You deserve all of RWJs fans and viewers. If youre a youtuber and you need a writer than that's just pathetic. I make short comedy skits too and I write the shit myself and I dont hire anyone to do it for me.
@SteveGreeneComedy so are you to blame for his lack of funny at the moment, because honestly ever since he had that party for highest subbed channel on youtube hes gotten so lame. i started look at you and kassemg and stuff way better.
i told em i saved quintuplets from a burning bridge and then had to give their mom mouth to mouth and thats how i got herpes and cant share cups with my brother =P
@nicedog79 LOL hey Fatass, dont hate cause i got 51 likes on my comment, how bout you go find something more productive to do in life the sit around trolling on other people comment. I'm out here in god forsaken afhganistan hunting fucking Hajis and standing 12 hr post, internet here is a luxury so shut the fuck up you fat no good pieces of shit.
i clapped..
HollisterManny 1 month ago
You deserve all of RWJs fans and viewers. If youre a youtuber and you need a writer than that's just pathetic. I make short comedy skits too and I write the shit myself and I dont hire anyone to do it for me.
CasualGarbage 4 months ago
@omgzdude45 no this is just a Joke he's not copying RWJ
HaiItsSavanna 5 months ago
@HaiItsSavanna ya i fucking know dumbass
omgzdude45 2 days ago
or maby that was PDF...
mikk2109 5 months ago
RWJ dose talk to a "steven" as his editer
mikk2109 5 months ago
no way holy crap thts cool i didnt know XD
omgzdude45 6 months ago
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RIP OFF of raywilliamjohnson
omgzdude45 6 months ago
@omgzdude45 lol, I write for raywilliamjohnson
SteveGreeneComedy 6 months ago 56
@SteveGreeneComedy Epic response is epic.
iverson92123 2 months ago
@SteveGreeneComedy so are you to blame for his lack of funny at the moment, because honestly ever since he had that party for highest subbed channel on youtube hes gotten so lame. i started look at you and kassemg and stuff way better.
Evilstewie831 2 weeks ago in playlist HOLY SH!T
@omgzdude45 Owned..
10GreenDay01 5 months ago
@omgzdude45 You're an idiot.
Fraugee 4 days ago in playlist HOLY SH!T
@Fraugee ya fuck off dumbass
omgzdude45 2 days ago
LOL who heard him say shit and it didnt get blocked out.
AquacunoCp 6 months ago
i didn't read a book today
thesuperIsabel 6 months ago
i dont lie to my parents i am strait with them so i said to the MOM DAD I CLOGGED THE TOILET WITH MY HOLY SH!T
MJKcomedy 7 months ago
this is a long time ago.i spiled a glass of orange juice and my parents thought it was dog pee.my dog was grounded
BADBOY77758 7 months ago
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I told them i did my homework!!!!!!!!!
nintendoguy722 7 months ago
i told my mom and dad that i dont think your a total fagget that should be spending his daddys money on some sort of "hey! im going balled cream"
shaggysee 7 months ago
holy sh@t that guy moved like 14 penis lengts
jezuswantstokill 7 months ago
Lmao "I DONT BELIEVE IN FAIRYS!!!!!!! no body clap *fairy dies*"
MrDamage316 7 months ago
i lied that i did not have a boyfriend
lolpol173 7 months ago
I washed the dishes...WHEN IN FACT I DIDN'T!!!!
SilhouetteDarkened 8 months ago
pfft some ones been watching too much peter pan
superrob1995 8 months ago
That my boyfriend was just a friend.....
daisymae8121999 8 months ago
I fucked your mom last night
Brandonjr7 8 months ago
I turned on the dishwasher. I really didn't.
peevie187 8 months ago
mommy, i didn't kill that hooker
Thechuggaablade 8 months ago
I told them i resent the way they strangle babies. (I don't )
MrFujibearman 8 months ago
i did my sister
LETSBEBLACK 8 months ago
whats with the bleeping
slashhat8989 8 months ago
i ate the cookie in the cookie jar
theguyoffunnycomedy 8 months ago
they asked if i watched porn and i said yep!
captainmanful 8 months ago
1:59 HOLY S**T! That's MY desktop!
