Take Your Stinkin' Paws Off Me You Damn Dirty Ape!

[hannesH3]

Reminds me of when I lost my virginity!

[N00bB05z]

Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius.

[MrRladdu]

HE CAN TALK!! HELP ME DR. ZAIUS!!!

[fairplaynationalist2]

Oh dear I think Charlton has just had a tram lady moment, at least he is dead now and can't be pursued by the thought police

[xBudRaDx]

240p, we meet again..

[Lachausis]

Fucking apes!

[joshuaissac]

NO!

[Gocavs1990]

lol how idiotic that on every planet of the apes clip I watch racist biggots are discussing trivial bullshit.

[Beegerrocks]

This is on tv right now :) classic :)

[mahender6969]

I felt like that, my firest night in jail.

[Velocity9s]

What if Cecil.B.DeMill had been in charge of production of 'The Planet of the Apes'??: "Let My People Go You Dirty Stinking Apes!"

[AMD7thS]

Security Police: NOO!!

[zzzaaa09900]

the monkeys represent the israeli zionists and the humans the palestinians

[tripleheshy]

@zzzaaa09900 Now now... you need to finish your bomb project for your Hezbollah shop class young man or else it's no Al Jazeerah for you.

[zzzaaa09900]

@tripleheshy im not a terrorist like the Israeli dogs. they make the bombs. dumbass

[tripleheshy]

@zzzaaa09900 And just who makes the bombs that asswipes like you strap to your bodies?? Israel? Allahu Ahkbar LOL!!!!

[zzzaaa09900]

@tripleheshy israel are the bigger criminals. hanukah!! lol. im not muslim,

[TheSubwaysurfer]

The female doctor was wondering "HOW did the word, DAMN get pass the censors???""this is nineteen freaking sixty eight!"

[UrukHai659]

@TheSubwaysurfer Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. 1940s

[alvin89345]

i wonder what part of human history the apes are reanacting 

[TheNightcloudHATER]

the 2001 movie is SO easy to make fun of....lmao

[kingGrimmjow95]

@TheNightcloudHATER same as the early batman movie and spiderman 3 oh and letsnot forget superman returns

[TheNightcloudHATER]

@kingGrimmjow95 xD first, there was that micheal jackson women ape and so much other funny stuff, i busted a gut laughing so hard

[kingGrimmjow95]

@TheNightcloudHATER and when the ape is open and looked inside the guys mouth and and asked Is there a soul in there? that was jokes as well and the little children apes aahhhh :'D you got me laughing now

[TheNightcloudHATER]

@kingGrimmjow95 and the monkey upside down putting rose petals on his arm pits and the two apes that were gonna have sex, the female one did a weird spasm thing :3 cracks me up

[kingGrimmjow95]

@TheNightcloudHATER and the ape go's crazy and starts jumping around make mokey screams infront of his army just b4 they marched out to go after the humans i was thinking wtf going on

[watchcloak]

Monkeys r like. Dude wtf people cant talk

[xbeautychicx]

1:11= "Say Whaaaa?"

[ninjabastard2]

that's probably the most evil sounding line i have ever heard

[kokaly15]

Malfoy: Take your stinking hands off of me you damn dirty ape!!!

Caesar: NNNOOOOOO!!!!

[Rodan41rex]

@kokaly15 NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[puglit1]

@kokaly15 lol i was the only person in the theater who burst out laughing hen he said that !!

[Grefeguitarist]

@puglit1

The whole theater burst out laughing when I went.

[kudurrumaqlu]

@Grefeguitarist the whole theater was quite and then everyone started clapping when i went

[Scoonertuna]

@kokaly15 I'm sorry, but Malfoy could never match the emotion of that line like Charlton Heston could.

[D2thyRam]

@Scoonertuna No one blames you

[Csvictory14]

Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!!!

NO!!!

[ShredderJr87]

It wouldn't been funny if they were throwing poop at him.

[GAME4WAR]

Thumbs up if you saw Barrack Obama

[ozwick14]

Welcome to London - 2011

[dbarrett1234]

Pause exactly at 1:11.

[Joecbg100]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[truckee40]

This quote was in the new one!

