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  • AND OF COURSE IF YOU KICK SOMEBODY IT HURTS MUCH MORE HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • @internetmaster1 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oool !!!!!!!!!!

  • this is great

    

  • he is trying to kill jhony!!!!

    poor jhony

  • Haha it hurts much more!! XDDD

  • You rack a disciprine!

  • 1, 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 Call an ambulanceeeee!!!!

  • nine ten GOOOOOOOOOOOD switch..

  • nine ten GOOD SWITCH

    

  • I love how he says jhonny, what a legend XD

  • Xièxiè.

  • I'm not saying he sucks, but usually the people showing how to do things on expert village suck. Most are sellouts.

  • thwe xDDD

  • jonny is the victim

  • Jhonny is dying lol

  • if u push on the pause button lots of time very quick its like japanese :D

  • @joeryyy no its not you idiot.

  • @KatsumotoYamada yea it is fucking moron, be a bit fucking happy you lil hater

  • @joeryyy fuck you, you American piece of garbage. go eat junkfood and fuck prostitutes you dirty little son of a whore.

  • @KatsumotoYamada LOL im european, not even english, and wtf is ur problem dude fcking pussy acting all thuff over the internet, i kick u into the ground u kno that right

  • @joeryyy Suuurreee....

  • @joeryyy Hypocritical much?

  • @hallipino you dont even know what he said to me xD

  • This guys accent is fucking awesome. Also he could kill me in half a second so...

  • try using transcribe audio for some funny times! 

  • pause at 0:05

  • SHAOLIN KUNGFU, MODERN WUSHU,TAI-CHI,CHI-KUNG csoportos és magán OKTATÁS

    INFO:0620 491 7907

  • look jonhy's hand

  • No offence (got massive respect for people who can kick like that) but your voice is fucking hilarious xD

  • i think christopher walken was in there for a sec :)

  • OMG pause excatly at 0:54.

    OMG

  • fooooooooooooooooooooooomeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee aburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo

  • Now let me show you the laaaaaaaaasst stretch you can do. Like if you heard this

  • its easier to hit someone with a chair

  • @samme135 good luck finding a chair in a ring

  • yehey! bominos. . .yum yum yum yum yum. . . haha FK

  • SHIT CRAMP!!!!!!

  • can any1 tell me why monks wear only orange?

  • @Aloosh12 oooh, that's interesting indeed! i don't know though 

  • @Aloosh12 they arent like ninjas.. they want to be seen xD

  • the LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTT. Shit i wanted " LADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES AND GENTLEMEEEEEN

  • press 2 if ur not straight!!

  • the LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST push !

  • "if ou kick it hurt much more , dee oder person not you" lol i thaught i am bad at explaining

  • thwee, foor, faive, six, saiven, aight, naine, tain!

  • @MrMeinkraft lol, learn English :D

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  • now let me show the LAAAAAAAAAAA!!!ST ....

  • wierd and funny voice!! lol

  • Knee in the nuts pl0x

  • johnny is sure the talkitive one

  • cool love

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  • why so loud

  • 0:00 LAAAAAAAAASTT!

  • The other person hurts more not You.. Yeah yeah right, You were beat up Chinese guy tell the truth

  • The thumbnail to this video looks SOOOOOOO wrong...

  • 0:01 The LAAAAAAAAAAAST

  • Is this Comedy. or real?

  • @Z4ub3r im pretty sure its real hahaha

  • I love this guy.

  • hurt much more lol.

  • OMG!? why is everybody making fun of his "engrish". whats worse why am i laughing so hard at it? lmao!

  • 0:33 gooo shwitsht lol

  • LOL XDDDD hahaha!! @Kidbazer yeaaaa you got it!! XD that's hilarious!! "duhuhdder" LMAO!

  • under my weight? That guy probably could not hold my leg up for longer than a minute

  • everything is fine but what the fucking orange colour ?

  • u ppl r so lame especially the idiot one....

    let me kick your face with my side kick & see who hurt the most u r me! shall we?

  • @kidbazer I loled outta bed, well written my friend. Well written.

