Adam and Eve in the Friend Zone

[Ninjadude973]

And that children, is why we die.

Thanks alot, Eve.

[Ninjadude973]

How come collegehumor used to have such hot girls, now all we get is Sarah?

[thanmastercraft]

Poor poor Adam

[nubmagician]

So now it's either rape, or the human race dies. hmmm

[tjcc7788]

her voice is sooo annoying... i'd tell her to SHUTUP AND TAKE THIS DICK!!!!!

[Squalestang92]

Is that gabe from the office??

[joe88john]

lmao that was awesome! And Eve is pretty hot!

[Gr4yW0rld]

God couldnt make a woman from... dirt or something... you know... to be equal or anything

[ThaDudesAvlogger]

@Gr4yW0rld God made whole universe and everything in it from nothing...then made one woman using man's rib. Religion. It's complicated. Veeeeery complicated.

[Gr4yW0rld]

@ThaDudesAvlogger my religion isnt complicated

[ThaDudesAvlogger]

@Gr4yW0rld Hahahaha...Hahaha...Hah! Oh, sad. No. 1 - "_____. It's complicated...veeeeeeeery complicated." is a reference to a series made my collegehumour called "dating: it's complicated". No. 2 - Any idiot who will bind themselves to a religion are fucked in the head. They are putting their trust into imaginary people. They believe that after death, there's heaven or hell, and they look forward to the more positive. Think about it. So many religions...not one identical. Coincidence?

[Gr4yW0rld]

@ThaDudesAvlogger My religion doesnt have a god or heaven or hell :)

[greysonchancebiggest]

Damn... 0:37 he has huge nipples XD

[willya92]

Sup

[ONEBAD9NER]

lesson to everyone GIRLS love dicks, so act like one & they well want you even more..

[DiBacci]

@ONEBAD9NER girls love dicks with MONEY so act like one & they we'll want you even more :-)

[DiBacci]

@DiBacci they will

(need coffe)

[hi21ize]

thumbs up if he has the weirdest nipples ever

[maplecreek662]

THATS THE GUY FROM THE OFFICE

[dcho50]

no the rib taken out was the PENIS DUH



[Cornchap]

my word he has weird nipples

[pkownada]

is that gabe from the office?

[CoreeHovden]

@pkownada yes

[Fifress]

bitch......and what the hell is wrong with those nips? lol

[jpink746]

The snake had legs. Read the book...

[jooborrego4]

I guess he figured it out after all :D

[DiBacci]

thank you we all know now that its gabe

[thatoneblackguy95]

Get Hoed!!

[277rome]

"living in paradise was so stressful today" bitch...

[laxball535]

that girl looks like she has a BANGIN ass at 0:30

[swimmingmaddy]

Gabe from the office?!?!

[Medgy26]

@swimmingmaddy yeah i just realized that too! crazy

[mistersirisaacnewton]

shes cute, but wtf is up with her voice..

[TheWillofLoki]

that chick reminds me of my girlfriend lol

[gyroknot]

wtf is wrong with his nipples?

[TheTRJG]

Holy shit, it's Gabe from the office

[Y0urAlc0h0licDad]

this is why women ruin everything...

[Kookanoodles]

"But why take the risk ?" Mmm do you want the 10,000 reasons on paper or flash drive ?

[WashingtonSportsman]

thats gabe from the office!!

[TheSteelGorilla]

whore



[customphoenixwings]

He should of used the apple of eden to control herr

[ZeroRequiemGX]

Hahahahahahaaaaaa, Should I be offended cause My First Names Adam as well hahahaa

[WhatUpBiatchXD]

@ZeroRequiemGX LOL you think thats bad, my name is Eve Adams XD

[kingdmp1]

sup

[milo10216]

who is that bitch????

[teenagestudio]

Dat' ass

[yehitsnathan]

is that gabe from the office?

[access1992]

@yehitsnathan yeah

[Krasiva]

@yehitsnathan Yep, thats Gabe alright.

[zmatthijs79]

eve is slamming

[classof10mrz]

HA i get it a "LONG" relationship lol cuz he's a snake:D

[me3rafael]

they have belly buttons!

