Dorkly Bits: If Classic Games Had DLC

[Silverkin1]

1:00

Tails was in Sonic 2 and Green Hill Zone was in Sonic 1.

[sonicandknuxforever]

@Silverkin1 type in sonic 2 beta green hill

[TheBansheeBomb]

Yoshi armor, best DLC ever!

[Dunniezippy]

I love tails more than sonic

[PZaNETO]

whats the name of the game at 0:30

[Blkwolf99]

I just wonder what fatty fat fat does...

[dudeman41000]

0:21 he made sagats scar bigger

[tigras2244]

I see what you did with the Yoshi armor :D

[robertoconconi]

which is the game after street fighter?

[SpiralPegasus]

@robertoconconi Marble Madness :)

You're meant to roll a marble through a maze full of dangers.

Originally for the arcade, also has ports on NES, Genesis, Game Boy and many many more.

[Aznboi3517]

god dammit he should've picked zombie apocalypse

[TheKYLEdavid]

0:42 Why is a green shell more than a banana?

[donnytony]

@TheKYLEdavid omg how bad

[TheKYLEdavid]

@donnytony What?

[SuperMegaDudeguy]

the sad thing is, i always found tails as being more useful than sonic in one of the games

[Pikazilla]

zombie plague

[greencomet2011]

Fuck you Disgaea DLC

[StoneMonkWisdom]

@greencomet2011 Hahaha... Agreed. DLC = Bad Most of the time, bad for our wallets of course.

[LegendarySilverWolf]

the zelda one is epic but what about the battle mech?

and megaman is bankrupt lol

[MultiSonickiller]

poor tails

[PINKDINKPINKDINKPINK]

this is my bedtime story, and i'm getting sleppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­ppppppppppppppppppppp ahhhh oh yeah sleepyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyy

[thevideo112]

Lol, all the hats are same color different shades XD

[MisterVercetti]

Fatty Fat Fat - Turns Sonic into The Heavy

[tubbymojo]

@awhitesoul2012 sorry but what the hell has this video got to do with your comment and btw im mix raace and what bitch and what

[orvibusa]

Tails: Okay

[TheEAWarrior]

He chose a sonic twin instead of a freakin' zombie plague....?

[Damukra]

soooooooo many zelda sounds

[AppleCooro]

Poor Tails.

[ghost8427]

i thought sonic dlc would be all 7 chaos emeralds

[SocialLocust]

What was that trippy looking game??

[nachos908283]

no FF1?

[luanfelipebc]

Poor Tails! DX

[piegod77]

I noticed the TF2 refluence with the hats

[K1LL4Cam]

aww...I wanted to see zombie plague not second sonic player

[DarkSaber22]

link becomes a fucking dragon LOL

[AwsomenessDefined]

wait..

if there's a fourth triforce piece, why isn't it a quadforce

[tinythibault]

poor tails

[ff2paladin]

I'd like to point out that Tails wasn't in that game to begin with

[minjas34]

aww poor tails

[RbonStudios]

I liked the zombie mode for sonic.

[spongebot64]

The second one quite literally describes TF2's hats in the store.

[LEROYJENKANZ]

poor tails XD

[MrSmilingUndead]

Pitfall on the Atari2600, these were the times. At least, you had at least a slightest idea of what to do, unlike in Riders of the Lost Ark. Now, that was video game hell.

[SporeFreak2010]

Everyone

[SporeFreak2010]

IDK why everyne hates tails i like em. I beat the game as tails :D

[Zoroark7]

I want the Fatty Fat Fat DLC on Sonic 1.

[flyguy597]

why does everyone hate tails!!!!!!!

[TheKeeblerGuy]

At 1:06

Awww.....

Too bad they don't have 3 controllers on the Genesis.

[clubpokemon224]

@TheKeeblerGuy NEW EXPANSION PACK

FOR THE NEW QUAD-PLAYER ATTACHMENT FOR THE SEGA GENISIS

NOW HAVE ALL 4 PLAYERS SONIC!

now tails is 4everalone!

[TheKeeblerGuy]

@clubpokemon224

NEW EXPANSION PACK

FOR THE NEW 32 PLAYER ATTACHMENT FOR THE SEGA GENESIS

NOW PLAY AS SO MANY SONIC AND TAILS THERE'S TOO MANY TO COUNT!

Buy it now for only $600.00!

And for a double offer, buy a SECOND expansion pack by paying for shipping and handling!*

*The shipping and handling costs the same as 1 expansion pack, making it so that the second expansion pack costs $1200.00.

[RitaBlaze]

@TheKeeblerGuy "It now only?"

[TheKeeblerGuy]

@RitaBlaze

*it now for only.

You misread it.

But that's okay.