  • 0:56 EPIC :D

  • I think the side kick will hurt much more for the user than his opponent since your balls will be cracked like hell

  • duhuhdder person hurts mach more notchyew.

  • that looks like it hurts

  • ''Now let me show you the last Push that your partner can to do you.'' That's what she said. XD

  • sweet lord!! save johny

  • why does this look so ridiculous? :S

  • @waldomarek

    its fun because of his english but otherwise its not ridiculous at all ^_^

  • I think I played "And now let me show you the LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST" about a millions times, oh wait no, I can't stop watching it! still increasing!! :O

    So terribly funny, I hear his voice in my head now :D

  • the sensei is so funny but jonny is the most monotone shade of gray.

  • my penis hurts when i see this.

  • And ofc, you kick somebody, it's hurt much more... The OTHER person hurts much more. ^^

  • Poor kid. Next time just fart.

  • 0:01 "laaaast" =)

  • TKD > shaolin

  • lol the only people who can make fun of the orange man are asian people...no one else :D (im asian so i shouldnt be getting thumbs down)

  • I hope Jonny becomes as orange as his master one day.....

  • Johny, Fart on master's face... :D

  • 0:55 ,and of course if you kick somebody, it hurts much more...

    LMAOO XD

  • if u will break his ass omg

  • i have balls, man :D

  • @0Sondic0 lol sure xD haha jk..jk

  • lemme show you the LAAAAAAAAAAAST hahahahaha love that part lol

  • @charliebrowngonemad copy cat =,= no one will give you a thumbs up

  • @Kenneth9725 huh? no idc about the thumbs up the way he said it was funny.

  • ouch!!!..that hurts..

  • Now let me show you the lasstt lol

  • hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy8yyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyy9999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­9999999999

    

  • This isn't fake at all the person who said it was is obviously stupid.

  • gayvillage, they should try nutcracker

  • GAY ...fake ass scam shaolin..

  • @andyt714 what is fake in it ...i hate stupid faggots like u lol

  • @andyt714 You're stupid.

  • there are a lot of bad things about expert village why is that fake( sry for the bad english)

  • He said 0:44

    "your feet smell like chicken... id' mean... dragon!"

  • when we do this in my class, i start yelling and grunting in the process. lol. it HURTS!!!

  • lol johnny looked lke he wanted to laugh 0:03

  • @dragonsdynasty i dont see it -.-

  • yep....it's hurts more...

  • good english... you live in China or?

  • dynamic tension exercises

  • now im show the LAAAASSTT KKK

  • haha " so you can kick higher, more power and of coarse if you kick somebody it hurts much more. The other person hurts much more, Not you."

  • yeah you have problems..and what you said wasnt fucked up at all either asshole

  • @tsmith5678 dude shaolin kung fu is known for the lethal kicks this man on the write probably a self proclaimed master of the martial art form can probably kick you in the head so quick you cant get a block up or even start to dodge it yet so hard you could break your neck.

  • you would lose.

  • @tsmith5678 are u srs this so called kunt is a martial arts expert trained in ways ancient ways u go and headbutt him he would flip over u and flick u in the neck and paralize u faggotttttttttttt

  • @TheMrlegend1 A flick wouldn't paralyze him, but i good hit to the side of the neck would :D

  • omg i busted out laughing in the first 6 seconds "let me show you the LAST..."

  • Kicked myself in the face, oh shi---

  • He's not bad. It's just that his voice is annoying.

  • @jeffdoeskungfu

    ha ha its funny cause its true

  • @jeffdoeskungfu no way his voice is EPIC!

  • I hate Expertvillage

  • then why are you watching expert village????????????????

  • Because. when i search for something like this. there is 98% vids of Expert Village. so yeah. kinda hard to find something else!

  • whys there so many bad comments? he came from the shaolin temple.

  • Bruce seems to only know the very, very limited basics which are something anyone with an internet connection or a library card can do.

    His movements have no fluidity or genuine fa-jing. His motions are also painfully sluggish. This isn't to mention that his stances are weak and underdeveloped.

    ...I can't even go into all of the old and outdated Shaolin tricks he performs or his approach to Iron Palm. Actual Warrior Monks are *nothing* like this guy, whatsoever.

