Shirley Q Liquor - Ebonics Airways (LONG version)

[habraify]

Polish Ambassador has a killer dub step track with this particular monologue as the intro.... Its awesome! Haw u durin?

[meanwiddlekid]

Ah hopes youse ekscuuze mees whiles Ah pees in mah pants frum laffin'.

[DJMichaelAngelo]

OH MY goodness!!! freaking HILARIOUS *lmfao*

[ybbob68]

looks like a tarantula is on her head..

[mommafletch]

The airline do not be responsible if the white folks on the ground finds out about it!

[sngtenor]

axe for assistances...lol...apply your own max before you apply anyone else's max...

[jb208028]

...an oxygen max...lol

[rowdymax1]

no smokin' clove up in here...lol

[ATWSecurity]

41 People tried to dissolve a hair weave with the blue water.

[bunzaroni]

OH LORD I LOVE YOU SHIRLEY LIQUOR HOW YA DURRRNTIN.

secure dat maks.

[tex77092]

I work with her or at least her relatives.

[ChapChap07]

@tex77092 its not really a her* its a guy who does this as a character for his comedy act

[MountainMonkSage]

@tex77092  Lemee guess, ya''ll werks at Ford Motah Credick?

[dementionX]

Macadamia Jubilation Congregation.... yep!

[wrnglers9]

lmao, "please do not try to flush a disposable undergarmek...."

[Edubbplate]

AHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[RratsArtStudio]

Love you !

[OHLeeRedux]

I took this airline to Vegas one time. We ended up landing in Jackson, Mississippi, though, because the pilot had to pick up a pistol from his cousin.

[WestFLFishing]

lmfao



[ErinCupcake10]

HOW YALL DURRRIN ?

[NYCblues]

... it is a double deck whisper jet, honey!

[Greenhornet270]

LMAO!!!!



[jslim39]

Wow. I wouldn't be surprised one bit to hear this type of announcement at the beginning of a Greyhound bus ride...

[ephemeronchimera]

@Tethyyyy altitube :)

[karmacop911]

undergwarmenk

[VictoryCough]

I first heard this on an Ample Mammal song "Benjamin Beemin'" 

[habraify]

@VictoryCough yes, its a killer song! Polish Ambasador fucking rocks!

[aluddite1]

...Pastor of the Macadamia Jubilation Congregation. ...oxygen macks will drop from the ceiling.., smoke detectors in restrooms have been disconnected for your convenience. ... ...the lady in 13 B -- take of your hat it violates FCC regulations. IT'S A SHAME THAT US CITIZENS ARE SO RACIST AND IGNANT.

[ledercub]

the whole skit is a riot and hoot

[BobLeKatt]

OMG niggas is so stooooopid.

[renrenpink]

Our arrival times is when we gets there, we gets there.

[MagicGambit]

LMAO I lost it when she said, " our aircraft is not a church..." LOL

[SaraCHA88]

Yoo is takin' yo seat tuday LOL

[JoelRyanF]

We don't care what you be smokin but don't be smokin clove up in this

But don't be snitchin' us out if da white folk on da groun' find out.

[zioband]

great.....GREETINGS FROM ITALY

[327caprice]

you is abode da rite ayacraff

[Whereismycarl23]

@EdwardHunterdon HOLY SHIT THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD! HA HA HA HA!!

[ThusSpakeDenise]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

[charlieparker1234]

Laugh Out Fuckin' Loud

[jackkirven]

LOL this video is eternal. lol lol

[ubermenschize]

"Please don't smoke clove up in here!" LMAO

[taree1979]

I am black ....and I find this video hilarious...in the Era of Post- Dave Chapelle, nothing is really off limits!

[whataboutredlorry]

lol 'if you that ig-nant you need to get off the plane" - I wish they would do that on all flights!

[catothewiser]

LOL! I can almost smell the coconut oil.

[Ojoku12]

@catothewiser did you mean cocobutter?



[ijreilly01]

@catothewiser It's coconut earl...

[Chris07191991]

sad

[missan2net]

Mwahahaha love it!

[MissNecia09]

these r very dumb video black people do not act like that y do white people have to always make AA people look bad just leave us alone for once in your lifes gush its so mean

[stopglobalswarming]

@MissNecia09 Why don't you leave US alone by jetting out of our country?

