddya think of bush?

ooo i ove bu ... oh wait you mean the president im sorry

LOL

[zxsdcs3]

So you've done your job?

No I haven't!

But your dead, your all bone.

It's a flesh wound.

[zxsdcs3]

Rofl i love it how Achmed keeps looking at the person after he says "SILENCE, Ikill you!"

[SimplyBionic]

Good Evening Achmed good evening......infidel So ur a terrorist yes im a terrorist wat kind of terorist a teriffying .....terrrist....are u scared not really no RAWRR and now not really no RA RAWRR ...how about now no God Damit..O..o i i mean...ALa Damit................Silence..­..I Keel u

[MAGIC991000]

@SimplyBionic what is ALa damit

[theclowncrown1]

@MAGIC991000 ala is the god of those maybe indians

[rayzu06]

godammit...oh i min aladanit

[meshingboulder]

Why aren't there more views on this vid, Achmed is amazing, i love this vid dude make more Please!!!!! x

[MissPonyJumper]

im a terrorist

what kind of terrorist

a terrifying .............. terrorist

LMFAO

[TheAndraos]

o love your vidios make more please

[imacutegirl098]

omg this is soooooooooooooooooo hilarious

[Royal226]

I Kill You very nice XD

[horselesshorsegirl]

i watched this in school

[snoopy2617]

lol...... he is funny i was aimost about to fall out of my chair ROFL........ROFL........ROFL I KILL U

[tafywarsq]

wo,wo,wo,,,this is funny

u cant say stuuf like that,its class

[TomiCelius]

fuck off people ;)

[sarad0mik]

Peeded in my pants first time i saw it i kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!