The Real Alan Partridge

[pcfaulkner]

seems like a bellend to me

[chris94kennedy]

swear he's such a prick to the girl..

[Aidanownz]

I think there's a reason this guy is only presenting a shopping channel.

[wesmatron]

Do a Google image search for Ian Pickford (presenter on Antiques Roadshow in the UK). You'll know when you see him. Looks so much like Partridge it's amazing

[averagegilo]

"there's a lot of chocolate browns around when you go down the high street" How did he get away with such a blatant racist comment? Lol!

[MrSupercrome]

wtf i cant believe hardly anyone can tell the differece between someone expressing thier own mannerisms, and blatentley biting(copying) alan partridge, how cringe worthy.

[PJ3love]

stupid cunts

[tazzi06]

SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Masychefx2]

i dont get it hes nothing like him wtf is this SHIT

[Octavianist1]

Aha!

[MrDarkTides]

He's doing it on purpose Lynn.

[drstevie]

either or or not quite sure !!! it"s Alan Partridge !!!!

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

6:07 and 7:44 are my absolute highlights, legendary

[Levon70]

Hahahahaah this is definitely him, fucking brilliant

[snarkey5]

i'm sorry but partridge would destroy this joke

[pib712thesecond]

SMELL MY CHEESE

[GeeorgeBeeedle]

The music is horrible. God I do hate this channel.

[jamie77644]

b e  a utiful!

[tommyrazzleisback]

Give him a second series you shit!

[tommyrazzleisback]

monkey tennis?

[ShaolinPete]

he's either a genius or a fucking tool

[achtungbaby28]

hahahahahahahahahahaha! he can make any situation awkward therefore he is alan partridge! genius

[feelingthesubstance]

@achtungbaby28 i share your laughter man haha, was laughing the whole way through

[cgleonard]

Andy Hodgson 'impersonates' Partridge when he's on. That's why he recreates episodes of AP on his spot. He's obviously is a big fan and has a sense of humour. I think he's very funny.

[beebfader]

Jesus christ. I don't know how this cock can show his face in public.

[winduonline]

Too many Alanisms

[CaptainAndyman]

To be fair, this does have to be one hell of an annoying job - he's probably acting like Partridge deliberately just to liven it up a bit and see if anyone notices! XD

[zakwilks]

who is the woman i would love to give her a poke

[ProjectFlashlight612]

I wish someone would give this dick a shot in the dark....

[BooJoMan]

C'mon smell the guys cheese ya shit!

[TheWisdom13]

oh that poor girl

[ChanticleerHegemony]

What a cunt!

[gazdavephillips]

"lot of chocolate brown about" - racist lol

[ancr100]

Smell my cheese you mother....

[Gilbertoyaya]

'Mouse in a bowl is nice but to put it on someone is demented!'

[mgeorge733]

This bloke is just an annoying unfunny cunt. Partridge is amazing.

[TheMicrogram]

HAHA this is amazing

[amyxxxbaby]

yer twistin ma melon, jen!

[dildossmellfunny]

the most partridge esque thing he does is when he quotes status quo.

[mojones87]

this is brilliant

[jamierosenberg]

6:29 what are you doing?

[JohnPersonage]

Never mind the tat he's selling.. just listen to the banter... genius... I wonder if he writes his own lines, someone else writes them, or it's all ad-lib.. If it's ad-lib he is a truly ace comedy TV guy. :D

[signedasanonymous]

im confused

[MrBoBoTom]

If you just move your...em

[StylishWrestling]

1:35 - OMG, The Alan-Partridgyness. It's too much!

[icedbannanas]

It would be my dream if Andy Hodgson worked with Steve Coogan to create a real-life version of Alan Partridge.....

[umlaut2000]

I'll let you smell my cheese later, and never mind 24 inches of 9 carat gold, I'll give you 9 inches of something else

[clavdig]

He does it in purpose Lynn!

No, it's an act, he's worked with Ianucci who co-wrote Partridge apparently.

[MrBrunothedog]

Is this real?

[H4rryF]

well spotted

[TomthatiscalledTom]

You could talk the hind legs of a donkey, but you're donkeys are probably born without hind legs because of all the chemicals you put in their.....chips

[TheFunkadelicFan]

Uncanny!