[habraify]

@MissNecia09 its purely comedy....Its an obvious exaggeration of a very particular slice of southern african american culture.... I get that is offense but it is still funny... I listen to lots of offensive black rappers saying offensive things about white people but I still find it funny..... funny is funny.

[Leonnidik]

I was on this Jamaican airline .

[alvicious]

I am black and I find this offensively hillarious!

[candz1000]

@alvicious exactly

[jcali619]

Southwest Airlines= Ebonics Airways. It's the Greyhound Bus of the skies.

[specialks1953]

JUST TOO FUNNY ! !

[TaneishaRed1990]

Oh, snap that shit too funny! LOL!

[Snoofalah]

Altitube.

[hank5168]

Omg I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

[GayWorldOrder]

Go Obama Powah!

[BooKittyRadley]

I want to fly with this airline. Sounds much better than the others. That's freeky.

[GroovyCatfish]

Please do not spill anythang on our carpet, as it is not yet paid fuh...

[GroovyCatfish]

...putcha hands togetha for the complex, multi-talents of Miss LaToya Jackson!.... lol

[MarChiville]

Macadamia Jubilation Congregation

[fryernikki]

He/She sounds like Dwight Eubanks from Real Housewive of Atl!!

[awm4151]

LOL welcome to my world in Detroit.

[billyboylb]

Please do not smoke clove up in here!

[LOTRlover100]

ur we don't know what sexual orientation Miss Rhonda is but you can ax her when she get here.

BEST Shirley Q Liquor vid EVER!!

[tamcocbichdong]

shirley - are you in any way connected to 'ode to a schkrimp'? Ode to a schkrimp is the best youtube video I have ever witnessed and it has recently been removed. If there is any way this can be remedied PLEASE LET US KNOW!!! Thank you!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxox

[sometinghappened22]

"A change in altitube" LMAO!!

[thedarthflagger]

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE BLUE WATER WILL NOT DISSOLVE A HAIR WEAVE LOL.

[thedarthflagger]

shirley was the FIRST to say 'HOW YOU DURRIN'?

[TetraUbik]

it looks like a taranturrrla is spinnin on er head.

[vandam840]

The man portraying the Shirley Q. Liquor character is NOT racist. The character was created while he was doing his nurses' residency with a bunch of other black, gay men (he was the only white guy among the group).

Through his observation and their camaraderie, the Shirley Q. Liquor character was created. It was not meant to demean or belittle black folks in the least.

[AlwaysRecording]

Hey Roll

[ourlasthero]

dave chappelle made a lot of fun of black people too. i don't really see the difference.

[Drak3e1]

we do not know what sexual orientation Mrs. Ronda is but u can ax her when she be seated classic

[KittWinters]

She durnt say nuthin bout nur Chiwurwur so i guest my little dog kin ride up in my coat

[mommafletch]

Please apply dey max after applying yo own max!!!!

[raymoncito2003]

This is my absolute favorite from Shirley! Pay attention to the names of the flight attendants!

[zookalina]

haha! shirly q and betty butterfield need thier own tv show!

[kyle1081]

Our Captain is Reverand Cleotus Jefferson of Macadamia Jubilation Congregation.......Please note dat de blue water will not dissolve a HAIRwig......Hahahahaha

[rck1174]

Please do not smoke clove up in herre! ; D

[ahomeless]

u so ignt lol

[natashatarelia]

yep.... i see nothing wrong. i thought i was gonna see some truely racist stuff, but um... yeah... go ahead. this is... this is.... not bad? why does he do it? simply because it is funny? or does he not like black people? i don't know. i am askin. don't know anything about this guy

[rnn5676]

@natashatarelia Its not meant to be raciest in any way. I think that the people who do have problems with it are the ones who WANT to believe he's racist. I believe that if tyler perry can do it with Madea then this is perfectly ok too!!

[billyboylb]

"In the event of a change in our altitube...." LMAO

[JVaughn4729]

our flight time is we get there when we get there...LMAO!!!

[swtbaybeboy20]

hahahah soooo makes me want to become a flight attendant evn more!!!! --G

[CZRXCZR]

Gives a new meaning to the term: Soul Plane

[SuperMfrazier]

where is watusi? I need her for moral support

[scottw]

Don't forget the oxygen maks.

[simianbrother]

genius, love it

[asswhole455]

I laffed till I sharted. A flight on this airline couldn't be any worse if there were SNAKES ON THE PLANE!

