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  • i clapped..

  • You deserve all of RWJs fans and viewers. If youre a youtuber and you need a writer than that's just pathetic. I make short comedy skits too and I write the shit myself and I dont hire anyone to do it for me.

  • @omgzdude45 no this is just a Joke he's not copying RWJ

  • @HaiItsSavanna ya i fucking know dumbass

  • or maby that was PDF...

  • RWJ dose talk to a "steven" as his editer

  • no way holy crap thts cool i didnt know XD

  • @omgzdude45 lol, I write for raywilliamjohnson

  • @SteveGreeneComedy Epic response is epic.

  • @SteveGreeneComedy so are you to blame for his lack of funny at the moment, because honestly ever since he had that party for highest subbed channel on youtube hes gotten so lame. i started look at you and kassemg and stuff way better.

  • @omgzdude45 Owned..

  • @omgzdude45 You're an idiot.

  • @Fraugee ya fuck off dumbass

  • LOL who heard him say shit and it didnt get blocked out.

  • i didn't read a book today

  • i dont lie to my parents i am strait with them so i said to the MOM DAD I CLOGGED THE TOILET WITH MY HOLY SH!T

  • this is a long time ago.i spiled a glass of orange juice and my parents thought it was dog pee.my dog was grounded

  • i told my mom and dad that i dont think your a total fagget that should be spending his daddys money on some sort of "hey! im going balled cream"

  • holy sh@t that guy moved like 14 penis lengts

  • Lmao "I DONT BELIEVE IN FAIRYS!!!!!!! no body clap *fairy dies*"

  • i lied that i did not have a boyfriend

  • I washed the dishes...WHEN IN FACT I DIDN'T!!!!

  • pfft some ones been watching too much peter pan

  • That my boyfriend was just a friend.....

  • I fucked your mom last night

  • I turned on the dishwasher. I really didn't.

  • mommy, i didn't kill that hooker

  • I told them i resent the way they strangle babies. (I don't )

  • i did my sister

  • whats with the bleeping

  • i ate the cookie in the cookie jar

  • they asked if i watched porn and i said yep!

  • 1:59 HOLY S**T! That's MY desktop!

  • mom, dad... i love you!

  • holy shit suck my dick

  • "LA MIERDA SEGRADO" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • um that i didt hit my sis

  • i told them that i didn't drink the last of the milk...

    i really did

  • i lied about lying

  • I like it but man there's alot of vids already that talk about youtube clips lol

    Rwj....Tobuscus.....ect...

  • LOL THIS VID ALREADY HAS 65 VIEWS!!!

    OH SHIT THATS FUKKING AMAZING!!!!!!!

  • I had sex!

  • I farted but I actually pooped a bit

  • dislike how he say HOLY SHIT every single time. retarded video~ wasted my life time.

  • 00:55 german Rambo?

  • 00:13 german chuck norris??

  • i told them i was taking a piss but i was taking a shit!!!!

  • I told them I was seeing a G rated movie. but it was really PG!!!!

  • almost funny

  • piwwwwwwwwwwwww you jork

  • dumbass

    

  • 666 Likes!

  • I did NOT put my two month old baby brother in the microwave, I swear.

  • ........you are not funny. honestly....you are trying too hard and your jokes are cheesy and dry.......sorry.

  • @DEKOIYAH Yeah you obviously have no sense of humor...sorry! Doesnt feel so good does it! YEAH

  • I told my parents they were adopted. wait...what?

  • Is this suppose to be a parody of raywillimjohnson

  • Biggest lie ever? Told em I was their son

  • The biggest lie i told my parents...I like Justin Bieber

  • YOU ARE WATCHING HOLY SH*T

  • i was a girl just like you wanted but i changed my sex too piss you off

  • I told them I got about 50 girls pregnant in an orgy. I loved their facial expression. :D

  • I told my parents I was bi-sexual when I'm really straight, but now they live depressed and sad because of me.

  • i love it when the youtube video's wont load.<3

  • i clapped

    

  • I told my parents that I love them.

  • LOL HEALTHY AFRICAN PENIS WTF

  • Mom, Dad... im STRAIGHT!

  • That fairy thing made me lol. It's pretty clever.

  • u will never be King of the Crackers!!!!

  • I told my mom I was drinking apple juice, but it was scotch

  • Holy shit this sucks!

  • I did not whatch stevegreencomedy 

  • i told my mom i flushed, but... i didn't

  • i told my mom that i'm pregnant (i'm a boy)... oh wait thats not a lie!!

  • I told my parents I cleaned up my room but I didn't clean it.

  • @AlecLaGrega HOLY SHIT!!!!! haha

  • I forged my parents signature...to send me away to NY for a week!

  • I told my parents i wasn't gonna eat while eating!!!!!!!!!!

  • I got 2% milk at lunch, and I said I got whole milk.

  • ii told my parents one of the biggest lie of all that my brother didnt broke my dogs leg but he did and ii was punished not him

  • My Mom saw me eat cookies before dinner and I said it wasn´t me...

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  • That the tattoo on my foot was fake. They believed me for a month

  • i told em i saved quintuplets from a burning bridge and then had to give their mom mouth to mouth and thats how i got herpes and cant share cups with my brother =P

  • <3 

  • The biggest lie i told.... I said I didn't colored my hair but I did! (It was pink)

  • that's bullshit man ..!!

