Gordon Talks Dirty

[majimevberon]

"That's not rocket science is it? that's common sense" hahahaha well, for some guys IT IS rocket science! hahahaha

[CalumLaverick]

"And then confident grip, firm push.. push, push, push straight in the butt crack"

ahahahah

[majimevberon]

hahahahahahahahaha LOVE IT!!!

[dooronron69]

Has me in stitches every time, cracking job.

[666phalanx]

WOW he smells it afterwards, gotta try that.

[jayja45]

Push push push push

[Simpsonsfan1650]

I can imagine him in bed!

[TheMilkMan2808]

Holy shit HAHAHAHAHA

[Tylerhull11]

Funy

[GeorgeLay94]

Hhahahahhahahhagahahhahahahhah­ahahaaaaa!!!!

[MrStuartcullen]

up the butt!!!

[FrozenBluPanda]

"Turn her over and bang. Up the butt" hahah lol

[Zeepee1234]

only one f word? what's wrong with him

[yateslucy]

"And then, turn her over, and bang her up the butt"

[lawlz888]

l0l0l0l0ll00l0ll0l0l0l0l0l0000­00l0ll0l0l0ll0l000llllllll0l

[OrangeJews1138]

His chin is fucking scary in the beginning.

[MXGGRIMZ]

next chiken porn=p

[saddamhussainsucks]

Gordon Ramsay looks like Jeff Jarett :D

[BRHINOFACE666]

Gordon Ramsey doesn't cook, he just sharpens his fucking knives and the FOOD APPEARS.

[iHalveien]

up in the butt crack , and its easy to cream in literally minutes. hahaha pissing myself

[HeatherSannachan]

"and we need to make sure... that we dont go for a pee... mmm.... hold back and wait...hrm."

[BluePumpkin7]

@HeatherSannachan actually peeing after sex is highly recommended, google it

[xchazz86]

Rofl

[StovGVEVO]

lol

[619Lloydzrox619]

hahah

[jokkeml]

Thank you so much, never thought i would laugh this much from a video on the internet.

[tispayne]

I cry at "it's packed with fucking grease', every time

[Gaziell]

@tispayne , likewise makes me cry so much

[TheTerrorUforgot]

It is amazing how Gordon can create matter by sharpening a knife.

[ForbittenLove1]

I love this! I bet chef ramsay would laugh at this XD he's got humor :)

[thebeardedladyvintag]

best thing about this is I reckon Gordon himself would love this video!

[joshgreendesign]

this shit is the funniest video iv EVER watched, crying with laughter..!!!

[TheLaMoTtE05]

best thing out!! im in tears laughing!!

[IUPLOADALLSORTS]

It smells like a fish, its strong....and slightly sour....but its creamy...and its packed with fucking grease

ahahahahhaa

[asob17]

love his little cry

[TheDoctorMcNugget]

BANG! Up the butt!

[MlKESTAR]

why is everyone quoting the video, i just watched it. it is fucking hilarious

[MrToobarker]

@MlKESTAR cos its cool fun and everyone else is doing

[nickygeeboss]

3 fingers...push ur fingers in there hahaha

[MrToobarker]

smells like fish

[ForgottenMemoryLost]

some asshat stole your vid

[DanimalLawlz]

smells like cream

[MrToobarker]

@DanimalLawlz don't you mean you'll litually cream in minutes lol

[BstrangerUK]

Such a shame your wonderful video has been stolen. Tis a work of art!

[CapitainThunder]

Up the butt

[roflwhales]

1:00 to 1:25 is the funniest

[ktc8592]

ROFL YES!!!!!!!!

[MrToobarker]

@ktc8592  someones overly excited lol

[maixlove98]

HAHHAHAHAHA how can people dislike this video? Its fucking awesome!

[colouredfreeways]

hahahaha

[MrToobarker]

you should of recorded the guy on tv last night he was talking about jerking off chickens and getting jerk sauce in the dish no shit you didn't even have to edit it lol this vid is a classic though same with jamie olivers version lol

[TheZonixx]

"And it's packed with fucking grease"

[benlumboo7]

Turn her over and BANG ! Up the Butt !

[benlumboo7]

Tears of Laughter !

