Adam and Eve in the Friend Zone

[fezanatior]

oh so thats where masturbating came from

[Hawker59000]

Adam = Gabe from the office

[ACxaY]

holy shit far cry 3 ad

[MysticTomatoMusic]

ha. half the comments are about the dude's hairy ass nipples.

[dontcarewatuthink]

women. pulling the friend zone bullshit since the dawn of time.

[xNinjaKingx]

@dontcarewatuthink Lmao well said my friend well said

[dontcarewatuthink]

@xNinjaKingx lol thx mate.

[ninjamuffin50]

why does he have hair only on his nipples.

[HozzaDee100]

That guys nipples are gross . . .

[rcb3000]

So....How do I exist now?

[Mimmi778]

jesus the nipples

[Mightytiger123]

Oh mah Gawd Adam's nipples look like hairy pepperonis :3

[JelLoSnArK]

So God can create a universe out of nothing, but needs Adams rib for a girl?

[ta0oo7]

That looks like gabe from the office

[BoWaNaRrOw123]

so... were part snake?

[uri643]

LOL COLLEGEHUMOR LOL BEFORE EVE ATE THE FORBBIDEN FRUIT THE SNAKE HAD LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAA FOOOOOOLS

[supleec]

led on and turned down sucks for u bro

[LouieGrind]

What's wrong with his chest?

[FinesseLord]

@LouieGrind its a condition called 'pectus excavatum' or 'funnel chest'

[olinater5]

I have plenty of ribs where's my hot chick?

[th3m0nark]

old college humor was way better than new college humor

[just2smooth4uGaming]

lol, what the hell is wrong with Adam's nipples.

[mlgRokine]

bitch

[WhatMadiThinks]

He looks like the creepy nerd from the office... *cough* MONKEY!

[iTriiXyyy]

and thats how jerking off started

[MrAmazingbear]

Is that Gabe from The Office!!!! D:

[IdeasMan14]

dude from the office

[a3j3h385]

He has a belly button O.O

[09ShadesofRed]

IT'S GABE!!!!!

[lzds2112]

@09ShadesofRed

My mind is blown. It IS Gabe. And he's just as awkward as usual.

[UltimateLSD]

yuk nipple hairs

[SyioNIDEkillz]

Bitches will be bitches..

[PopGracewood]

True Story.

[delorme9]

This is so close to reality

[Familyguyfan691]

hahaha that durex advert is so good! :)

[Printerthing]

how big are the guys areola ????

[Wildman979]

1:02 if you were just created how could you have just gotten out of a long relationship???

[obsesiveperson]

GABE FROM THE OFFICE!!!!

[ZACHDISASTER]

GABE!

[patitoduck123]

dat ass

[PettyOfficerP]

is that gabe from the office?

[Thefireninja25ipod]

@PettyOfficerP lol i think it is too

[ISAWBatman]

@PettyOfficerP It is! AHHH

[LAIDtoREST50]

@PettyOfficerP indeed, it is gabe from the office. less creepy, but gabe nonetheless.

[johnloves1098]

@PettyOfficerP Yes... Yes it is. =D

[WhipItGood24]

GABE!?

[animenation42]

omg its gabe

[Angeleyes5238]

adam is gorgerous

[candelite10]

Funny!



[Onfire9123]

she should be naked, hasnt eaten the fruit yet. I'm offended that she isnt naked

[mickeynotmouse]

@Onfire9123

That is a hilarious comment.

[DeLaVich]

That guy has pectus excavatum! :0

[TheChampiYon]

Eve is so fine so so fine.

[Abiisiketa]

she's not eve, she's lilith made equal to adam, but decided she didn't like the idea of being adams bitch so she left. eve comes after.

[sinojtjej]

Eve, friendzoning before it was cool...

[twinkyhoho]

hey look its gabe xD

[matthewrogge]

Jesus, did all the actors from The Office get their start here? If I see a video with Rainn Wilson in it, I'll poop myself.

