Another thing people take the piss outta Northern Ireland
Take urself back to windsor park 7 sept 2005
what was the score 1-0 Northern Ireland ,millions upon millions english players are worth and a team worth barely over a million beats them,plus them being the 1966 world cup winners to boot lol
The best player an england side ever had (maybe even the best player in the world) came from northern ireland george best .RIP George Enough said!!!!!!
Why is some people slating paddy keilty, he's like connolly comical genius with perfect timing. Have u's seen "a night in november" superb go see It I laughed until the tears were trippin me and my sides were sore lol
Weres the great english comedians cause vic and bob,eddy izzard and the pub landlord aint funny as for johnathan woss ,the word tosser was invented for him,he spoils film 2008
if u dont like him then why come on this page it doesnt do u any favors A: u look like a twat B: no one really cares what u think C: your just wasting 5 mins of your life to slag someone off
and a comedian can be not funny regardless of race so stop pulling the because hes irish card
It took a while, but I was very impressed with Patrick. He touches subjects others fear to tread. In a way he is very courageous. He tackled the subject of terrorism and all its B.S. And he ended one stand up with "there is nothing to fear than fear itself". He gets my salute. Even moreso when the crowds are confronted by their dysfunctional axioms and programming. Some look worried to laugh about terrorism and all its falsity. Patrick forces their programming in their faces. Well done mate.
I have absolutely nothing good to say about that or him for that matter. He has confirmed my suspicions that he is indeed a grade A twat. But I guess there is an upside- if he can make it...anyone can.
this is the second coincidence that has happened to me today - i was just doing into some research into carol vorderman, and then patrick kielty is talking about her. weird.
Why do so many comments give away the punchline? Fuckwits.
phantomjordan 1 year ago
"Hi, Smee again, goan f**k yerself!" - LMAO!
susstudio 1 year ago
my god. This joke is so old. with the troubles over Kielty really has no act.
badhead 1 year ago
Well... F U 2
Simplyfier 2 years ago
its almost so terrible it makes you realise that hitler wasnt so bad
CorinWright 2 years ago
OMG, So gorgeous!!! I would... XD
AmberMusicUk 2 years ago 4
absolutely brilliant!
pharaphet 2 years ago
thats an old austalian joke
bigderekkeene 2 years ago
we have that one here in Nova Scotia as well
Vantom91 2 years ago
goan fuk urself
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
shebeast2 2 years ago 2
i was doin this all day i was driving my mates mad x its smee again goan fuck yourself x
XNiltiacEsorX 3 years ago 3
Paddy Kielty is a legend ha
it's Smee again goan fuck yourself
haha
he went 2 my school, =D
BURNZY9292 3 years ago 14
Another thing people take the piss outta Northern Ireland
Take urself back to windsor park 7 sept 2005
what was the score 1-0 Northern Ireland ,millions upon millions english players are worth and a team worth barely over a million beats them,plus them being the 1966 world cup winners to boot lol
The best player an england side ever had (maybe even the best player in the world) came from northern ireland george best .RIP George Enough said!!!!!!
nitro70e 3 years ago
Why is some people slating paddy keilty, he's like connolly comical genius with perfect timing. Have u's seen "a night in november" superb go see It I laughed until the tears were trippin me and my sides were sore lol
Weres the great english comedians cause vic and bob,eddy izzard and the pub landlord aint funny as for johnathan woss ,the word tosser was invented for him,he spoils film 2008
nitro70e 3 years ago 4
He's great.!
MadameLikeMe 3 years ago 4
if u dont like him then why come on this page it doesnt do u any favors A: u look like a twat B: no one really cares what u think C: your just wasting 5 mins of your life to slag someone off
and a comedian can be not funny regardless of race so stop pulling the because hes irish card
bobmegee 3 years ago 4
excellent comment well said,
saraluvxx 3 years ago
It took a while, but I was very impressed with Patrick. He touches subjects others fear to tread. In a way he is very courageous. He tackled the subject of terrorism and all its B.S. And he ended one stand up with "there is nothing to fear than fear itself". He gets my salute. Even moreso when the crowds are confronted by their dysfunctional axioms and programming. Some look worried to laugh about terrorism and all its falsity. Patrick forces their programming in their faces. Well done mate.
earthacademy 3 years ago 10
Spot on.
Zack4King 3 years ago 3
I concur ;]
frecklesislegend 3 years ago
I love this fella. All the crap he's been through too and he's still hillariously up beat. Wipes the floor with all Lee Evans.