[kittycatman2]

This is classic. What a great comedian and talenting too. :)

[emilyek1]

The plane is an MD 40/40 with oxygen maks.

[b52goats]

Hahahahahah How y'all derrinnggg hahah

[DJJonPattrsn22]

".. down here in row 13B: OK, I'm 'onna have to aks you to remove your hat as it violate' "FBFA" regulations..."

Anyone have any idea what FBFA might stand for? I know it must be something REAL ignunt- but I haven't figu'ed it out yet.

[TheUSMCbrat]

@DJJonPattrsn22 Fundemental Baptist Felloship Association

[jsbotwright]

@DJJonPattrsn22 Federal Black Fashion Association

[siltor67]

section 8 flight lol

[Jon839508]

Fucking hilarious

[idiosyncrasyism]

Amazeballs. Love listening to this at work as people pass by my office.

[tommyd1958]

"...but if you are an older individual and I notice we got some old people up in here today, how y'all durrin'? We axe that you please use discretion and do not attempt to flush a disposable undergarmink."

Comic genius, Saw Shirley live in Fort Lauderdale this past Thursday. She is brilliant.

[dovie2blue]

@tommyd1958 She's still performing? I know "she" got a lot of crap about her act being racist. Glad she's still doing it. More videos please!

[dovie2blue]

In the event of a change of altitube, oxygen max will drop in front of yo face. Please ax you chile to remain seated at all times and apply they max after you have applied yo own max.

[africanbully31]

yo she look like my homegurl LeQueesha

[vanglaurent]

"Today's flight is on a MacDonald Burring MD40/40 aircraft... It is a double deck whisper jet honey" hahahahaha!! love that...

[elquemasmea1]

@digitaljiggy, you're an idiot!  Why are black people so self-conscious?

[elquemasmea1]

we dont know her sexual orientation but you can ax her once she be seated

[Brandon112878]

The ironic thing is that "ax" is the way "ask" was originally pronounced centuries and centuries ago.

[ChrisMillerLite]

@Brandon112878 go away communist

[LawdHelp]

"And , excuse me, to this lady down here in Row 13B? OK. Ima have to ax you to remove your hat as it violate FBFA regulations, okay?"

Genius.

[bakaboy2000]

Deacon Earl Clovis! Too much!!!!!

[Mamasan41]

ii AM CRYING LAUGHING HERE!!!

[modestoca25]

funny

[GoGoFiasco]

Shirley, you need a movie made baby... I cried laughing...

[XE7AO]

0:23

asdfasdf how you durin.

[SnipNJ]

Love me some Shirley Q.

[HighlyBored]

This is the fucking best video I have ever seen.

[digitaljiggy]

Some people sure hate having a beautiful black first lady don't they?

[modestoca25]

@digitaljiggy she's not beautiful.....she's a bulldog with make-up

[atwoods3]

@digitaljiggy its just a joke calm down. nobody hates black people.

[fredlburrows]

@digitaljiggy

Yeah, let us know when we get one instead of that man-lady we currently have.

[jay9274]

oxygen mask will drop in front of your fayse!...section 8 airway's...funny as a muva!!!

[japhyryder66]

Still hilarious after all these years.

[TheMidniterunner]

This is why I I I!!! don't fly..

[rickyragoo]

our guest pastor cleotis jefferson , also pastor of macadamia jubilation congregatin. assisted with deacon earl clovis and we would like to invite him into the spirit of the lord . and lets give it up for our celebrity guest , latoya jackson woo hoo

[paulanthonydfw]

McDonald Berring MD-44 Double Deck Whisper Jet Honey

[SuperShadra]

lol, love it!!!

[coolspindrift]

How you durrin honey.

[jeepdriver7]

All firearms must be stowed on our flight to New Orleans

[IamConnerMcCloud]

maybe they could get michelle obama to do the big booty dance for in flight entertainment.

[dithbmine1]

this is Outstanding, LIKE delta,but better service..

FUNNY AS HELL.

[muttilo]

It is a Dubble Deck-Wiss-Pah Jet Hurn !

[georgeNconrad]

altitube

[muttilo]

@georgeNconrad Oxygen Maxx will drop in front o yo Face..