[MarkoVanArko]

@truckee40 ik it was awesome

[DaveGrean]

@truckee40 Yeah, just like "Bright Eyes" and "it's a madhouse!", I loved that :D

[truckee40]

@DaveGrean ya that was awesome

[piro632]

lmao at the monkey at the end.

[Htownizroudy4ya]

First time I watched this when was very little I was shocked and then busted out laughing

[exumatheobeahman]

"Take your stinkin' paws off of me you damn dirty ape"...

Even in todays society this praise is spoken in all states in America, and all countries of the world.

[666deadman1988]

The Simpsons has ruined this movie's already dubious credibility...Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius.

[doctorschlock]

Why was this a so terrible in the 70's....even.

[CommieThreat]

Alternative title: Moses and the exodus from Egypt

[NYer79]

they're like: "shit...it talks!!"

[BrooklynBros]

Meanwhile in Detroit...

[MrHmongRooster]

i heard this line in tmnt fast forward.

[DUDELOVE5551SBRO]

i juts heard a grenade parody and heard this

[calladus123]

thumps up if family guy sent you

[SvenSvenSvensen]

this actually happened to me when I accidentally wandered into an african american neighborhood

[steelersgold]

@SvenSvenSvensen and you loved it because you went into the hood looking for some blg black cock to suck for meth

[NightNeonProductions]

@steelersgold You are an idiot.

[MercedesSantiaga]

@SvenSvenSvensen wow, they called you an ape?

[styx4ever1963]

One of the greatest movie lines ever! And one of the greatest movies of alltime also!

[xmagicxx01]

I would have been more like get yo hands off o' me you damn drity N.....

[SiKHiTxxFaLLz]

ROFL at the last ape shown, at 1:11. Face expression: NO YO DID'N!!!

[CoolCarlos1985]

All the apes are like "Oh no he didn't"

[onebigkahuna69]

Damn a Species slur back in 1968.

[Tyrfingr]

Someone predicted how the multiculturalism would turn out around 2010.

[XxGameadickxX]

I'd like to see the film the otherway way around, like the ape comes to our world instead, wonder what he will say? "take your greasy hands off me you damn dirty, smelly, humanoid creature!'

[bladevstwilight1]

@XxGameadickxX Well they did one old version where a couple did come to earth and whats odd is it was kinda like a time paradox as that couple had a baby.So for saying what they where doing to humans in there time when they had that baby was going to be ether killed or made sterile. In other-words sterile in simple terms fixed spared/nutriad

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@XxGameadickxX

He would probably be hunted down by religious people from all over the world instead of the human being hunted down by the Ape science department.

[bluediver2]

i like the way they did the ape costumes espically that purple they gave them it really came out looking good the tv series was good too

[bluediver2]

Fantastic film just a masterpiece heston was perfect in this film RIP Charleston

[PUGCAT]

Chuck H. getting stoned1

[RHarris117]

pause at exactly 1:11 before it ends...

[bobszvetics1]

solyent green is people

[SuperHoboPirateNinja]

TAYLYAH

[corncat]

****GET**** your Stinkin' Paws Off Me You Damn Dirty Ape!

[peterdabest94]

wow this movie looks retarded

[MegaJay5000]

why did the apes understand him and where did they learn english at lol

[TheLANC95]

Zera's face at the end: "I'm SOOOOO gonna be on the cover of National Geographic!"

[DigitalFigure]

Can I play the piano any more?

[LatiosMaster1]

@DigitalFigure Of course you can!

[jsteffey88]

Charlton Heston is like THE godfather of all actors.

[katscratchify]

I SO LoVe this quote!

[BLUTO777]

This will be the UK in the next 10 - 20 years

[AbhorTheBeast]

@BLUTO777 might be sooner than that

[Robtehman]

Heston dead. Shot by Damn Birty Ape!!!

[StveT7]

gotta love this scene! Dirty apes!

[eeetv307high]

groooahhhhgrrooohh ,Cool monkey language,i still love that movie and Star Wars ,too .

[urlord24]

...CLASSIC ! ...

[georock123]

He can talk!

He can talk!

He can talk!

He can talk!

I can SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN­GGGGGG!!!!!

[VideoWatcher3012]

Dr Zayus

Dr Zayus

Dr Zayus

Dr Zayus

Ohh Dr Zayus!

[KorvMackan2424]

Classic scene!