  • lol

  • bullshit check his videos on breaking blocks if hes full of shit i wonder how many of you saying that can break blocks with your palm

  • show us the right skills, all of this exists in other techniques, we want to see a real kung fu

  • I love this guy's accent, it sounds so happy even though he could kick your ass in 2 blows.

  • exactly, more important than his "ass kicking" potentiality, he's a refugee from China (he's one of a very few monks that have stayed in North America at the threat of death if they return home. And yet, he's always happy/ facetious, we could all learn a little from this.

  • yeah lol !

  • "Of course if you kick somebody it hurts much more" lol best line

  • I love the way this guy talks! XD Its awesome!!!

  • I've kids taking tkd streatch further than this...

    Can this guy prove some backround? Cause this shit is getting questionable.

  • so they can stretch farther? well can they reach your world propaganda organ and quadruple spin kick your face in a perfect 90 degree angle? -.-

  • I think he knows what he is talking about and this is more so for beginners anyway.

  • 0:02 lemme show u da LAAAAAAST

    lol

  • hahaha xDD but cool vid x)

  • LOL!!! yeah that cracks me up

  • @Fupper16 XD laaaast

  • @Fupper16

    wow, make fun of his english. your real mature

  • @Fupper16 LOL i keep replayin dat part like 20 times

  • good thank you i like shaolin martial arts

  • illllll

  • i mean arfacrew

  • Im a pc and Im only 41 years old

  • wow i realy like shaolin by these moves they do, and how they control them body all the skills and many years of practice to make you body like stell or stone hard and learning the skills of shaoling

  • 'Now let me show you the LLLLAAAAAAAASSTT push that your partner can do to you." LOL WTF why did he say it like that???? LOL

  • maybe because he was born in china, not in the usa :)

  • Oh yeah, I forgot Chinese people always scream random words of sentences... Sorry, I just thought sence no Chinese people I know randomly spaz out during sentences that it was just him...

  • isn't Engrish great! lol

  • Dude... wtf, im half asian you jerk... lol jk xD My grandpa talks like that LOL "Get out my store boy!!!" LOL I dont wanna be rude, but I think mostly south Chinese have the worst accents =D

  • Great Master. Take care my friend. All the best F. Jesus Barros

  • i dont think this guy or his student has ever been in a fight b4.

  • hahaha yeah especialy his student, I think I would kick his ass no mater how good he is in kung fu...

  • yeah but not a real monk they train like 12 hours a day and sleep on 2 planks of wood.

  • yeah I know, I watched a documentary, 10 years old boys get up at 4am run for an hour up the 4km stairs and when they reach the top they go back but using both legs and arms, and after that all day they train and eat only a handfull of rise and some plants...amazing...any of those kids would brake me in half...

  • i can take you down with tkd and bj and if u can't beat that u can't beat shaolin kung fu

  • i train ufc 6 days a week and i kick your butt. they are trainig a lot harder then me, and they have better moves.

    so shut the fuck up!

  • u dnt train ufc. u train 1 of the 2 styles each 3 days if u do ufc u should know that

  • ufc?...u mean mma?

  • Notice how the kung fu student doesn't have to turn his base foot when he does the side kick, the way karate and taekwondo fighters usually do. Also, he can easily reach head height with the kick, without leaning. This is a guy that could stand six inches away from you and kick you in the face, as easily as most fighters throw a jab.

  • Shaolin Monks are the real gangsta's.

  • pfffffff gtp!!!

  • LOOOOOOOL

    nOOW lets SHOOW youu...

    haha his accent

  • Id like to see any of you guys that are talking down shaolin kung fu to have a spar with a monk you would get totaled and you woundnt be saying much then

  • Thank you for the video.

  • The other person hurts much more... Not you o.o''

    LOL

  • LOL

  • I think I pulled a groin muscle just watching.

  • lol, hell ye itll hurt more, youll f'n hit um in the nose!!!

  • INI LOL HES DREAD

  • Good work the student has a good stretch!!!!!

  • Thanks for these stretches, they're actually very beneficial for ice hockey goalies! :D