Wanna play Spam Attack? :3

[274joe]

@TheKeeblerGuy and why stop thier 4 hell 5

[StriderVix]

Tails 4ever Alone

[predatorwillstorm]

@StriderVix :foreveralonedance:

[mecastix2]

Tails quedo forever alone xD 

[TheJettZero]

THERE IS NO FOURTH TRIFORCE PIECE!!!!!!!!!

[Jester702509]

@TheJettZero yes there is...

[Bartholomule01]

That Tales bit at the end was great!

[MetroGamerX]

@Bartholomule01 it's spelled T A I L S

[Luxai]

K you know what, enough with the Tails meanies. He's in his own way a better character than Sonic. I think a lot of people just can't relate to his story.

[chickenwing6950]

sonic DLC said zombie plague

[Roflo13east]

Idiot, you don't get rid of Tails, you use him as an immortal meat shield.

[TheSharpmarksman]

i would pay for a second sonic oh wait i have 2 in generations then i'll pass

[jcrowley1985]

I actually prefer to play as tails.

[Supermario546]

poor tails... D:

[AnonymousFREEZEpOp1]

lol all the menu sounds are from Zelda.

[chuggafan5]

poor tails

[blinx503]

so many zleda sounds, nice vid

[barklightmown]

Why you hate tails so much...

[iceman78772]

Skin's only effect Textures, sometimes Models but never the physics >:O

[Kyuubiyouki]

Poor tails...

[iceman78772]

Damn they got fast internet

[MrLarryorr]

ha ha

[supersegasonicss]

Sonic Generations at the end. 1:00

[Skelpolu]

Classic Games - well, Mega Man 9 and 10 still count as classic games, they are from the Megaman-classic-series. These do have DLC's which are awesome. although they differ from what we see here. xd

[MAUR1C1OX]

1:00 zombie plague, zombie plague! ohh damn it..

[tatisample1]

lol 0:20

[KLIXORthe]

its funny because the end makes no sense, in the game depicted tails can run just as fast as sonic and roll up just like him and basicly do everything just as well as sonic can but he can fly.

[bigboredthing]

^_^ I used to have marble madness

[DancingMad17]

@bigboredthing then u took an arrow to the knee hehehehehehehehehehehehe

amiright?

[bigboredthing]

@DancingMad17 yep, used to drive me mental. But then when you're six it didn't matter too much... needless to say when i bought a new mega drive a couple of years ago I didn't buy it again.... lol

[NoSpoonForYou]

@exkabe Marble Madness

[LeoWarrior14]

Tetris blocks, now with 10 new shapes!

[93cian]

I really felt sorry for Tails at the end...

[Vintage884]

poor tails! :-(

[ELEMENTELITEYe]

At end Lamo

[MANBYTHEWIRELESS]

@SuckMeOffx9 actually I think you will find that autism is not... HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT!

[luban777]

Poor Tails...

[TheLuigiadrian]

If Sonic didn't exist...

[kalil6]

hmm

i want the 4-triforce now

[Crisbisneando]

Guys please some geek tell me what´s the name of that game with the little balls?, the one that turns into a cube, I can´t recall the name and I loved that game

[commander144]

@Crisbisneando marble madness

[C23ofCNC]

Tails: *forever alone*

[Fr3akGamerFlipnote]

Tails: Back to Tails' Skypatrol...

[Fr3akGamerFlipnote]

Thumbs up if you went back to pause at the knife stab.

[online1040]

classic games have dlc if your purchase them of xbla or psn stores

[starkiller1289]

Tails later bought the zombie plauge and changed the rings to chile dogs.

[MineFan13]

dlc = downloadable content

[MarioSonic46]

Tails... Forever alone

[Spacepixel1]

Apparently i am one of the few that likes tails better .3.

[fdnjunior]

Poor Tails... =(

[robertsfunny1995]

Dang, Megaman's one expensive game, sure you only lose 5 at a time, but if you're not careful you could put yourself in debt from shooting too many bullets.

[flameghost66]

after the sonic part, tails bought a zombie plague to the two sonics

[MJEandPhyxesVids]

1:03

FRIENDSHIP REGRETTED

[ThePyrothehedgehog]

I wanna see fatty fat fat.

[RitaBlaze]

Ocarina of Time noises!

[6000NoobTube]

@0:46 what was he shooting at?

[RitaBlaze]

@6000NoobTube A Met, a common enemy in Mega Man games

[6000NoobTube]

@RitaBlaze Why did he lose money shooting at it?

[cursedex]

@6000NoobTube The "bullets", or energy orbs or whatever Megaman shoots, were the DLC.

[TheLuigiadrian]

Just aa dumbass that modifies a sidekick with a team of dork,just because it's useless on special stage.Well,them,USE THE CHEATS,YOU DORK!