Yoyobean5 8 months ago
mom, dad... i love you!
hoolgeren 8 months ago
holy shit suck my dick
zackattack273 8 months ago
"LA MIERDA SEGRADO" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
SuperNuela 8 months ago
um that i didt hit my sis
EmoKittly10 8 months ago
i told them that i didn't drink the last of the milk...
i really did
dementedjelly 8 months ago
i lied about lying
DrSmallPenis 8 months ago
I like it but man there's alot of vids already that talk about youtube clips lol
Rwj....Tobuscus.....ect...
monkeyXmonkey 8 months ago
LOL THIS VID ALREADY HAS 65 VIEWS!!!
OH SHIT THATS FUKKING AMAZING!!!!!!!
monkeyXmonkey 8 months ago
I had sex!
Luukie1997 8 months ago
I farted but I actually pooped a bit
Sawzigg 8 months ago
dislike how he say HOLY SHIT every single time. retarded video~ wasted my life time.
not2beforgotten 8 months ago
00:55 german Rambo?
24gadjet 8 months ago
00:13 german chuck norris??
24gadjet 8 months ago
i told them i was taking a piss but i was taking a shit!!!!
Wetmoah10 8 months ago
I told them I was seeing a G rated movie. but it was really PG!!!!
krusebon 8 months ago
almost funny
sothgunfil 8 months ago
piwwwwwwwwwwwww you jork
jaber2341 8 months ago
dumbass
DrunkyMonkey2oo9 8 months ago
666 Likes!
TheZUNIF 8 months ago
I did NOT put my two month old baby brother in the microwave, I swear.
wolfbrother111 8 months ago
........you are not funny. honestly....you are trying too hard and your jokes are cheesy and dry.......sorry.
DEKOIYAH 8 months ago
@DEKOIYAH Yeah you obviously have no sense of humor...sorry! Doesnt feel so good does it! YEAH
AlexisTorres123 8 months ago
I told my parents they were adopted. wait...what?
crzysteve159 8 months ago 53
Is this suppose to be a parody of raywillimjohnson
roach8673 8 months ago
Biggest lie ever? Told em I was their son
greegry 8 months ago
The biggest lie i told my parents...I like Justin Bieber
Iceburner96 8 months ago
YOU ARE WATCHING HOLY SH*T
MultiChidoriRasengan 8 months ago
i was a girl just like you wanted but i changed my sex too piss you off
OVER9000ACCOUNTS 8 months ago
I told them I got about 50 girls pregnant in an orgy. I loved their facial expression. :D
FearlessLT 8 months ago
I told my parents I was bi-sexual when I'm really straight, but now they live depressed and sad because of me.
LyrikalWisdom 8 months ago
i love it when the youtube video's wont load.<3
ManiRulez1 8 months ago
i clapped
dyslexicmelon 8 months ago
I told my parents that I love them.
carsof2035 8 months ago
LOL HEALTHY AFRICAN PENIS WTF
gravityhammer25 8 months ago
Mom, Dad... im STRAIGHT!
carlillosLuque 8 months ago
That fairy thing made me lol. It's pretty clever.
DomX4 8 months ago
u will never be King of the Crackers!!!!
FloRidaVG 8 months ago
I told my mom I was drinking apple juice, but it was scotch
xplodestudio 8 months ago
Holy shit this sucks!
SteveGreeneCumedy 8 months ago
I did not whatch stevegreencomedy
mrweinemo 8 months ago
i told my mom i flushed, but... i didn't
whyhowdythereson 8 months ago
i told my mom that i'm pregnant (i'm a boy)... oh wait thats not a lie!!
laumaelinful 8 months ago
I told my parents I cleaned up my room but I didn't clean it.
AlecLaGrega 8 months ago
@AlecLaGrega HOLY SHIT!!!!! haha
RyanRMusic11 8 months ago
I forged my parents signature...to send me away to NY for a week!
DiegoBarrera111 8 months ago
I told my parents i wasn't gonna eat while eating!!!!!!!!!!
CACTURNAT0R 8 months ago
I got 2% milk at lunch, and I said I got whole milk.
