techno viking - you are a pirate

[Chrislibear89]

Thor on drugs...:D

[TheLordBerger]

Just made my night.

[MrHecito]

LOL i love this

[pedrorehm]

Musste es in Berlin sein?

[sander1878]

techno pirate

[skeleti86]

techno viking on beowulf 2!!!

[robrobke]

his tits are shaking

[awfulguitarplucker]

at 00:38 he is : GO WEIGH ANCHOR YOU SCRAP OF A SAILOR! 

[Palmizkburi93]

I was a techno viking once but then i took an arrow in the knee

[SuperMrBentley]

he is bazam from the reign of fire

[atomgreymon]

00:38 HEIL HITLER??

[Vizalnimiteah]

@atomgreymon no!!! he say to the man "go away" ...

[BatoSempai]

This is a Mattias Nilson from Mercenaries 2!!! :DDD

[01fragezeichen01]

yeea bouncing tits!!

oh wait.. oO

[Oscy]

If this video was 11 seconds long, it would've been epic.

[fabyooos]

LEGENDARY

[kalandozo2]

bilgewater olaf

[kacknoobdeluxe]

i want him as a kickass president,god damn it.

kick these gay EU politics ^^

[kacknoobdeluxe]

olaf ?

[hookingit]

I got lost in the weird part of youtube, but I ate an orange and it was K

[MegaJimmyw]

@hookingit ya i hate gagnplanks orange :(

[LionsGate1997PT]

@hookingit but then u took an arrow to the knee

[habibomar95]

TEACH ME HOW TO PIRATE!

[spongebobbette23]

i LOL'd sooo hard the first time i saw this, i'm pretty sure i poo'd a little.

[BIORR100]

YOU ARE A ZOMBIE PIRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[raquer10101]

I will go to germany and seek out this legend :D

[SunTheCat]

ewe;;;

[thebarathrumm]

Vikings are not pirates...pirates are in it for da monies... Viking's just wanna kill everything.

[tehnoob19]

This would be a great song for kids

[HornyHakan1]

@tehnoob19 it actually is^^

[danzy619]

America has Chuck Norris Russia has Trololol guy and Germany has Techno Viking who would win? hmmmmmm

[kekkan93]

germans will never be as viking as the swedish vikings

[MrVille432]

Swedish?

[SunTheCat]

@MrVille432 German XD

[hjiuhfhrehui]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAA XD

i laughed my ass of xD

[AiimingPSP]

JAA GERMANY «3«3

We R Viking :)))

Preiswert Radfahren lol

Wo war das?

[MiseryChaser]

@AiimingPSP please learn your history, vikings came from scandanavia.

you are either nazi's or huns

[Artist2]

@MiseryChaser

lol .. so are we? What about the Teutons? What about .. hum .. germans?

But what are you? ;)

[SuperUncleruckus]

i can't believe how much his boobs are flopping, i feel like such a fag

[Dall1337]

HAHA, OMFG :D!<3

[Komasator]

TECHNO VIKING IS A PIRATE!

[PlagueWinds]

What city was this shot in? It looks like my hometown of Portland, OR.

[Arenazombie]

@PlagueWinds

No,its not Portland, its somewhere in Germany because, in 0:53 you see a shop in the background titled: "Preiswert Radfahren" which is german.

[nekkro92]

AMON AMARTH. NUFF SAID.

[audiowiz]

fake? real version was in 1946 watch?v=COmEyVdz0Ww

[sweman99]

@audiowiz both are remixes not fake

[AGUIABDON]

Yar har fiddle dee dee if you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate! wuahahuahsuahsua

[ContractorZero]

IT'S BEOWOLF O.O

[Graviatoren]

DAS IST DEUTSCHLAND xD

[DenVaagheid]

This guy is actually hot you know.

[wampirteka]

WOW!!!!!!!!! thys guy is great

[Lathlan]

Mattias Nilsson o__O

[devilplayer66]

i want my peanut butter jelly time back richt now!