[tkerkel3679]

@me3rafael They're actors. You know, born AFTER the beginning of the world.

[mwzhara]

lol this is sick

[thextraordinaregine]

playing the role of adam and eve should be naked!

[pqitmgbrerc1]

It would have been more fun if Adam saw Eve NAKED!

[ahhhhhron]

lol

[2cul4meazif97]

damn i would bang eve

[farrett47]

holy shit its gabe from the office!

[LetsgetWasted16]

Could not stop staring at his nipples o.o 

[dammitcrap]

@LetsgetWasted16 i know right?! those fuckers are HUGE!

[smokensumweed]

MY CHANNEELL!!!

[TehNewV]

That Aint no Eve! That's Lilith! ;D

[arianahernandez1]

they some hob knockers

[PIPITandMALAYLAY]

she was orange :o

[zombiEater3]

I love the OFFICE

[greenandblack5]

GABE!!!!

[will21e]

the funny thing is that this is accurate!

[1234gvmmr]

It seems not even GOD was too surprised... females !

[theperson12345678920]

gabe



[HillSavage72]

This shit is why rape exists.

[GamerTopHat]

they have belly buttons... how can they possibly be adam and eve.

[elicharlieandsierra]

Shoulda given him the other rib!

[12121213358769675534]

So this is where Gabe got his start

[gutcheezeman]

thats gabe from the office!!!!

[0AnimeLova0]

OMG it's gabe from office!!

[thatwhitekidmatt]

forever alone

[DiBacci]

Adam should better have fucked the apple and eaten Eve.

[Airganoth]

If I were Adam, I'd sacrafice my rib.

[MrStardust85]

haha it's gabe!

[laubeatz]

then did adam end up forcing eve? lol

[ruassmarkt]

I didn't finish the video

it hurts too much

[SeaCelestial]

poor gabe...

[LarryNanner]

Even when he was the only man on the planet, Gabe still has no game.

[Darkblooded77]

Wait..It was Lillith that refused to lie under Adam and ran off with Samael, which is why Eve was created. So this video is wrong in so many ways xD

[stuff60063]

turns out i am the only man on earth

[THEerinatore]

0:12 "Iknow we were just created but i feel like ive known you forever. Like all 7 days."

[MrJudas666666]

she dont want him coz he acts like a girl when hes around her. man up nigger man up

[InspieringEpicVideos]

Now. If Eva and Adam was REAL, then that means that we ALL are related. Everyone in the world is related.

[cookieyy]

@InspieringEpicVideos Well we are; we all have a common ancestor that lived thousands of years ago.

[Rockwhispererx]

Let me grab another one of those ribs

[themarinatingmonkey]

damn bitch...



[frozenwhalez]

LOOK AT HIS TITS!!!!!!

[MrSwedenik]

It's funny because some people think its true

[sanderbest5]

FUCK THE FRIENDZONE

[Theblockheadpeeps]

if they dont get together, then we're f**ked

[Eatallthecowsand]

Lol

[awhiteboy33]

wow that was actually for the most part accurate

[blazilfrazil2]

I miss the huah at the end!

[fezanatior]

oh so thats where masturbating came from

[dinudinu400]

@fezanatior SÅ JÄKLA klockREN ahhahahah!  /CAREface if you english shitholes can't understand

[Hawker59000]

Adam = Gabe from the office

[ACxaY]

holy shit far cry 3 ad

[MysticTomatoMusic]

ha. half the comments are about the dude's hairy ass nipples.

[dontcarewatuthink]

women. pulling the friend zone bullshit since the dawn of time.

[xNinjaKingx]

@dontcarewatuthink Lmao well said my friend well said

[dontcarewatuthink]

@xNinjaKingx lol thx mate.

[ninjamuffin50]

why does he have hair only on his nipples.

[Salamon2]

@ninjamuffin50 Genetics perhaps?

[HozzaDee100]

That guys nipples are gross . . .

[rcb3000]

So....How do I exist now?