[Aariestheory]

@verbalsniper. Ok I respect that. Once again my comment wasn't that serious. Never said I was officially offended or disliked him. I have a right to voice my opinion just as you and everyone else on here does. U also have the right to ignore my posts. I love his jokes. I just don't like his costume. Simple as that.

[randomdrummer]

Someone want to try spelling how he pronounces "doing"? Cause it's brilliant.

[georgeNconrad]

durrin

[wmingpt]

@randomdrummer durrin

[dovie2blue]

@randomdrummer They really say it that way in some parts of the South. Really they do.

[AwsuhmGai]

Now this...this is comedic gold.

[Aariestheory]

Hearin this was funny as he'll. But seeing him do it in black face is kind of offensive to me. It's left me confused. Laugh or be offended.

[rrusilowicz]

Oh come on, stop being so PC. Comedy is comedy and funny is funny.

[Aariestheory]

lol.. i know. I'm the least PC person I know. but there is just something about the makeup that turns me off. That's why this clip is my favorite instead of the clips of him on stage.

[VerbalSniper1]

who gives a fuck if you are offended or not. if this guy were black painting his face whit and talking "white"...you would be all over it. i would actually rather you be offended by it, i hope you hate it.... fuck off and smoke yo kools, and fuck you. oh yeah almost forgot...fuck you.

[Aariestheory]

lol Y so angry? it's just a comment. I said it was funny. And Kools? alright sir.

[VerbalSniper1]

@Aariestheory yeah you are right, f bombs were a little much. but i do hope you are offended by it. if you cant look at it as simple comedy...just like we have to at the mountains of white jokes, then i hope it offends you and whatever hate you have i hope this multiplies it. as for me...this is funny, just like alot of white jokes your kind spews.

[irishbois]

We dont know what sexual orientation ms Rhanda is or what her gender is but you could axe her when she be seated

[billyboylb]

ahaha....apply they max....LOL....out carpet is not yet paid for

[shnoopydoo]

disposable undergarmink!

[thfzn]

HOWUDOINNN??????

[cdall1977]

tell yo mama i ax how she durin

[mberusch]

how y'all dewring?

[SOYH]

please note dat dud blue watah will not disolve a hair weeve

[jovis766]

and deacon Earl Clovis

[Robb8709]

"Oxygen max!"

:)

[pauldeo]

altitube??? sooo funny

[Chadeyes]

If we run into any problem on the air-craff today, our pilot is Rev. Cleotis Jefferson who is also pastor of Macadamia Jubilation Congragation...

[muckrakerusa]

Politically correct crap is killing this country!!! This is better than any of the crap Hollywood puts out!

[muckrakerusa]

I love her!!!!

[MrChattyO]

I can't stop watching this!!!! Oxygen Max!!!

[muttilo]

"In a change of altitube Oygen Maxx will drop in front o yo face " A Macdonald Buring MD 20/20 airkraf

[pupdak]

Naow siddown, shudup an heeya we go! LOL this is FANTASTIC! Where do i buy my ticket for this flight?

[nickysims]

don't dispose of an under garmick

[dabuik1]

haaaaahahahahaha : )

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

SHIRLEY Q LIQUOR IS A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO HAS ALL THIS SHIT HAPPEN IN HER LIFE AND INSTEAD OF ALL WELFARE IS WORKING HARD AS A SINGLE MOM TO SUPPORT HER OVER 19 CHILDREN SHE NOT PERFECT SHE HUMAN PROBABLY A RESULT OF HER ENVIRONMENT BUT STILL KEEPS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND IS REALLY A NICE PERSON

l LOVE SHIRLEY Q LIQUOR

[mdil123]

you sure SHIRLEY Q LIQUOR ISNT A THIN WHITE INDIVIDUAL DRESSED AS A HEAVY WEIGHT BLACK WOMAN?

[BuckeyeFanInTn]

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL Actually Shirley Q Liquor is played by Chuck Knipp, a man who happens to be white, and homosexual. Not at all what you were thinking huh?

[geminiau]

@BuckeyeFanInTn for those that didnt know that is true he is a great guy and all and if i remember right that boi still got one my shirts from Emerald City in Pensacola while i worked there when he was there to perform. ill get it soon lol

[dovie2blue]

@BuckeyeFanInTn Yeah well he is funny as shit.

[BuckeyeFanInTn]

@dovie2blue No doubt! I can listen to his stuff over and over and crack up every time!