[zwycee]

Blue hair girl seems to be drunk

[1F2B3T]

wer ist das eigendlich

ich weiss nur das er mit techno zu tun hatt

[FredrikEastling]

@1F2B3T Deutschland :P

[TheAres191]

ahaha



[BGH122]

I wish I were a pirate...

[devilplayer66]

ge looks like epic beard man

[devilplayer66]

the hulk hogan

[devilplayer66]

thor from the film thor

[devilplayer66]

francis from left 4 dead

[tchNL]

0:38

'Get me a beer.'

'Yes sir, right away sir!'

[SladeForelly]

He is not a pirate, he is a viking, its something else

[Amollion]

the only man who can beat chuck norris lol

[MartinTjen]

I am a pirate

[huzugaa]

if you like sell pussy 00:34

[TheDarkman62]

niceeeeeee

[yantheduke]

If techno viking said you are a pirate, YOU ARE A FUCKING PIRATE

[Barcode12jeg10]

@yantheduke well then ill pirate this song =D

[MegaJimmyw]

@yantheduke AYE AYE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR ><

[inkXgoddess93]

my new god XD

[TheNeoAxl]

Fuck me.. Viking Ftw!

[TheHitmanFourtyseven]

*o* DO WHAT YOU VWANT 'CAUSE A VIKING IS FREE, YOU ARE A VIKING!

[xgodxinxhumanxformx]

he can do this cause

would want to tell him something??

i wouldnt but i actually would like to dance with this man seems like fun

[2BurgerBoy2]

Weigh anchor sounds like his shouting out WAAAANKER

[Jcolinsol]

Techno Pirate?

[NitrogenMiracle]

NO.

YOU ARE A VIKING.

[PlagueWinds]

@NitrogenMiracle

*Pssst* (Vikings ARE pirates!)

[FryingPanNinja52]

@NitrogenMiracle NO! this is patrick!

[Tomarathon]

@NitrogenMiracle Well, technically, Vikings actually were pirates because they used boats to raid coastal villages and stuff.

TL;DR: VIKINGS = PIRATES = AWESOME.

[K4inan]

@NitrogenMiracle The vikings were the very definition of pirates...

[AdrenalineiZnoGouD]

AHAHAHAHAHA



[KeybladeKorney]

WEIGH ANCHOOOOOOOOOOR!

[mijndominator]

fail

[ThalmightyOne]

This messes with me so much... This guy has a 6 pack, but he has man tits that wobble? wtf

[sacraficialangel7]

@ThalmightyOne they're called pecs, and muscles do wobble when they're relaxed

[ThalmightyOne]

@sacraficialangel7 Mine don't, even when relaxed haha

[sacraficialangel7]

@ThalmightyOne then you need a massage to loosen up those muscles. muscle tissue should be soft when not in use

[awfulguitarplucker]

the part where the blue-haired girl dances fist so perfect with teh part where the pink-haired girl sings in the lazy town show (also, blue and pink are COMPLEMENTARY colours..TRIPLE EPIC COMBO anyone?)

[DjBlaqkBird]

is mom drunk too? because i think she stole that wig from my sister's drawer....

[ZeroEvangelion]

lol i wanna be like him...!

[FryingPanNinja52]

guile says this song goes with everything. everything.

[RebelliousHive]

THIS IS THE MOST GLORIOUS VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN.

[underman8000]

I feel a little weird.....watching a viking.........dance techno.......rave...

[xshadowxist]

No one will ever be as near to be a god like this guy.

[xTiberias]

He was in Seal Team 6!

[Schnack009]

@nicothegreat795 he got him ;)

[MrFuria94]

ma che cazzo de addominali ha? O_o

[C4rll3]

Techno viking here mission succesfull

[HairyDONG69]

He is a god.

[brodey19]

someone please teach me this dance!!!???!!!!!

[Kiviantares]

@brodey19 fly to Berlin and look for him while dancing

[MrGTASA]

Way to flood the video with your petty fucking arguments guys.