  • the biggest lie I said that my class was going on a trip and I needed $50 for it. But instead I went to a party for 2 days!

  • I said that i didn't lie .........but i did!

  • i told them we have a pet cat....didnt turn out well

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  • I Told My Mom that I was going to a shower in a minute but.... i took it in 1:13 seconds i know i know im bad ass.

  • told my parents that i went to my violen lessons and i kept that up for bout two months

  • I told them I was adopted.

  • i need to poop

  • I TOLD THEM THE DOG DID IT!

  • i told my parents that i did not just say Holy sh!t but yet i so totally did

  • I told my parents I was full so i didn't have to finish my vegetables. AND THEN ATE DESSERT

  • @RaNdOmDiPpY Thats heavy...

  • I told my parents that u are the best :\

  • I told my parents that I was going to sleep at 8pm when really I went to bed at 8:13!

  • I told my parents found TimothyDeLaGhetto's penis

  • I Told My Parents I'm Pregnant, And i'm a guy.

  • I Told Them Ray wasn't Mexican..

  • I told them I beat Halo Reach

  • you fuken suck

  • i told my parents that i beat chuck norris

  • I told then that once i was going for a jog when i was really goin to my friends house to do some heroine im kidden but ya we did drugs! HOLY SHIT

  • I told my parents that I went to the movies, I really went swimming in a lake with a group of my friends

  • you should do the character from Haunted House Pary... you are so funny!

    "that clumsy bitch went down like the titanic"

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    thumbs up so he can see this :D

  • I told them i brushed my teeth... When i didnt!!!! :)

  • Pitty the people who can't see the dramatic irony and sheer sarcasm in this video x) awesome!

  • @kx06 your telling him to find something better to do? your the one whos sitting on your ass trolling

  • @nicedog79 LOL hey Fatass, dont hate cause i got 51 likes on my comment, how bout you go find something more productive to do in life the sit around trolling on other people comment. I'm out here in god forsaken afhganistan hunting fucking Hajis and standing 12 hr post, internet here is a luxury so shut the fuck up you fat no good pieces of shit.

  • Went back in time and told my dad he didn't need a condom

  • @kx06 troll

    

  • he's obviously being so incredibly sarcastic about everything he's saying. Dumbass people.

  • most annoying asshole ive seen on youtube!! just and honest opinion! :/

  • I told my parents I'd go to bed at 8 but I studied instead!

  • @kx06 lol

  • Wow what are you doing with your life? Go get a life and do something productive.

  • dude u f***ing suck!!

  • Your gay voice in Bree's vid was really good, you should do something around that character. :)

  • 113 that couldn't stand the extreme videos in this episode! :D

  • i lyed

  • holy shit.... this blows!

  • I don't think people get the satire in this video...

  • 'yeah, that was the only time i've ever done drugs'

  • D: What''s with all the haters? I still believe in you Steve! *claps*

  • Told them the true things that happened

  • this is fucking great!!

    

  • holy shit

  • I told my parents I was adopted

    I lied

  • have you ever thought your not funny? dammit stop screaming.

  • in going to sleep xD

  • fuckin idiot get a life

  • Wow. Lots of Youtube haters here all of a sudden. They're just mad because there were no cat videos. Also, they have no sense of humor.

  • Like this if you watched it cause Tim liked it

  • damn, why is everyone hating? i'm sorry but this guy is fucking funny.

  • why does this show up in my homepage?

  • Dude your not as original as you may have thought in the beginning

  • Sorry bro, but this niche has already been filled by RWJ.

  • this is so gay

  • omg.. you are my parents..

  • yelling doesntmake it funny

  • @therealist1234567 Yes it does. Also, yelling makes karaoke better. Life lessons better learned now.

  • Do I Kill Myself Now Or Later ?

  • Holy shit is Shit.

  • holy shit is funny, dont listen to haters dawg!

  • stuipd.

    

  • dude... u gotta stop SHOUTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i have never regretted clicking on a video this much before

  • screening doesnt make you cooler

  • IM STEVE GREEN AND IM GAY!

  • Yur lame bruh.

  • I told them that I cleaned my room! :)

  • she not 7 mouths peregrinate

  • i came home one night extremly baked... and my mom asked me why my eyes were red..

    i told her they got sun burnt.

  • lol, white guys and their obsession with black guy's penis never fails. this guy is complete cornball. I blame fucking timdelaghetto.

  • I hope you know all 65 and others who are pissed just cause he wants to try and be funny go fuck yourself

  • Stop trying to be funny.

  • I Told them I was a Virgin.

  • faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggoooooooo­ooooooottttttttt

  • forgot to bleep at 2:14?

  • lmao healthy african penis?

  • @ColdBoi you know he wanted one up in his ass. smh.

  • My Speakers were on blast and I just died from some guy saying 'I'm STEVE GREENE!'

  • imm not gay

  • wow swiming in winter so rad...not :D expacialy in american winter :D

  • Holy Shit!!!!! that guy moved like 14 penis lengths im talkin healthy African Penis!!!! hahahahahaha

  • fuck you, oops sorry

  • You suck dude,no offense