CIA's "Facebook" Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs

[swan6807]

Lol

[razarsenal180]

Carl Motherfucking Johnson sent me here.

[lloydpopp13]

@razarsenal180 u mean maylay, lol me too

[KLR229]

@lloydpopp13 hahah me too

[theSneakySasquatch]

wow, scary

[lollerkeet]

2:20 Magical air-strike transforms 18 Afghan civilians into insurgent.

[angeljewell1977]

this is HILARIOUS!!!!! 

[r33isgone]

Lol if ur dumb enough to think this is real

[fbombmail]

Thumbs up if you are wondering who paid A LOT of money to have this truth-to-farce video written, produced, directed, edited and uploaded. Facebook saving face? Hmm...

[fbombmail]

@fbombmail Oh. The Onion.

[bostielover]

Glad I deleted my account!!

[tatteredprince]

This is so funny!! Scarily true though,on an Orwellian scale.

[Mazmorrero2]

"I'm of course a big fan of any social networking site. It allows me to interact with my fans without having to see, hear or smell them". The real meaning: I am a self-centered bitch that thinks I'm the center of the universe and that I'm way more important than the fools who follow me. Good thing I don't have to see them in person, grose!

[MoJaDaKa]

Wonderfully done satire.

[darrellloomis]

Facebook is the devil.

[3nlighted]

Your life is suppose to be private, you should always be carefull about these sites. photos that you put on an online social network. All photos that you upload belongs to them. It's like putting your life so anyone can see. Myspace was even worse.

[spitwarss]

this people are a joke!!!!

[gurdeepsingh2000]

how they kept themselves from laughing I really don't know!

[Gorillasoh]

I thought I was being paranoid but I guessim right again.

[ThePublicIsInsane]

Ouch! What a bitch, let's me deal with my fans without dealing with my fans. Like you actually have fans that aren't strictly men masterbating to you while youre on.

[FiaraFantasy]

AHAHAHAHAHA!! The truth is out!

[shoussam]

Fuck CIA, Wanbee it is!!!

[BloodTar]

The sad reality of this video is, much of what it says about the "information gathering" ability that facebook provides for the CIA, FBI... is absolutely factual. Whether or not Zuckerberg and his facebook empire are willing participants or not, is irrelevant.

[ElTuco84]

Behind every joke there's truth

[bleachblade100]

HAHAHAHAHA lol

[fraudster111]

"Trojan recalled 10,000 condoms just to see the look on peoples faces" If people saw that and still taught this vid was real. I am embarrassed for my race.

[faanunu]

Why would they take charge of it when they can just invade it and monitor it for free? LOL silly people...

[tonybrand982]

2:29...Penn Jillette?

[MrWorshipMe]

Deranged mathematician commits first truly random shooting :)

[danemlive]

"Deranged Mathematician commits first TRULY random shooting." LOL @ the Onion ticker.

[jmdesp]

Hey guys, how do you think the CIA knew the MegaUpload guys would be in New Zealand, and they just had to issue an arrest warrant that would be executed by a much more willing governement than Hong Kong would ever be ? That's right, another facebook success ;-)

Really starting to wonder if this is parody at all ...

[steveoho]

"thats how they got my brother"... lol

[TheSundanceKidIn1987]

Wow, I'm going to go delete my Facebook.

[almitydave]

"400 billion tweets and not one useful bit of data was ever transmitted..." LOL

[kaitachi]

HAHA! Wan Bee... literally means "Finished! Kaput!" in chinese...

[khalifahalakili]

It's not real but is true

[macsnafu]

Aha! I knew there was some reason I had never created a Facebook account!! But who's behind Google+???

;-)

[TheNonegiven]

@macsnafu Skynet

[azahrarn]

lmao

[nickiaglatt]

F the USA anarchiest all the way

[MonkeyDLuffy72981]

this is real pff idiots if u think its wrong then just keep posting shit on fb and uploading pictures u hurt urselfs fb is not really made for fun

[robertxtm]

nice troll onion!

[urlilshawty33]

is this real

[PsychotronicWar]

This is what we call SATIRA...BUT do you believe 100% that CIA does not scan any data records at all from Facebook?

[specificdynamix]

The second round of funding into Facebook ($US12.7 million) came from venture capital firm Accel Partners. Its manager James Breyer was formerly chairman of the National Venture Capital Association, and served on the board with Gilman Louie, CEO of In-Q-Tel, a venture capital firm established by the Central Intelligence Agency in 1999. One of the company's key areas of expertise are in "data mining technologies"."

[royalsohl]

Man the CIA/Illuminati are just paranoid and people who eat meat just arent with it!  People in the government and anyone anywhere should learn to be in the NOW and let go of the Ego. That's what feeding the world problems. Money, fear, hate and anger.