[SiiGhTxX06]

The woman is dead drunk..!



[Agilo0]

germans are the best

[IanMilioli]

he can replace Arnold Schaseneguer in Terminator 5

[Svipdag1]

@IanMilioli HAHAHAHA ^^ who is Arnold Schaseneguer???? xD

[axxisis]

chuck norris walks up

a challenger appears!

[LazyHorsee]

Look at his man boobs. They're bouncing!

[ScelerataBestiola]

my god he's sexy XD

[TheSuperyall]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I JUST PISSED MY SELF LAUGHING

[ShadowMHFo]

ahahahahahahhaahahahha

[MrMatrixman92]

should of got techno viking to play thor. but i have a feeling he would have murdered everyone on set

[bibi550systems]

this guy makes the inca flying.

[TheCrunchGER]

Girl in red Jacked is an statistics of the scene requires credibility

[Halo1Light]

0:29 *Random dude offers techno viking a card*

[mikeeva721]

Thumbs up if watching this after a few years made you piss your pants.

[Mpowder007]

C est quoi cette avatar délaver !

[BlackMantisDwx]

I RESPECT THIS MAN.

[Cynnnn89]

WTF?

[MrBeautifulba1]

True Grit Rockabilly is the Grand Daddy.

[ShogunnTotalus]

Wrong he is a VIKING!!!! :)

[Randompzycho]

that guy is too much lol

[Zerasad]

There's no Techno Viking it's Chuck Norris in a disguise.

[ninjaFAUST]

@Zerasad  BULL SCHEISSE chuck norris is the TECHNO VIKING in disguise

[TheRidgeeeee]

ha ha ha ha haha ha ah a

[Razaej]

wow this songs fits the video XD

thumbs up if im a retard! XDXD nah JK lol imma not desperate for thumbs i have my own lol

[malnes]

This video was totally made for the song! :D

[TheRobloxRuler]

His man boobz are flabbing, thumbs up if u tink so too

[Ravnen2dn]

Vikings... Norwegian pirates. ... Yeeeesss!

[Rusio223]

My remix /watch?v=dJIzhDKbfHs

[MalliganTheUFO]

Wow, I have really let my self go.... I used to be cut!

[confettina9]

colossalmente figo.

[SeitxiS]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[ThereWillBeBreakfast]

This video has given my life new purpose.

[bamitson561]

looks like matt mcanhey in that dragon movie thumbs up if you agree

[boihaggos1]

nooo silly hes a fucckiing viking

[poemy025]

WTH that guy ._.! he have a soooo big personality

[MrLeoBT]

dat breast waggle

[shauncFs]

Epic mind fuck

[Drawnsbyme]

luuuuuuuls

'yar-har- dee dulee dee!,

if u luv the seven seas' 

[fjsidebar]

THis guy looks so derb high haha

[knuckleheadnick]

I was just waiting for this :)

[nigapt]

he is making sign language ^^

[CrustyClaps]

the ss want their soldier back

[MegaJari]

techno viking is like a combination of chuck norris rambo

[StreetMarker]

AHAAHHAHAHAHHAHA 

[09151151415]

Dad is drunk again D:

[zombiezoom161]

41 people are not pirates

[kainebrandon]

REMEMBER TECHNO VIKING DON'T DANCE TO THE MUSIC...THE MUSIC DANCES TO TECHNO VIKING !!

[bibiba91]

isn't he sexy!

[EmilyAnnHayes1]

I LOVE IT!

[Sly922]

40 people may as well dig they're own graves...

[metrocop1000]

@Sly922 make that 44 douch bags that johnny has to suprise / kill.... sorry douchys, but you asked for it... HERE'S JHONNY!

[Indxms]

@Sly922

[ImpulsiveFilms]

@Sly922 Learn grammar, dumb dumb

[Sly922]

@ImpulsiveFilms Learn how to speak. Seriously dumb dumb? What are you 8?