[TheSAEkid]

she has a nice ass

[Best5byme]

Zack & Eve are in the friend zone now in WWE!! lol

[aBuIIet]

FAKE they have nabels...

[MrNeilb92]

Even out of the office, Gabe is still in the friend zone.

[froggereatsflies]

his nipples...

[MrSnazzay]

that guy looks like gabe off of the office.

[patrick199906]

@MrSnazzay Because he is Gabe from the office.

[ESELkoek]

@MrSnazzay It is....

[SauceBoss99]

huh, no wonder women tempt us

[jameslolification]

he has such weird nipples... fasinating...

[MrOSCARSSK11]

she is fine

[llamasrockmore]

The discovery of masturbation.

[duke1225236]

thats fucking Gabe from the office!

[getagreencard18]

Gabe is a fag

[mraceplayer1012]

like if would give god a rib to get a hot girl

[shabehpersia21]

GAABBEEEE

[brainfartstudios1000]

Stupid leaves!!!

[bobcycle67]

is this the guy from the office

[mjndblain]

@bobcycle67 yeah

[jboehiphone]

IT'S GABE!!!!!! I will never look at that man again without seeing lady gaga...

[SynneDennis]

Where's Lilith? 

[SmashedGamers]

This just proves women are from hell.

[alebre678]

College humor needs better looking dudes.

[RolloT1247]

@alebre678 agreed

[legoeggo1518]

what a whore ur gettin it in the butt.

[TheLaserwaffle]

Dumb bitch

[MondoMonkeyMan]

OMG THAT THE AWKWARD DUDE FROM THE OFFICE! I LOVE HIM

[jcvds94]

damn girl , shes nice

[NoseGuard67]

I was in the friend zone once. Listening to her cry about her dick boyfriends. It sucks. Don't lie. We guys have been there.

[xPogiify]

tis a lonely and desolate place, the friend zone is.

[Supashaw]

THAT GUY WAS ON THE OFFICE

[WingedSoulies]

wow this guy's body....

ew

[asianchocobunny]

Last Man On Earth? Thought He Was The First...

[clotworthyjc]

@asianchocobunny at the rate this video is going he could be

[centaursweatshirts]

hairy nipples.

[adoSrelliK]

I wonder how she would have sex with the snake....

[jaxxblack]

@adoSrelliK the same way japanese school girls are raped by octopusses!lol lol lol

[avatarrazz]

@adoSrelliK he puts his entire body in her?

[Ki11ar7tyle]

@adoSrelliK A Childish Prank, From the Life and Songs of the Crow by Ted Hughes

[iGumzZ]

@adoSrelliK I thought it would have been more obvious, given the shape of a snake ;)

[TheDottigal]

@adoSrelliK tail?



[SuperZac8]

I always thought that Eve screwed Adam over...

[operativehabu]

Story of mankind's existence ever since chivalry was invented. Damn chivalry.

[Elijah1595]

FROM THE OFFICE?!?

[MJRowland7]

what is gabe doing here.

[mtborsk8t11]

MCCOOOYYYY

[SunglassesDouchebag]

OMG ITS GABE

[ProfoundNinja]

FUCKING BITCH.

[JonChute]

False, according to the Bible (and scientific beliefs) the original snakes had legs.

[Viperzka]

@JonChute When they had legs they weren't "snakes"

[albert6014]

@Viperzka Reptiloids.

[karwl]

@TheElemental1991 so ur saying adam was black, that's just racist man.

[admx94]

It makes sense that Adam's heart would be broken by some girl.... Literally, the story of my life. Name and all.

[SecretidentityLeon]

damn it gabe!

[JoshEvans16]

Your nips are fucking disgusting?

[andris4]

I would have given God all my ribs, so then I could have an entire harem!

[BenU314159]

@andris4 He should have at least given one more rib. Then the girls would be fighting over him.

[MrAshdabash]

damn shes fit!

[NikChik11]

GAAAAAAAABE!!!

[vintagevideogamegeek]

I never knew Eve had spray-on tan.