[eccentricity00]

it would be funny, if it wasnt true

[ForrestHebert]

I added Agent Frank 

[Oaty86]

2:28 Trojan recalls 10,000 condoms just to see look on people's faces

[noskipepi]

"That's how they got my brother!" LOOL!

[MooseheadDrinker]

Wouldn't be surprised if all this was true.

[stevebarwick]

The Onion News report is fake, of course. But...it's a parody of reality. Listen to it, and the truths come out. We have been convinced to post our entire lives online for all to see. The very concept of privacy has disappeared. People who "don't do facebook" are considered to be weirdos or even "conspiracy nuts." One day, you'll find out the Onion News report, though parody, is more truth than fiction.

[jamesdevanney]

LOL @ Operation Farmville :)

[PastramiStaven]

Awesome! Agent Frank Lewis dosen't exist wtf :( Ye and I hate spotify too they made it so if u got no facebook u can't use spotify, why? I don't know but it's retarded.. So is.. America. :

[moodie69]

LOL, troll harder.

[R3V0Lution1O]

news about facebook and cookies.

CIA's Facebook knows where you go on the web.

Facebook track your cookies even after logout

/watch?v=vmIWP_XL-3A

[sebassebas1987]

Well; i dont know if the situation is fake. If i think logical, Facebook, Youtube, Google, Yahoo, Ebay, Paypal, Mastercard/VISA, Banks, they all give information about you to third person parties.Asked/Unasked.But all of these companies are (i think) beeing used to get a complete picture of the world. You can set down people with facts what they all are doing on the internet AND in real life. Because the Government has put a lot of cameras today. Face recognizion. Total control on information

[StaticRoomStudios]

Oh shit. I thought this was real news.. SMH lmao!

[VaneeesaB]

Such a great year for documentary shorts!

[orchidv]

this is good :-)

[markliederbach]

Haha, I love the comment on Foursquare!

[saint4God]

I have Agent Frank Lewis on my friends list too!  I wonder who the link is, I'm going to find out.

[inDpendant]

lmao............good satire!

[eliasmouawad]

The filmmaker who warned americans

Search For

"BUSH OBAMA DESTROYED US ARMY"

[TON3FYW]

That happy fat bitch makes me hate the CIA and its operation thats much more!

[funmacsta]

@toanstar Hahha nope, haven't you heard of the Onion news? lol

[nelsyeung]

Lol operation Twitter as well. XD

[catom58]

The Onion is all satire. It amazes me how many take it seriously! Love this bit. Hilarious!

[RpiesSPIES]

Anyone else notice Farmville caused unemployment based on the graph? xD

[LeboviciAB84]

@RpiesSPIES: Correlation ≠ causation, old chap.

[themaggotchannel]

'' i love that you can earn friendpoints the more state secrets that you post'' LOL

this video hits my humor spot 100'%

[janejn7788]

Well, too bad cia can't control me

[janejn7788]

So i am guessing that CIA is abusing facebook? spying at other person of another country? seriously?

[EquarryDishonorabrr]

Haha this is sooo funny because it's true! Oh well, back to facebook.

[thindjinn]

:( Moment of silence for the failed precursor to this: MySpace.

[JokeR8Greece]

LOL



[TinnInches]

566 ppl are ratard

[SBARTSTV]

lol

[NerdTronX]

I almost got scared at this. But once I heard operation FarmVile I laughed.

[Mattdem]

My friend thought this was real. LOL

[janejn7788]

omg

[AmyJoyH]

LOL!!!  This is hilarious

[thecheeze9001]

lol I know this is fake and all, but it made me a bit uncomfortable. Good job, Onion.

[metkic94]

CIA SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[mistwoodpromise]

Why dosent the fbi start any programs to change the tides of homelessness or is that another social construct they've created to stimulate certain thought patterns in the population. They can spend money on facebook?

[mistwoodpromise]

wouldnt mind seeing bombed anyway? wow, dosent this statement make you look liike a terrorist? I start programs in rural to metro areas to work to save human lives because every nutjob out there who can ignore them decide to send money religiously to those animal shelters and the like, mabey you should care about people, thanks for letting people know about facebook being fbi territory, ill help you spread the word

[KieseWatson7]

Whoever believes this is fake would rather believe in Western Propaganda. SMH

[KieseWatson7]

government.sorry

[KieseWatson7]

Facebook is controlled by governmebt officials.

Once you make a facebook, you CAN'T get rid of it.

All you can do is de-activate it.

Sounds scary to me, I regret I ever made one .

[lilshook1]

fake! ONN is a fake network and widely untrusted

[deanofantastico]

Lol at 4square

[jrob614]

*deletes Facebook account*

[stackthemobtrue]

This shit is soooo funny....mostly cause its true



[LoneThread]

I can't believe how many people think this is a real News Report.

