Ted Nugent 2002

[maximumoverdrive96]

I got it covered preston!!!!

[abrams0000]

notice nugy wugy is in cut offs - that's so he can take them off quickly in case he shits and pisses his jockeys again. 40 years later he's still worried that Uncle Sam might want him to serve his country by re-instating the draft. That's when his brown courage empties into his jockeys. If you look closely, you'll see his camel toe, he's very proud of it, it reminds him how yellow he is.

[82f150]

dude your fuckn stupid. the nuge is the shit

[fjcivdawg]

Im sorry.............who the fuck are you? And what the fuck are you looking down at his balls for. Faggot

[mellowtribe]

what a bunch of bs you spew.

[kasdri]

LOL, yep! Detroit Free Press: Story ID: 9001270513, Pub Date-July 18, 1990. 1 of 4 interviews where Nugent brags about how he dodged the draft:"30 days before his draft physical, he stopped all forms of hygiene. The last 10 days, he ingested only Vienna sausages & Pepsi; a week before his physical, he stopped using bathrooms altogether, living inside pants caked with his own excrement, stained with urine. That won Nugent a deferment. "I never heard from them again."

[Michlimania]

And you believed it?

I have lake front property in Phoenix I want to sell you.

[apollo13jim]

@kasdri Lie.

[imarocker24]

god bless ted--that was perfect at the end

[slimpicturesDOTcom]

Ted.... haven't seen an interview run itself somuch since Mr. "The Rock" Nelson. I love Che Guevara in the background as the 'madman' is yelling at the camera!

[mikepreston59]

Wouldn't you love to see Ted and "The Rock" together? That would be some explosive footage.

[slimpicturesDOTcom]

Amazingly, it would just be one long, awkward pause.

[theegreatrandini]

I agree with Ted on the right lane idea. Not only should it be common sense...it's the law.