[martinmerrywinkle]

h..how....how d'you ride a horse.

[ursie1986]

STOP GETTING BOND WRONG

[1990chrism]

./facepalm

[schrodingersduck]

8:01 "Nice action, very nice action... That is a very nice action... It's a qu... quality action."

[HLecterPHD]

auction avalanche!!! people are running, children are being crushed

but in a good way. theyre being crushed by massive savings. giant dollar bills are falling on them. although i suppose technically it would be giant peso's ...cause thats what they spend in chile.

[missgypsysayspeace]

they're rock and roll! they throw things about, dont they? "oh here's a chair, fling it over there!"

[missgypsysayspeace]

riding a little low there, are we?......I HAVENT TOUTCHED YOU!! :)

[ROCKYBLUEDOGS]

Never seen this fella before but I love Alan Partidge,Blind man on a horse--there are guidelines you know---hillarious.

[microscopic]

i like the song in the background.

[burtiet]

Cringe

[IEatManure]

Youth hosteling with Chris Eubank?

[MrSultanofswing]

genuine CUNT

[babyminnow]

The way he looks at that woman, it's like Alan looking the policewoman at the end of his Crash, Bang, Wallop video....

[SaitanMar]

Uncanny, even the way he emotes.

[seethroughskin]

1:45 :|

[seethroughskin]

"Ooohhh... A little bit later I'll let you... oohh... have a sniff of my cheese."

[tossface1]

Fantastic. "There is a LOT of chocolate brown around"

If you ARE a blind man on a horse, be careful, htere are a lot of health and safety implications

[andyb1969]

can be worn by man or woman... which one are you....? Brilliant , cant believe this guy , dont look at the film and listen , could be an Alan Partridge sketch... Thanks for posting..

[dfcvda]

this is how he really is, I checked bid tv yesterday, same as this

[BiWinning89]

monkey tennis

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Ah so yer a Bond fan? My man's gotta be Wayne...

What...Wayne Sleep? I just thought with the jacket and all the tassles..

No...JOHN Wayne...Y'know...Gerrof yer horse and drink yer milk!

Yeah, Wayne Sleep

[nsmith4cg]

either or , or not quite sure

[matt876mma]

IF SHE ASKED HIM , WHAT BOOKS HE'S READING THESE DAYS , I WOULDA CRACKED INTO TEARS IF HE SAID

BRAVO TWO ZERO, ANDY MCNABB

OR RANDY MCNOBB

[MrBUSYMICK]

lol he has to be doing this on purpose!

[matt876mma]

6:35 100% ALAN PARTRIDGE , HAHAH , EXACTLY WHAT HE WOULD SAY

[lordmelville]

This you could wear to....ehh.. on a date to an owl sanctuary?!

[TheConstellation72]

Columbian Marching Powder are proud to be the sponsors of bid-up.tv........

[brianismyname]

Brilliant!

[ifanbates]

Blind man on a galloping horse 6:32 - That is pure Partridge.

[johnny4297]

KISS MY FACE

[LizaLips1]

I wanted her to just knock him the fuck out.

[hellsbellsmcfc]

Just brilliant. This is surely where AP is headed for now. Imagine Alan selling overpriced shite on the shopping channels... fabulous telly.

However, your man on here has more than a whiff of Partridge about him and definitely playing up versus that thick bint co-presenter/clothes horse.

[Cenotaff]

Shall we join hands and contact the living? Haha.

[ollyoslo]

lol he's surely doing it on purpose aint he? .... 4:12 is perfect Alan

[tjevo9]

fat ... fatty, fatty, bid-up! lol :D

[terrygoat123]

im crying with laughter at this guy. surely he is not genuine :')

[sub7AV]

haha

[neil057davis]

who's the bird?

[julieemma1]

This guy is such a cunt. Just like Alan. An equally funny cunt.

[paranoidAndroid23]

I had no idea Armando Iannuci was behind Bid-up tv?!

[swanboy2]

Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

Omg that's ACTUALLY Alan partridge

watch from 3:52 for a bit. That is LITERALLY Alan Partridge LMFAO wooooow. Was this real?

[Cenotaff]

@SpyWhoLovedHimself

Yeah, it's not a spoof, he's just a bit mental!