[starsky051]

Heston is the best...nuff said.

[starwarsrebel2006]

Hey, at 0:51 you see something fall out of the net. Looks like his wallet or pack of smokes or something. A blooper missed by the moviemakers?

[CallofZelda]

no. everything else is falling from things being thrown. So it is just a piece of material...smart one

[DragoniteAus]

the faces of every ape when he said that...priceless

[liomelmyles]

i love the original version i got this on dvd and each time i hear i lmao this moive is a classic

[vmkSAVAGEGUY]

LOL, FUCKING AWESOME!

[AngryTheWhiteman6]

Our Country

[zombofreak101]

the remake of this movie is terrible dont watch it

[trusttruth1985]

@zombofreak101 not really. Its not that bad

[spraynpray]

it's terrible

[zingtea]

I lol'd at how Charlton Heston acted afraid of the fruit they were throwing at him.

[mikoel007]

all those dirty apes jejej zoo,+.

[Whatever00000001]

That's what Queen Elizabeth wanted to say.

[neilzep]

she is paying for ancestors debauchery.Michell does look like a ape,but i do see what you mean.

[tusnturn]

when whites get a nation with ony whites in it

a sick person comes along ans says

well these whites are from polish origin make me sick

I think we should get rid of them!!

what does that make you

[kaisertheking]

Actually, (if anybody's interested) reading the book will clear up for everybody exactly what this story is about...the beginning and ending (best part) of the book aren't in the movie.

lol 'chimpan-A to chimpanZEE' and 'something similar happened to me once'

[brennner]

wow apes-nigs

[uselessyardape]

Those countries would smell better!!!

[quelvar]

I´m actually white:). Some of the sweetest people I know are black. I hve met few people that was so open and friendly to me. I HAVE benefitted from the interaction with black people. How about Southafrica? was´nt that the other way around or for that matter every white colony ever established. America can only thank themselves for their black population. The black were´nt following anybody around, they were simply forced on ships.

[quelvar]

1:05 A classic movie line directed to black people wich the apes symbolises in this film. I have hated this particular clip since I heard that this was what it was all about.

[KingBerk104]

Jesus Christ, will you please get a life and stop inventing racism where there is none? Losers like you take all the fun out of life.

[quelvar]

Charlton Heston said it was so in an interview.

[quelvar]

Sorry for ruining your life;)

[KingBerk104]

By "ruining" do you mean "enslaving" and by "your life" do you mean "the black masses"? RACIST! CHARLTON HESTON SAID SO!

[Jake1204]

You know black people enslaved black people (when they defeated another tribe) and then they sold them to spanierds and then white people bought them... so yeah stick that in your blunt and smoke it

[quelvar]

And that makes everything right??? It was their own fault that some cotton picking inbred asshole did´nt want pick his own cotton and then paid another asshole to kidnap someone else to pick the cotton for him???

[Jake1204]

Well the look that the female ape gives Heston at the end of the video makes everything right in my book!

[quelvar]

What do you mean?

[Jake1204]

At 1:10 with a look like that ("oh he did not just call me that) you can fix anything!!!

[Jake1204]

I have no idea why i participated in that pointless conversation!

[quelvar]

Well if the star of the movie explains the message of the film, I´m naive enough to believe that he is´nt lying.

[LobsterPanties]

Ahh...Charlton Heston..a real man from a better era. Not like the fancy boy pussies that grace the big screen these days. Lee Marvin is dead and now Charlton too..only Clint Eastwood is left to show kids today how a man should conduct himself.

[rodrigoraulsuarez]

This was a big movie.

[ralphhersheljunior]

Something similar happened to me once... >.>

[Gladwrap3000]

lmao all the apes' reaction is classic

[tomgilly8]

This looks like the worst movie ever!

[julian3d0919]

he can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk

I CAN SIIIING!!!!

[Chazwozel]

Dr. Zaus Dr. Zaus...ooohhhh Dr. Zaus!

[Bfdidc]

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanZee.

[tomgreg2008]

Incredible scene. A++.

[zulonz]

Best scene from the movie!

[videosrock1983]

i think the best scene is the ending

[tigerdraft]

I actually like the closing credits best.

[JUNO43]

GREAT MOVIE

[photostation69]

Wow! Telling it like it is!