Grahme70 8 months ago
ii told my parents one of the biggest lie of all that my brother didnt broke my dogs leg but he did and ii was punished not him
alexamichellealonso 8 months ago
My Mom saw me eat cookies before dinner and I said it wasn´t me...
MrBlackzzter 8 months ago
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I lied that bird wasn't the word.....
fallinghairlesscat 8 months ago
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fallinghairlesscat 8 months ago
That the tattoo on my foot was fake. They believed me for a month
asiangogo1 8 months ago
i told em i saved quintuplets from a burning bridge and then had to give their mom mouth to mouth and thats how i got herpes and cant share cups with my brother =P
peace92111 8 months ago
<3
iHannahM 8 months ago
The biggest lie i told.... I said I didn't colored my hair but I did! (It was pink)
Rainbowf0cker 8 months ago
that's bullshit man ..!!
MRATXX 8 months ago
the biggest lie I said that my class was going on a trip and I needed $50 for it. But instead I went to a party for 2 days!
djvilandas 8 months ago
I said that i didn't lie .........but i did!
GuyBehindTheDoor 8 months ago
i told them we have a pet cat....didnt turn out well
neondragon121 8 months ago
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neondragon121 8 months ago
I Told My Mom that I was going to a shower in a minute but.... i took it in 1:13 seconds i know i know im bad ass.
zac123995 8 months ago
told my parents that i went to my violen lessons and i kept that up for bout two months
melissamm8 8 months ago
I told them I was adopted.
RyanMDrummer 8 months ago
i need to poop
funvideo96 8 months ago
I TOLD THEM THE DOG DID IT!
NathanaelsFilms 8 months ago
i told my parents that i did not just say Holy sh!t but yet i so totally did
LoganConeTV 8 months ago
I told my parents I was full so i didn't have to finish my vegetables. AND THEN ATE DESSERT
RaNdOmDiPpY 8 months ago 39
@RaNdOmDiPpY Thats heavy...
MrBlackzzter 8 months ago
I told my parents that u are the best :\
crowfeatherish 8 months ago
I told my parents that I was going to sleep at 8pm when really I went to bed at 8:13!
bigballa6yo 8 months ago
I told my parents found TimothyDeLaGhetto's penis
oiTsChampo 8 months ago
I Told My Parents I'm Pregnant, And i'm a guy.
oiTsChampo 8 months ago
I Told Them Ray wasn't Mexican..
oiTsChampo 8 months ago
I told them I beat Halo Reach
Mankey303 8 months ago
you fuken suck
cminus18 8 months ago
i told my parents that i beat chuck norris
sonicfan68 8 months ago
I told then that once i was going for a jog when i was really goin to my friends house to do some heroine im kidden but ya we did drugs! HOLY SHIT
lolmanlol12 8 months ago
I told my parents that I went to the movies, I really went swimming in a lake with a group of my friends
nomoresock 8 months ago
you should do the character from Haunted House Pary... you are so funny!
"that clumsy bitch went down like the titanic"
HAHAHAHAHA!
thumbs up so he can see this :D
mmX1995 8 months ago
I told them i brushed my teeth... When i didnt!!!! :)
hedleykiss 8 months ago
Pitty the people who can't see the dramatic irony and sheer sarcasm in this video x) awesome!
lewishague123 8 months ago
@kx06 your telling him to find something better to do? your the one whos sitting on your ass trolling
nicedog79 8 months ago
@nicedog79 LOL hey Fatass, dont hate cause i got 51 likes on my comment, how bout you go find something more productive to do in life the sit around trolling on other people comment. I'm out here in god forsaken afhganistan hunting fucking Hajis and standing 12 hr post, internet here is a luxury so shut the fuck up you fat no good pieces of shit.
kx06 8 months ago
Went back in time and told my dad he didn't need a condom
Peetree777 8 months ago
@kx06 troll
TEDANDS 8 months ago
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@TEDANDS LOL Look who talking Fagget
kx06 8 months ago
he's obviously being so incredibly sarcastic about everything he's saying. Dumbass people.
MalliG0RE 8 months ago
most annoying asshole ive seen on youtube!! just and honest opinion! :/
lazzzzan 8 months ago
I told my parents I'd go to bed at 8 but I studied instead!