[TheOnisionlove]

Cyr sent me here <3

[punkymaus]

that's so wrong. :)

[Ryanwoolley]

AHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!

[Ryanwoolley]

LMAOOOO

[Deadsy6SIC6]

... Simply amazing.

[1974bzy]

Why chef Gordon always jump and jump arond while cooking, look like grasshopper, I like his show though ('bout food) I meant

[lantyboy696]

what kinda of dull fuck dislikes this? this is pure gold!

[Biltonmonn]

And its packed with FUCKING GREASE!

[rugbyjc240]

Heha

[Petsublak]

Brilliant !!! Excellent, thanks !!!

[MrToobarker]

this is hilarious exp when ya on a suger high lol

[MrToobarker]

not the funnyiest i've seen jamie olivers bj is ten times better

[anarchylicence]

hillarious

[adzomZOR86]

best.. editing.. ever!

[smilliez]

GOLD! :D

[jackk123121]

Its so easy to.. cream.. in literally minutes

[0devilzfury0]

Small knob hahaha

[louisebroughify]

it smells like a fish haha

[Yoo0ooNa]

close your eyes and imagine.

[TheBlitzJager]

Internet: 1

Gordon Ramsay: 0

[xxchr1sxx]

i couldn't finish watching the video cos i was fucking creasing up!!!!!

[quotablehuxton]

one of the funniest things ive seen on the net..brilliant work!

[dodoso123]

Do this with bear grylls.

[cridantis]

Packed with fucking grease

[Sahooshy]

Bahaha! This is amazing.



[RachelMendozaNeal]

Aha, she's ready for up and down motion :) x

[Daazbee]

"3 fingers!"

[daj0n]

A hilariously mocked Gordon Ramsey? DONE!

[Alexige11]

49 people went for a pee...

[jackpython221]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



[polaroidandvans]

lol lol lol I've never laughed so much at a video. brilliant.

[TheSp0rki]

brilliant

[DecriedSoul]

lmao, this is hilarious, and i don't even watch this programme :L !

[pavelbrown]

Drip the creamy liquid down the bottom, to give it some decoration !! hahaha

[OOMonkeyDrummer]

Clearly 49 people aren't taking Gordon's advice!

[Vespene]

fucking amazing

[bassman1811]

I pissed myself - we went to school together and he lived around the opposite me, what a brilliant edit!!!

[Taiizor]

its smeeellss like a....FISH

[carreraGT92]

@Nakke144 apparently something on his twitter account lead him to this video

[ASunDr]

"Bang, up the butt!" *slap*

fuckin' lol

[cicjose]

It's not rocket science is it? That's common sense?

[carreraGT92]

hahah wow i can't believe Gordo himself has seen this, man well done 80gumdrops you absolutely legendary beastly zeus-like champion

[Nakke144]

@carreraGT92 What, how do you know he has seen this? Hahaha.

[pppppcheck]

turn her over, and bang, up the butt

[madinkamcgough]

Straight in ..the but.. ccrack

[TheFlickFingers]

thats what you need.. a small nob

[LFSwicked]

This is so fuckin funny!

[Nikke1718]

HAhahah oh my days

[jasie900]

"straight up the butt-crack" my favourite part hahahahaha

[Starpigs92]

Hilarious!!!

[TITANKILLER335]

"And that confirms: She's ready for up-and-down motion."

[GFXJonesy]

ahhaha omfg legend

[WhosQuaKE]

"turn her over and bam. up the butt" lmfaoooooooo

[LJ3De]

Like if your here because of Perry

[angeleyes0135]

OMG I nearly fell off my chair after watching the Nigella one and then this one. I don't think I have laughed so hard in my life!!!!

[mrmole95]

a tear came to my eye :')

[Dannyward40]

in mega stitches

[AngieInWonderlandx]

KINKY.

[xXBurningDesire]

shes ready for up and down motion

[FantaCB]

hi-freakin-larious...

[DunkingFeet]

"Straight in the butt.... crack!"

[SpunkStalker101]

BANG. Up the butt.

I died.

[mekkadonz28]

"3 fingers".......