[scarface7uk7]

The worst banter between two human beings ever

[psrpippy]

What a total knob, you'd never get tired of punching this twatt.

[thunderlips724]

i could watch this nobhead all day. he is even better than alan partridge.

[freqeist]

what a knob.

[movement26]

Red coat, bingo caller........bid-up presenter. Natural progression.

[looseheadtom]

oh my god he's amazing

[falafelhotdog]

'either or or not quite sure' haha

[mothgirl12]

this can't be serious can it? Is this guy for reals?

[discocreator76]

why you would want to buy stuff from these fucking idiots is totally beyond me!!!

[nigerbify]

"By the way if you are a blind man on a horse..watch yourself..health and safety reasons"..........I nearly soiled myself!!

He's got to be doing this on purpose surely...it's too perfect a Partridge for him to be real...but if he is for real...I love him!!!!

[adamshawboro]

where steve the brand bragg will be in about a month

[SugarCrisp24]

Incidentally if you are a blind man on a horse, watch yourself, there are safety regulations.

[Mrfordtoyou]

SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER

[DanielFrisbee]

Garry Richardson the bbc sports reporter is far more like alan partridge than this guy, search him out and ye shall see the horror. Utter horror.

[Surfking9000]

I think hes playing up the Alan Partridge thing on purpose his timing and presentation is partridge.... not as good of course but still not bad.

[RobertoWatchin]

no moneys worth this

[superhamzah85]

I knew it, it seemed too freaky to be true.

I wiki'd Andy Hodgson - the name of the guy presenting. Quite remarkably.

Hodgson provided a running commentary over an episode of The Day Today on the DVD of the series.[4] Writer and Alan Partridge co-creator Armando Iannucci (of The Friday Night Armistice fame) hired Andy to play a brutally murdered interior designer in his BBC Three show 2004: The Stupid Version

[eraserhead321]

he's just stealing Alan Partridge's schtick. Unoriginal.

[dfcvda]

@eraserhead321 this is how he is

[folkblues25]

jesus fucking christ this is GOLD

[whoelses]

Lol at the way he feels those towels!

[ThatLovelyEnglishBob]

It didn't have to take nearly a decade to come up with a new Alan Partridge series, just follow this guy around with a microphone and you've got enough material for a new series every day.

[youngcyberman]

Is he trying to be Alan partridge our I'd he really like that I can't work it out

[MyDefenestrationTV]

"It Tells You How You Get Wind"

"Get Wind Of What?"

That Girl is Fucking Thick :/

[omastudios]

6:35 - The writers for Alan Partridge couldn't have come up with that.

[djparnate]

BUTTER MY ARSE

[Sjofugla]

This is car crash tv at it's most cringeworthy.....!.

Is that guy for real?. I have a mate who says real life is stranger than fiction and I think he's right after seeing this!.

You'd have to pay me £400+ to WEAR that piece of tat bling.

[graemeoliver84]

@Sjofugla One of my relatives is a presenter on this channel and when I mentioned this video he said Andy Hodgson is just one of those blokes who says funny things.

[jamieb64]

Speechless .

[MrMatdalegend]

At 4.17, "That's what rock 'n' roll is about......... Ooooooh here's a chair, fling it over there."

At 5.45 " Bruce is reading. A little bit rude while we're doing an auction."

They sound like classic Alan Partridge comments. :)

[MrMatdalegend]

At 4.17, "That's what rock 'n' roll is about......... Ooooooh here's a chair, fling it over there."

That sounds like a classic Alan Partridge comment. :)

[DrHabbs]

no need to shout

[Swearw0rd]

He knows he's like thIs. He probably watches the Alan Partridge box set weekly.Just copying his ways.

[graemeoliver84]

What also makes him seem like Partridge is that his accent is similar to Steve Coogan's (who is from Manchester).

[RedHeadVicky]

...and that necklace is fucking horrible as well. Chavtastic.

[warriorofwrestling]

Shit man, you're right. This IS the real Alan Partridge :D

If you shut your eyes, you can almost imagine you're watching the latest edition of the military-based quiz show Skirmish, on the cable station UK Conquest, which Alan presents. Jurassic Park!