PBJTA 8 months ago
@kx06 lol
astraelios 8 months ago
Wow what are you doing with your life? Go get a life and do something productive.
MrTonyDuong 8 months ago
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dude u f***ing suck!!
blackD619 8 months ago
dude u f***ing suck!!
blackD619 8 months ago
Your gay voice in Bree's vid was really good, you should do something around that character. :)
megzieroe 8 months ago
113 that couldn't stand the extreme videos in this episode! :D
TheAzger 8 months ago
i lyed
1521FredShane 8 months ago
holy shit.... this blows!
paolvale 8 months ago
I don't think people get the satire in this video...
Agifofo 8 months ago 18
'yeah, that was the only time i've ever done drugs'
multipassifism 8 months ago
D: What''s with all the haters? I still believe in you Steve! *claps*
Kisa10 8 months ago
Told them the true things that happened
SilverasX 8 months ago
this is fucking great!!
TheAzger 8 months ago
holy shit
mss3331 8 months ago
I told my parents I was adopted
I lied
theGhettocannon 8 months ago
have you ever thought your not funny? dammit stop screaming.
PhamstaX 8 months ago
in going to sleep xD
MalaysianAllDay 8 months ago
fuckin idiot get a life
XDontchueverX 8 months ago
Wow. Lots of Youtube haters here all of a sudden. They're just mad because there were no cat videos. Also, they have no sense of humor.
onewoodee 8 months ago
Like this if you watched it cause Tim liked it
sushi116 8 months ago 33
damn, why is everyone hating? i'm sorry but this guy is fucking funny.
whatrachelwas 8 months ago 28
why does this show up in my homepage?
TimatiXD 8 months ago
Dude your not as original as you may have thought in the beginning
roymiller47 8 months ago
Sorry bro, but this niche has already been filled by RWJ.
bigjabba 8 months ago
this is so gay
CaRan17171717 8 months ago
omg.. you are my parents..
mag12aout 8 months ago
yelling doesntmake it funny
therealist1234567 8 months ago
@therealist1234567 Yes it does. Also, yelling makes karaoke better. Life lessons better learned now.
onewoodee 8 months ago
Do I Kill Myself Now Or Later ?
aristizaba67 8 months ago
Holy shit is Shit.
Ricez08 8 months ago
holy shit is funny, dont listen to haters dawg!
fetonhazolo 8 months ago
stuipd.
donnyfox123 8 months ago
dude... u gotta stop SHOUTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BobZOMG84 8 months ago
i have never regretted clicking on a video this much before
profacelol 8 months ago 3
screening doesnt make you cooler
009daigo 8 months ago
IM STEVE GREEN AND IM GAY!
bbooys103 8 months ago
Yur lame bruh.
kevinn863 8 months ago
I told them that I cleaned my room! :)
likeae 8 months ago
she not 7 mouths peregrinate
ElHispanoPequeno 8 months ago
i came home one night extremly baked... and my mom asked me why my eyes were red..
i told her they got sun burnt.
TheTeamNarnia 8 months ago
lol, white guys and their obsession with black guy's penis never fails. this guy is complete cornball. I blame fucking timdelaghetto.
mike7743 8 months ago
I hope you know all 65 and others who are pissed just cause he wants to try and be funny go fuck yourself
DNSTWolf 8 months ago
Stop trying to be funny.
SwiftMk 8 months ago
I Told them I was a Virgin.
kirbykirby97 8 months ago
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggooooooooooooooottttttttt
DELOVINO123 8 months ago
forgot to bleep at 2:14?
NickMageeTV 8 months ago
lmao healthy african penis?
ColdBoi 8 months ago
@ColdBoi you know he wanted one up in his ass. smh.
mike7743 8 months ago
My Speakers were on blast and I just died from some guy saying 'I'm STEVE GREENE!'
KyDDiRIE04 8 months ago
imm not gay
KLMofo17 8 months ago
wow swiming in winter so rad...not :D expacialy in american winter :D
thedevillangell 8 months ago
Holy Shit!!!!! that guy moved like 14 penis lengths im talkin healthy African Penis!!!! hahahahahaha
Deesef1227 8 months ago
fuck you, oops sorry
awqaxsd 8 months ago
You suck dude,no offense
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