[ImpulsiveFilms]

@Sly922 No, not even close. I figured that if you embarrassed yourself by using they're incorrectly in a simple sentence, you must be no older than 8 yourself. I was just putting it in a context that you would understand. From the way you type you have no right to tell somebody else that they should learn to speak. Go back to grade 3, learn the RIGHT way to build a sentence, and then come back. You have no fucking argument against me you dumb shit. Accept it and move on.

[Sly922]

@ImpulsiveFilms Wait Im embarrassing myself? Its not me who is getting pissed off by a sentence now am I? You really need to chill, because you speak like you are superior to someone. And I can ensure that you are probably writting these comments because your life sucks, you have no friends, etc.

So you can keep trying to look smart by writting your pointless comments, but im done replying. Keep writting i dont give a damn what you say. =)

[ImpulsiveFilms]

@Sly922 Its funny when you tell somebody they did something stupid and then they get self righteous and come back with the same damn insults. You'll probably just keep commenting videos and not even make an attempt to fix the way you type. THAT is why this generation of people is dumb, because of people like you who dont think "Oh shit, this guy pointed out I that I just made a sentence that makes no sense. I should change that." but instead say dumbass shit like..

[ImpulsiveFilms]

@Sly922 "your prob a loser and u get pissed at stuff u r not superior to me bcuz i dont care about ur pointless comments". Take advice, stop being stupid, and say shit that makes sense. Speaking english correctly doesnt mean Im trying to sound smart, it means Im not an idiot. And by the way, concluding a response with "I dont give a damn what you say" is exactly the problem. If you gave a damn, you wouldnt have someone telling you that youre fucking dumb because you would do it right.

[FoxC92]

@ImpulsiveFilms you're* Love how you say that he is stupid yet you cant do something as basic as writting "you're" right.

[ImpulsiveFilms]

@FoxC92 you spelled writing wrong you fucking dumb bastard. I know the fucking difference in leaving out an apostrophe. Leaving out an apostrophe to save time on a youtube comment and being a dumb ass and using a completely wrong word are two totally different things. If I was writing a university essay or some shit I would put it in, but he would keep using the wrong words because he doesnt even know better. Fuck off and think before you say dumb shit please.

[FoxC92]

@ImpulsiveFilms You are just angry because you dont like to hear what other people say.

You are surely the biggest fag I ever met. Now its your to accept my opinion and move on ;)

And dont even try to reply, because your comments are a waste of space on youtube. Im done talking to you. Just go cry to your little corner about me calling you a fag :D

[ImpulsiveFilms]

@FoxC92 Why would I get pissed about you calling me a fag? Are you 5? Im not gay, so why the fuck would I get butthurt over an insult that doesn't apply to me? Grow up bitch, and use an insult that actually has some brain behind it. And I get angry because I dont want to listen to people? Youre the one that didnt take my advice to fix your writing and decided to make a "come back". Everything you say makes you look even fucking dumber.

[kearabob]

@FoxC92 I love fags =D

[MetalisMyMusic]

@Sly922 49 people are ninjas!

[DragonWorship006]

The Techno Viking and Chuck Norris divided by zero and made black holes...

The Techno Viking and Chuck Norris are the only ones who've ever played The Game and lost.

Oh and by the way....you all just lost The Game! ;]

[bendy660]

@DragonWorship006 you mean won.

and Chuck Norris does not win the game, because he's never played it, the game loses Chuck Norris.

[RustyShackelfurt]

@bendy660 Chuck Norris is a punk ass

[o0o0OliDeluxe0o0o]

I am a pirate :D

[nicothegreat795]

well send him to afganistan, mabie hell find bin laden.

[SNUGGLEPROOF]

@nicothegreat795 Or some oil and opium.

[SNUGGLEPROOF]

@nicothegreat795 We'll send you to English classes, maybe you'll learn English.

[groeneduim]

@nicothegreat795

lol the vikings were by far worse than the taliban hahaha

probably he'll bring the to the cave hahaha.

[FlavioNikito91]

@nicothegreat795 He reached his goal. :O