Vote this comment Up if you where one of the ones that knows this is just a video made to be funny.

[fenderwangcaster]

@LoneThread Except no, it's true. Sure it's on Onion, but the shit about the CIA using facebook the way they're saying it is dead true.

[xxxxxDIABLOxxx]

@LoneThread the title is funny enough

[irishkk99]

@LoneThread is it from a comedy show or something?

[2020Messi]

FUCK ILLUMINATI

WTF R U GOIN DO ??

[FashionableGentleman]

Interesting!

[janpwhite007]

Um, so does this not "tip the hand" of the CIA? I mean, this reporter gave away all the CIA's ways of using FB.

[displacedcheesehead]

@janpwhite007 PLEASE tell me you're joking. this is fucking satire.

[TheFinalPage]

LET ME SEE WHAT THE CIA ARE DOING FFS. FUCK THIS, WE MAKE THE RULES!!! HOW CAN I BE UNDER SURVAILANCE BUT I DONT GET TO WATCH ANY ONE? HUH? WE NEED TO CHANGE THIS WHOLE SHIT UP

[AlphaCentauri00]

Wow the this is the first time I've seen the Onion make a broadcast that is not satire.

[liamlloyd77]

@AlphaCentauri00 it is sattire lol very funny shit but is actually true fr the most part

[iran9999]

CIA made this vid, the shit runs very deep.

[ifulltest]

Yeah - and CIA and Facebook posted all the responses to make like people are idiots to this this. WAKE UP PEOPLE.

[gifteconomy12]

Eliminate CIA - not facebook!

[1214gaia]

Okay, an uber-conservative family friend just emailed me a link to this, saying that I really should be careful about FB because it's a tool of the CIA...really! And she was serious. I don't know whether to laugh or cry, and I sure as shit don't think I'll respond to her! Sigh...

[BrothersCinco]

@1214gaia it's real. believe it

[vicktrickly72]

LOL I LOVE IT!!!

[wobbers99]

Superb.

[lilbromarky1]

Is this from the Onion? Its hilarious :)

[MrWhealdon]

Lmfao sheeple are soooo smart

[lisapratt1]

wow...farmville  pacify s.

[MrDobe170]

Wonder how far are we from the point when fact of not belonging to Facebook will put you on the list of the suspects...

Stupidity of people has no boundaries.

[wotan237]

Youtube is an extension of the FB spying,,, dont forget children, the Internet itself is a Pentagon/CIA project. devised around 1969-on..

[kingnek]

that's how they get my brother, hahaha

[aaronmoravek]

6 people are uni-bomber fans

[sujatajane]

some of us arent so f..............g paranoid!

[dboy000]

LOL is she on crack?

[racewartickets4sale]

6 ppl don't like wanbee

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

no doubt this shits true..

the implications the internet has for mind control is unlimited,people have no idea

[chooseyourfutures]

facebook users = CIA slave .

[Zoink888]

I play "Pot Farm" on "Off Your Face Book" So I must be a major criminal that needs to be watched huh? hahaha

[laurentperron1]

While it sounds pretty sketchy knowing the CIA has all this information on us, I don't see why anyone would need to worry unless you're a criminal they would look for. Other than the information used from facebook to fuel consumerism and marketing, how does this affect the average facebook user?

[giastiles1]

Family, STOP drinking the Kool-Aid, it's time to do a new thing.

[kayjay6845]

What a society of narcissistic zombies we are! Although this broadcast is in jest, the realistic overtones are astounding! People in this country are so busy posting everything about themselves, they fail to see the horror in this FB debacle. Why would anyone need or want to know what the heck I'm doing at any given moment. I suppose if we can't be Hollywood stars, FB will do. Keep needing to feel special by posting all your business on FB; the CIA thanks you!

[Joyandblissniss]

Well done.

[Crisisent]

Stay The Hell outta our lives government bullshit to get money and watch us as if we are lab rats. Although even though they seem to know everything about us now, the people will always be able to overtake the government so fuck the CIA they cant take us all and if it turns into a war between the people and the gov, guess who will win us, so im just waiting its gonna be the same thing like over in Iran, there gonna shut down the internet when it starts. Fucc em all

[Crisisent]

FucC the CIA 

[qwikvr6gti]

I think I am going to close my account today!! No Bullshit!

[AzMedic]

Don't laugh, I have no doubt the CIA does have people on Facebook gathering intelligence.

[deductedzaga]

2:03 THAT GUYS FROM FREE RADIO!

[nustada]

Is this funny because its true, or not funny because it's true. Is it nervous laughter?

[Garrett420weed]

That blonds bitch is hilarious! She was like " i am a big fan social networking sites, it allows me to talk to my fans without having to see hear or smell them".....Fucking priceless!