[Mimmi778]

jesus the nipples

[Mightytiger123]

Oh mah Gawd Adam's nipples look like hairy pepperonis :3

[JelLoSnArK]

So God can create a universe out of nothing, but needs Adams rib for a girl?

[ta0oo7]

That looks like gabe from the office

[BoWaNaRrOw123]

so... were part snake?

[uri643]

LOL COLLEGEHUMOR LOL BEFORE EVE ATE THE FORBBIDEN FRUIT THE SNAKE HAD LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAA FOOOOOOLS

[supleec]

led on and turned down sucks for u bro

[LouieGrind]

What's wrong with his chest?

[FinesseLord]

@LouieGrind its a condition called 'pectus excavatum' or 'funnel chest'

[olinater5]

I have plenty of ribs where's my hot chick?

[th3m0nark]

old college humor was way better than new college humor

[just2smooth4uGaming]

lol, what the hell is wrong with Adam's nipples.

[mlgRokine]

bitch

[WhatMadiThinks]

He looks like the creepy nerd from the office... *cough* MONKEY!

[iTriiXyyy]

and thats how jerking off started

[MrAmazingbear]

Is that Gabe from The Office!!!! D:

[IdeasMan14]

dude from the office

[a3j3h385]

He has a belly button O.O

[09ShadesofRed]

IT'S GABE!!!!!

[lzds2112]

@09ShadesofRed

My mind is blown. It IS Gabe. And he's just as awkward as usual.

[UltimateLSD]

yuk nipple hairs

[SyioNIDEkillz]

Bitches will be bitches..

[PopGracewood]

True Story.

[delorme9]

This is so close to reality

[Familyguyfan691]

hahaha that durex advert is so good! :)

[Printerthing]

how big are the guys areola ????

[Wildman979]

1:02 if you were just created how could you have just gotten out of a long relationship???

[obsesiveperson]

GABE FROM THE OFFICE!!!!

[ZACHDISASTER]

GABE!

[patitoduck123]

dat ass

[PettyOfficerP]

is that gabe from the office?

[Thefireninja25ipod]

@PettyOfficerP lol i think it is too

[ISAWBatman]

@PettyOfficerP It is! AHHH

[LAIDtoREST50]

@PettyOfficerP indeed, it is gabe from the office. less creepy, but gabe nonetheless.

[johnloves1098]

@PettyOfficerP Yes... Yes it is. =D

[Kilox1000]

@PettyOfficerP it actually is. looked it up.

[LucasJMoore]

@PettyOfficerP thankyou. i was like.... i recognize him.. but from where? really starting to bug me,

[XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX]

@PettyOfficerP You read my mind ;)

[WhipItGood24]

GABE!?

[animenation42]

omg its gabe

[Angeleyes5238]

adam is gorgerous

[candelite10]

Funny!



[Onfire9123]

she should be naked, hasnt eaten the fruit yet. I'm offended that she isnt naked

[mickeynotmouse]

@Onfire9123

That is a hilarious comment.

[mimiluv610]

@Onfire9123 if that's the case, she should be too

[DeLaVich]

That guy has pectus excavatum! :0

[TheChampiYon]

Eve is so fine so so fine.

[Abiisiketa]

she's not eve, she's lilith made equal to adam, but decided she didn't like the idea of being adams bitch so she left. eve comes after.

[sinojtjej]

Eve, friendzoning before it was cool...

[twinkyhoho]

hey look its gabe xD

[matthewrogge]

Jesus, did all the actors from The Office get their start here? If I see a video with Rainn Wilson in it, I'll poop myself.

[TheSAEkid]

she has a nice ass

[Best5byme]

Zack & Eve are in the friend zone now in WWE!! lol

[aBuIIet]

FAKE they have nabels...

[MrNeilb92]

Even out of the office, Gabe is still in the friend zone.

[froggereatsflies]

his nipples...

[MrSnazzay]

that guy looks like gabe off of the office.

[patrick199906]

@MrSnazzay Because he is Gabe from the office.

[ESELkoek]

@MrSnazzay It is....