[chikorita2bayleef]

Nice stuff, man!

[Ic3manWaddy]

notice most of the selection screens used the Zelda Games sound effects

[Z3ldaMahBoi]

Snes did sorta have DLC content, but only in Japan through the BS-X

[NeoLightElectro]

tails looks awfully emotionless at the end.

[Pedropapt]

I would had rather see the zombie plague in Sonic DLC.

[estester100]

@0:23 what is the name of that game it looks familiar

[commander144]

@estester100 marble madness

[hardy502]

0:59. so basically sonic generations

[XxFiReBeAsTxX]

@hardy502 but 2 classic sonics

[Bokumaru]

That'ssss...Ahhh-..HUOooAAWGGH­-...!!

[JubilifeTvPokeXperto]

inset arrow to the knee joke here

[AnaSipauba]

hahahahaha... ri alto!!!

[jacobmonkeyja]

wow haha

[Anthonym9499]

*buys fatty fat fat*

[DChapful]

Awww, poor Tails!

[sonicdahedgehogfan1]

Ending: And thus, Sonic Generations was born.

[ZeroG004]

I think this parody was trying to be like that indie game "DLC Quest". Which is an awesome game I might add.

[sk84fun93]

aww tails

[BigAssPimp1987]

tails is obviously dorklys favorite character lol

[thehmph1]

sigh, it pains me to know how the games were back in the days. You just buy it and thats it, you get what you pay for. Not dish out an additional 5 to 10 dollars for each additional crap that the game already has but you for to PAY to unlock. Such bullshit. If DLC was free then I wouldnt mind but nooooooo, god damn developers leeching our money bit by bit.

[Zoey4D]

@thehmph1 And so the pirates welcomed their new comrades...

[haha2506wowsroblox]

poor tails :(

[dmdstudent0com]

No playback on iPad? LAME, UNSUBSCRIBED

[waltdisney19282008]

get the fatty fat fat joke?

[18toes]

only one who got the yoshi armor joke?

[YoungWubz281]

@18toes you saw the crack he was about to fall in so mario can go over it

[BrawnX]

@supersealbush

It aint. But if it was... *shudder*

[Flackon]

This would make classic games more fun and amazing, actually.

[uberhaxor69]

@Flackon you are a very sick person.

[Flackon]

@uberhaxor69 Don't act like you don't want to play as a 4-headed link and wreak havoc on Hyrule, or unleash a Zombie plague on Green Hill...

[uberhaxor69]

um not really no....zombie versions are kinda over used and 4 headead link destroying hyrule is kind of the opposite of what he does :P i mean ur pic is gordon freeman would it be cool if there was a dlc that would make him talk?? fuck no silent heroes rule

[hateskyguy]

Aww..I love tails. :(

[Ramonerdna]

@hateskyguy lol i was about to ask if i was the only 1 who did

[shilelea]

ryu needs sleeves

[driftelement59]

as soon as i saw/heard the music to the game at 0:23 i just went FUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*crawls into fetal position*

[xnightshadyx]

Man I wish I could get a BattleMech in Zelda.

[alexcool19876]

what is the game at 0:23

[Lomion]

@alexcool19876 Marble Madness...named so because to beat it you had to descend into madness.

[brunoploc]

LOL Every game have Ocarina of Time Sound Effects

[superraiden]

Last scene: Now neither of us will be virgins!

[roronoapedro]

ZOMBIE PLAGUE.

[MusiQKisLiPHe]

tails always get fucked over

[tailsxx1]

poor tails, Tails got the wrong end of the stick. D=

[Medalion]

Why does Sonic, on a sega platform, have Zelda OOT menu sounds?

[SmashLiXs]

what's DLC?

[7XxshadowxX7]

@SmashLiXs down loadable content apperanty ( stuff you can but when you need it i guess)

[SmashLiXs]

@7XxshadowxX7 um what?

[goiano023]

@SmashLiXs "downloadable content"...

[YuriBo26]

Actually..., Cody is in the Street Fighter series and he does uses a knife... But great video nonetheless

[IJustWatchEm71]

Sonic at 1:03

"My own clone!  Now neither of us will be virgins!"

jk

[TheJuuchan]

why would nobody want to play tails? he's just as fast, can bubble jump-hit, can swim and can fly to inaccessible areas. hell, even knuckles can glide. if anything, it's SONIC that sucks.

[Kurostyle21]

@TheJuuchan You should totally watch Egoraptor´s adoption of Sonic. It clearly shows Sonic´s incapabilities.

[The3rdPenguin]

TAILS WASN'T IN SONIC 1.

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

@The3rdPenguin PROBLEM?

[Mespritroth]

@The3rdPenguin Cry.