[owned2hell]

FUCK.... i was closing the ad hoping to see tits :(

[DaGleese]

i dont get whats up with the dudes nipples? or why everyone seems to care so damn much?

[colbimitchell]

awww that feel :(

[famguy1411]

that fucking bitch

[Guilmon470]

The funny thing is, they would've been totally nude because they didn't know what shame or nudity were yet... But we can't have an uncensored version, can we? I want something better to look at than Adam's freak nipples.

[slovenc555]

GIVE ADAM HIS RIB BACK!

[1WarGamer1]

Надо было ему ебальник набить этой змее.

[1WarGamer1]

Пиздец какой-то, блядь.

[davidfxz]

hahaha, so damn funny!!

[Simonhakken]

hey that's gabe. SCREW YOU GABE!

[SebbieZation]

Why do they have belly bottuns if they were created, not born?

[KiDxGameR]

@SebbieZation ur mom

[itsRYNOstyle]

@SebbieZation because religion.

[Evan42881]

Obviously he shaves his chest. Would you want to shave hair over you nipples? I don't think so. That shit is painful.

[thatguymartin97]

Id have sex for a rib

[BitByBitGaming]

ITS GABE!!!

[Zaper692]

So if they were Adam and Eve... How did the Asians and Black people come along?

[michaelgee33]

Its Gabe from the Office! Ugh hes creepy in this too...

[yeokenny419]

That's messed up

[MaztRPwn]

Lemme grab another one of those ribs. XD

[kobeisbose]

Lmao church jokes! I love when people make these!

[ianthebomber]

GABE GO BACK TO SABRE ASSHOLE!

[lexcup123]

No one likes Gabe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JamesArcher1998]

BEASTIALITY!!!! IS WRONG!!!!

[h3k4u]

I REALLY SAW ADAM SOMEWHERE! Was it "the office"?

[CaptainLeftNut]

what the fuck is wrong with his nipples?

[MrsIvannaHumpalot]

@CaptainLeftNut hairy tits!

[XoJoseph]

@CaptainLeftNut cps he's wearing something over it cos that cut isn't real and his stomach doesn't even look real LOL though.

[Black1Wolf2]

@CaptainLeftNut hair?

[jakelr]

@CaptainLeftNut Yeah! Where's his third one?!

[DrawenStandard]

@CaptainLeftNut Their hairy...but his chest isn't?

[BanditoRios]

Damn it, Adam is a beta.

[robotfungus]

spray on tans were created before the first man and woman??!!

[93Teejay]

@robotfungus What are you talking about..? The guy is more white than an apartment wall and her tan seems very natural.

[akosiabs]

they friendzoned before it was cool

[DreamerCharm]

What's wrong with his nipples? o.o

[ryallenquake]

That Slut!

[gcoverkill]

GUYS ITS FUCKING GABE!

[yannilove22]

@gcoverkill gabe who?

[USPatriotFAS]

lol, this is how he acts in "the office"

[g8trh8tr34]

Ohh Gabe, you'll never get a woman

[hiddenfrommemory]

In reality the backbone was taken. That's why most men are spineless when it comes to women

[funnywhiteroots]

@hiddenfrommemory heh

[momonANDshosho]

@hiddenfrommemory  LMFAO

[erimol237]

snake, the first douchebag of history!

[Fullmetal1890P]

XD this is really funny, because it's a metaphor showing that even if a guy and a girl are truly meant to be together, the girl will still think that she has better options and take him for granted.

[MrJeffMacleod]

gabe lol

[mikethe4th]

When College Humor does girl situations its always so accurate.

[mikethe4th]

Perfect casting

[liebguger]

oh thats poor Gabe from the office :D

[soccer27899j]

I want my rib back thank you very much

[andylot]

Oh God, please just give us men the power of create our own girl(s) by removing our rib(s)!

[TheRedAzuki]

@andylot You could do that, via the basis of evolution and genetics. You take the DNA from your rib, and then made a clone out of yourself BUT you change the gender of it, by manipulating the Y genom.