[Gellis2009]

lmao omfg its alan partridge

[josepi222]

what a cunt... needs a good dellin

[beccymalloi]

'Could be worn by either or....or not quite sure'- amazing.

[AdamGillett]

"As Status Quo once said."

Quite uncanny.

[gullivera]

"If you just move your er............" Go on say it Alan, you just know your expecting him to say "Chestal area," like the pool sketch in The Day Today!

[Jakanakkanory]

"and for a second there it confused you"

[No1Chapski]

The guy's blatantly taking the piss & that airhead bimbo can't keep up mentally with him. Northern people do comedy far better than southern softies!

[ANDREWMARKMURRAY]

Steve Cogan should sue this guy, he stole is act....

[stickywarmer]

wow! :D What a cock!

[rogerfalker1]

I really hope hes putting this on!!!!! LOL

[SaitanMar]

It's uncanny how alike they are, even the uncomfortable conversations.

[domdeone]

Had to ask whether he is for real? Have a smell of my cheese HA. Mind you Jeremy Kyle isn`t far behind & he is just tragic...

[GeezaGooderz]

would love to see steve coogan make a new series with alan on bid up tv

[DrunkenMarkster]

Look him up on Wiki. He used to work on the Day Today (with Steve Coogan). This guy is just having a laugh in this job. Loads of Alan Partridge quotes, or very close too. he knows exactly what he's doing. Still very funny.

[graemeoliver84]

@DrunkenMarkster My second cousin is one of the presenters on this channel and when I last saw him I mentioned this and he said this is just what Andy Hodgson is like, he comes out with funny things. But yes he has worked with Armando Iannucci, it may be possible some of it's intentional on some level but I don't know if it's 100% him having a laugh by acting like Alan Partridge.

[silentbob82]

'This could be worn by a male or female, which one are you Gemma? *awkward silence*.....Hahaha!'

[smithsfan1992]

"if you are a blind man on a horse, be careful, there are health and safety regulations", this could of easily been somthing alan would say.

surely this is a joke.

[T3chnicaLitch]

great upload brings back memories of classic bid. I used to tune in jus to see mike mason & andy hodgson they were so entertaining

In terms of entertainment bid tv has gone down hill slightly since mike left & andy left.

come on sit up channels find a new andy or mikey for our entertainment!

[totallyirreverent]

6:34 is amazing

[dfcvda]

@totallyirreverent comedy gold.

[shortie212]

4:05 is amazingly funny!

[joeypesci]

Funny as everything is actually massively overpriced at first, then when it sells its the price you'd pay in the shop anyway.

[cardboardgiraffe]

if it's the real alan partridge you want, look no furthur than Richard Madeley

[BooJoMan]

What time does this guy do the show? i think this guy fucking hilarious and i want to see him live!

[onizuka8]

THIS GUY IS AMAZING!!!

[errbud]

He is actually pretty funny but that woman is a fucking moron ...

[sonnyjimsonnjim]

ha ha that presenter is a twat lol. bet he couldnt be a childrens presenter so hes on this.

[Letspreach]

Greaseball.

[dsqdn]

Thats amazing Steve Coogan should either sue or congratulate him for such a convincing impression.

[williamreinsch]

i fucking hate bid tv they make right twats of themselves

[boydegg]

Oh my god. What a horrible, oily little man.

[manxmulisha]

The real Partridge?

[dfcvda]

@manxmulisha agreed

[returnofthejippo]

Am I the only one who thinks this guy is just ripping the piss and making the most of being on a shit channel? Yeah he does act like Partridge, but I also that think he's pretty damm funny and well aware of what he's doing. "Wonder Wonder. Never ponder. Always wonder"

[arfer]

A horrible disease killing every person on the planet doesn't seem such a bad prospect after 8 minutes of this guy.

[xandermack]

rubbish camera

[xandermack]

it's a shopping trolley for spinsters

[Arkellwhiterapperlol]

its almost as if hes purposely impersonating alan partridge :')

[Arkellwhiterapperlol]

if you suspend your disbelief this actually is alan partridge. i love this video :)

[joa07caj]

'Ooh here's a chair, I'm throwing it over there'

Absolutely uncanny.

[examinemailbox]

am loving the bit from 1:50 to 2:15