[jackpatterson92]

so so fucking funny

[may01fall]

hahahahahahahahahaa

[9t9t3]

this rivals 'Nigella talks dirty'

[AwkwardWhiteBoyDance]

"Turn her over, then.. BANG. Up the butt!" .. From that point on, I fell off my chair.

[rayraysunhine]

just wet my pants!

[mattgotsskill]

this is one of the funniest videos iv ever seen

[ShadowsFalI]

Push...push push push

[lollypopman1231]

it smells like fish

[PhantomAct]

Cassette Boy is an inspiration to us all...

[DMTSbreakz]

fucking grease!!!

[rua999rua999]

oh can i quote something from the video too and oh oh maybe il get thumbs up.. gimps

[84ToyBoy]

i love the dont go for a pee part haha i love your videos

[DunkingFeet]

HOLD BACK AND WAIT.... mmmmmmmmmmmh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh..

[jameschrisbrewer]

It's funny when you compare what he is saying to what "transcribe audio" thinks he is saying HAHA

[BethLaura123x]

Push your fingers in there, nice and moist, and smelling very fragrant.

[VeryMediocre]

Hahaha!! Hell I laughed!

[DILLCOQ]

so fucking funny

[aysheaseren]

lol

[pudd9rs]

AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TheStoopidSam]

Turn her over, then... UP THE BUTT!

[xJaykee]

Doesn't help that he's mucking around with a chicken

[EastJesusNowhere1000]

This is the most hilarious thing i have seen ALL of 2012 :) My 48 year old mum was crying with laughter at this ;]

[Spriinkel]

OMG LOOOOOL THIS IS HILARIOUS!

[TheGrimmedReaper]

Packed with fucking grease

[just8food]

Ahahahaha don't touch her face

[CantBeRockd]

LOLOL

[LCNFlexy]

And this is where you need-.. A small knob- Made my christmas

[elliotmotoX]

hahaha

[verygreen1313]

it important to make sure that we do not go for a pee

[verygreen1313]

PUSH PUSH PUSH strait up the butt crack

[DominicMetcalfeMusic]

bang, and then it pops out. ew

[77JackBauer77]

and it's packed with FUCKING Grease!!! - absolutely brilliant !!! WHO disliked this?

[ChukkieB0Y]

White creamy liquid for decoration... lol

[mattypezza1]

the snowflakes make it 10x funnier haha

[MikeCooperMusic]

I made a "dirty news report" video over a year ago: totally reminded me of this! Check my channel for it!

[Deadlypicaxe]

Straight in the but...Crack

[DunkingFeet]

And it's packed with fucking grease

[prodoexcane]

Then BANG , up the Butt. ;)

[nlayerzzz]

ROFL!, "and then back, out... back it pops out...."

[nlayerzzz]

@nlayerzzz BANG*****

[nlayerzzz]

love the smack in the beginning and all the "mmm.....MMMhmmhmmmm" hahaha and what about the "and packed with fucking grease" like he had hes mouth inside the microphone haha

[TheCherryPopper97]

"It smells like a fish, its strong, its slightly sour, but its creamy...And its packed with fucking grease."

[Deej876]

Most hilarious video I have ever watched!!

[mrHEARTbreaker010]

"..and its packed with fucking grease" hahahahahha

[StonedBoo]

It smells like a fish.

[Toricalcutt1]

This is just too amazing.

[FeelThaBreeez]

The people that disliked are his family members -.-

[Favechan]

How can anyone dislike something this halarious

[HecterPlasmic]

"...The dark brown Rolls-Royce part" LOL

[xMizZYHD]

'Its Packed With Fucking Grease!' hahaha best bit!

;)

[qwertymuzza]

the jamie oliver one way more hilarious

[steeshlad]

this is absolutely sensational! hahahaha most i've laughed in so long. packed with fucking grease.

[MrHachuna1]

Bang

[MsJoyce1945]

Mint, love it hahaha packed with fucking Greece

[kattikuss13]

*dies laughing...

[FrankiiXD]

LMFAO at this nice video!

[XJonesMasterCx]

"Straight up the butt.. Crack"

[JamesPopaloaf]

The dark brown rolls royce part! That must become proverbial.

[justanotheraccount]

Crying xD

"packed with fucking grease" lmao i'm dieng