It's gotta be the Irish that do it best. Kielty, O'Briain, Teirnan and Byrne *Ed Byrne* lol
OnAMatOfPeas 3 years ago 3
exactly!
the irish accents just make everything funnier tho! lol
xxTaMeFuarxx 3 years ago
Is there any joke Keilty doesn't start with "Growing up in Neeertern Ireeeland.."?
MrAvenged 3 years ago
stop bein a twat
im northern irish and don't apreciate u talikng the piss out of our accent
FunkiKikAssGirl 3 years ago
and i don't appreciating you existing so stop existing please
MrAvenged 3 years ago
chill for god sake its a joke and not patricks joke he heard it if you had listened right at the start
saraluvxx 3 years ago
our accent is horrible.
xxTaMeFuarxx 3 years ago
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This is a really old joke. Watch Dara O Briain if you want some good, original material
telboy1966manu 3 years ago
didnt you listen to him? he said my favourite irish bullshit story, ofcourse its old
MoriGarcia 3 years ago 2
well said
saraluvxx 3 years ago
yeah right lol not
saraluvxx 3 years ago
he is one of the top comedians
popprincess2006 3 years ago 3
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He's an utter twat and not funny. Go watch a real comedian like lee evans or dara o'briain.
trahax 3 years ago
wank off
jfitzy 3 years ago
Lee Evans? Hmm Dara's good but not sure about Evans lol
bertiethetoupee4 3 years ago
Yeh lee evans is my favourite, i seen him live and got the dvd. Then its probably jason byrne or jason byrne!
GLeNss 3 years ago
ur only sayin dat cuz hes irish
micky2kai8 3 years ago
i agree this guys not funny at all!!
willkill08 3 years ago
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I wish he'd go and fuck himself !
ishman2006 3 years ago
chadalexander18 lighten u grade a twat
ash8839 3 years ago 3
i love patrick kielty 1 of da best irish comeidans
love northen irish potlics comdey best out
thegooch1991 3 years ago 3
I have absolutely nothing good to say about that or him for that matter. He has confirmed my suspicions that he is indeed a grade A twat. But I guess there is an upside- if he can make it...anyone can.
chadalexander18 3 years ago
Couldn't have put it more accurate myslef !
ishman2006 3 years ago
but u might spell a bit more accurate you twat lol
saraluvxx 3 years ago
Easy now maureen love we've all had a drink!
Spelling alright. There. For. You?
ishman2006 3 years ago
so why did you put his name in the box in the first place if you didnt want to see this . result i think
saraluvxx 3 years ago
hhahaha that guys funny :))
stayupbeat 3 years ago
that dude is fuckin deadly
johnfinbarburke 4 years ago
he is, without any doubt the fuckin biggest twat in the universe. fuckin piece of fuckin shit. ynwa
redordead2005 4 years ago
how do you really feel you knob lol
saraluvxx 3 years ago
how do you really feel lol.........idiot
saraluvxx 3 years ago
PATRICK KIELTY - what a cunt.
exvat 4 years ago
shut up ur jus jealous bcus hes sooo funii and hott
sanj004 3 years ago 2
well said x
saraluvxx 3 years ago
awe you a bit jealous then ? bless lol
saraluvxx 3 years ago
this is leathal
woggy1983 4 years ago
this is the second coincidence that has happened to me today - i was just doing into some research into carol vorderman, and then patrick kielty is talking about her. weird.
firestartertwistedfi 4 years ago
WHAT THE VID WIF THE MCCAN JOKE
MUFCJIMBO 4 years ago
What did he say? I do like Patrick Kielty, but I can't imagine any jokes about the McCanns could have been in very good taste.
MaddisonShye 4 years ago
that joke he said about the mccans was fuckin hilarious
3lettersufw 4 years ago 2
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Kielty is a jerk off. After his remarks this week he has proved himself to be a unfunny little man.
escargot606 4 years ago
he his funny you knob
saraluvxx 4 years ago
hes so fuckin funny you dont know comedy you prat
IVBEENSHOT24 4 years ago
<3 patrick lol
FunkiKikAssGirl 4 years ago
thats great - hes so funny
lesleyanne21 4 years ago
Lmao x
ObsessiveBehaviour 4 years ago
woot
yoyomofo69 4 years ago
very funny
aoife2007 4 years ago