[Diviniteee]

LOL "that's how they got my brother"

[GeedanUK]

@Diviniteee ha hahaahahahaha!!!

he seems really proud!!

[HONDACOMPAQ]

@Diviniteee Whahahahahah ;)

[yal100]

That was great!

[TimthedogLinehan]

This is highly hilarious and truer than CNN bull(shit)ins

[TimthedogLinehan]

This is highly hilarious and truer than CNN bull(shit)ins

[USAmericansWakeUp]

hahahaha

[762deathtotheNWO]

Don't get facebook!

[teargardens]

Ive laughed about this obvious east german stasi on crack BS for awhile now. You have to laugh to maintain any sense of reality and balance. Never forget one person or one idea can change the world. The fact that right now we are all being recorded and threat assessed makes it even more ironic. And yes our tvs are cameras and your cell phone will be used to help mind control you. Prepare for martial law.

[ThusSpakeDenise]

Walmart and Target are the State stores. I am amused by the idea of Walmart partnering with HomelandSecurityskiSpyontheGoy­fortheJooz (Look at your Government, folks. ) Th idea that Hasbara Rats will spend their entire lives spying onthe People of Walmart is just...wonderful..

[Humanhc]

Why does the troll- total corporate onion news report on this? Hehhehe good anyways!

[BennoToorn]

Are they now making advertisement of a facebook like site in China?

earning friendpoints by posting state secrets??

also the "Facebook © 2010 A program of the Central Intelligence Agency" isnt shown on my facebook and at least not shown in my country.

This video is a Fake, but it stil doesnt debunk that the CIA making us of facebook.

Every Spy Agency that doesnt use Social Networks are considered as stupid.

[rashawn770]

@BennoToorn

Please everyone, thumbs this fool down.

T_T

(In fact, I can actually tell you that Google was actually started by the CIA, and facebook also does actually have some CIA roots)

[teargardens]

@BennoToorn Of course its fake its a comedy show. Its like the colbert report or the daily show. The intelligence agencies from all countries monitor ALL communication inside and outside their respective borders. It is in fact illegal to send an encrypted transmission inside the ussa unless its to a space shuttle or space station. But who the heck can do that besides the military. The military industrial complex controlled and run by elite banking families control EVERYTHING and ALL governments.

[987654321STEvO]

fucking hell! send em to afgahnistan with a t - shirt = I LOVE JESUS + USA  YEEEEEEE beheading in a matter of minutes

[tropical481]

she's like a brainwashed robot.

[teargardens]

@tropical481 or maybe like a funny comedian , which she is?

[AlterEgoTrip]

I laughed and laughed, it was definitely why I am not on "facebook", after all, why do I want to tell anyone I don't already talk to something on that when I have youtube ;)

Oh joy this was well written and funny as heck! But yet so much truth out there in a laugh. :)

[JaimePepito]

Power corrupts. Its a historical fact. Facebook is still a "private" venture. Meaning Mark Zuckerberg is still in charge of it. How many more billions until he thinks he is above the law? What will happen to FB when it gets sold? (not if) Who is already getting the gears in motion to take advantage of this? What will the purpose be once it comes to fruition? Real questions, and no answers. Sounds like the 2008 financial crisis, but for geeks.

[TheWhiteBreh]

FAKE

[fazadeset]

duck when i buck 

[TorontoBoi]

The CIA invested $48 MILLION dollars in FB in 2009 alone, and it's to retrieve personal info. Even small marketing companies spend millions to get even the most basic info (name and email address only). FB users give far more personal information that this. Use it at your own discretion and NEVER give your real birthday on the site, and never say where you're going, cuz you house can get robbed.

[bluediamond2077]

much of this is real. 

[Creatrix13]

Whether true or not, one can always ask oneself, if FaceHOOK has created freedom of the mind or has imprisoned the mind? And the way most medias and official authorities and even governments refer/link to Facebook could raise the question, "if" there is another side of the coin? And if it is creating real value for people or a pseudo value in a virtual reality while the real world is falling to pieces? It seems like a perfect conditioning tool for dumbing-down the consciousness and spirit.

[charlessmyth]

And add infowars and prison planet :-)

[medicialberto]

Anyway, I'm in favor of Facebook! see  ingannati dot it slash 2011 slash 02 slash 01 slash io-difendo-facebook

[Trineas1]

Deputy Director of the CIA is Michael Morell, check wikipedia or Cia website who is they Deputy Director. This video it's a fake. If the story is true, is another story.

[SteveFusionX]

@Trineas1

very nice work, inspector Cluso!

"Onion News" is a well known comedy/parody show..

You didnt need to check wikipedia to know this. Click "more" in the description:

Category:

Comedy

[TheDevilsSwitchboard]

And this is why Facebook has never gotten my real name...

[wasy35]

This is badass, haha...